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Anonymous | 48629903 13 godz. temu >mum caught me playing with my miniature soldiers and making sound effects again 16,7 kB PNG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES
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Anon is gonna go to Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)15:27:27 No.873186832 U.S.MARINES, АCTIVE SERVICE ON LAND AND SEA ENLIST AT MARINES.COM 20220222_131007.jpg 546 KВ ЈPG >be me >turn 18 about 3 months ago >be 45 minutes ago >dad texts me >my draft card came in the mail tell me this isn't f------ happening
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)15:27:27 No.873186832 U.S.MARINES, АCTIVE SERVICE ON LAND AND SEA ENLIST AT MARINES.COM 20220222_131007.jpg 546 KВ ЈPG >be me >turn 18 about 3 months ago >be 45 minutes ago >dad texts me >my draft card came in the mail tell me this isn't f------ happening

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Anon gets caught by his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/03/21(Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted 188 KB JPG his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/03/21(Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted 188 KB JPG his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Not a greentext but it's very "4chan" | /r/Greentext

Australian Whistleblower Leaks Spy Documents to 4chan, 4chan Ignores Them, Calls Them "Gay" II
Australian Whistleblower Leaks Spy Documents to 4chan, 4chan Ignores Them, Calls Them "Gay" II

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Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)00:11:28 No.64827515 >be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes and soft, silky black hair >even with COVID masks I could tell she 553 KB PNG was beautiful >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it >Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a p---- >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, I approach her and shoot my shot >bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested >I see her from time to time working there throughout the year >l always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks >she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >l never felt any regrets Shoot your shot anons, the worst that happens is that they say no. If they're a bitch about it, they're not good people anyways.
: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)00:11:28 No.64827515 >be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes and soft, silky black hair >even with COVID masks I could tell she 553 KB PNG was beautiful >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it >Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a p---- >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, I approach her and shoot my shot >bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested >I see her from time to time working there throughout the year >l always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks >she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >l never felt any regrets Shoot your shot anons, the worst that happens is that they say no. If they're a bitch about it, they're not good people anyways.

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Anon is a nice guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48685298 12 min ago •0. Women these days are trash >be me >level 1000 woman respecter >out buying m'tendies at walmart >see a girl trying to reach something on a top shelf >toss m'fedora like a boomerang and knock it down for her 16.9 kB PNG >Whip out m'pocket thesaurus and use it to ask her out on a date >"thanks but I already have a boyfriend" >typical w---- always friendzoning the nice guys >on my way out >see an elderly woman walk into the bathroom >notonmywatch.png >run as fast as my out of shape body will let me >hold the stall door open for her >she starts bitching about how I "shouldn't be in the women's bathroom" >f------ c--- won't let me respect her >go home and complain on reddit >don't go outside for the next three months REPLY
Anonymous 48685298 12 min ago •0. Women these days are trash >be me >level 1000 woman respecter >out buying m'tendies at walmart >see a girl trying to reach something on a top shelf >toss m'fedora like a boomerang and knock it down for her 16.9 kB PNG >Whip out m'pocket thesaurus and use it to ask her out on a date >"thanks but I already have a boyfriend" >typical w---- always friendzoning the nice guys >on my way out >see an elderly woman walk into the bathroom >notonmywatch.png >run as fast as my out of shape body will let me >hold the stall door open for her >she starts bitching about how I "shouldn't be in the women's bathroom" >f------ c--- won't let me respect her >go home and complain on reddit >don't go outside for the next three months REPLY

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Anon hatches a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)21:35:55 No.67532972 >be russian >can't go to war because mentally ill >all the men will go to war >all the women will get starved for attention >i'll be right here swimming in p---- 46 KB PNG See you later, virgins. 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)21:35:55 No.67532972 >be russian >can't go to war because mentally ill >all the men will go to war >all the women will get starved for attention >i'll be right here swimming in p---- 46 KB PNG See you later, virgins. 1 Reply View Thread

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tfw "gifted" | /r/Greentext

Gifted Kid Syndrome Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)10:55:26 No.67530296 [Reply] > >>67532362 >>67532799 >>67532830 >>67532949 >>67533101 >be "talented and gifted" child >get constantly praised >never given a real challenge >fast forward to adulthood >massively inflated expectations >no ability to do things that are actually difficult or time consuming Thanks education system for ruining my life.
Gifted Kid Syndrome Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)10:55:26 No.67530296 [Reply] > >>67532362 >>67532799 >>67532830 >>67532949 >>67533101 >be "talented and gifted" child >get constantly praised >never given a real challenge >fast forward to adulthood >massively inflated expectations >no ability to do things that are actually difficult or time consuming Thanks education system for ruining my life.

