Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon bonds with his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 138 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:12:36 No.80550207 >be me >8th grade at the time >back when DSL and large desktop family computers were a thing >friend comes over >tells him about my discovery of e sex >really im just f------ with him >he gets super into it >devise a plan >get my cousin to pretend to be a girl >he messages my friend on a chat room >asks to have e sex >hes excited to lose his e virginity >dying laughing as my friend types out what he wants >mostly just wants to be dominated and pegged >friend takes d--- out >w--.jpg >leave room >30 minutes later dad comes in >why you not playing with your friend >dad has hot Asian baby sitter with him >locks me in room with friend >f--- >sit in corner under blanket while my friend jerks off to my cousins messages >friend finishes and gets c-- all over the computer desk >nothing to clean it up with so it just dries there >finally get out of room only for dad to yell at me for c------ on the computer desk >try to explain but mom comes home and tells me the babysitter and c-- desk is our secret >bond with dad a little bit more Anonymous 131 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:15:47 No.80550234 >>80550207 (OP) # Oh my GOD... This is one of those threads that appear on youtube and reddit... IM HERE!! INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!!
Anonymous 138 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:12:36 No.80550207 >be me >8th grade at the time >back when DSL and large desktop family computers were a thing >friend comes over >tells him about my discovery of e sex >really im just f------ with him >he gets super into it >devise a plan >get my cousin to pretend to be a girl >he messages my friend on a chat room >asks to have e sex >hes excited to lose his e virginity >dying laughing as my friend types out what he wants >mostly just wants to be dominated and pegged >friend takes d--- out >w--.jpg >leave room >30 minutes later dad comes in >why you not playing with your friend >dad has hot Asian baby sitter with him >locks me in room with friend >f--- >sit in corner under blanket while my friend jerks off to my cousins messages >friend finishes and gets c-- all over the computer desk >nothing to clean it up with so it just dries there >finally get out of room only for dad to yell at me for c------ on the computer desk >try to explain but mom comes home and tells me the babysitter and c-- desk is our secret >bond with dad a little bit more Anonymous 131 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:15:47 No.80550234 >>80550207 (OP) # Oh my GOD... This is one of those threads that appear on youtube and reddit... IM HERE!! INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!!

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Spend Wisely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 443 KB PNG 03/04/25(Tue)21:33:15 No.208497763 >>208497730 # >wins $300 >buys safe for $300 >no money to put in the safe
Anonymous 443 KB PNG 03/04/25(Tue)21:33:15 No.208497763 >>208497730 # >wins $300 >buys safe for $300 >no money to put in the safe

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn't like boomers | /r/Greentext

Working with boomers Anonymous 03/06/25(Thu)23:24:55 No.80547575 [Reply] >>80547792 >>80547866 >"anon grab that thing and bring it here" >"What thing?" >"That thing over there, grab it and bring it here and be quick i don't have time to waste" >Grab what i think he means and bring it to him >"Anon what the f--- are you doing? Not that thing God damn it, that other thing right there! Don't make me waste my f------ time!" Seriously why the f--- do they do this? Is it a s--- test? Am i supposed to read their minds?
Working with boomers Anonymous 03/06/25(Thu)23:24:55 No.80547575 [Reply] >>80547792 >>80547866 >"anon grab that thing and bring it here" >"What thing?" >"That thing over there, grab it and bring it here and be quick i don't have time to waste" >Grab what i think he means and bring it to him >"Anon what the f--- are you doing? Not that thing God damn it, that other thing right there! Don't make me waste my f------ time!" Seriously why the f--- do they do this? Is it a s--- test? Am i supposed to read their minds?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Marvel rival gooners. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)05:35:27 No.704084428 1740583990520471.jpg 111 KB JPG This is what games look like when they're not made by leftists
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)05:35:27 No.704084428 1740583990520471.jpg 111 KB JPG This is what games look like when they're not made by leftists

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon notices something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon got what he asked for | /r/Greentext

31 KB JPG >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.
31 KB JPG >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Which one do you want? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)19:05:23 No.704208129 what devs think what gamers gamers want A actually want 1738689203049405.jpg 128 KB JPG Is this really asking for too much? : Anonymous >>704208129 (OP) # 02/28/25(Fri)19:06:38 No.704208213 >what devs want gamers to want fixed
: Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)19:05:23 No.704208129 what devs think what gamers gamers want A actually want 1738689203049405.jpg 128 KB JPG Is this really asking for too much? : Anonymous >>704208129 (OP) # 02/28/25(Fri)19:06:38 No.704208213 >what devs want gamers to want fixed

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Shitpost (OC) [5-min Doodle] Fake/Gay Analysis Machine | /r/Greentext

CB 813 THOUGHT COLLECTION & DECODE I-37486 G MADE IN CANAL THE Kio FAKE/GAY ANALYSIS B CHAN-OS FAKE:- GAY:
CB 813 THOUGHT COLLECTION & DECODE I-37486 G MADE IN CANAL THE Kio FAKE/GAY ANALYSIS B CHAN-OS FAKE:- GAY:

