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Apparently there's a Ukrainian Fulcrum pilot who's already chalked off six air to air kills today against Russian forces. 2x SU-35, 1x SU-27, 1x MiG 29, 2x SU-25. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv". Godspeed, and happy hunting. HOBOE ИЗДАН ИЕ FMZmV4cXMBMPdzz.jpg 52 KB JPG >barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves
Apparently there's a Ukrainian Fulcrum pilot who's already chalked off six air to air kills today against Russian forces. 2x SU-35, 1x SU-27, 1x MiG 29, 2x SU-25. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv". Godspeed, and happy hunting. HOBOE ИЗДАН ИЕ FMZmV4cXMBMPdzz.jpg 52 KB JPG >barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves

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Green Text motorbike go brrrrrr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)13:27:00 No.470946. >mfw I see a motorbike go past zzzZ00000000OM 25 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)13:27:00 No.470946. >mfw I see a motorbike go past zzzZ00000000OM 25 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

GOLDS AR TEND Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.33740769 =>>33740865 >>33740506 Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is use to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened. The internet got hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at the very least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheer everyone on because they dont want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesnt even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to maintain his role of gay f----- furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture, he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters, he will feel he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was... because he is insane. UNIng TVOMS
GOLDS AR TEND Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.33740769 =>>33740865 >>33740506 Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is use to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened. The internet got hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at the very least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheer everyone on because they dont want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesnt even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to maintain his role of gay f----- furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture, he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters, he will feel he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was... because he is insane. UNIng TVOMS

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Anon trusts the Science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2NRY3HU5) A 02/24/22(Thu)08:58:11 No.362838133 Dana Houle @DanaHoule Lot of people in Ukraine crowding together inside. Only 35% of Ukrainians have been vaccinated. Less than 2% have been boosted. 11:47 PM Feb 23, 2022 - Tweetbot for ios Low Booster Rates.png 23 KB PNG >>362838763 # >>362839515 # >>362839862 # Anonymous (ID: Kt817rzM ) 02/24/22(Thu)09:01:20 No.362838763 >>362838133 # Oh no, get yOur booster now to be protected from Russian rockets!
: Anonymous (ID: 2NRY3HU5) A 02/24/22(Thu)08:58:11 No.362838133 Dana Houle @DanaHoule Lot of people in Ukraine crowding together inside. Only 35% of Ukrainians have been vaccinated. Less than 2% have been boosted. 11:47 PM Feb 23, 2022 - Tweetbot for ios Low Booster Rates.png 23 KB PNG >>362838763 # >>362839515 # >>362839862 # Anonymous (ID: Kt817rzM ) 02/24/22(Thu)09:01:20 No.362838763 >>362838133 # Oh no, get yOur booster now to be protected from Russian rockets!

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Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ubua9YZJ 02/24/22(Thu)14:09:27 No.362999977 >>362999565 # How's it going in Keev? >>363001249 # : Anonymous (ID: lil640Jy ) 02/24/22(Thu)14:10:20 No.363000241 ELDEN RING ПРЕДЗАГРУЗКА 1 ПРИОСТАНОВИТЬ 6,23 Гб из 46,96 Гб steam_wn6i4CyjF0.png 139 KB PNG 0000000000oohhhhh elden ring >>363000950 # >>363001654 # >>363002436 # >>363002624 # >>363006156 # >>363006459 # >>363007663 # >>363009270 # >>363013368 #
: Anonymous (ID: ubua9YZJ 02/24/22(Thu)14:09:27 No.362999977 >>362999565 # How's it going in Keev? >>363001249 # : Anonymous (ID: lil640Jy ) 02/24/22(Thu)14:10:20 No.363000241 ELDEN RING ПРЕДЗАГРУЗКА 1 ПРИОСТАНОВИТЬ 6,23 Гб из 46,96 Гб steam_wn6i4CyjF0.png 139 KB PNG 0000000000oohhhhh elden ring >>363000950 # >>363001654 # >>363002436 # >>363002624 # >>363006156 # >>363006459 # >>363007663 # >>363009270 # >>363013368 #

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Anon is just like his old man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw %3D
: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw %3D

