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Anon cannot be fooled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon took AncestryDNA | /r/Greentext

> be me > racist af > took AncestryDNA > got 3% Nigerian > im now Volunteer at NAACP 68 KB PNG
> be me > racist af > took AncestryDNA > got 3% Nigerian > im now Volunteer at NAACP 68 KB PNG

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Anon isn't invited | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:41:32 No.67511737 >match with girl on tinder >hitting it off pretty well >invites me over to her place to watch movies >come over >she's completely opposite in person, cold and unresponsive 273 KB PNG >make small talk, she gives me one word responses >take it to the bedroom >we're lying in bed watching tv >notice her body language, ask if she's in the mood to do anything >"Not really, I'm tired." >"ok do you want to cuddle or something." >"Not really" >mfw >fall asleep next to this chick >leave in the morning without saying anything >check snapchat >see pictures of my friend getting married >didn't even get an invite What's the best website to livestream my suicide Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:45:01 No.67511766 >>67511737 (OP) # >Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable Jokes on you, never used it. But anon, we all go through bad stuff. Don't kill yourself over it yada yada you know the deal.
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:41:32 No.67511737 >match with girl on tinder >hitting it off pretty well >invites me over to her place to watch movies >come over >she's completely opposite in person, cold and unresponsive 273 KB PNG >make small talk, she gives me one word responses >take it to the bedroom >we're lying in bed watching tv >notice her body language, ask if she's in the mood to do anything >"Not really, I'm tired." >"ok do you want to cuddle or something." >"Not really" >mfw >fall asleep next to this chick >leave in the morning without saying anything >check snapchat >see pictures of my friend getting married >didn't even get an invite What's the best website to livestream my suicide Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:45:01 No.67511766 >>67511737 (OP) # >Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable Jokes on you, never used it. But anon, we all go through bad stuff. Don't kill yourself over it yada yada you know the deal.

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Anon had a smol cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)05:53:52 No.67519006 >be me >10 years old >my mom just bought a cat >very cute and smol >black with white paws >fast foward 12 years 64 KB JPG >over the last 3 years i got more and more depressed >no matter how depressed I got I never cried >always felt like I had no valve to release my sadness >cute smol cat is now cute old cat >has always cheered me up to see her lying in my bed >would die for her >one day cat starts to behave different >doesnt eat, always tired >drive to vet >she has a kidney disease >vet told that she doesnt have long >after that it gets worse >I decided to euthanize her so she can go in peace >after the euthanasia I sit in my car >started crying for almost 1 hour >all the feelings inside me bursted out >really felt good thank you for helping me for the last time my cute smol cat
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)05:53:52 No.67519006 >be me >10 years old >my mom just bought a cat >very cute and smol >black with white paws >fast foward 12 years 64 KB JPG >over the last 3 years i got more and more depressed >no matter how depressed I got I never cried >always felt like I had no valve to release my sadness >cute smol cat is now cute old cat >has always cheered me up to see her lying in my bed >would die for her >one day cat starts to behave different >doesnt eat, always tired >drive to vet >she has a kidney disease >vet told that she doesnt have long >after that it gets worse >I decided to euthanize her so she can go in peace >after the euthanasia I sit in my car >started crying for almost 1 hour >all the feelings inside me bursted out >really felt good thank you for helping me for the last time my cute smol cat