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Anon Cracked the Code | /r/Greentext

File: very tiredpepe.jpg (9 KB, 298x212) O Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:13:34 No.31096350 [Reply] >>31096635 >Gravity is real >the earth doesn't fall down > O Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:20:16 No.31096389 >>31096397 >>31096418 Physics bros: Supposing the Earth had a hollow cavity at its centre, and you could survive the temperature and pressure, would you stick to the walls of the cavity? Could you balance an object in midair, in the exact centre of the room?
File: very tiredpepe.jpg (9 KB, 298x212) O Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:13:34 No.31096350 [Reply] >>31096635 >Gravity is real >the earth doesn't fall down > O Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:20:16 No.31096389 >>31096397 >>31096418 Physics bros: Supposing the Earth had a hollow cavity at its centre, and you could survive the temperature and pressure, would you stick to the walls of the cavity? Could you balance an object in midair, in the exact centre of the room?

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Anon wants to get a woman pregnant | /r/Greentext

File: 363BB171-FC9C-47FF-8272-B(...).jpg (474 KB, 2121x1414) O Why is it I want to get a woman pregnant so bad? Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)04:15:15 No.25127429 [Reply] ► >25127431 The thing I want to accomplish most badly in my idea before I die is getting a woman pregnant. It's not money or getting a job or travelling or being rich or famous. It's not even sex or having a gf. When I think about it the thing I desire the most is to make a woman pregnant. Why is this? Am I just a monkey that can't keep the evolutionary lizard part of my brain under control? I can't describe or articulate why I want that, it's just what I want. When i see a man with a pregnant partner I get immensely jealous. I don't even consider “men" who haven't made a woman pregnant to be non-virgins. If you only came inside a plastic Condom you're still a virgin. I have no desire at all to have sex with a woman in birth control Why is this? Am I an animal?
File: 363BB171-FC9C-47FF-8272-B(...).jpg (474 KB, 2121x1414) O Why is it I want to get a woman pregnant so bad? Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)04:15:15 No.25127429 [Reply] ► >25127431 The thing I want to accomplish most badly in my idea before I die is getting a woman pregnant. It's not money or getting a job or travelling or being rich or famous. It's not even sex or having a gf. When I think about it the thing I desire the most is to make a woman pregnant. Why is this? Am I just a monkey that can't keep the evolutionary lizard part of my brain under control? I can't describe or articulate why I want that, it's just what I want. When i see a man with a pregnant partner I get immensely jealous. I don't even consider “men" who haven't made a woman pregnant to be non-virgins. If you only came inside a plastic Condom you're still a virgin. I have no desire at all to have sex with a woman in birth control Why is this? Am I an animal?

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Anon buys orange juyce | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:55 No.4510074 [v] >>4510083 >>4510290 frustrated.png (24 KB, 600x600) iqdb google >at grocery store buying orange juice to go with my vodka >dad and his little daughter are in the same aisle >little girl is dressed like a slut, ass hanging out of tiny tiny shorts >her dad looks over and sees me leering at her are u mad?? >shoots me the dirtiest look ever >like i give a f---.png >buy my juice and go out to my car >see dad loading groceries on my way out of the lot >shout out my window "HEY MAN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S PRETTY SEXY!" >his face turns red and he shouts "SHE'S 10 YOU SICKO!" >i shout back "YEAH, 10 OUT OF 10, WOULD BANG!" >he starts running over to my car like he's gonna kick my ass >yeah right, like you're gonna catch a car on foot >lead him around the parking lot until he stops chasing me >drive away laughing my ass off >my visage at that time
I Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:55 No.4510074 [v] >>4510083 >>4510290 frustrated.png (24 KB, 600x600) iqdb google >at grocery store buying orange juice to go with my vodka >dad and his little daughter are in the same aisle >little girl is dressed like a slut, ass hanging out of tiny tiny shorts >her dad looks over and sees me leering at her are u mad?? >shoots me the dirtiest look ever >like i give a f---.png >buy my juice and go out to my car >see dad loading groceries on my way out of the lot >shout out my window "HEY MAN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S PRETTY SEXY!" >his face turns red and he shouts "SHE'S 10 YOU SICKO!" >i shout back "YEAH, 10 OUT OF 10, WOULD BANG!" >he starts running over to my car like he's gonna kick my ass >yeah right, like you're gonna catch a car on foot >lead him around the parking lot until he stops chasing me >drive away laughing my ass off >my visage at that time

