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Anon is a Chad look-alike | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)09:16:35 No.43709546 >be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating 1002 KB PNG my autist friends like s--- >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood
: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)09:16:35 No.43709546 >be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating 1002 KB PNG my autist friends like s--- >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood

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GrandAnon had the last laugh | /r/Greentext

02/10/22(Thu)19:28:46 No.87242585 財 >never really connect with family members >not even with parents >grandpa is the only person in the family I truly get along with >same the other way around since most of my relatives can't appreciate pops's sense of humor >years pass and granpops becomes one 18 KB JPG of my closest friends >on my 18th birthday he gives me an envelope >says it's important so he trusts me with it but cannot be opened before his death >l promise him I won't open it until the day comes >12 years later >granpops passes away >sad.jpg >remember the envelope >I kept it in a safe in the bank >go to bank and get it >open it >only a single paper in the envelope >written on it: "guess what? chicken butt" goddammit pops, I miss you, you old fart
02/10/22(Thu)19:28:46 No.87242585 財 >never really connect with family members >not even with parents >grandpa is the only person in the family I truly get along with >same the other way around since most of my relatives can't appreciate pops's sense of humor >years pass and granpops becomes one 18 KB JPG of my closest friends >on my 18th birthday he gives me an envelope >says it's important so he trusts me with it but cannot be opened before his death >l promise him I won't open it until the day comes >12 years later >granpops passes away >sad.jpg >remember the envelope >I kept it in a safe in the bank >go to bank and get it >open it >only a single paper in the envelope >written on it: "guess what? chicken butt" goddammit pops, I miss you, you old fart

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Anon is a thug | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:54:35 No.858941903 STORY THREAD. >be me THUG LIFE >walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see literal 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with earphones in >walk up to her, motion for her to take her 41 KB JPG earphones out >tell her she's alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave the gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out >do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car >drink the rest of my nesquik and head home
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:54:35 No.858941903 STORY THREAD. >be me THUG LIFE >walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see literal 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with earphones in >walk up to her, motion for her to take her 41 KB JPG earphones out >tell her she's alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave the gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out >do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car >drink the rest of my nesquik and head home

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Anons declining relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)16:27:18 No.874529154 > Partner literally just works and sleeps. I'm not kidding > Rolled their eyes at the last thing I tried to show them that I thought was funny > Barely been speaking > They ask what's wrong after a few 49 KB JPG days > "I feel like I annoy you" > "Anon you don't annoy me-" >:) > "-but(proceeds to talk about why and how I annoy them)' It's over anons isn't it
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)16:27:18 No.874529154 > Partner literally just works and sleeps. I'm not kidding > Rolled their eyes at the last thing I tried to show them that I thought was funny > Barely been speaking > They ask what's wrong after a few 49 KB JPG days > "I feel like I annoy you" > "Anon you don't annoy me-" >:) > "-but(proceeds to talk about why and how I annoy them)' It's over anons isn't it

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Anon wants to unionize | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:29:40 No.67804413 >manager of a grocery store >boyfriend and coworkers want to unionize >tell boyfriend that corporate is thinking of shutting down our store if they want to unionize >boyfriend upset with me that I'm 1.2 MB GIF siding with corporate because when I was a floor associate I originally wanted to unionize I'm doing what I'm doing so everyone can keep their jobs. like does he seriously expect that I'm supposed to side with him on a nationwide battle that will cost us our jobs? Just do your job. I'm not giving up my salary because of a union scam. : Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:31:51 No.67804434 >>67804413 (OP) # >female >manager If i was corporate i'd shut down your store too.
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:29:40 No.67804413 >manager of a grocery store >boyfriend and coworkers want to unionize >tell boyfriend that corporate is thinking of shutting down our store if they want to unionize >boyfriend upset with me that I'm 1.2 MB GIF siding with corporate because when I was a floor associate I originally wanted to unionize I'm doing what I'm doing so everyone can keep their jobs. like does he seriously expect that I'm supposed to side with him on a nationwide battle that will cost us our jobs? Just do your job. I'm not giving up my salary because of a union scam. : Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:31:51 No.67804434 >>67804413 (OP) # >female >manager If i was corporate i'd shut down your store too.