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Ukrainian anon has an update on the Soviet invasion. | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous (ID: 7+lhhBb4 02/24/22(Thu)20:38:36 No.362991830 >>362992427 >>362992616 >>362993056 >>362993390 >>362993562 >>362993712 File: 20220224 213740.jpg (2.79 MB, 1769x2861) >>362985353 They're not winning, we're beating the s--- out of them and they run like cockroaches at light, the so called "mighty" Russian "military" more like homosexual sadomaso o--- running away from people with few weeks of training barely being able to hold a single village away from not getting reconquista from Ukrainian military. All that scares me is their artillery that fires like retards mostly on civilian sites sometimes hitting on us cause in the rest I feel like I play on easy mode in Call of Duty, not a long time ago I got back to the barracks to relax aftee 2 hours of firefight getting the reinforcements, I may get back to fight in few more hours after a bit of sleep. Sorey Putin and Putinbots, but your POWS have bettee conditions on our jails than they have at your home and are way better treated than into your barracks plagued by abuse and homosexuality.
U Anonymous (ID: 7+lhhBb4 02/24/22(Thu)20:38:36 No.362991830 >>362992427 >>362992616 >>362993056 >>362993390 >>362993562 >>362993712 File: 20220224 213740.jpg (2.79 MB, 1769x2861) >>362985353 They're not winning, we're beating the s--- out of them and they run like cockroaches at light, the so called "mighty" Russian "military" more like homosexual sadomaso o--- running away from people with few weeks of training barely being able to hold a single village away from not getting reconquista from Ukrainian military. All that scares me is their artillery that fires like retards mostly on civilian sites sometimes hitting on us cause in the rest I feel like I play on easy mode in Call of Duty, not a long time ago I got back to the barracks to relax aftee 2 hours of firefight getting the reinforcements, I may get back to fight in few more hours after a bit of sleep. Sorey Putin and Putinbots, but your POWS have bettee conditions on our jails than they have at your home and are way better treated than into your barracks plagued by abuse and homosexuality.

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Anon is having a bad day | /r/Greentext

8IHUX6ZK No. 362803234 14 minutes ago 1645673857395.jpg JPG 200.5 KiB 495x602 E United States WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA The vierce ha ad RUSHIA IS GRADUATING psTFzbFc No. 362804199 10 minutes ago Ukraine >>362803234 Now my day is f------ ruined 4 replies
8IHUX6ZK No. 362803234 14 minutes ago 1645673857395.jpg JPG 200.5 KiB 495x602 E United States WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA The vierce ha ad RUSHIA IS GRADUATING psTFzbFc No. 362804199 10 minutes ago Ukraine >>362803234 Now my day is f------ ruined 4 replies

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Anon dislikes audiobooks. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F--- audiobooktards 02/24/22(Thu)11:41:31 No.67559579 >Dude I read 50 books this year! >Yeah all of them were audiobooks. You read 0 books this year. 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)12:43:38 No.67560119 >>67559579 (OP) Based. Audiobooks are for midwits. Its just a podcast with extra steps. You cant fully take in a book just by listening to it. Thats like watching 2001 a space odyssey on your second monitor while you play TF2 and j-------. You didnt watch the movie
Anonymous F--- audiobooktards 02/24/22(Thu)11:41:31 No.67559579 >Dude I read 50 books this year! >Yeah all of them were audiobooks. You read 0 books this year. 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)12:43:38 No.67560119 >>67559579 (OP) Based. Audiobooks are for midwits. Its just a podcast with extra steps. You cant fully take in a book just by listening to it. Thats like watching 2001 a space odyssey on your second monitor while you play TF2 and j-------. You didnt watch the movie

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Anon corrects himself | /r/Greentext


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Anon plays cod | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)00:26:34 No.873274781 The US should take this chance to invade Russia since their troops are in Ukraine. 9 KB JPG 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)01:54:39 No.873278558 >>873276523 # F--- YEAH I WANT WW3 TO HAPPEN IDC IF I DIE
: Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)00:26:34 No.873274781 The US should take this chance to invade Russia since their troops are in Ukraine. 9 KB JPG 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)01:54:39 No.873278558 >>873276523 # F--- YEAH I WANT WW3 TO HAPPEN IDC IF I DIE

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4chan never fails to amaze me | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a master plan | /r/Greentext

5 REPLIES 62.8 kB PNG Anonymous 45 min ago 62768781 O Anonymous (ID: HHD290J ) 02/23/22(Wed)21:41:21 No.362 >>362754064 >>362754164 >>362754169 >>362754304 >>362754480 >>3627545 F------ EXPLOSIONS, I HEAR THEM NOT MEMEING IT'S F------ REAL GUYS I'M SCARED THE F--- DO I DO? I LIVE ALONE O Anonymous (ID: H7xXyRrJ ) E 02/23/22(Wed)21:45:56 No.36275 >>362753448 IMPOSE MORE SANCTIONS 2 REPLIES
5 REPLIES 62.8 kB PNG Anonymous 45 min ago 62768781 O Anonymous (ID: HHD290J ) 02/23/22(Wed)21:41:21 No.362 >>362754064 >>362754164 >>362754169 >>362754304 >>362754480 >>3627545 F------ EXPLOSIONS, I HEAR THEM NOT MEMEING IT'S F------ REAL GUYS I'M SCARED THE F--- DO I DO? I LIVE ALONE O Anonymous (ID: H7xXyRrJ ) E 02/23/22(Wed)21:45:56 No.36275 >>362753448 IMPOSE MORE SANCTIONS 2 REPLIES

