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Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)02:03:46 No.674621 >THERE IS NO TINY GOBLIN INSIDE THE TV DRAWING AND HOLDING UP PICTURES THIRTY TIMES A SECOND >FILMS WORK BECAUSE OF UHHHH ELECTRONS AND STUFF >WHY??? JUST STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OK? 60 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)02:03:46 No.674621 >THERE IS NO TINY GOBLIN INSIDE THE TV DRAWING AND HOLDING UP PICTURES THIRTY TIMES A SECOND >FILMS WORK BECAUSE OF UHHHH ELECTRONS AND STUFF >WHY??? JUST STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OK? 60 KB JPG

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Anon wants to watch the Olympics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)19:16:24 No.872967490 think my gf just left me >be me >love hockey >live with gf >gfs sister has a baby >gf and her sister agree on a visit at their place to check the f------ baby 227 KB PNG >she doesnt say me anything just today when we wake up "oh we dont need to cook we are going to sisters place for lunch" >tell her there is no way cause my team is playing at the olympics for the medals and I wont miss that >you will watch it on your mobile >tell her there is no way I am going to watch it on my mobile >she starts to argue that I am retarded that a f------ game is more important to me than my future nephew, and what will she say to her sister why am I not there >we start to argue pretty heavily >she grabs her clothes coat etc., she jumps in the car and leaves Did she just leave me? She is not answering my calls. 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)19:16:24 No.872967490 think my gf just left me >be me >love hockey >live with gf >gfs sister has a baby >gf and her sister agree on a visit at their place to check the f------ baby 227 KB PNG >she doesnt say me anything just today when we wake up "oh we dont need to cook we are going to sisters place for lunch" >tell her there is no way cause my team is playing at the olympics for the medals and I wont miss that >you will watch it on your mobile >tell her there is no way I am going to watch it on my mobile >she starts to argue that I am retarded that a f------ game is more important to me than my future nephew, and what will she say to her sister why am I not there >we start to argue pretty heavily >she grabs her clothes coat etc., she jumps in the car and leaves Did she just leave me? She is not answering my calls. 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon meets a non-believer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:06:32 No.872955697 >be me >German woman gets hired at my workplace >really cool, funny, hardworking >eventually invites me and my team to her house for dinner 79 KB PNG >I arrive before everyone else >she pours me a drink, invites me to sit down while she goes in the backyard to water the plants >l browse my phone for a few minutes, then get up and start looking at books on a nearby bookshelf >notice one, "Hitler's War" by David Irving >name seems familiar >look it up on my phone >famous Holocaust denier >end up getting f----- up on rye and ask her husband why he has that book >he laughs, pats me on the shoulder, "I think you know, buddy" 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:29:44 No.872956801 How was the Nazi gangbang?
: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:06:32 No.872955697 >be me >German woman gets hired at my workplace >really cool, funny, hardworking >eventually invites me and my team to her house for dinner 79 KB PNG >I arrive before everyone else >she pours me a drink, invites me to sit down while she goes in the backyard to water the plants >l browse my phone for a few minutes, then get up and start looking at books on a nearby bookshelf >notice one, "Hitler's War" by David Irving >name seems familiar >look it up on my phone >famous Holocaust denier >end up getting f----- up on rye and ask her husband why he has that book >he laughs, pats me on the shoulder, "I think you know, buddy" 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)23:29:44 No.872956801 How was the Nazi gangbang?

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Anon Buys Cookies | /r/Greentext

>be me >just got back from work >hear knock at door >see tard girl from peephole >open door >she's with a bunch of other tards 17 KB PNG and a wrangler selling cookies to raise money for her tard school >don't want any cookies >buy them anyways because feel sorry for her >as I shut the door I just realize that's probably why they had the little tard girl sell the cookies >tfw got outsmarted by a gaggle of tards
>be me >just got back from work >hear knock at door >see tard girl from peephole >open door >she's with a bunch of other tards 17 KB PNG and a wrangler selling cookies to raise money for her tard school >don't want any cookies >buy them anyways because feel sorry for her >as I shut the door I just realize that's probably why they had the little tard girl sell the cookies >tfw got outsmarted by a gaggle of tards

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Anon is real and gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)21:01:49 No.872950077 >be me >homosexual >recently got into men who look like women >i am retarded >i see a women irl and i think to myself "oh look a boy with a penis" 8 KB PNG >brain.exe >walk up to woman, ask if she has penis >gets f------ punched i deserved it tbh
Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)21:01:49 No.872950077 >be me >homosexual >recently got into men who look like women >i am retarded >i see a women irl and i think to myself "oh look a boy with a penis" 8 KB PNG >brain.exe >walk up to woman, ask if she has penis >gets f------ punched i deserved it tbh