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Anon has a father figure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)11:30:11 No.874521720 story time CAT >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son 38 KB JPG relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >l arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister? 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)11:30:11 No.874521720 story time CAT >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son 38 KB JPG relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >l arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister? 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Raw-dogged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >l have very low testosterone (measured by a doctor, not self- 74 KB JPG diagnosed) so l'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning
: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >l have very low testosterone (measured by a doctor, not self- 74 KB JPG diagnosed) so l'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning

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Anon kills Officer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Dog is dead now 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # : Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f----- 125 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Dog is dead now 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # : Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f----- 125 KB PNG

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Anon plays minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10
: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10

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Anon doesn't have friends | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:28:20 No.874512625 >>874512731 >>874512851 >>874513097 >>874513283 >>874513740 >>874514390 >>874514665 >>874514719 >>874515182 >>874515287 >>874515388 >>874515838 >>874516522 >>874516600 >>874516846 >>874516979 >>874517008 >>874517407 >>874517608 >>874517719 >>874517802 >>874519561 >Be me >Turning 30 this year >Always tried to be kind to everyone >People would tease me about whatever, I'd just laugh it off >Wanted to be the good guy >Knew I was socially awkward, but thought people at least had a good opinion of me >Looking back on my life, I've just been a joke >Never had a real friend my whole life >Not like I didn't try >Tried to be upbeat, friendly, and outgoing >Tried to engage people in positive or helpful conversations so when they thought of me, they would have positive opinion >Tried not to be overbearing though, not overstep my bounds, or go where I wasn't wanted >Tried to be helpful >Tried to offer advice when I could >Joined clubs, sports, all kind of activities >Nothing ever helped me make close friends, or even acquaintances >In school, got teased quite a bit >Dad said that was just what kids do, it means they accept you >This has continued in college and now my adult life >See now that it went far beyond joking around >They hated me >They always hated me, everyone has >At work today, in breakroom >Heard some people talking about me >Must not have known I was there >Said some really mean stuff >"Imagine waking up an you're Anon, what do you do?" >"Seriously, jump out the nearest window or blow my brains out." >"I want something bad to happen to him. I want him to get in a bad car accident and get paralyzed. It would be hilarious!" >"He's just such a f------ loser! How does a person get like that?" >I snuck out of the building before anyone could see me >My boss called like five times >l didn't answer because my boss was one of the those people What went wrong?? What did I do wrong? Why didn't I get it? I'm a good guy. I've never hurt anyone. I've never been cruel or mean to anyone. I get it, I'm not cool. I'm a dork. I'm a loser. And maybe I don't deserve friends. But I don't think I deserve enemies. I don't know. I don't have a gun and I live on the ground floor. Maybe l'll just run into traffic or something.
O Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:28:20 No.874512625 >>874512731 >>874512851 >>874513097 >>874513283 >>874513740 >>874514390 >>874514665 >>874514719 >>874515182 >>874515287 >>874515388 >>874515838 >>874516522 >>874516600 >>874516846 >>874516979 >>874517008 >>874517407 >>874517608 >>874517719 >>874517802 >>874519561 >Be me >Turning 30 this year >Always tried to be kind to everyone >People would tease me about whatever, I'd just laugh it off >Wanted to be the good guy >Knew I was socially awkward, but thought people at least had a good opinion of me >Looking back on my life, I've just been a joke >Never had a real friend my whole life >Not like I didn't try >Tried to be upbeat, friendly, and outgoing >Tried to engage people in positive or helpful conversations so when they thought of me, they would have positive opinion >Tried not to be overbearing though, not overstep my bounds, or go where I wasn't wanted >Tried to be helpful >Tried to offer advice when I could >Joined clubs, sports, all kind of activities >Nothing ever helped me make close friends, or even acquaintances >In school, got teased quite a bit >Dad said that was just what kids do, it means they accept you >This has continued in college and now my adult life >See now that it went far beyond joking around >They hated me >They always hated me, everyone has >At work today, in breakroom >Heard some people talking about me >Must not have known I was there >Said some really mean stuff >"Imagine waking up an you're Anon, what do you do?" >"Seriously, jump out the nearest window or blow my brains out." >"I want something bad to happen to him. I want him to get in a bad car accident and get paralyzed. It would be hilarious!" >"He's just such a f------ loser! How does a person get like that?" >I snuck out of the building before anyone could see me >My boss called like five times >l didn't answer because my boss was one of the those people What went wrong?? What did I do wrong? Why didn't I get it? I'm a good guy. I've never hurt anyone. I've never been cruel or mean to anyone. I get it, I'm not cool. I'm a dork. I'm a loser. And maybe I don't deserve friends. But I don't think I deserve enemies. I don't know. I don't have a gun and I live on the ground floor. Maybe l'll just run into traffic or something.

