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Anonymous 06/13/15(Sat)11:22:09 No.621492508 >>621489589 (OP) # >be Czech >15 >having the d--- masturbate >a girl love me asked for the f--- >we f------ >her breasts grew to the f--- >she putting my d--- in mouth >feeling the c-- >sorry to in mouth >marry her >having the kid >Still having the f--- apologize for bad english >>621492743 # >>621492822 # >>621493035 #
Anonymous 06/13/15(Sat)11:22:09 No.621492508 >>621489589 (OP) # >be Czech >15 >having the d--- masturbate >a girl love me asked for the f--- >we f------ >her breasts grew to the f--- >she putting my d--- in mouth >feeling the c-- >sorry to in mouth >marry her >having the kid >Still having the f--- apologize for bad english >>621492743 # >>621492822 # >>621493035 #

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Anon opens up to his girlfriend (noob lol) | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)13:50:12 No.874217538 >>874217696 >>874218782 >>874219047 >>874219113 >>874219217 >>874219486 >>874220608 >>874222092 >>874222868 >be me >4/10 >somehow get in relationship with amazing sweet 9/10 qt (probably cause she has major self image issues) >be together for 5+ years >thinking about marriage >also be me >had a lot of trauma in the past >become sexually submissive as a result >mask for 5 years but not well enough >sex is a little awkward >she knows something is off and starts pestering me to open up to her >refuse for 5+ years >finally cave and tell her everything last week >she promises she doesnt see me any differently >quickly becomes more distant >starts shying away from my touch >be today >she breaks things off because things "arent working out" its over its so f------ over im going to f------ kill myself. i never should have trusted her to not dump me the moment i showed any weakness because thats just how women are. also f--- you reddit this is not for your amusement, please kill yourself you n------. Anonymous (ID: 7wbvzvHM ) E03/21/22(Mon)08:18:12 No.368455982 >>368427530 I think this was the start of the downfall in my previous relationship. I opened up about my depression and from that moment on I think I was far weaker in her eyes. I think women look for a father figure in their husband and I cant imagine any father bitching about their weaknesses to their daughters. Maybe stoicism was the solution for this life all along. But im an incel, what do I know
O Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)13:50:12 No.874217538 >>874217696 >>874218782 >>874219047 >>874219113 >>874219217 >>874219486 >>874220608 >>874222092 >>874222868 >be me >4/10 >somehow get in relationship with amazing sweet 9/10 qt (probably cause she has major self image issues) >be together for 5+ years >thinking about marriage >also be me >had a lot of trauma in the past >become sexually submissive as a result >mask for 5 years but not well enough >sex is a little awkward >she knows something is off and starts pestering me to open up to her >refuse for 5+ years >finally cave and tell her everything last week >she promises she doesnt see me any differently >quickly becomes more distant >starts shying away from my touch >be today >she breaks things off because things "arent working out" its over its so f------ over im going to f------ kill myself. i never should have trusted her to not dump me the moment i showed any weakness because thats just how women are. also f--- you reddit this is not for your amusement, please kill yourself you n------. Anonymous (ID: 7wbvzvHM ) E03/21/22(Mon)08:18:12 No.368455982 >>368427530 I think this was the start of the downfall in my previous relationship. I opened up about my depression and from that moment on I think I was far weaker in her eyes. I think women look for a father figure in their husband and I cant imagine any father bitching about their weaknesses to their daughters. Maybe stoicism was the solution for this life all along. But im an incel, what do I know

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Anon does a little tomfoolery | /r/Greentext

>got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance away >we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home 85 KB JPG >he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of day every day >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a s------- for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping >toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag >wait until it's time for brother's walk >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys >know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast >toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast >escape once they're done >make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing >make it to home, start gaming >25 minutes later I get a text "I don't know how or why you've done this but I will f------ end you."
>got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance away >we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home 85 KB JPG >he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of day every day >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a s------- for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping >toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag >wait until it's time for brother's walk >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys >know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast >toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast >escape once they're done >make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing >make it to home, start gaming >25 minutes later I get a text "I don't know how or why you've done this but I will f------ end you."

