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File: 1341261033544.gif (823 KB, 200x200) O MUMMY FOUND MY HENTAI DRAWING Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:23:14 No.22090401 >22090457 >>22090584 >>22092439 >>22092538 >>22092615 Well /r9k/, I f------ blew it. I'm so humiliated and stunned that I can barely type. Today I woke up at 2 PM and went downstairs where mummy was reading in the next room, and I noticed a stack of papers. I saw it was my handwriting so I started sifting through it. At the very end of the stack I saw a picture I had drawn a year or two ago of a naked cat girl slave. It included a f------ creepily written bio about how she'd been kidnapped and trained and "hated mouth-breeding lots!" I think mummy and daddy saw it. There's no way they didn't see it. I went into the next room, shaking, and she didn't look up at me. How can I possibly proceed? O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:25:05 No. 22090457 >22090627 File: yourealmosthere jpg (52 KB, 960x600) >>22090401 (OP) Act like nothing happened. >>22092429 Yeah you're f----- man, killing yourself is definitely the best option You're almost here O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:26:50 No.22090511 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:28 No.22092609 > File: joeroge png (262 KB, 446x456) >>22092429 reality check. time to get your life in order You. Are.. F----- >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:29:11 No.22090584 >22090711 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:35 No.22092638> File: 1439805931627 jpg (107 KB, 800x586) HELIUM >>22090401 (OP) "hey so what did you think of these? i put out some feelers and found an agent who likes the direction." >>22092429 your life sounds awful * O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:34:22 No.22092362 >>22092429 M Post the drawing you s---- O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:56 No.22092648 File: Ghostbusted.png (71 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:36:59 No.22092429 >22092455 >>22092465 >>22092488 >>22092491 >>22092492 >>22092509 >>22092521 >>22092538 >>22092554 >>22092564 >>22092571 >>22092573 >>22092590 >>22092597 >>22092609 >>22092611 >>22092615 >>22092626 >>22092631 >>22092638 >>22092648 >>22092656 >>22092668 >>22092429 File: hmmm.jpg (301 KB, 743x986) oh my god you need to bail dude >>22090925 >>22091024 >>22092362 Here it is. I just hope they didn't read through the whole thing. Kitty-tan would be so embarrassed. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:07 No.22092800 >>22092817 just say shes 12 in cat years O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:37:59 No.22092455 File: 1439927360507 .jpg (14 KB, 451x600) Age 2 yes O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:39 No. 22092817 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:51 No.22092965 File: greaheheasy gif (105 KB, 640x480) >>22092429 >>22092800 Genius >Age: 12 yrs >>22092429 enhei twe months home from saheel At Gicad, she we O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:17:34 No.22093587 File: fsdaf.png (229 KB, 331x360) This is f-----. Mecoow Iam tady >>22092429 It's over OP O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:38:29 No.22092465 >22092582 File: 1425365365851.jpg (28 KE a vecd 85x594) tor ye, MauAer breeding time at all, and eued frught heaten, beuten se badly that she me >>22092429 >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:42 No.22092821 ► 1B.t eftech File: Godspeedtanon+godspeed+ 8(. )jpa (16 KB, 217x325) IM WEAK >>22092429 Rip - OP Just be an hero already. If you know for a fact that you about it. See you on the other side, OP O Anonymous 09/06/1 File: 1335901484905.jpg like Hnd thinles He eyearthscadel New, kite ever sobs less when dès mading and wten ste does, :ts mach ptele What kitty den ealt hates, thouh, is mouth- mading. She's enen throw p a couple of times! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:14 No. 22092488 ► File: tear the flesh.jpg (20 KB, 332x352) pecfeet ith, slave The >>22092429 eHe isn r hase h Ma D Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:51:32 No.22092845 ► File: 1429459953690.jpg (40 KB, 536x284) >>22092429 You absolute mong O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:19 No.22092491 > >22092574 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:33 No.22092611 22092727 >>22092429 Enjoy getting forced to go to therapy and having your family think you're a p-------- r-----. >>22092429 What does the above the age say? O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:21 No.22092492 File: 1429325381718.jpg (179 KB, 1107x448) >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:47:32 No.22092727 > 22092807 >>22092869 >>22092958 JUST >>22092611 It says her pre-abduction name, I forget what was, I already put the picture away, I can't look at it. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:54 No.22092509 File: 1429111692282.jpg (47 KB, 604x400) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21 File: EddieMurphyReaction.gif (99 pre-abduction name, >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:22 No.220 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:39 No.22092958 File: 1429111497219 jpg (933 KB, 2133x1200) File: JUST jpg (19 KB, 217x320) >12 yrs >>22092727 I listed that cat girl's age and it was 12. I have a litle sister around that age >>22092727 You can't play us like that, you're already f----- man. Just tell us. >her pre-abduction O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:40: 19 No.22092521 File: 1296784334123 jpg (36 KB, 357x354) name >>22092429 >>Age: 12 yrs O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:53 No.22093013 > >>22093051 > File: 1439012799117.jpg (13 KB, 480x480) >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:5t O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:41:01 No.22092538 File: AbsoluteHooligans.png (338 KB, 471x407) >>22092869 Turns out it was Ellen. There's also a food bowl at her feet which you can't see in the picture. I don't know guys, this seems pretty bad. My mom always talks about how pedophiles should be given the death penalty. I don't see a good way out of this one. >22092129 kill yourself my man >>22090401 (OP) >>22092429 Holy f------ s--- why would you actually write the age, and on a physical thing anybody could find!?!?! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:33 No.22093009 File: wtfm8.jpg (27 KB, 450x320) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:30 No.22093130 File: 1386511247644 jpg (36 KB, 1193x715) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:42 No.22093142 File: bubblesgif18. gif (483 KB, 284x200) Jesus Christ, OP. F------ idiot, they're probably discussing whether to call the police or get a psychiatrist or something >>22093013 > There's also a food O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22: 16:20 No.22093562 File: stay.jpg (40 KB, 960x640) bowl at her feet O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:57 No.22093551 > >>22093013 Hey man, we get it. Life's rough sometimes: just ask Ellen. m8, it's over. Does >>22093527 man, this is some O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:06 No.22093527 >>22092429 your family own a gun? After reading this >>22093527 you are F-----. weapons-grade autism >>22092429 English translation: O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:02 No.22093554 File: 1441157759198.gif (1.88 MB, 288x288) Hope you enjoy living in a van down by the river stuff like this is the reason i stray from /fa/ Age: 12 Yrs Training: Kitty-dan was abducted on her way home from school two months ago. At first, she was a very bad kitty! She didn't enjoy breeding time at all, and even fought against it! But after being beaten, beaten so badly that she was blind in one eye, she behaves just like a perfect kitty slave. The blind eye isn't so bad, the master thinks the eyes are cute! Now, Kitty-dan even sobs less when she's mating, and when she does it's much greater. What Kitty-dan really hates, though, is mouth-mating. She's even thrown up a couple of times! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:33:52 No.2209407 File: 1441562264837.jpg (42 KB, 453x500) >>22093527 >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:24:20 No.22093792 >>22093807 >>22093809 >>22093828 >>22093834 >>22093835 >>22093836 >>22093839 File: 1439618391543.jpg (63 KB, 500x392) AND THEN... OP here. I can hear them talking, they have so much venom in their voices. I don't have any money. How can I run? I'm so f-----. I can hardly move. I'm just looking at the sky. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.220949 File: 121213133.jpg (58 KB, 720x960) >>22092429 Jesus Christ. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:47:04 No.22094475 >>22094526 >>22094527 >>22094558 >>22094567 >>22094568 >>22094585 >>22094590 >>22094605 >>22094617 File: 1420435031597.png (238 KB, 1136x640) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:55:40 No.2 1431360363118.jpg (68 KB, 645x773) OP here. I don't know what the immediate future holds but I'm not going to do anything drastic. Not until I'm confronted about it. It's possible I can live the rest of my life with the knowledge that Kitty-tan is burned into my parents' minds. If I'm kicked out, l'll join the military. I have some anime figures in the mail so that might be rough this is >mouth mating wrong. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:38 No.22095442 > O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094919 > File: 1437626537727 png (1.66 MB, 1046x706) >>22095253 JUMP OUT THE WINDOW OP, you need to convince them that this isn't about p---------, but rather, it's about b---------, if you can convince them that you're not interested in little girls but instead are interested in cats, the age thing will all make sense, that's an average age for a cat, and depending on what state your in kitty p---- could be legal, if not then just move states. RUN INTO THE WOODS there, fixed everything. you're welcome OP. GODSPEED OP I Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:20:04 No.22095499 > le: pet wigs 1.jpg (300 KB, 600x713) O DoomedAnon !cQ6uVHdIPc 09/06/15(Sun)23:13:00 No.22095253 >>22095281 >>2095284 >>22095285 >22095288 >>22095295 >>22095302 >>22095305 >>22095320 >>22095321 >>22095322 >>22095324 File: image.jpg (352 KB, 2448x3264) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:49 No.22095447 > File: worriedlaughter.png (301 KB, 520x678) >>22095253 this car just pulled up and a lady came out , I don't recognize the car or the woman but i know i afm completely f-----, guys, please remember me. >>22095253 YOU ARE F------ DEAD MAN It's over. You're done. ITS GAME OVER Worried laughter.]

