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: Anonymous (ID: AKyuf83Q ) 02/24/22(Thu)21:37:18 No.363123349 This is our chance mates. We can take NZ while no one is watching. Finally our country will have actual mountains. 9 KB PNG 48 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: AKyuf83Q ) 02/24/22(Thu)21:37:18 No.363123349 This is our chance mates. We can take NZ while no one is watching. Finally our country will have actual mountains. 9 KB PNG 48 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon plays red dead redemption 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan 48 KB JPG >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---
: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan 48 KB JPG >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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Anon describes a Gigachad | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)11:37:48 No.67567629 >be me >ukranian >go to the millitary >become a pilot >war starts >oh s--- >outnumbered 20 to 1 >scramble into a jet and pray >get in contact with the enemy >godmode enabled >destroy 6 russian aircraft in 14 hours >become the first ace since WW2 >MFW they call you the "ghost of Kiev"
O Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)11:37:48 No.67567629 >be me >ukranian >go to the millitary >become a pilot >war starts >oh s--- >outnumbered 20 to 1 >scramble into a jet and pray >get in contact with the enemy >godmode enabled >destroy 6 russian aircraft in 14 hours >become the first ace since WW2 >MFW they call you the "ghost of Kiev"

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Anon says goodbye | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)02:59:26 No.160279845 >>160279995 >>160279996 >>160280001 >>160280029 >>160280125 >>160280243 >>160280272 >>160280295 >>160280315 >>160280335 >>160280448 >>160280460 >>160280475 >>160280530 >>160280555 >>160280908 >>160280934 >>160281017 >>160281026 >>160281091 >>160281132 >>160281344 >>160281394 >>160281544 >>160282078 >>160282462 >>160282471 >>160282537 >>160283454 >>160283545 >>160284348 >>160284653 >>160284970 >>160284997 >>160285080 >>160285213 >>160285413 >>160285577 >>160285659 >>160285757 >>160285889 Before I go I want to say I love you guys you were my only friends all these years
Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)02:59:26 No.160279845 >>160279995 >>160279996 >>160280001 >>160280029 >>160280125 >>160280243 >>160280272 >>160280295 >>160280315 >>160280335 >>160280448 >>160280460 >>160280475 >>160280530 >>160280555 >>160280908 >>160280934 >>160281017 >>160281026 >>160281091 >>160281132 >>160281344 >>160281394 >>160281544 >>160282078 >>160282462 >>160282471 >>160282537 >>160283454 >>160283545 >>160284348 >>160284653 >>160284970 >>160284997 >>160285080 >>160285213 >>160285413 >>160285577 >>160285659 >>160285757 >>160285889 Before I go I want to say I love you guys you were my only friends all these years

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Anon dates a fat girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Don't date fat girls 02/24/22(Thu)20:02:59 No.67564784 >have chubby gf, 5'1 and probably 150 lbs (haven't actually asked her weight) >we've been dating for two months >she's a bit of a glutton but I don't mind, find it cute when she gets excited over food 24 KB JPG >take her to dinner to meet my parents and get sushi >my parents love her at first, although it's probably because they're just happy to see me with someone >we go to an Asian buffet with sushi and other stuff >my gf basically eats one helping of everything and keeps eating after that >my parents just stare in horror >eventually my gf gets to the point where she's struggling to eat more and her stomach is visibly bigger >vomits in the middle of the restaurant on her twelfth plate >afterward my dad tells me that he doesn't want to see me with her again, mom is just dead silent Don't fall for the fat gf meme. I'm somewhat attracted to her physically but I can't deal with this.
: Anonymous Don't date fat girls 02/24/22(Thu)20:02:59 No.67564784 >have chubby gf, 5'1 and probably 150 lbs (haven't actually asked her weight) >we've been dating for two months >she's a bit of a glutton but I don't mind, find it cute when she gets excited over food 24 KB JPG >take her to dinner to meet my parents and get sushi >my parents love her at first, although it's probably because they're just happy to see me with someone >we go to an Asian buffet with sushi and other stuff >my gf basically eats one helping of everything and keeps eating after that >my parents just stare in horror >eventually my gf gets to the point where she's struggling to eat more and her stomach is visibly bigger >vomits in the middle of the restaurant on her twelfth plate >afterward my dad tells me that he doesn't want to see me with her again, mom is just dead silent Don't fall for the fat gf meme. I'm somewhat attracted to her physically but I can't deal with this.