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Anon connects the dots | /r/Greentext

Вoard /o/ - Auto Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:58:57 No.25181620 >>25181225 (OP) # >sit in your car so you don't have to hear or watch that s---. How slowly does the fuel flow? I have a 65 litre fuel tank and it never takes more than 30 seconds to a minutes to fill up. Seems like more effort to go sit in the car >>25181556 # They don't do that in Australia, at least at the servos I go to >>25181727 # : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)15:32:17 No.25181727 >>25181620 # It can take a couple minutes to fill a 60 liter tank. I wonder if our pumps are slower on purpose to maximize ad delivery time - F--- ME I KNEW THEY USED TO BE 132 KВ ЈPG FASTER. GOD F------ DAMNIT. THAT TOTALLY IS THE REASON. F--- YOU FOR MAKING ME PUT THIS TOGETHER.
Вoard /o/ - Auto Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:58:57 No.25181620 >>25181225 (OP) # >sit in your car so you don't have to hear or watch that s---. How slowly does the fuel flow? I have a 65 litre fuel tank and it never takes more than 30 seconds to a minutes to fill up. Seems like more effort to go sit in the car >>25181556 # They don't do that in Australia, at least at the servos I go to >>25181727 # : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)15:32:17 No.25181727 >>25181620 # It can take a couple minutes to fill a 60 liter tank. I wonder if our pumps are slower on purpose to maximize ad delivery time - F--- ME I KNEW THEY USED TO BE 132 KВ ЈPG FASTER. GOD F------ DAMNIT. THAT TOTALLY IS THE REASON. F--- YOU FOR MAKING ME PUT THIS TOGETHER.