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Anon relates with his supervisor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/18(Fri)13:36:49 No.780428621 >be me >be working as a slot machine tech in some casino >one night i got called because a guest has a problem with pic related >onmyway.jpg >the guest is an enormous black lady 326 KB JPG with sass smelling like baby powder >dressed all sexy even though she isnt >apparently she put in a 100$ bill and the machine did not process it for her to play >it actually happens sometimes so okay >tell her to move back so i can open the machine >*doesnt move* >"maam I need you to move so I can open the machine to verify if your bill is in here!" >"I told you i put it in there!!! Just gimme my money back!!!" >"i understand but i need to do some verifications before giving you 100$" >"are you calling me a theif??you think cuz im black im trying to rob you?!?" >ohhhboy.gif >call in my supervisor since its starting to get violent >supervisor is a cool black dude >we check the machine cashbox, there is no 100$ in it >"maam we're sorry but no 100$ was inserted in the machine in the last 2hours" >"you calling me a liar, you is a racist im no liar my father wuz a police officer blabla!!!" >black supervisor interrupts >"maam i worked with this guy for 10 years and i assure you he's not racist you just a broke ass n---- tryna hustle a couple bucks here today, so now get yo black ass out of here before i call security!" >she leaves with big eye like black women usually do >sup looks at me >"f------ n------" >black people hate n------ just as much as we do.
: Anonymous 09/21/18(Fri)13:36:49 No.780428621 >be me >be working as a slot machine tech in some casino >one night i got called because a guest has a problem with pic related >onmyway.jpg >the guest is an enormous black lady 326 KB JPG with sass smelling like baby powder >dressed all sexy even though she isnt >apparently she put in a 100$ bill and the machine did not process it for her to play >it actually happens sometimes so okay >tell her to move back so i can open the machine >*doesnt move* >"maam I need you to move so I can open the machine to verify if your bill is in here!" >"I told you i put it in there!!! Just gimme my money back!!!" >"i understand but i need to do some verifications before giving you 100$" >"are you calling me a theif??you think cuz im black im trying to rob you?!?" >ohhhboy.gif >call in my supervisor since its starting to get violent >supervisor is a cool black dude >we check the machine cashbox, there is no 100$ in it >"maam we're sorry but no 100$ was inserted in the machine in the last 2hours" >"you calling me a liar, you is a racist im no liar my father wuz a police officer blabla!!!" >black supervisor interrupts >"maam i worked with this guy for 10 years and i assure you he's not racist you just a broke ass n---- tryna hustle a couple bucks here today, so now get yo black ass out of here before i call security!" >she leaves with big eye like black women usually do >sup looks at me >"f------ n------" >black people hate n------ just as much as we do.

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Is the circle of life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message sonmeone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP)# so instead you bother us with this s----- thread
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message sonmeone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP)# so instead you bother us with this s----- thread

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Anon is not a wagecuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)06:25:46 No.873103918 Every morning my alarm wakes me up at 7 am. I get up, turn it off and go back to sleep. I do this to remind myself what wagies have to go through every single day and why I'm never getting a job 389 KB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)06:25:46 No.873103918 Every morning my alarm wakes me up at 7 am. I get up, turn it off and go back to sleep. I do this to remind myself what wagies have to go through every single day and why I'm never getting a job 389 KB PNG View Thread

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I wonder howdy anon is | /r/Greentext

>tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. 17.9 kB PNG >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking?
>tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. 17.9 kB PNG >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking?

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Anon likes spiders | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:50:10 No.873085872 >mfw I realize all of Spider Man's enemies are based off a spider's natural predators 1.78 MB PNG : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:51:26 No.873085947 Octopus and Rhino? >>873086451 # >>873086984 # >>873090819 # >>873090889 # >>873092174 # : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:52:28 No.873086003 Also crocodiles >>873086451 # >>873086984 # >>873090819 # >>873090889 # : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:52:48 No.873086025 ah yes the spiders natural predator, the goblin >>873086451 # >>873086984 # >>873090819 # >>873090889 #
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:50:10 No.873085872 >mfw I realize all of Spider Man's enemies are based off a spider's natural predators 1.78 MB PNG : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:51:26 No.873085947 Octopus and Rhino? >>873086451 # >>873086984 # >>873090819 # >>873090889 # >>873092174 # : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:52:28 No.873086003 Also crocodiles >>873086451 # >>873086984 # >>873090819 # >>873090889 # : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:52:48 No.873086025 ah yes the spiders natural predator, the goblin >>873086451 # >>873086984 # >>873090819 # >>873090889 #

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Anon isnt feeling well | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)21:35:29 No.873085111 just ate a pound of red cabbage. not feeling well 863 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)21:35:29 No.873085111 just ate a pound of red cabbage. not feeling well 863 KB PNG

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Anon is a simp. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)23:23:21 No.67514810 >be me >been following this E-girl on twitter for a while now >she always likes my comments and sometimes replies >she posts a lot of explicit stuff on twitter but apparently her onlyfans stuff is wilder >be seriously thinking about subscribing and 9 KB JPG finally give in >save some money and spend 150 dlls on a three month subscription and a d--- rating >get access to her videos and pics >co00000om.wav >be literally 4 days later >browsing my favorite sketchy coom forums as usual >saw someone leaked all her content >Literally had to unsubscribe from some other services to save money to have all her stuff for free anyways At least she said my d--- looked cute
Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)23:23:21 No.67514810 >be me >been following this E-girl on twitter for a while now >she always likes my comments and sometimes replies >she posts a lot of explicit stuff on twitter but apparently her onlyfans stuff is wilder >be seriously thinking about subscribing and 9 KB JPG finally give in >save some money and spend 150 dlls on a three month subscription and a d--- rating >get access to her videos and pics >co00000om.wav >be literally 4 days later >browsing my favorite sketchy coom forums as usual >saw someone leaked all her content >Literally had to unsubscribe from some other services to save money to have all her stuff for free anyways At least she said my d--- looked cute