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

9 min. ago Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
9 min. ago Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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Water is the essence of wetness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >l show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >l show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Anon describes a legend | /r/Greentext

Apparently there's a Ukrainian Fulcrum pilot who's already chalked off six air to air kills today against Russian forces. 2x SU-35, 1x SU-27, 1x MiG 29, 2x SU-25. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv". Godspeed, and happy hunting. HOBOE ИЗДАН ИЕ FMZmV4cXMBMPdzz.jpg 52 KB JPG >barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves
Apparently there's a Ukrainian Fulcrum pilot who's already chalked off six air to air kills today against Russian forces. 2x SU-35, 1x SU-27, 1x MiG 29, 2x SU-25. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv". Godspeed, and happy hunting. HOBOE ИЗДАН ИЕ FMZmV4cXMBMPdzz.jpg 52 KB JPG >barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves

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Green Text motorbike go brrrrrr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)13:27:00 No.470946. >mfw I see a motorbike go past zzzZ00000000OM 25 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)13:27:00 No.470946. >mfw I see a motorbike go past zzzZ00000000OM 25 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

GOLDS AR TEND Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.33740769 =>>33740865 >>33740506 Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is use to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened. The internet got hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at the very least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheer everyone on because they dont want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesnt even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to maintain his role of gay f----- furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture, he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters, he will feel he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was... because he is insane. UNIng TVOMS
GOLDS AR TEND Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.33740769 =>>33740865 >>33740506 Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is use to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened. The internet got hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at the very least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheer everyone on because they dont want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesnt even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to maintain his role of gay f----- furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture, he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters, he will feel he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was... because he is insane. UNIng TVOMS

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Anon trusts the Science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2NRY3HU5) A 02/24/22(Thu)08:58:11 No.362838133 Dana Houle @DanaHoule Lot of people in Ukraine crowding together inside. Only 35% of Ukrainians have been vaccinated. Less than 2% have been boosted. 11:47 PM Feb 23, 2022 - Tweetbot for ios Low Booster Rates.png 23 KB PNG >>362838763 # >>362839515 # >>362839862 # Anonymous (ID: Kt817rzM ) 02/24/22(Thu)09:01:20 No.362838763 >>362838133 # Oh no, get yOur booster now to be protected from Russian rockets!
: Anonymous (ID: 2NRY3HU5) A 02/24/22(Thu)08:58:11 No.362838133 Dana Houle @DanaHoule Lot of people in Ukraine crowding together inside. Only 35% of Ukrainians have been vaccinated. Less than 2% have been boosted. 11:47 PM Feb 23, 2022 - Tweetbot for ios Low Booster Rates.png 23 KB PNG >>362838763 # >>362839515 # >>362839862 # Anonymous (ID: Kt817rzM ) 02/24/22(Thu)09:01:20 No.362838763 >>362838133 # Oh no, get yOur booster now to be protected from Russian rockets!

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Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ubua9YZJ 02/24/22(Thu)14:09:27 No.362999977 >>362999565 # How's it going in Keev? >>363001249 # : Anonymous (ID: lil640Jy ) 02/24/22(Thu)14:10:20 No.363000241 ELDEN RING ПРЕДЗАГРУЗКА 1 ПРИОСТАНОВИТЬ 6,23 Гб из 46,96 Гб steam_wn6i4CyjF0.png 139 KB PNG 0000000000oohhhhh elden ring >>363000950 # >>363001654 # >>363002436 # >>363002624 # >>363006156 # >>363006459 # >>363007663 # >>363009270 # >>363013368 #
: Anonymous (ID: ubua9YZJ 02/24/22(Thu)14:09:27 No.362999977 >>362999565 # How's it going in Keev? >>363001249 # : Anonymous (ID: lil640Jy ) 02/24/22(Thu)14:10:20 No.363000241 ELDEN RING ПРЕДЗАГРУЗКА 1 ПРИОСТАНОВИТЬ 6,23 Гб из 46,96 Гб steam_wn6i4CyjF0.png 139 KB PNG 0000000000oohhhhh elden ring >>363000950 # >>363001654 # >>363002436 # >>363002624 # >>363006156 # >>363006459 # >>363007663 # >>363009270 # >>363013368 #