File: 1341261033544.gif (823 KB, 200x200) O MUMMY FOUND MY HENTAI DRAWING Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:23:14 No.22090401 >22090457 >>22090584 >>22092439 >>22092538 >>22092615 Well /r9k/, I f------ blew it. I'm so humiliated and stunned that I can barely type. Today I woke up at 2 PM and went downstairs where mummy was reading in the next room, and I noticed a stack of papers. I saw it was my handwriting so I started sifting through it. At the very end of the stack I saw a picture I had drawn a year or two ago of a naked cat girl slave. It included a f------ creepily written bio about how she'd been kidnapped and trained and "hated mouth-breeding lots!" I think mummy and daddy saw it. There's no way they didn't see it. I went into the next room, shaking, and she didn't look up at me. How can I possibly proceed? O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:25:05 No. 22090457 >22090627 File: yourealmosthere jpg (52 KB, 960x600) >>22090401 (OP) Act like nothing happened. >>22092429 Yeah you're f----- man, killing yourself is definitely the best option You're almost here O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:26:50 No.22090511 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:28 No.22092609 > File: joeroge png (262 KB, 446x456) >>22092429 reality check. time to get your life in order You. Are.. F----- >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:29:11 No.22090584 >22090711 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:35 No.22092638> File: 1439805931627 jpg (107 KB, 800x586) HELIUM >>22090401 (OP) "hey so what did you think of these? i put out some feelers and found an agent who likes the direction." >>22092429 your life sounds awful * O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:34:22 No.22092362 >>22092429 M Post the drawing you s---- O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:56 No.22092648 File: Ghostbusted.png (71 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:36:59 No.22092429 >22092455 >>22092465 >>22092488 >>22092491 >>22092492 >>22092509 >>22092521 >>22092538 >>22092554 >>22092564 >>22092571 >>22092573 >>22092590 >>22092597 >>22092609 >>22092611 >>22092615 >>22092626 >>22092631 >>22092638 >>22092648 >>22092656 >>22092668 >>22092429 File: hmmm.jpg (301 KB, 743x986) oh my god you need to bail dude >>22090925 >>22091024 >>22092362 Here it is. I just hope they didn't read through the whole thing. Kitty-tan would be so embarrassed. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:07 No.22092800 >>22092817 just say shes 12 in cat years O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:37:59 No.22092455 File: 1439927360507 .jpg (14 KB, 451x600) Age 2 yes O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:39 No. 22092817 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:51 No.22092965 File: greaheheasy gif (105 KB, 640x480) >>22092429 >>22092800 Genius >Age: 12 yrs >>22092429 enhei twe months home from saheel At Gicad, she we O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:17:34 No.22093587 File: fsdaf.png (229 KB, 331x360) This is f-----. Mecoow Iam tady >>22092429 It's over OP O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:38:29 No.22092465 >22092582 File: 1425365365851.jpg (28 KE a vecd 85x594) tor ye, MauAer breeding time at all, and eued frught heaten, beuten se badly that she me >>22092429 >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:42 No.22092821 ► 1B.t eftech File: Godspeedtanon+godspeed+ 8(. )jpa (16 KB, 217x325) IM WEAK >>22092429 Rip - OP Just be an hero already. If you know for a fact that you about it. See you on the other side, OP O Anonymous 09/06/1 File: 1335901484905.jpg like Hnd thinles He eyearthscadel New, kite ever sobs less when dès mading and wten ste does, :ts mach ptele What kitty den ealt hates, thouh, is mouth- mading. She's enen throw p a couple of times! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:14 No. 22092488 ► File: tear the flesh.jpg (20 KB, 332x352) pecfeet ith, slave The >>22092429 eHe isn r hase h Ma D Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:51:32 No.22092845 ► File: 1429459953690.jpg (40 KB, 536x284) >>22092429 You absolute mong O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:19 No.22092491 > >22092574 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:33 No.22092611 22092727 >>22092429 Enjoy getting forced to go to therapy and having your family think you're a p-------- r-----. >>22092429 What does the above the age say? O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:21 No.22092492 File: 1429325381718.jpg (179 KB, 1107x448) >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:47:32 No.22092727 > 22092807 >>22092869 >>22092958 JUST >>22092611 It says her pre-abduction name, I forget what was, I already put the picture away, I can't look at it. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:54 No.22092509 File: 1429111692282.jpg (47 KB, 604x400) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21 File: EddieMurphyReaction.gif (99 pre-abduction name, >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:22 No.220 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:39 No.22092958 File: 1429111497219 jpg (933 KB, 2133x1200) File: JUST jpg (19 KB, 217x320) >12 yrs >>22092727 I listed that cat girl's age and it was 12. I have a litle sister around that age >>22092727 You can't play us like that, you're already f----- man. Just tell us. >her pre-abduction O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:40: 19 No.22092521 File: 1296784334123 jpg (36 KB, 357x354) name >>22092429 >>Age: 12 yrs O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:53 No.22093013 > >>22093051 > File: 1439012799117.jpg (13 KB, 480x480) >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:5t O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:41:01 No.22092538 File: AbsoluteHooligans.png (338 KB, 471x407) >>22092869 Turns out it was Ellen. There's also a food bowl at her feet which you can't see in the picture. I don't know guys, this seems pretty bad. My mom always talks about how pedophiles should be given the death penalty. I don't see a good way out of this one. >22092129 kill yourself my man >>22090401 (OP) >>22092429 Holy f------ s--- why would you actually write the age, and on a physical thing anybody could find!?!?! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:33 No.22093009 File: wtfm8.jpg (27 KB, 450x320) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:30 No.22093130 File: 1386511247644 jpg (36 KB, 1193x715) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:42 No.22093142 File: bubblesgif18. gif (483 KB, 284x200) Jesus Christ, OP. F------ idiot, they're probably discussing whether to call the police or get a psychiatrist or something >>22093013 > There's also a food O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22: 16:20 No.22093562 File: stay.jpg (40 KB, 960x640) bowl at her feet O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:57 No.22093551 > >>22093013 Hey man, we get it. Life's rough sometimes: just ask Ellen. m8, it's over. Does >>22093527 man, this is some O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:06 No.22093527 >>22092429 your family own a gun? After reading this >>22093527 you are F-----. weapons-grade autism >>22092429 English translation: O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:02 No.22093554 File: 1441157759198.gif (1.88 MB, 288x288) Hope you enjoy living in a van down by the river stuff like this is the reason i stray from /fa/ Age: 12 Yrs Training: Kitty-dan was abducted on her way home from school two months ago. At first, she was a very bad kitty! She didn't enjoy breeding time at all, and even fought against it! But after being beaten, beaten so badly that she was blind in one eye, she behaves just like a perfect kitty slave. The blind eye isn't so bad, the master thinks the eyes are cute! Now, Kitty-dan even sobs less when she's mating, and when she does it's much greater. What Kitty-dan really hates, though, is mouth-mating. She's even thrown up a couple of times! O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:33:52 No.2209407 File: 1441562264837.jpg (42 KB, 453x500) >>22093527 >>22092429 O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:24:20 No.22093792 >>22093807 >>22093809 >>22093828 >>22093834 >>22093835 >>22093836 >>22093839 File: 1439618391543.jpg (63 KB, 500x392) AND THEN... OP here. I can hear them talking, they have so much venom in their voices. I don't have any money. How can I run? I'm so f-----. I can hardly move. I'm just looking at the sky. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.220949 File: 121213133.jpg (58 KB, 720x960) >>22092429 Jesus Christ. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:47:04 No.22094475 >>22094526 >>22094527 >>22094558 >>22094567 >>22094568 >>22094585 >>22094590 >>22094605 >>22094617 File: 1420435031597.png (238 KB, 1136x640) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:55:40 No.2 1431360363118.jpg (68 KB, 645x773) OP here. I don't know what the immediate future holds but I'm not going to do anything drastic. Not until I'm confronted about it. It's possible I can live the rest of my life with the knowledge that Kitty-tan is burned into my parents' minds. If I'm kicked out, l'll join the military. I have some anime figures in the mail so that might be rough this is >mouth mating wrong. O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:38 No.22095442 > O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094919 > File: 1437626537727 png (1.66 MB, 1046x706) >>22095253 JUMP OUT THE WINDOW OP, you need to convince them that this isn't about p---------, but rather, it's about b---------, if you can convince them that you're not interested in little girls but instead are interested in cats, the age thing will all make sense, that's an average age for a cat, and depending on what state your in kitty p---- could be legal, if not then just move states. RUN INTO THE WOODS there, fixed everything. you're welcome OP. GODSPEED OP I Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:20:04 No.22095499 > le: pet wigs 1.jpg (300 KB, 600x713) O DoomedAnon !cQ6uVHdIPc 09/06/15(Sun)23:13:00 No.22095253 >>22095281 >>2095284 >>22095285 >22095288 >>22095295 >>22095302 >>22095305 >>22095320 >>22095321 >>22095322 >>22095324 File: image.jpg (352 KB, 2448x3264) O Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:49 No.22095447 > File: worriedlaughter.png (301 KB, 520x678) >>22095253 this car just pulled up and a lady came out , I don't recognize the car or the woman but i know i afm completely f-----, guys, please remember me. >>22095253 YOU ARE F------ DEAD MAN It's over. You're done. ITS GAME OVER Worried laughter.]