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Anon wears make up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/19(Fri)10:01:52 No.789087152 >be me >always felt like I should've been a woman >one day while I was sitting in the living room with my parents it really gets to me >I get up and go to the upstairs 195 KB JPG bathroom, put my moms make up on >feelsgood.wav >come back down stairs with make up on >this is it, I'm gonna tell them >as I turn the corner to the living room I hear my parents talking >my mom says "anon is just a little awkward, he's just young" >my dad says "yeah....you're right, at least he isn't some kind of Faggo-“ >mfw when they turn and see me in make up >mfw my dad hasn't talked to me in 2 days and just looks collosally disappointed every time he sees me
: Anonymous 01/04/19(Fri)10:01:52 No.789087152 >be me >always felt like I should've been a woman >one day while I was sitting in the living room with my parents it really gets to me >I get up and go to the upstairs 195 KB JPG bathroom, put my moms make up on >feelsgood.wav >come back down stairs with make up on >this is it, I'm gonna tell them >as I turn the corner to the living room I hear my parents talking >my mom says "anon is just a little awkward, he's just young" >my dad says "yeah....you're right, at least he isn't some kind of Faggo-“ >mfw when they turn and see me in make up >mfw my dad hasn't talked to me in 2 days and just looks collosally disappointed every time he sees me

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Anon tries makeup. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:02:00 No.68215123 >be me >have gf, life is good >gf oftentimes complains about makeup being difficult to put on, taking too long etc >be good bf and act sympathetic >think to myself makeup cant be harder than painting minis >ffw to today 39 KB JPG >gf is gone for uni >finish painting my primaris eliminator squad >whatnow.jpg >remember gf bitching about makeup >decide to put her makeup on myself >its easy af >first the primer ("foundation" in makeup speak) >put on eyeshadow, colours are easy af to combine and blend >put on mascara >have a raging erection the whole time what is the meaning of this robobros
Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:02:00 No.68215123 >be me >have gf, life is good >gf oftentimes complains about makeup being difficult to put on, taking too long etc >be good bf and act sympathetic >think to myself makeup cant be harder than painting minis >ffw to today 39 KB JPG >gf is gone for uni >finish painting my primaris eliminator squad >whatnow.jpg >remember gf bitching about makeup >decide to put her makeup on myself >its easy af >first the primer ("foundation" in makeup speak) >put on eyeshadow, colours are easy af to combine and blend >put on mascara >have a raging erection the whole time what is the meaning of this robobros

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Anon meets an old friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)15:43:00 No.68213729 >be me >go to my friend's house >another guy is there >he says my name, then shakes my hand >i reply "oh nice, we have the same name" >mfw he was my old friend for years and i couldn't recognize him >mfw he has a different name, so he just 31 KB JPG called me >mfw i'm retarded i till remember this sometimes
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)15:43:00 No.68213729 >be me >go to my friend's house >another guy is there >he says my name, then shakes my hand >i reply "oh nice, we have the same name" >mfw he was my old friend for years and i couldn't recognize him >mfw he has a different name, so he just 31 KB JPG called me >mfw i'm retarded i till remember this sometimes

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Anon leaves a review on steam | /r/Greentext

1574216726259.png 344 KB PNG >Leave a steam review on a small game bashing it with negative rating >Dev replies
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Anon is different | /r/Greentext