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon makes an interesting point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 60 KB JPG (cowboys) 10/24/18(Wed)19:24:47 No.436340961 revolvers are the katana of guns prove me wrong >obscenely strong in every game they're featured in >their wielders were heavily romanticized like samurai >simplistic design >only popular because of how they are portrayed in media >fedoralord's firearm of choice
Anonymous 60 KB JPG (cowboys) 10/24/18(Wed)19:24:47 No.436340961 revolvers are the katana of guns prove me wrong >obscenely strong in every game they're featured in >their wielders were heavily romanticized like samurai >simplistic design >only popular because of how they are portrayed in media >fedoralord's firearm of choice

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is too autistic for the Club | /r/Greentext

Anonymous too autistic for the club 2.83 MB WEBM >music is too loud >too many people 03/06/25(Thu)12:28:43 No.80543020 >be me >24 years old virgin >normie friends convince me to go to the club >at the club >get nervous >inside >sensory overload >ass and t--- jiggling everywhere >friends drag me to the dance floor >mature drunk Latina is grinding her ass into me >grabs my hands and puts them on her massive t--- >panic kicks in >I turned around and leave her and my friends on the dance floor >go out the club >drive home >friends call me because I was the driver of the evening >ignore the calls >get home and fap myself to sleep >this was 2 weeks ago >friends ask me if I am gay and what is my problem >one friend got the number of the woman I was dancing with >apparently she is some single mom that he is f------ now on the regular basis >the feeling of regret grows stronger everyday You know what bros? I think the normies might be right. Maybe its not society but us who are too retarded to get p----
Anonymous too autistic for the club 2.83 MB WEBM >music is too loud >too many people 03/06/25(Thu)12:28:43 No.80543020 >be me >24 years old virgin >normie friends convince me to go to the club >at the club >get nervous >inside >sensory overload >ass and t--- jiggling everywhere >friends drag me to the dance floor >mature drunk Latina is grinding her ass into me >grabs my hands and puts them on her massive t--- >panic kicks in >I turned around and leave her and my friends on the dance floor >go out the club >drive home >friends call me because I was the driver of the evening >ignore the calls >get home and fap myself to sleep >this was 2 weeks ago >friends ask me if I am gay and what is my problem >one friend got the number of the woman I was dancing with >apparently she is some single mom that he is f------ now on the regular basis >the feeling of regret grows stronger everyday You know what bros? I think the normies might be right. Maybe its not society but us who are too retarded to get p----

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Mexicanon talks about bees | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: W8HXfxJS)[⚫ 26 KB JPG 02/26/17(Sun)12:39:27 No.114395656 >works hard, builds, gathers, lives and dies for its race >stings only when threatened >mostly just wants to be left alone >responds swiftly and with little mercy toward invaders Are bees white? 12 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: 98L75ldK)M View Thread 02/26/17(Sun)12:46:31 No.114396439 >>114395656 (OP) # >world bee population is slowly dying >(((wasp))) population is steadily growing
Anonymous (ID: W8HXfxJS)[⚫ 26 KB JPG 02/26/17(Sun)12:39:27 No.114395656 >works hard, builds, gathers, lives and dies for its race >stings only when threatened >mostly just wants to be left alone >responds swiftly and with little mercy toward invaders Are bees white? 12 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: 98L75ldK)M View Thread 02/26/17(Sun)12:46:31 No.114396439 >>114395656 (OP) # >world bee population is slowly dying >(((wasp))) population is steadily growing

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Interesting dichotomy | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: drm8Vmja) 03/06/25(Thu)20:12:23 No.499577068 USA 1558498162901.png 16 KB PNG >spent the last 10 years complaining Europeans aren't paying enough on their militaries >Euros start to spend on their defence >Now telling Europeans they're starting WW3 and that Russians are totally peaceful and misunderstood Which is it?
⠀ Anonymous (ID: drm8Vmja) 03/06/25(Thu)20:12:23 No.499577068 USA 1558498162901.png 16 KB PNG >spent the last 10 years complaining Europeans aren't paying enough on their militaries >Euros start to spend on their defence >Now telling Europeans they're starting WW3 and that Russians are totally peaceful and misunderstood Which is it?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon smells boogers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/25(Tue)21:17:41 No.208497552 124 KB JPG >inhale >can't smell boogers >pick nose >hold booger up to nostril >can clearly smell it
Anonymous 03/04/25(Tue)21:17:41 No.208497552 124 KB JPG >inhale >can't smell boogers >pick nose >hold booger up to nostril >can clearly smell it

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

The way home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 176 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)00:23:50 No.80536876 >be in break room at work >notice only two coworkers have delicious looking home cooked meals every time >even get extra baked goods to share sometimes >rest of us have boring sandwiches or uber eats >first coworker is passport bro with filipina and fully grown kids >second coworker is Catholic with black wife, already in his 30s with kid number 5 >rest of coworkers are single or have white wives Is/bleached/ the only way moving forward?
Anonymous 176 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)00:23:50 No.80536876 >be in break room at work >notice only two coworkers have delicious looking home cooked meals every time >even get extra baked goods to share sometimes >rest of us have boring sandwiches or uber eats >first coworker is passport bro with filipina and fully grown kids >second coworker is Catholic with black wife, already in his 30s with kid number 5 >rest of coworkers are single or have white wives Is/bleached/ the only way moving forward?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Rainy days | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.
Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

why is this? | /r/Greentext

②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?
②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext