Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon meets tom cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left. >>81360256 # >>81363748 # >>81368649 #
: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left. >>81360256 # >>81363748 # >>81368649 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext people in nature organism terrestrial plant tree font

Let's see Paul Allen's distortion of his own depicted character | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)12:26:02 No.164846763 D84D9F6D-79A1-48DE-B19C-0805A2610B08.jpg 22 KB JPG The fact that he's been memed to the point of being recognized by zoomers who have never seen the movie as the sigma male grindset rich guy instead of a serial killer is utterly poetic
| Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)12:26:02 No.164846763 D84D9F6D-79A1-48DE-B19C-0805A2610B08.jpg 22 KB JPG The fact that he's been memed to the point of being recognized by zoomers who have never seen the movie as the sigma male grindset rich guy instead of a serial killer is utterly poetic

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext vision care facial expression product jaw sleeve eyewear gesture goggles eyelash font

Anon is a shapeshifter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: C+k/HzuG ) 03/17/22(Thu)23:17:15 No.367735674 >be me >shill for Russia >hop thread 1 >shill for Ukraine >hop thread >shill for Russia >hop thread >shill for Ukraine 115 KB JPG Try and stop me
: Anonymous (ID: C+k/HzuG ) 03/17/22(Thu)23:17:15 No.367735674 >be me >shill for Russia >hop thread 1 >shill for Ukraine >hop thread >shill for Russia >hop thread >shill for Ukraine 115 KB JPG Try and stop me

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon doesn’t know what’s going on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)09:25:03 No.66872932 be me >student >have to present my project >30+ people in online meeting >start talking with my webcam off 118 KB PNG >teacher says open web >get anxious, start mumble rapping my project >cute girl in my class texts me in dm and tell me "it's gonna be ok anon, take a deep breath" >anxiety intesifies >keep mumble rapping >get decent mark >cute classmate dm again and tell me it was ok and she thinks my shyness is cute I think I'll pass out
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)09:25:03 No.66872932 be me >student >have to present my project >30+ people in online meeting >start talking with my webcam off 118 KB PNG >teacher says open web >get anxious, start mumble rapping my project >cute girl in my class texts me in dm and tell me "it's gonna be ok anon, take a deep breath" >anxiety intesifies >keep mumble rapping >get decent mark >cute classmate dm again and tell me it was ok and she thinks my shyness is cute I think I'll pass out

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon can't cope. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)14:47:38 No.67821079 >My high school bully inherited his dad's corporation making millions a year for doing nothing, just telling others what to do, living in a big nice house while I have to work humiliating s--- jobs for s--- pay living in a small cramped apartment I can't pay off in years, always worried sick about my economy and job prospects, got myself into debt doing studies resulting in f------ nothing despite everyone telling me my 89 KB JPG future would be made H--------. How do I f------ deal with this. Please tell me he will get some chronic pain disorder or some s---.
Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)14:47:38 No.67821079 >My high school bully inherited his dad's corporation making millions a year for doing nothing, just telling others what to do, living in a big nice house while I have to work humiliating s--- jobs for s--- pay living in a small cramped apartment I can't pay off in years, always worried sick about my economy and job prospects, got myself into debt doing studies resulting in f------ nothing despite everyone telling me my 89 KB JPG future would be made H--------. How do I f------ deal with this. Please tell me he will get some chronic pain disorder or some s---.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GmScW8ar ) + 03/17/20(Tue)09:34:04 No.248616757 For you, quarantine is isolation from the world, from your loved ones. For me, it's tuesday. 41 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: GmScW8ar ) + 03/17/20(Tue)09:34:04 No.248616757 For you, quarantine is isolation from the world, from your loved ones. For me, it's tuesday. 41 KB JPG View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

Anon Makes a Presentation | /r/Greentext

> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw
> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is fitness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/18(Sun)09:38:15 No.46816647 >>46816493 (OP) # >always tired >always weak, shaky and nauseous >constantly chainsmoke to stay 30 KB PNG sane >eat 1 (one) small peasant meal every day because poor >lost 50 pounds in a few months >loose skin everywhere on my stomach >"wow anon you look really good! keep it up!"
: Anonymous 07/15/18(Sun)09:38:15 No.46816647 >>46816493 (OP) # >always tired >always weak, shaky and nauseous >constantly chainsmoke to stay 30 KB PNG sane >eat 1 (one) small peasant meal every day because poor >lost 50 pounds in a few months >loose skin everywhere on my stomach >"wow anon you look really good! keep it up!"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw rectangle happy font