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Anon gets sweet justice | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: Pv4IPfyB) 04/22/14(Tue)07:54:12 No.543366393 >>543366860 >>543366862 >>543366875 >>543367621 >>543367647 >>543367691 >>543379887 >>543383772 File: wow f------ wow.jpg (162 KB, 1272x1161) >>543360512 (OP) I've posted my story before and ill post it again because it was sweet victory over feminazis >Couple years ago >Be me taking my step daughter to a local park >My day off so I can do whatever the hell I want and baby girl doesn't have school >She was 8 at the time of the Incident >Walk into the park with her and majority of the park are moms and a couple guys but women out number us >Alright sweetie III be right here my love go play >"KAY!!" Just texting my wife while Amy plays but I'm noticing all these women giving me dirty looks >Occasionally Amy will come up to me and kiss me and say I love you daddy >l stepped into her life when she was only a year old >Her dad SHer >An hour later I see this woman pulling my daughter aside and tugging at her with a "follow me" gesture >HEY WHAT THE HELL!?!? GET YOUR HANDS OFF- >Get tackled by 2 |and me get along but he walked out on her because he has severe mental problems from Irag and I don't blame him but hes a good quy bụt he feels she wouldn't be safe if he were to snap Iater L >Get knight males and they restrain me >Ow... what the f---!? GET THE F---- >Punched and kicked "SHUT THE F--- UP P-------- WE'RE MAKING A CITIZENS ARREST" THE >WHAT!?!? GET THE F--- OFF ME THATS MY- >Punch again "I SAID SHUT THE F--- UPI!" daughter >"DADDYII SAVE ME THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE ME!" screaming and hollering telling them to leave me alone >BABY HANG ON DADDY WILL SAVE YOU- >"DONT TALK TO HER P--------!" >Women are scorning me and calling me a grooming sex offender >Can overhear some of them trying to calm her down >"sweetie did he touch you!?" "SWEETIE CALM DOWN YOU'RE SAFE!" "It looks like he groomed her" >Step daughter is extremely distraught and screaming top of her lungs and crying like a 2 year old and they're trying to put her into a soccer mom van >GET THE F--- OFF ME BABY DADDY WILL SAVE YOU DONT WORRY >This time I get pepper sprayed by one of the moms because I'm a "Threat to the children O Anonymous (ID: Pv4IPfyB) 04/22/14(Tue)08:05:00 No.543367647 >543367882 >>543369275 >>543379887 >>543383772 >>543366393 >Police finally arrive because step daughters screams can be heard for miles >Police arrest me and don't listen to my story pretty much take the feminazis side and white knights >I'M GONNA SUE EVERY F------ SINGLE ONE OF YOU F--- YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL F----- >Crowd >However the white knights are arrested too because they did assault me >Couple minutes later I'm in an interrogation room by myself >End up making phone call to wife to come help me out and explain to these idiots that I'm Amy's step dad and all that b------- >Couple hours go by in complete silence and then I can hear my wife screaming top of her lungs calling the PD a bunch of dumb pigs for arresting her husband and shes gonna sue the department for their poor handling of the situation >She bursts through the door and just breaks down crying see my puffed red eyes and cuts and bruises Behind her appears and pretty much cheering "P-------- ARRESTED" ust bre ris the Captain and 3 detectives including social worker the des >"Mr. Von Anon On behalf the chief we are deeply sorry for how the situation was handled-" >OH SHUT THE F--- UP I'M SUING ALL OF YOU, F--- YOU! >One of the female detectives steps in "Hey watch your mouth it was mis communication-" >I DONT GIVE TWO F---- YOÚ ARRESTED ME BASED ON THOSE DUMB BITCHES WORD F--- YOU! YOU DIDNT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF YOU GUYS JUST ARRESTED ME ON SIGHT PRETTY MUCH >"SIR YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WE ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT" >F--- YOU! >Captain steps in "Ok ok ok I realize how angry you are Mr.Von Anon and tell you what so we can avoid this legal matter we will testify in your defense and have a judge clear you of any wrong doings in your past" >Clear my DUI and you got a deal >"Done" >Find out later women in the park are part of some feminist group from my lawyer and he ends up serving them including the white knights almost immediately Cont'd ending >>543366860 Sorry I just seen this thread and well yeah J Anonymous (ID: Pv4IPfyB) 04/22/14(Tue)08:18:20 No.543369275 >>543369551 >>543370495 >>543370553 >>543370598 >>543371512 >>543373390 >>543375674 >>543375974 >>543376029 >>543376489 >>543379319 >>543379887 >>543382434 >>543382505 >>543367647 >Couple months go by and step daughter becomes is traumatized having nightmares of being kidnapped by strange women >Shes so paranoid of being alone with women now especially her friends moms >Pisses the bed every so often >Have psych evaluate her so I can use it in court and pysch even agrees to testify for me >Finally after about 4 months get a court date >Come into court and theres the feminazis and white knights P is gonna be a clear cut >Police testify and even one of the white knights turns on the feminazis trying to cover his ass BUT OH NO I'm suing you too jackass >Feminazis claim they were in the right because they believed I was doing sexual gestures and actions to my step daughter >Psych takes stand and says she questioned my step daughter did tests and said that I never molested her and clearly those women are deranged and hopped up on emotions >Says that because of what those women did my child is traumatized and the damage is pretty bad may take years for rehabilitation >Women say that my pysch is wrong and demand a 2nd opinion still hold onto the "hes a p--------" defense >Judge doesn't want to hear anymore of it >Sentences white knights to 6 months for assaulting me I out o >And >Additional 80 thousand for daughters treatment >As I win the verdict women just launch saying that judge is aiding the patriarchal dominance over them or some s--- like that >Judge holds them in content >If they miss a payment I can triple it >End up having to sign some papers for privacy purposes not to release their names etc etc f it me and my wife get a total of 200 thousand but its all gonna be in payments over the course of months since they have to feed their family's and what not They're still paying to this day if they ever f--- with me I can have them thrown in jail pretty much >O Anonymous (ID: dcfyzWYR) 04/22/14(Tue)09:57:49 No.543379319 File: 1355118759953.jpg (24 KB, 679x482) >>543369275 HUUUUUUUUGE justice boner. I CAME
O Anonymous (ID: Pv4IPfyB) 04/22/14(Tue)07:54:12 No.543366393 >>543366860 >>543366862 >>543366875 >>543367621 >>543367647 >>543367691 >>543379887 >>543383772 File: wow f------ wow.jpg (162 KB, 1272x1161) >>543360512 (OP) I've posted my story before and ill post it again because it was sweet victory over feminazis >Couple years ago >Be me taking my step daughter to a local park >My day off so I can do whatever the hell I want and baby girl doesn't have school >She was 8 at the time of the Incident >Walk into the park with her and majority of the park are moms and a couple guys but women out number us >Alright sweetie III be right here my love go play >"KAY!!" Just texting my wife while Amy plays but I'm noticing all these women giving me dirty looks >Occasionally Amy will come up to me and kiss me and say I love you daddy >l stepped into her life when she was only a year old >Her dad SHer >An hour later I see this woman pulling my daughter aside and tugging at her with a "follow me" gesture >HEY WHAT THE HELL!?!? GET YOUR HANDS OFF- >Get tackled by 2 |and me get along but he walked out on her because he has severe mental problems from Irag and I don't blame him but hes a good quy bụt he feels she wouldn't be safe if he were to snap Iater L >Get knight males and they restrain me >Ow... what the f---!? GET THE F---- >Punched and kicked "SHUT THE F--- UP P-------- WE'RE MAKING A CITIZENS ARREST" THE >WHAT!?!? GET THE F--- OFF ME THATS MY- >Punch again "I SAID SHUT THE F--- UPI!" daughter >"DADDYII SAVE ME THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE ME!" screaming and hollering telling them to leave me alone >BABY HANG ON DADDY WILL SAVE YOU- >"DONT TALK TO HER P--------!" >Women are scorning me and calling me a grooming sex offender >Can overhear some of them trying to calm her down >"sweetie did he touch you!?" "SWEETIE CALM DOWN YOU'RE SAFE!" "It looks like he groomed her" >Step daughter is extremely distraught and screaming top of her lungs and crying like a 2 year old and they're trying to put her into a soccer mom van >GET THE F--- OFF ME BABY DADDY WILL SAVE YOU DONT WORRY >This time I get pepper sprayed by one of the moms because I'm a "Threat to the children O Anonymous (ID: Pv4IPfyB) 04/22/14(Tue)08:05:00 No.543367647 >543367882 >>543369275 >>543379887 >>543383772 >>543366393 >Police finally arrive because step daughters screams can be heard for miles >Police arrest me and don't listen to my story pretty much take the feminazis side and white knights >I'M GONNA SUE EVERY F------ SINGLE ONE OF YOU F--- YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL F----- >Crowd >However the white knights are arrested too because they did assault me >Couple minutes later I'm in an interrogation room by myself >End up making phone call to wife to come help me out and explain to these idiots that I'm Amy's step dad and all that b------- >Couple hours go by in complete silence and then I can hear my wife screaming top of her lungs calling the PD a bunch of dumb pigs for arresting her husband and shes gonna sue the department for their poor handling of the situation >She bursts through the door and just breaks down crying see my puffed red eyes and cuts and bruises Behind her appears and pretty much cheering "P-------- ARRESTED" ust bre ris the Captain and 3 detectives including social worker the des >"Mr. Von Anon On behalf the chief we are deeply sorry for how the situation was handled-" >OH SHUT THE F--- UP I'M SUING ALL OF YOU, F--- YOU! >One of the female detectives steps in "Hey watch your mouth it was mis communication-" >I DONT GIVE TWO F---- YOÚ ARRESTED ME BASED ON THOSE DUMB BITCHES WORD F--- YOU! YOU DIDNT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF YOU GUYS JUST ARRESTED ME ON SIGHT PRETTY MUCH >"SIR YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WE ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT" >F--- YOU! >Captain steps in "Ok ok ok I realize how angry you are Mr.Von Anon and tell you what so we can avoid this legal matter we will testify in your defense and have a judge clear you of any wrong doings in your past" >Clear my DUI and you got a deal >"Done" >Find out later women in the park are part of some feminist group from my lawyer and he ends up serving them including the white knights almost immediately Cont'd ending >>543366860 Sorry I just seen this thread and well yeah J Anonymous (ID: Pv4IPfyB) 04/22/14(Tue)08:18:20 No.543369275 >>543369551 >>543370495 >>543370553 >>543370598 >>543371512 >>543373390 >>543375674 >>543375974 >>543376029 >>543376489 >>543379319 >>543379887 >>543382434 >>543382505 >>543367647 >Couple months go by and step daughter becomes is traumatized having nightmares of being kidnapped by strange women >Shes so paranoid of being alone with women now especially her friends moms >Pisses the bed every so often >Have psych evaluate her so I can use it in court and pysch even agrees to testify for me >Finally after about 4 months get a court date >Come into court and theres the feminazis and white knights P is gonna be a clear cut >Police testify and even one of the white knights turns on the feminazis trying to cover his ass BUT OH NO I'm suing you too jackass >Feminazis claim they were in the right because they believed I was doing sexual gestures and actions to my step daughter >Psych takes stand and says she questioned my step daughter did tests and said that I never molested her and clearly those women are deranged and hopped up on emotions >Says that because of what those women did my child is traumatized and the damage is pretty bad may take years for rehabilitation >Women say that my pysch is wrong and demand a 2nd opinion still hold onto the "hes a p--------" defense >Judge doesn't want to hear anymore of it >Sentences white knights to 6 months for assaulting me I out o >And >Additional 80 thousand for daughters treatment >As I win the verdict women just launch saying that judge is aiding the patriarchal dominance over them or some s--- like that >Judge holds them in content >If they miss a payment I can triple it >End up having to sign some papers for privacy purposes not to release their names etc etc f it me and my wife get a total of 200 thousand but its all gonna be in payments over the course of months since they have to feed their family's and what not They're still paying to this day if they ever f--- with me I can have them thrown in jail pretty much >O Anonymous (ID: dcfyzWYR) 04/22/14(Tue)09:57:49 No.543379319 File: 1355118759953.jpg (24 KB, 679x482) >>543369275 HUUUUUUUUGE justice boner. I CAME