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Anonymous (ID: HFLL6WK ) E Jewish propaganda 02/28/22(Mon)02:24:46 No.364044769 I've never seen so much propaganda in my life. Americans and the American media are inherently evil and are pushing for more war and bloodshed. May Russia destroy the West! 564 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: UJPK1M U ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:30:31 No.364045547 >>364044769 (OP). >Russia starts war >embarrasses itself >america to blame ADS is real! lol соpе

Anonymous (ID: HFLL6WK ) E Jewish propaganda 02/28/22(Mon)02:24:46 No.364044769 I've never seen so much propaganda in my life. Americans and the American media are inherently evil and are pushing for more war and bloodshed. May Russia destroy the West! 564 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: UJPK1M U ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:30:31 No.364045547 >>364044769 (OP). >Russia starts war >embarrasses itself >america to blame ADS is real! lol соpе

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: Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun)19:39:27 No.873504065 > be me > eating lunch > qtr classmate asks what I'm eating > tell her > asks if it's good > it's awesome > asks where i got it from > the new place near library 62 KB JPG > finish the food > now she seems angry with me > mfw i realise she just wanted a bite

: Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun)19:39:27 No.873504065 > be me > eating lunch > qtr classmate asks what I'm eating > tell her > asks if it's good > it's awesome > asks where i got it from > the new place near library 62 KB JPG > finish the food > now she seems angry with me > mfw i realise she just wanted a bite

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: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:46 No.3241343 Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been r---- (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly 423 KB JPG distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the r-----'s imaginary c-- out of my a------ and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)11:25:46 No.3241343 Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been r---- (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly 423 KB JPG distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the r-----'s imaginary c-- out of my a------ and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

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Anonymous (ID: ZhGqpei5 ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:47:09 No.364047841 38 KB JPG >hmm yes, I will destroy my country's economy so I can take over Ukraine, a worthless s------- Is he unironically retarded?