Anon is a WW2 enthusiast | /r/Greentext

>working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with him >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven >they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me
>working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with him >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven >they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext helmet font

Anon likes Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:29:29 No.874599450 ITT: we pretend we're on reddit [removed] 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:30:37 No.874599497 >>874599450 (OP) # I'm going to be heavily downvoted for this, but... does anyone else thing OP is a f-----? EDIT: WOW Thanks for the upvotes guys! : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:30:46 No.874599505 If I caught Zelensky with my gf in bed, I'd ask him how many sugars he took in his cofee >>874599809 # : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:35:24 No.874599694 12.8k r/nextfuckinglevel This forward thinking Californian start up is using biodegradable plastic for its dildos 83 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:36:56 No.874599760 Big chungus 420 amogus 69 sus je"sus" transphobia bad homophobia bad racism bad small chungus pewdiepie biggest crossover ever bigger than the mcu black people are always good I have 500 funko pops updoots and downdoots r/pics soyboy r/dankmemes r/memes thanks for the gold kind stranger
: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:29:29 No.874599450 ITT: we pretend we're on reddit [removed] 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:30:37 No.874599497 >>874599450 (OP) # I'm going to be heavily downvoted for this, but... does anyone else thing OP is a f-----? EDIT: WOW Thanks for the upvotes guys! : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:30:46 No.874599505 If I caught Zelensky with my gf in bed, I'd ask him how many sugars he took in his cofee >>874599809 # : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:35:24 No.874599694 12.8k r/nextfuckinglevel This forward thinking Californian start up is using biodegradable plastic for its dildos 83 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)18:36:56 No.874599760 Big chungus 420 amogus 69 sus je"sus" transphobia bad homophobia bad racism bad small chungus pewdiepie biggest crossover ever bigger than the mcu black people are always good I have 500 funko pops updoots and downdoots r/pics soyboy r/dankmemes r/memes thanks for the gold kind stranger

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font line

Anon plays rust | /r/Greentext

>be me >play rust >meet a deaf guy >tells me he gets bullied in school too >become friends and play ever day >we share loot and play together >one day he kills me calls me f----- and tells me he isnt deaf and im a p---- for getting bullied >mfw my only friend lied to me and stole everything 24 KB JPG View Thread
>be me >play rust >meet a deaf guy >tells me he gets bullied in school too >become friends and play ever day >we share loot and play together >one day he kills me calls me f----- and tells me he isnt deaf and im a p---- for getting bullied >mfw my only friend lied to me and stole everything 24 KB JPG View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon has a mutant jaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)10:57:58 No.874600798 Anyone else got a mutant f------ jaw? I got a mutant f------ jaw story >be me, 11yo >getting braces for f----- up teeth >dad had donkey teeth and mom had a small jaw so none of my s--- fits >dentist gives me retainer cause too 16 KB JPG f----- up >says crank one notch every week >okie_dokie.nds >do this for four months, retainer breaks >dentist yells at me for cranking too hard >gives me another one >breaks in one week >gives me a third one >cranks it into my mouth six times >it breaks in front of him >puts me to surgery for braces >i wake up with no braces >"Okay Anon, all done. You can tell your parents we're not doing braces anymore" >think nothing of it and go home Thirteen years later >got a new dentist because of work insurance >he's looking at my file >"What happened with your old dentist" >"Nothing" >shows me the file >the entire last page is one sentence >I GIVE UP, F--- THIS KID >he wrote it across the entire page, print letters >mfw
: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)10:57:58 No.874600798 Anyone else got a mutant f------ jaw? I got a mutant f------ jaw story >be me, 11yo >getting braces for f----- up teeth >dad had donkey teeth and mom had a small jaw so none of my s--- fits >dentist gives me retainer cause too 16 KB JPG f----- up >says crank one notch every week >okie_dokie.nds >do this for four months, retainer breaks >dentist yells at me for cranking too hard >gives me another one >breaks in one week >gives me a third one >cranks it into my mouth six times >it breaks in front of him >puts me to surgery for braces >i wake up with no braces >"Okay Anon, all done. You can tell your parents we're not doing braces anymore" >think nothing of it and go home Thirteen years later >got a new dentist because of work insurance >he's looking at my file >"What happened with your old dentist" >"Nothing" >shows me the file >the entire last page is one sentence >I GIVE UP, F--- THIS KID >he wrote it across the entire page, print letters >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Do not take the hololive pill | /r/Greentext