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File: 1344416333755.png-(23 KB, 400x400, 15QLC.png) 88O Anonymous (ID: GDx/eAh6) 08/08/12(Wed)04:58:53 No.41 >Have GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) >Small white, petite thing, cooks for me always been good to me >Go on holiday for a week >Come back, something isn't right >Ask dad if anything happend >Acts clueless >Three weeks later >Come home from work >BAM >Right in the kitchen, Dad's meat in GF >Rage mode >Yell at dad to get his meat out of GF and gtfo >Kicked GF to the curb >2 weeks later >Dad asks where my GF is Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. 'l post pics of GF in a sec. eplies to this post: 417483349 >>417483486 >>417484043 O Anonymous (ID: GDx/eAh6) 08/08/12(Wed)04:59:31 No.417482230 Q File: 1344416371389 jpg-(9 KB, 300x356, 8675309.jpg) Here's my GF Replies to this post: 2>417482448 >417483230 O Anonymous (ID: EWNS7MC7) 08/08/12(Wed)05:00:51 No 417482417 QB0 7/10
File: 1344416333755.png-(23 KB, 400x400, 15QLC.png) 88O Anonymous (ID: GDx/eAh6) 08/08/12(Wed)04:58:53 No.41 >Have GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) >Small white, petite thing, cooks for me always been good to me >Go on holiday for a week >Come back, something isn't right >Ask dad if anything happend >Acts clueless >Three weeks later >Come home from work >BAM >Right in the kitchen, Dad's meat in GF >Rage mode >Yell at dad to get his meat out of GF and gtfo >Kicked GF to the curb >2 weeks later >Dad asks where my GF is Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. 'l post pics of GF in a sec. eplies to this post: 417483349 >>417483486 >>417484043 O Anonymous (ID: GDx/eAh6) 08/08/12(Wed)04:59:31 No.417482230 Q File: 1344416371389 jpg-(9 KB, 300x356, 8675309.jpg) Here's my GF Replies to this post: 2>417482448 >417483230 O Anonymous (ID: EWNS7MC7) 08/08/12(Wed)05:00:51 No 417482417 QB0 7/10