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Pröööh :DDD | /r/Greentext

Emma Kennedy @Emmakennedy You know what? Everyone on 4chan and 8chan should be on a terror list. Every single incel. I couldn't give a single s--- about their "freedom of speech" spurdmoth.jpg 145 KB JPG >PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD >Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders :DDDD
Emma Kennedy @Emmakennedy You know what? Everyone on 4chan and 8chan should be on a terror list. Every single incel. I couldn't give a single s--- about their "freedom of speech" spurdmoth.jpg 145 KB JPG >PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD >Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders :DDDD

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Anon is a alpha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)22:09:03 No.778606612 let me tell yall a story when i punched a girl WHOMST'D'VE >be me THOTTIN??? >be like 12 at the time >muslim >be minding my business in the cafeteria 38 KB JPG >some guy threw ham and its getting passed down >the girl next to me, knowing that im muslim, still throws the pork at me >f------ punch that thot in front of everyone thot exterminated
: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)22:09:03 No.778606612 let me tell yall a story when i punched a girl WHOMST'D'VE >be me THOTTIN??? >be like 12 at the time >muslim >be minding my business in the cafeteria 38 KB JPG >some guy threw ham and its getting passed down >the girl next to me, knowing that im muslim, still throws the pork at me >f------ punch that thot in front of everyone thot exterminated

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Anon exposes his fetishes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous It's over 02/18/22(Fri)23:24:29 No.67482736 >doing a psychoanalysis assignment for literature class >name my file "psycho a--- sis" while writing it for laughs >forgot to change the name before I uploaded it %23 25 KB JPG
: Anonymous It's over 02/18/22(Fri)23:24:29 No.67482736 >doing a psychoanalysis assignment for literature class >name my file "psycho a--- sis" while writing it for laughs >forgot to change the name before I uploaded it %23 25 KB JPG

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Anon motivates his peers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.
: Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:21:17 No.54008561 reach for the top >never talk to anyone at the gym >today, doing my cardio routine >fatty on the treadmill next to mine >he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing something >give him a fistbump 931 KB GIF >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, meaning he did a 1h+ workout >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks Remember to motivate the fatties putting in actual work at your gym.

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Anon faces eviction | /r/Greentext


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Anon sister is psychopaths | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 #
: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 #

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Anon saves a life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.
Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.

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Women have it tough but | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:36:16 No.306527574 Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms. Shave our legs. Wax our privates. Worry about facial hair. Shape our eyebrows. Stress over our hair length. Spend hours straightening or curling our hair. Have to take time to put on make-up. Constantly worry about our figure. Suffer the first time we make love. Bleed once a month for a week. Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men. Carry a baby in us for 9 months. Give birth. Spend outrageous amounts of money on 'fashionable' clothes. Freak out over how attractive we are. Deal with sexist comments. Sorry guys, but don't say S--- about how being male is so hard, you don't have to deal with any of those things. Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:37:10 No.306527647 Men have to listen to your s---.
Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:36:16 No.306527574 Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms. Shave our legs. Wax our privates. Worry about facial hair. Shape our eyebrows. Stress over our hair length. Spend hours straightening or curling our hair. Have to take time to put on make-up. Constantly worry about our figure. Suffer the first time we make love. Bleed once a month for a week. Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men. Carry a baby in us for 9 months. Give birth. Spend outrageous amounts of money on 'fashionable' clothes. Freak out over how attractive we are. Deal with sexist comments. Sorry guys, but don't say S--- about how being male is so hard, you don't have to deal with any of those things. Anonymous 02/02/11(Wed)06:37:10 No.306527647 Men have to listen to your s---.

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Anon wears pants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QiF9xvsf How can they afford their mont(...) 02/18/22(Fri)14:46:42 No.361806239 Posted by u/AbaloneSea7265 Lisa needs Braces 3 hours ago 2 23.3k $15/hr is $120 per 8 hr day. teaboot Follow 1d ago Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the f--- are we doing s--- for Screen Shot 2022-02-18 at 2.45.21 PM.png 633 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: 6UuuZ9gm 02/18/22(Fri)14:47:46 No.361806385 >>361806239 (OP) # >monthly clothing budget the f---? I've been wearing the same pants for 10 years. >>361806831 # >>361806993 # >>361807224 # >>361807469 # >>361808943 # >>361810061 # >>361810087 # >>361811702 # >>361812188 # >>361813389 # >>361813534 # >>361814628 # >>361815077 # >>361816031 # >>361816456 # >>361816709 # >>361816800 # >>361828083 # >>361829372 # >>361829620 # >>361830068 # >>361830156 # >>361830257 # >>361832040 # >>361833761 # >>361834835 # >>361836740 # >>361840633 #
: Anonymous (ID: QiF9xvsf How can they afford their mont(...) 02/18/22(Fri)14:46:42 No.361806239 Posted by u/AbaloneSea7265 Lisa needs Braces 3 hours ago 2 23.3k $15/hr is $120 per 8 hr day. teaboot Follow 1d ago Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the f--- are we doing s--- for Screen Shot 2022-02-18 at 2.45.21 PM.png 633 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: 6UuuZ9gm 02/18/22(Fri)14:47:46 No.361806385 >>361806239 (OP) # >monthly clothing budget the f---? I've been wearing the same pants for 10 years. >>361806831 # >>361806993 # >>361807224 # >>361807469 # >>361808943 # >>361810061 # >>361810087 # >>361811702 # >>361812188 # >>361813389 # >>361813534 # >>361814628 # >>361815077 # >>361816031 # >>361816456 # >>361816709 # >>361816800 # >>361828083 # >>361829372 # >>361829620 # >>361830068 # >>361830156 # >>361830257 # >>361832040 # >>361833761 # >>361834835 # >>361836740 # >>361840633 #