File: 1649040267778.png (3 KB, 30x30) U Fembot Thread Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)06:06:24 No.68208444 >>68211153 >>68212514 List 10 things about men that give you the ick Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)06:13:39 No.68208524 D 2268208847 226820895 >he owns 2 pairs of shoes >he reheats his coffee in the microwave >he keeps medication in the bathroom >he has zits on his thighs >he has curly hair >he wears flipflops >his kitchen is too tidy >he owns a lizard >he has black, navy, or hunter green bedsheets >he drinks beer straight from the can Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)06:38:44 No.68208847 D 2>68209004 File: maxresdefault jpg (70 KB, 1280x720) >>68208524 >he owns 2 pairs of shoes i own 2 pairs of shoes >he reheats his coffee in the microwave i dont drink coffee, i drink energy drinks >he keeps medication in the bathroom keep it next to my bed >he has zits on his thighs rarely >he has curly hair big curls only because i have long hair >he wears flipflops i wear flipflops when im too lazy to put on socks >his kitchen is too tidy my kitchen is always a f------ disaster >he owns a lizard who the f--- owns lizards >he has black, navy, or hunter green bedsheets i uh rarely put on bedsheets but when i do they are white >he drinks beer straight from the can i dont drink beer so.? ladies??? im single btw haha
File: 1649040267778.png (3 KB, 30x30) U Fembot Thread Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)06:06:24 No.68208444 >>68211153 >>68212514 List 10 things about men that give you the ick Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)06:13:39 No.68208524 D 2268208847 226820895 >he owns 2 pairs of shoes >he reheats his coffee in the microwave >he keeps medication in the bathroom >he has zits on his thighs >he has curly hair >he wears flipflops >his kitchen is too tidy >he owns a lizard >he has black, navy, or hunter green bedsheets >he drinks beer straight from the can Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)06:38:44 No.68208847 D 2>68209004 File: maxresdefault jpg (70 KB, 1280x720) >>68208524 >he owns 2 pairs of shoes i own 2 pairs of shoes >he reheats his coffee in the microwave i dont drink coffee, i drink energy drinks >he keeps medication in the bathroom keep it next to my bed >he has zits on his thighs rarely >he has curly hair big curls only because i have long hair >he wears flipflops i wear flipflops when im too lazy to put on socks >his kitchen is too tidy my kitchen is always a f------ disaster >he owns a lizard who the f--- owns lizards >he has black, navy, or hunter green bedsheets i uh rarely put on bedsheets but when i do they are white >he drinks beer straight from the can i dont drink beer so.? ladies??? im single btw haha

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anon kills a man | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)11:50:00 No.845062302 >be me >at mall >taking s--- in restroom >hear door open >guy goes 'jesus f---- >hear door close 11 KB JPG >hear what sounds like profuse vomiting just outside door >hear someone scream 'call 911!" >scared.png >stay in stall >15 minutes later hear ambulance sirens >hear someone say 'don't you die on me you bastard' >hear 'clear!' And what sounds like shocking >goes on for 5 minutes >hear 'call it, death 2:30 pm' Still in stall
I Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)11:50:00 No.845062302 >be me >at mall >taking s--- in restroom >hear door open >guy goes 'jesus f---- >hear door close 11 KB JPG >hear what sounds like profuse vomiting just outside door >hear someone scream 'call 911!" >scared.png >stay in stall >15 minutes later hear ambulance sirens >hear someone say 'don't you die on me you bastard' >hear 'clear!' And what sounds like shocking >goes on for 5 minutes >hear 'call it, death 2:30 pm' Still in stall

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anon has wires | /r/Greentext

File: 1648687347683.jpg (5 KB, 250x187) Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)03:43:05 No.86284406 >>86284428 >>86284589 >>86284605 >>86284634 >>86284639 >>86284956 >>86287913 >>86287940 >>86288066 >>86289339 >>86289875 >buy wireless device >look inside >wires
File: 1648687347683.jpg (5 KB, 250x187) Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)03:43:05 No.86284406 >>86284428 >>86284589 >>86284605 >>86284634 >>86284639 >>86284956 >>86287913 >>86287940 >>86288066 >>86289339 >>86289875 >buy wireless device >look inside >wires