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Anon knows the truth | /r/Greentext


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Anon lives in Ancient Rome | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/02/14(Sun)17:01:14 No.14420360 classic feels thread >be 44 in ancient rome >strolling through the forvm >see 8/10 nvbile yovng greek boy >phallvs_erectvs.mosaic 82 KB JPG >walk up to him >my jvpiters, his eyes are so perfect, his body so mvscular >"s... s... salve..." >8/10 tvrns to me and smiles >pastae spills ovt my toga >sprint home to villa >tfw no young bf
Anonymous 11/02/14(Sun)17:01:14 No.14420360 classic feels thread >be 44 in ancient rome >strolling through the forvm >see 8/10 nvbile yovng greek boy >phallvs_erectvs.mosaic 82 KB JPG >walk up to him >my jvpiters, his eyes are so perfect, his body so mvscular >"s... s... salve..." >8/10 tvrns to me and smiles >pastae spills ovt my toga >sprint home to villa >tfw no young bf

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Teacher exposes anons banana | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op
: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op

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Anon has a paradox | /r/Greentext


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Moe gives feedback to random guy’s story | /r/Greentext

I had a dream where I straight up pushed a guy off the roof of a building on impulse and then quickly ran inside. It took a couple seconds of autopiloting before I realized that I just murdered someone and then started freaking out. I joined the crowd of people at the base of the building and they were all crying because they "had no idea he was suicidal", and my heart just kept thumping out of my chest. It 133 KB JPG felt so f------ real, what does it mean? E Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)13:06:04 No.82162059 moe
I had a dream where I straight up pushed a guy off the roof of a building on impulse and then quickly ran inside. It took a couple seconds of autopiloting before I realized that I just murdered someone and then started freaking out. I joined the crowd of people at the base of the building and they were all crying because they "had no idea he was suicidal", and my heart just kept thumping out of my chest. It 133 KB JPG felt so f------ real, what does it mean? E Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)13:06:04 No.82162059 moe

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Anon is a literal bus wanker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)15:46:26 No.873045574 >l have quite an unorthodox fetish >l'm turned on by hot girls taking the public bus >I'm especially aroused when they have to for whatever reason, alamy especially financial >The s------- the bus the better, coaches, for example don't really 106 KB JPG do it for me >l'm at a semi when I see them waiting at the bus stop >I'm fully hard when I see them using their Oyster card or paying the bus fare with coins >I literally c-- in my pants when I see them sit in one of the s----- plastic chairs >Most guys have a p--- collection, I have a folder of scenes from movies and TV shows of girls being forced to take the bus and stock images of hot models on a bus, pic related >A personal favourite is in Season 2 of 24, Kim Bauer has to take the bus to escape an abusive employer >Another is a Dior advert where Natalie Portman is on a bus >One time I was trying to do No Nut November, I got through half the month, then in class a girl who I had a crush on anyway said how a public bus was late that day >I literally came a massive load in my pants right there. I had to go to the toilets and went commando for the rest of the day >lf I was ever in a kinky relationship, my ideal thing would be to have my girl on a bus with me driving along and watching while jacking off >l don't get aroused for some reason when I'm also on the bus >TLDR, I'm into girls on buses
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)15:46:26 No.873045574 >l have quite an unorthodox fetish >l'm turned on by hot girls taking the public bus >I'm especially aroused when they have to for whatever reason, alamy especially financial >The s------- the bus the better, coaches, for example don't really 106 KB JPG do it for me >l'm at a semi when I see them waiting at the bus stop >I'm fully hard when I see them using their Oyster card or paying the bus fare with coins >I literally c-- in my pants when I see them sit in one of the s----- plastic chairs >Most guys have a p--- collection, I have a folder of scenes from movies and TV shows of girls being forced to take the bus and stock images of hot models on a bus, pic related >A personal favourite is in Season 2 of 24, Kim Bauer has to take the bus to escape an abusive employer >Another is a Dior advert where Natalie Portman is on a bus >One time I was trying to do No Nut November, I got through half the month, then in class a girl who I had a crush on anyway said how a public bus was late that day >I literally came a massive load in my pants right there. I had to go to the toilets and went commando for the rest of the day >lf I was ever in a kinky relationship, my ideal thing would be to have my girl on a bus with me driving along and watching while jacking off >l don't get aroused for some reason when I'm also on the bus >TLDR, I'm into girls on buses

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