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Anon is a narc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)00:18:13 No.873153998 >2 years ago during class I excused myself to go use the restroom. >When I got there it was the usual c-------- butts in the toilets and 38 KB JPG ashes on the floor. >This time though a couple students where cutting class and smoking marijuana in the bathroom. >At first they tried to hide it but then realizing it was too late they asked me if I wanted to smoke. >Obviously a joke since I don't associate myself with the scumbag stoner group in school. >I replied with a witty remark I once heard on a anti-drug program we watched in health class. >"I can't get high I don't have a pilot's license," I said. >I then stormed out of the bathroom and straight to the principals office to inform him that people are smoking marijuana in the bathroom. You marijuana smokers disgust me. You all listen to s----- classic rock and smell like garbage. I never see any of you with any nice looking girls. They are just a bunch of dirty junkies like you guys. A boards.4chan.org Private
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)00:18:13 No.873153998 >2 years ago during class I excused myself to go use the restroom. >When I got there it was the usual c-------- butts in the toilets and 38 KB JPG ashes on the floor. >This time though a couple students where cutting class and smoking marijuana in the bathroom. >At first they tried to hide it but then realizing it was too late they asked me if I wanted to smoke. >Obviously a joke since I don't associate myself with the scumbag stoner group in school. >I replied with a witty remark I once heard on a anti-drug program we watched in health class. >"I can't get high I don't have a pilot's license," I said. >I then stormed out of the bathroom and straight to the principals office to inform him that people are smoking marijuana in the bathroom. You marijuana smokers disgust me. You all listen to s----- classic rock and smell like garbage. I never see any of you with any nice looking girls. They are just a bunch of dirty junkies like you guys. A boards.4chan.org Private