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Anon works in a supermarket | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)14:00:29 No.876265760 story from today >be me, working in large supermaket >6am start, kinda sucks but finish at midday >taking big cart full of stock from warehouse to store shelves 158 KB JPG >this thing is real heavy, probably like 30 crates of fruit, veg etc, a good 300lbs/ 130kg, and about 6foot4 high >come into the store thru back door >little girl about 5 or 6 with her mom walking in front of me >she likes the big cart of food, thinks its cool >points and cheers at me >follow her down the isle so she can see me pull the big cart >shes clapping and cheering me on >i speed up >mfw im the cool cart guy to her >smile at her then i have to go back to work >made my shift a little bit better and probably made her day a bit more exciting its the little things fellas
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)14:00:29 No.876265760 story from today >be me, working in large supermaket >6am start, kinda sucks but finish at midday >taking big cart full of stock from warehouse to store shelves 158 KB JPG >this thing is real heavy, probably like 30 crates of fruit, veg etc, a good 300lbs/ 130kg, and about 6foot4 high >come into the store thru back door >little girl about 5 or 6 with her mom walking in front of me >she likes the big cart of food, thinks its cool >points and cheers at me >follow her down the isle so she can see me pull the big cart >shes clapping and cheering me on >i speed up >mfw im the cool cart guy to her >smile at her then i have to go back to work >made my shift a little bit better and probably made her day a bit more exciting its the little things fellas

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [OAuto] File: image_2022-04-14_012707068.png (10 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)08:28:27 No.68210095 >>68210674 >>68210694 >Finish uni homework late at night >Suddenly get the urge to s--- >S--- a whole toilet bowl worth of s--- >Roommate is fast asleep >Don't want to wake him by flushing >idea.png >'l get up early in the morning and flush at a reasonable time before he wakes up >Go to sleep >Wake up at 6 AM >Check toilet >Empty >.. >Bowl is empty I forgot people sometimes get up to pee at night. So what happens now?
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [OAuto] File: image_2022-04-14_012707068.png (10 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)08:28:27 No.68210095 >>68210674 >>68210694 >Finish uni homework late at night >Suddenly get the urge to s--- >S--- a whole toilet bowl worth of s--- >Roommate is fast asleep >Don't want to wake him by flushing >idea.png >'l get up early in the morning and flush at a reasonable time before he wakes up >Go to sleep >Wake up at 6 AM >Check toilet >Empty >.. >Bowl is empty I forgot people sometimes get up to pee at night. So what happens now?

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)23:22:03 No.876233641 >Guy is being a d--- to his girlfriend on the bus >Would have ignored but ride was 45 minutes >Get p----- because they are loud >Set aside my disdain for women for a moment, white knight alert >Tell him that he's a c--- and to lay it 188 KB PNG off >Both of them start to get mad at me for intervening >The girl goes from "Stop it you are scaring me, please stop" to "You have nothing to do with it, what the f--- makes you think you can just blablabla" in 5 seconds Why do women. I am so f------ tired. >Tfw disdain turns into disgust Inb4 "But anon if she doesn't help her abuser in public she might get abused more! Shut the f--- up that's retarded. Leave??? F------ do anything except the thing you are doing???
: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)23:22:03 No.876233641 >Guy is being a d--- to his girlfriend on the bus >Would have ignored but ride was 45 minutes >Get p----- because they are loud >Set aside my disdain for women for a moment, white knight alert >Tell him that he's a c--- and to lay it 188 KB PNG off >Both of them start to get mad at me for intervening >The girl goes from "Stop it you are scaring me, please stop" to "You have nothing to do with it, what the f--- makes you think you can just blablabla" in 5 seconds Why do women. I am so f------ tired. >Tfw disdain turns into disgust Inb4 "But anon if she doesn't help her abuser in public she might get abused more! Shut the f--- up that's retarded. Leave??? F------ do anything except the thing you are doing???