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Anon is just like his old man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw %3D
: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw %3D

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Ukrainian anon has an update on the Soviet invasion. | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous (ID: 7+lhhBb4 02/24/22(Thu)20:38:36 No.362991830 >>362992427 >>362992616 >>362993056 >>362993390 >>362993562 >>362993712 File: 20220224 213740.jpg (2.79 MB, 1769x2861) >>362985353 They're not winning, we're beating the s--- out of them and they run like cockroaches at light, the so called "mighty" Russian "military" more like homosexual sadomaso o--- running away from people with few weeks of training barely being able to hold a single village away from not getting reconquista from Ukrainian military. All that scares me is their artillery that fires like retards mostly on civilian sites sometimes hitting on us cause in the rest I feel like I play on easy mode in Call of Duty, not a long time ago I got back to the barracks to relax aftee 2 hours of firefight getting the reinforcements, I may get back to fight in few more hours after a bit of sleep. Sorey Putin and Putinbots, but your POWS have bettee conditions on our jails than they have at your home and are way better treated than into your barracks plagued by abuse and homosexuality.
U Anonymous (ID: 7+lhhBb4 02/24/22(Thu)20:38:36 No.362991830 >>362992427 >>362992616 >>362993056 >>362993390 >>362993562 >>362993712 File: 20220224 213740.jpg (2.79 MB, 1769x2861) >>362985353 They're not winning, we're beating the s--- out of them and they run like cockroaches at light, the so called "mighty" Russian "military" more like homosexual sadomaso o--- running away from people with few weeks of training barely being able to hold a single village away from not getting reconquista from Ukrainian military. All that scares me is their artillery that fires like retards mostly on civilian sites sometimes hitting on us cause in the rest I feel like I play on easy mode in Call of Duty, not a long time ago I got back to the barracks to relax aftee 2 hours of firefight getting the reinforcements, I may get back to fight in few more hours after a bit of sleep. Sorey Putin and Putinbots, but your POWS have bettee conditions on our jails than they have at your home and are way better treated than into your barracks plagued by abuse and homosexuality.

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Anon is having a bad day | /r/Greentext

8IHUX6ZK No. 362803234 14 minutes ago 1645673857395.jpg JPG 200.5 KiB 495x602 E United States WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA The vierce ha ad RUSHIA IS GRADUATING psTFzbFc No. 362804199 10 minutes ago Ukraine >>362803234 Now my day is f------ ruined 4 replies
8IHUX6ZK No. 362803234 14 minutes ago 1645673857395.jpg JPG 200.5 KiB 495x602 E United States WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA The vierce ha ad RUSHIA IS GRADUATING psTFzbFc No. 362804199 10 minutes ago Ukraine >>362803234 Now my day is f------ ruined 4 replies

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Anon dislikes audiobooks. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F--- audiobooktards 02/24/22(Thu)11:41:31 No.67559579 >Dude I read 50 books this year! >Yeah all of them were audiobooks. You read 0 books this year. 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)12:43:38 No.67560119 >>67559579 (OP) Based. Audiobooks are for midwits. Its just a podcast with extra steps. You cant fully take in a book just by listening to it. Thats like watching 2001 a space odyssey on your second monitor while you play TF2 and j-------. You didnt watch the movie
Anonymous F--- audiobooktards 02/24/22(Thu)11:41:31 No.67559579 >Dude I read 50 books this year! >Yeah all of them were audiobooks. You read 0 books this year. 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)12:43:38 No.67560119 >>67559579 (OP) Based. Audiobooks are for midwits. Its just a podcast with extra steps. You cant fully take in a book just by listening to it. Thats like watching 2001 a space odyssey on your second monitor while you play TF2 and j-------. You didnt watch the movie

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Anon plays cod | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)00:26:34 No.873274781 The US should take this chance to invade Russia since their troops are in Ukraine. 9 KB JPG 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)01:54:39 No.873278558 >>873276523 # F--- YEAH I WANT WW3 TO HAPPEN IDC IF I DIE
: Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)00:26:34 No.873274781 The US should take this chance to invade Russia since their troops are in Ukraine. 9 KB JPG 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)01:54:39 No.873278558 >>873276523 # F--- YEAH I WANT WW3 TO HAPPEN IDC IF I DIE

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4chan never fails to amaze me | /r/Greentext


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