>you're f------ Ame's raw and unwashed s--- hole >her sphincter grips tight and stretches deliciously around your d--- and her insides are slimy >she's grunting softly with every thrust and her BO has filled the 1.01 MB JPG room >suddenly she clenches down >you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your d--- >you both stare at each other in horror >she was too embarrassed to tell you that her tummy hurt earlier and that she's been holding it in >it's a thick one and she won't be able to tell the difference between your d--- sliding out of her a------ and her log accidentally sliding out if you continue >she feels your d--- getting even harder from her explanation and scowls while blushing >with an embarrassed voice, she begs you not to carry on and especially not to c-- inside What do?
>you're f------ Ame's raw and unwashed s--- hole >her sphincter grips tight and stretches deliciously around your d--- and her insides are slimy >she's grunting softly with every thrust and her BO has filled the 1.01 MB JPG room >suddenly she clenches down >you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your d--- >you both stare at each other in horror >she was too embarrassed to tell you that her tummy hurt earlier and that she's been holding it in >it's a thick one and she won't be able to tell the difference between your d--- sliding out of her a------ and her log accidentally sliding out if you continue >she feels your d--- getting even harder from her explanation and scowls while blushing >with an embarrassed voice, she begs you not to carry on and especially not to c-- inside What do?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

OP is most likely dead. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)21:46:03 No.15780209 I'm a hardcore hololive fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other EN girls where I would often play with Amelia in her streaming room and help Calliope with her songs, but one day as I was talking to Gura, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching 21 KB JPG you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yagoo and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Holostars EN, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yagoo said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. 15780330 # >15780427 #
Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)21:46:03 No.15780209 I'm a hardcore hololive fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other EN girls where I would often play with Amelia in her streaming room and help Calliope with her songs, but one day as I was talking to Gura, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching 21 KB JPG you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yagoo and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Holostars EN, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yagoo said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. 15780330 # >15780427 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Anon the cool kid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)18:11:42 No.870858186 I got a good one for y'all >be me >4th grade >new class so we're all introducing ourselves >Teacher says to think up an 16 KB PNG adjective that describes us and starts with the first letter of our name >hear my classmates think of stuff like "Strong Shawn" and "Kind Kelly" >can't think of anything >imfreakingout.png >it's my turn now >now or never >"uh..r-r-retarded richard" >whole class laughs >teachers gets mad and sends me to the principal >suspended for a week for ableist language >mfw when i return and the whole class likes me Being a retard has it's perks
: Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)18:11:42 No.870858186 I got a good one for y'all >be me >4th grade >new class so we're all introducing ourselves >Teacher says to think up an 16 KB PNG adjective that describes us and starts with the first letter of our name >hear my classmates think of stuff like "Strong Shawn" and "Kind Kelly" >can't think of anything >imfreakingout.png >it's my turn now >now or never >"uh..r-r-retarded richard" >whole class laughs >teachers gets mad and sends me to the principal >suspended for a week for ableist language >mfw when i return and the whole class likes me Being a retard has it's perks

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon has been lied to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)14:42:31 No.868542367 You'RE A F------ UGLY BITCH. I WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND THEN PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD. 26113543-00C9-4626-B74A-6E39C3433F7F.gif 510 KB GIF >holiday party for GF's work >cash bar >walk up and order a nignog >"a what?" >"a nignog. You know, hennessy and eggnog." My uncle lied to me, it's not something you can order anywhere
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)14:42:31 No.868542367 You'RE A F------ UGLY BITCH. I WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND THEN PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD. 26113543-00C9-4626-B74A-6E39C3433F7F.gif 510 KB GIF >holiday party for GF's work >cash bar >walk up and order a nignog >"a what?" >"a nignog. You know, hennessy and eggnog." My uncle lied to me, it's not something you can order anywhere

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext product organism font

Anon gets in trouble | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)15:05:02 No.795373028 >Be me >Be 24 year old Czech >See new about NZ shooting on facebook, >write in comment "Justice, was just a matter of time before they get the same treatmet as they have been giving to the world for last couple 140 KB JPG decades" >Get visited by police 2 days later informing me that i have commited a crime of "approoving of a terrorist attack" which carries sentence up to 12 years. >What do i do? I got 12 days before i need to show up in court
: Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)15:05:02 No.795373028 >Be me >Be 24 year old Czech >See new about NZ shooting on facebook, >write in comment "Justice, was just a matter of time before they get the same treatmet as they have been giving to the world for last couple 140 KB JPG decades" >Get visited by police 2 days later informing me that i have commited a crime of "approoving of a terrorist attack" which carries sentence up to 12 years. >What do i do? I got 12 days before i need to show up in court