Anonymous (ID: ZhGqpei5 ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:47:09 No.364047841 38 KB JPG >hmm yes, I will destroy my country's economy so I can take over Ukraine, a worthless s------- Is he unironically retarded?

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9:38 ןו. 1ו >>363744797 (OP)# LATEST UPDATES: >Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit >Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD >Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes >Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units >Ukraine air defense BTFOS 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper >columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCS, 375 towed artillery among others >Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWS >Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side >Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition >Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale II

9:38 ןו. 1ו >>363744797 (OP)# LATEST UPDATES: >Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit >Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD >Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes >Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units >Ukraine air defense BTFOS 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper >columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCS, 375 towed artillery among others >Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWS >Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side >Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition >Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale II

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: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)09:49:34 No.792436734 >dad is easily 6'5 and has sporty built >mom is 5'11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we're going to be 98 KB JPG great sports players >l ended up having asthma and only being 5'4 >sister became 6'3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don't even give a s--- about college I just want my parents to love me

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: Anonymous (ID: (KKFSR099 ) E 02/27/22(Sun)19:32:09 No.363964474 1645975402896.png 356 KB PNG >be poor russian living in village without running water >join russian army for vodka money >one day your commander tells you a training exercise will happen along ukraine. >you drag your comatose self onto the border >you are issued a 1960s era cuckcar. >you are forced to listen as putin goes on an unhinged rant and then orders you to attack ukraine. >as you drive in you watch your comrades die to javalin strikes. >you run out of gas >walk to local village to ask to buy gas >they take you hostage. Many such cases. I almost feel bad for them.

: Anonymous (ID: (KKFSR099 ) E 02/27/22(Sun)19:32:09 No.363964474 1645975402896.png 356 KB PNG >be poor russian living in village without running water >join russian army for vodka money >one day your commander tells you a training exercise will happen along ukraine. >you drag your comatose self onto the border >you are issued a 1960s era cuckcar. >you are forced to listen as putin goes on an unhinged rant and then orders you to attack ukraine. >as you drive in you watch your comrades die to javalin strikes. >you run out of gas >walk to local village to ask to buy gas >they take you hostage. Many such cases. I almost feel bad for them.

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Anonymous 9 minutes ago 788931223 >be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't speak English >have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by >think "she doesn't speak English so she won't understand my fart" >fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust >mfw I realize how f------ autistic I am

Anonymous 9 minutes ago 788931223 >be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't speak English >have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by >think "she doesn't speak English so she won't understand my fart" >fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust >mfw I realize how f------ autistic I am

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: Anonymous 12/17/19(Tue)15:20:03 No.816422718 >be me in high school >on the back of the bus cause that's where funny s--- goes down >hear girl say she likes futurama >turn to her and say "bite my shiny metal ass!" >she laughs but proceeded to say "anon you know you'll never get a 217 KB JPG gf" as a comeback >mfw

: Anonymous 12/17/19(Tue)15:20:03 No.816422718 >be me in high school >on the back of the bus cause that's where funny s--- goes down >hear girl say she likes futurama >turn to her and say "bite my shiny metal ass!" >she laughs but proceeded to say "anon you know you'll never get a 217 KB JPG gf" as a comeback >mfw

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File: uuwuwu.png (517 KB, 768x1024) O Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun) >'ate the FBI >'ate Chris 'Ansen >luv me discord kitten simple as

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: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 KB JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant capacity; the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 KB JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant capacity; the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

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Rio 1940s/50s: WEDD LIFE The funny thing is that people worry about some kind of dystopian future, without realizing that we're living in it. Imagine showing pictures or video of the modern world to someone in the 1950s. They'd be horrified.

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: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

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