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Anon is tall | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 ► File: artworks-000032287566-cio(..).jpg (36 KB, 500x500) >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.
O Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 ► File: artworks-000032287566-cio(..).jpg (36 KB, 500x500) >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.

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Anon and his grandpa | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)12:30:11 No.874521720 story time CAT >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son 38 KB JPG relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >l arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister?
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)12:30:11 No.874521720 story time CAT >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son 38 KB JPG relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >l arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister?

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Anon tries a buttplug. | /r/Greentext

8 Anonymous | 50356119 1 hr. ago ... >be me >gf wants me to buy her a buttplug >get curious >try it on myself >try to pull it out >oh f--- >pull as hard as i can without hurting myself but my anus is fighting back >suddenly the little handle thing comes off >oh god oh f--- >try to poop it out >doesn't come out 62.5 kB JPG >remember the thing where an egg can go into a bottle if you put something burning in the bottle >grab a large bottle with a large opening >throw burning piece of paper in it >put it up against a------ >oh f--- it hurts so f------ much >suddenly buttplug pops out >oh thank f------ god >get up >realize my a------ prolapsed >fuckfuckfuckfuCK >laying in bed with my legs up trying to suck my a------ back in for an hour >finally goes back in >i'm currently laying in bed naked, sweating and crying with an a------ the size of an egg >f--- you gf
8 Anonymous | 50356119 1 hr. ago ... >be me >gf wants me to buy her a buttplug >get curious >try it on myself >try to pull it out >oh f--- >pull as hard as i can without hurting myself but my anus is fighting back >suddenly the little handle thing comes off >oh god oh f--- >try to poop it out >doesn't come out 62.5 kB JPG >remember the thing where an egg can go into a bottle if you put something burning in the bottle >grab a large bottle with a large opening >throw burning piece of paper in it >put it up against a------ >oh f--- it hurts so f------ much >suddenly buttplug pops out >oh thank f------ god >get up >realize my a------ prolapsed >fuckfuckfuckfuCK >laying in bed with my legs up trying to suck my a------ back in for an hour >finally goes back in >i'm currently laying in bed naked, sweating and crying with an a------ the size of an egg >f--- you gf

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Anon feels good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)15:36:46 No.847384614 >l just had a great s---. >Didn't have a terrible urge to go, no need to fight it while making my way to the bathroom, nothing. >Just walked there, sat down and s--- was done. 239 KB PNG >No struggle, no horrid smell, no dhiarrea, no splashing. >Cleaning up was great too, no blood, no pain, just smooth and easy. This genuinely made my day better. 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)15:36:46 No.847384614 >l just had a great s---. >Didn't have a terrible urge to go, no need to fight it while making my way to the bathroom, nothing. >Just walked there, sat down and s--- was done. 239 KB PNG >No struggle, no horrid smell, no dhiarrea, no splashing. >Cleaning up was great too, no blood, no pain, just smooth and easy. This genuinely made my day better. 3 Replies View Thread

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