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Anon is a Sigma Male | /r/Greentext

>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am
>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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Anon wants ww3 to happen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921(OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #
: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921(OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #

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Anon helps out a classmate | /r/Greentext

File: 8C5D37AD-D129-4AF7-A046-D(...).jpg (87 KB, 1024x904) O Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:29:34 No.873 >Be Me >Loser virgin >College student getting good grades >Girl in one my classes is failing hard >Asks me to help her study >She out of her depth but I help out >Meet up in library once a week >Her grades start to go up >Feels good to help >We become friends >She invited me over to hers to study >She acting all weird >Laughing at everything I say >Overly touchy >I keep trying to get her to concentrate on study >She obviously on drugs of something >Asks if I want put books away and watch a movie or something >"no wonder you're failing" >She gets mad and asks me to leave >Calls me an "oblivious loser" Why are women like this? >> Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:31:01 No.873167928 >>873167950 why are you retarded anon
File: 8C5D37AD-D129-4AF7-A046-D(...).jpg (87 KB, 1024x904) O Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:29:34 No.873 >Be Me >Loser virgin >College student getting good grades >Girl in one my classes is failing hard >Asks me to help her study >She out of her depth but I help out >Meet up in library once a week >Her grades start to go up >Feels good to help >We become friends >She invited me over to hers to study >She acting all weird >Laughing at everything I say >Overly touchy >I keep trying to get her to concentrate on study >She obviously on drugs of something >Asks if I want put books away and watch a movie or something >"no wonder you're failing" >She gets mad and asks me to leave >Calls me an "oblivious loser" Why are women like this? >> Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:31:01 No.873167928 >>873167950 why are you retarded anon

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File: IMG 1814.jpg (137 KB, 1125x888) O Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)09:00:01 No.873291469 ► PLEASE, DO NOT SHARE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE MOVEMENT OF UKRAINE'S ARMED FORCES I saw this post and then I got the idea, THAT MAY COST OUR DEFENDERS THEIR LIVES >We should all spread misinformation about Ukraine's armed forces to confuse Atthe same brme, photos and adeos at the movermernt of Alussian accupation farces noeid the widest sharn if yaure an the occupied territories, tako entra precautions seourity and anonymity Alsa, de nat keep fles an any digital storage, especially on a smartphone the rusians. This is our chance to make a difference. If you are a russian spy trying to get info, our spy is preparing a suicide attack on Putin, also I f----- your mom.
File: IMG 1814.jpg (137 KB, 1125x888) O Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)09:00:01 No.873291469 ► PLEASE, DO NOT SHARE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE MOVEMENT OF UKRAINE'S ARMED FORCES I saw this post and then I got the idea, THAT MAY COST OUR DEFENDERS THEIR LIVES >We should all spread misinformation about Ukraine's armed forces to confuse Atthe same brme, photos and adeos at the movermernt of Alussian accupation farces noeid the widest sharn if yaure an the occupied territories, tako entra precautions seourity and anonymity Alsa, de nat keep fles an any digital storage, especially on a smartphone the rusians. This is our chance to make a difference. If you are a russian spy trying to get info, our spy is preparing a suicide attack on Putin, also I f----- your mom.

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Anon keeps his distance | /r/Greentext

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anon saw sad woman | /r/Greentext

File: 1539425732309s.jpg (6 KB, 199x250) saw sad woman on street Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)1 > be me, M15 f----- > have bad day, walking home > see sad woman,5/10 looks like she about to cry > idea.png > walk up to her > ask if shes ok "yeah im fine" > better_idea.jpg > "Hey. aren't you that Paris Fashion week Model???" > she looks suprised "What? no,im not a model and i could never be one" > say "not yet" > she looks happy af, like i just made her whole week better >gain nothing from it because gay and underaged > say i need to go home "Thanks, i really needed that today" > made both our days better > time for heaven.org > pic not really related.just what i thought of afterwards
File: 1539425732309s.jpg (6 KB, 199x250) saw sad woman on street Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)1 > be me, M15 f----- > have bad day, walking home > see sad woman,5/10 looks like she about to cry > idea.png > walk up to her > ask if shes ok "yeah im fine" > better_idea.jpg > "Hey. aren't you that Paris Fashion week Model???" > she looks suprised "What? no,im not a model and i could never be one" > say "not yet" > she looks happy af, like i just made her whole week better >gain nothing from it because gay and underaged > say i need to go home "Thanks, i really needed that today" > made both our days better > time for heaven.org > pic not really related.just what i thought of afterwards

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