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Anon keeps it real | /r/Greentext

No.48922469 59 minutes ago 1080full-mackenzie-foy.jpg JPG 94.7 KİB 1080x1080 >wake up >you now look like pic related what do you do? 7 replies No.48922480 58 minutes ago Become a twitch streamer/ youtuber / right wing political commentator
No.48922469 59 minutes ago 1080full-mackenzie-foy.jpg JPG 94.7 KİB 1080x1080 >wake up >you now look like pic related what do you do? 7 replies No.48922480 58 minutes ago Become a twitch streamer/ youtuber / right wing political commentator

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Anon is homicidal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49153718 3 min. ago F------ c---- man >Be me >phone battery f------ sucks >take phone to get battery replaced >skinny white soiboi is working there >go get a haircut >come back >get my phone from place >get phone >tells me about glue on back and s--- >whatever 13.7 kB PNG >get back home >see a stupid ass post and going to comment with rage pepe >open folder >all of my pepes are f------ gone I'm gonna f------ kill him REPLY
Anonymous | 49153718 3 min. ago F------ c---- man >Be me >phone battery f------ sucks >take phone to get battery replaced >skinny white soiboi is working there >go get a haircut >come back >get my phone from place >get phone >tells me about glue on back and s--- >whatever 13.7 kB PNG >get back home >see a stupid ass post and going to comment with rage pepe >open folder >all of my pepes are f------ gone I'm gonna f------ kill him REPLY

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Anon sympathises with Greek Gods | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)12:22:43 No.872853883 > Be Hades > A major ancient Greek god from the first generation of Olympians > Defeat the Titans > Zeus got the sky > Poseidon got the sea > Hades got a hole on the 58 KB JPG ground > I'm here to support you, Mr. Hades > Life ain't fair, so let's struggle together
: Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)12:22:43 No.872853883 > Be Hades > A major ancient Greek god from the first generation of Olympians > Defeat the Titans > Zeus got the sky > Poseidon got the sea > Hades got a hole on the 58 KB JPG ground > I'm here to support you, Mr. Hades > Life ain't fair, so let's struggle together

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Anon in the supermarket | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 745713917 1 hr ago •.. > Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little s---- in supermarkets. > Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. > But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c---- that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. > Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f------ skin, too. > This was when the gears started turning. > The moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s---'s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c--- he is. >I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "S---! S---!." > Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. Не arted shouting "F---! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! F---!." > By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying. > Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. > Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say > "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm. I'm F------ HIV POSITIVE." > And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. > The brat knows he just f----- up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. > She just stares at me wide eyed. >I walk away from them, buy my s--- from the wide eyed cashier > All the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. > And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c--- she is. >I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that s--.
Anonymous | 745713917 1 hr ago •.. > Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little s---- in supermarkets. > Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. > But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c---- that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. > Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f------ skin, too. > This was when the gears started turning. > The moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s---'s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c--- he is. >I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "S---! S---!." > Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. Не arted shouting "F---! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! F---!." > By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying. > Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. > Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say > "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm. I'm F------ HIV POSITIVE." > And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. > The brat knows he just f----- up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. > She just stares at me wide eyed. >I walk away from them, buy my s--- from the wide eyed cashier > All the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. > And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c--- she is. >I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that s--.

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Anon gets roasted to death | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49010892 0 min. ago •. Anon buys condoms > Be me > 19 years old at store with my dad > There to buy things to help his mother do yard work > While he checks out, I go to another register to buy condoms, just in case I wake up not an incel tomorrow > He finishes sooner than expected > I'm about to buy them > "Anon, why are you buying those? You're never gonna need them" > My dad roasting me in front of cashier girl 8/10 qt > "None of your business" I reply > Cashier girl chirps in, "I'm not gonna sell these to you, l'll save you the trip 12.6 kB JPG to return them" >mfw qt and dad double over laughing Pic related REPLY
Anonymous | 49010892 0 min. ago •. Anon buys condoms > Be me > 19 years old at store with my dad > There to buy things to help his mother do yard work > While he checks out, I go to another register to buy condoms, just in case I wake up not an incel tomorrow > He finishes sooner than expected > I'm about to buy them > "Anon, why are you buying those? You're never gonna need them" > My dad roasting me in front of cashier girl 8/10 qt > "None of your business" I reply > Cashier girl chirps in, "I'm not gonna sell these to you, l'll save you the trip 12.6 kB JPG to return them" >mfw qt and dad double over laughing Pic related REPLY

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