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Anon’s Autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)18:48:25 No.782083767 What's the most autistic, embarrassing s--- you've done in your past that still haunts your mind "til this day? 59 KB JPG 297 Replies / 45 Images View Thread : Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)20:04:15 No.782088873 >be me, 6th grade >ride bike to and from school everyday, with the last stretch of road being narrow with no sidewalks and deep ditches on 13 KB JPG both sides >already known as 'the weird kid' >on my way home one day when I see ten vultures massed on a tree on the side of the road (it had been raining the entire day, so the road was wet and looked really slick) >decide then and there that I want a vulture as a pet eurika.zip >have the amazing idea to play dead on the side of the road to lure one close >set my bike next to me on the side of the road and lay there for something like 15 minutes mfw all the while soccer moms in minivans are passing me from picking up their kids from school mfw all of the sudden the school principal, a massive muscled giganigga comes walking down the road wondering what the hell is happening mfw the school cop comes riding down the road on a 4wheeler >when I see the cop I decide I have to run, so I get on my bike to try and outrun him >the cop wins >I have to explain to him what I was doing mfw for the rest of my time at that school I was known as "Vulture Boy"
: Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)18:48:25 No.782083767 What's the most autistic, embarrassing s--- you've done in your past that still haunts your mind "til this day? 59 KB JPG 297 Replies / 45 Images View Thread : Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)20:04:15 No.782088873 >be me, 6th grade >ride bike to and from school everyday, with the last stretch of road being narrow with no sidewalks and deep ditches on 13 KB JPG both sides >already known as 'the weird kid' >on my way home one day when I see ten vultures massed on a tree on the side of the road (it had been raining the entire day, so the road was wet and looked really slick) >decide then and there that I want a vulture as a pet eurika.zip >have the amazing idea to play dead on the side of the road to lure one close >set my bike next to me on the side of the road and lay there for something like 15 minutes mfw all the while soccer moms in minivans are passing me from picking up their kids from school mfw all of the sudden the school principal, a massive muscled giganigga comes walking down the road wondering what the hell is happening mfw the school cop comes riding down the road on a 4wheeler >when I see the cop I decide I have to run, so I get on my bike to try and outrun him >the cop wins >I have to explain to him what I was doing mfw for the rest of my time at that school I was known as "Vulture Boy"

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Goddammit anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2C 0E/Vi ) 02/21/22(Mon)19:43:28 No.4673078 @devilmeadow my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...? 1.22 MB PNG Farming is a profitable business? Anonymous (ID: VijLx6 ) 02/21/22(Mon)19:51:07 No.4673100- >>46730786 (OP) >cheesed to meet you Anonymous (ID: V76NZID ) 02/21/22(Mon)19:51:47 No.46731025 >>46731004 4 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: 2C 0E/Vi ) 02/21/22(Mon)19:43:28 No.4673078 @devilmeadow my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...? 1.22 MB PNG Farming is a profitable business? Anonymous (ID: VijLx6 ) 02/21/22(Mon)19:51:07 No.4673100- >>46730786 (OP) >cheesed to meet you Anonymous (ID: V76NZID ) 02/21/22(Mon)19:51:47 No.46731025 >>46731004 4 KB JPG

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Water water everywhere, nor any drop to drink | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me 657 KB JPG W-- why are men like this? : Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553 >>64905522 (OP)# >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! >>64905592 #
: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me 657 KB JPG W-- why are men like this? : Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553 >>64905522 (OP)# >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! >>64905592 #

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