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext wheel tire motor vehicle terrestrial plant automotive tire

Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Born In the USA 06/22/18(Fri)17:34:29 No.6826333 >Be Me >American >Internet's down >Bored >Go Outside >Don't get shot because most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people and 68 KB JPG exceptions are rare >Go back inside >Get stabbed by wife
: Anonymous Born In the USA 06/22/18(Fri)17:34:29 No.6826333 >Be Me >American >Internet's down >Bored >Go Outside >Don't get shot because most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people and 68 KB JPG exceptions are rare >Go back inside >Get stabbed by wife

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext flag rectangle font

Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)21:07:25 No.62950365 The Virgin Chad >hire a h----- >tell her I'm a virgin >not actually a virgin, have had plenty of sex >but when she thinks it's my first time, she's very gentle and sensual, and I get to act nervous and submissive, which really turns 34 KB JPG me on >when I act all amazed when I touch boobs "for the first time", it actually feels more special to me >I love how caring she is and how she takes the lead if she thinks she's deflowering me >when I finish, she cuddles with me and calls me a good boy I've done this with about 20 different hookers now and I can't stop.
: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)21:07:25 No.62950365 The Virgin Chad >hire a h----- >tell her I'm a virgin >not actually a virgin, have had plenty of sex >but when she thinks it's my first time, she's very gentle and sensual, and I get to act nervous and submissive, which really turns 34 KB JPG me on >when I act all amazed when I touch boobs "for the first time", it actually feels more special to me >I love how caring she is and how she takes the lead if she thinks she's deflowering me >when I finish, she cuddles with me and calls me a good boy I've done this with about 20 different hookers now and I can't stop.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

Anon in wedding ceremony | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 1oSt+IU7 ) 03/16/22(Wed)22:19:59 No.47296825 >>47296901 >>47296948 >>47297617 File: 361A47B6-E07E-4F8C-ACED-D(...).jpg (282 KB, 1125x1412) >I SEE YOUVE BROUGHT YOUR CHILDREN TO OUR WEDDING! AS YOU'LL NOTE ONT HE INVITATION, THIS WAS NOT ADDRESSED TO THE SMITH FAMILY, BUT RATHER MR. AND MRS. SMITH ONLY! >PLEASE REMOVE YOUR LITTLE SNOT NOSED CROTCH DEMON FROM OUR WEDDING IMMEDIATELY! >WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND WE MAKE THE RULES! THIS CEREMONY WILL BE CHILD FREE, UNPLUGGED, AND COVID SAFE! Anonymous (ID: wYjK9Aq ) 03/16/22(Wed)22:25:51 No.47296948 File: img.png (527 KB, 882x1153) >>47297420 >>47296825 >NO00O!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT AT A PRIVATE VENUE!! THIS IS COMMUNISM!!!! >HOW DARE YOU DENY ENTRY TO MY SELF-STYLED REASON FOR EXISTENCE!!!!!! >MY 85 IQ TRAILERPARK OFFSPRING MUST BE ADMITTED!!! >NO00000!!!!!!|
Anonymous (ID: 1oSt+IU7 ) 03/16/22(Wed)22:19:59 No.47296825 >>47296901 >>47296948 >>47297617 File: 361A47B6-E07E-4F8C-ACED-D(...).jpg (282 KB, 1125x1412) >I SEE YOUVE BROUGHT YOUR CHILDREN TO OUR WEDDING! AS YOU'LL NOTE ONT HE INVITATION, THIS WAS NOT ADDRESSED TO THE SMITH FAMILY, BUT RATHER MR. AND MRS. SMITH ONLY! >PLEASE REMOVE YOUR LITTLE SNOT NOSED CROTCH DEMON FROM OUR WEDDING IMMEDIATELY! >WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND WE MAKE THE RULES! THIS CEREMONY WILL BE CHILD FREE, UNPLUGGED, AND COVID SAFE! Anonymous (ID: wYjK9Aq ) 03/16/22(Wed)22:25:51 No.47296948 File: img.png (527 KB, 882x1153) >>47297420 >>47296825 >NO00O!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT AT A PRIVATE VENUE!! THIS IS COMMUNISM!!!! >HOW DARE YOU DENY ENTRY TO MY SELF-STYLED REASON FOR EXISTENCE!!!!!! >MY 85 IQ TRAILERPARK OFFSPRING MUST BE ADMITTED!!! >NO00000!!!!!!|

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext facial expression jaw organism font