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Anon taking special ed classes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)02:27:55 No.63732497 >be me in 2008 >8 year old fat f--- >in tard class cause ADHD can ODAY IS THE DAY suck a fat one >Get done with work Fuckyeah.avi >Lay my head down to nap 17 KB JPG >Hear "DATS MUH LEGO!" and a loud crash Fuckno.jpg >Pick my head up to see a tard throw a god damn desk at another kid Ohdisgonbegood >kid with tard strength jumps out the window and books it Ohshit.fla Later found out that a bipolar kid snatched a lego from mega tard.
: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)02:27:55 No.63732497 >be me in 2008 >8 year old fat f--- >in tard class cause ADHD can ODAY IS THE DAY suck a fat one >Get done with work Fuckyeah.avi >Lay my head down to nap 17 KB JPG >Hear "DATS MUH LEGO!" and a loud crash Fuckno.jpg >Pick my head up to see a tard throw a god damn desk at another kid Ohdisgonbegood >kid with tard strength jumps out the window and books it Ohshit.fla Later found out that a bipolar kid snatched a lego from mega tard.

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Anon hates his patients | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2022-04-05 6.1(...).png (89 KB, 343x274) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)18:18:28 No.875768159 > Be me > General Practitioner > 1/4th of my clientele are degenerates informing me of their disgusting habits and fetishes, asking what the consequentiality is of these activities are on their overall health > One guy is really into buttstuff, asks me if he can eat s--- and get an STD, or if it only matters if it's a product of penetrative sex; asks me about butt anatomy to get the best orgasm, asks me if his sexual acts are too much for his butthole to handle, asks my opinion on the best a--- sex toys. > Another guy calls me up like 3 times a week asking me if it's safe to smoke or inhale chemicals and OC drugs; Tylenol, Advil, foot fungus spray, the various chemical by-products he finds in his line of work, always tell him the same speel, "I would recommend against it, strongly." I f------ hate my job.
File: Screenshot 2022-04-05 6.1(...).png (89 KB, 343x274) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)18:18:28 No.875768159 > Be me > General Practitioner > 1/4th of my clientele are degenerates informing me of their disgusting habits and fetishes, asking what the consequentiality is of these activities are on their overall health > One guy is really into buttstuff, asks me if he can eat s--- and get an STD, or if it only matters if it's a product of penetrative sex; asks me about butt anatomy to get the best orgasm, asks me if his sexual acts are too much for his butthole to handle, asks my opinion on the best a--- sex toys. > Another guy calls me up like 3 times a week asking me if it's safe to smoke or inhale chemicals and OC drugs; Tylenol, Advil, foot fungus spray, the various chemical by-products he finds in his line of work, always tell him the same speel, "I would recommend against it, strongly." I f------ hate my job.

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Anon gets heightpill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:06:24 No.876263120 > be me > 5'11" > got roasted for being a manlet king here > when I am in public I am taller than I 75% of men 8 KB JPG > mfw 75% of men are manlets > mfw what > mfw height pill is such a b------- lol
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:06:24 No.876263120 > be me > 5'11" > got roasted for being a manlet king here > when I am in public I am taller than I 75% of men 8 KB JPG > mfw 75% of men are manlets > mfw what > mfw height pill is such a b------- lol

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Anon wears pink | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:38:27 No.49751148 >>49751212 >>49750349 O Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:08:40 No.49750349 > >>49751148 File: jpg (43 KB, 500x338) How f----- up do you have to be to be wearing a pink shirt in an infected biohazard area? >You guys are idiots, the virus is gonna be looking for guys in biohazard suits
Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:38:27 No.49751148 >>49751212 >>49750349 O Anonymous 10/20/14(Mon)13:08:40 No.49750349 > >>49751148 File: jpg (43 KB, 500x338) How f----- up do you have to be to be wearing a pink shirt in an infected biohazard area? >You guys are idiots, the virus is gonna be looking for guys in biohazard suits

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/pol/ska doesn't understand girl power | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: sbMfHILk 04/13/22(Wed)19:03:02 No.372626953 Prime Minister of Sweden: female Prime Minister of Iceland: female Prime Minister of Finland: female Prime Minister of Denmark: female Prime Minister of Estonia: female (pic rel) Prime Minister of Lithuania: female 51 KB JPG What the F--- is up with Northern Europeans and women leaders? : Anonymous (ID: ef7efd9u 04/13/22(Wed)19:04:54 No.372627134 © AP 1649715880707.jpg| 125 KB JPG >>372626953 (OP) # new wives for the ruler of the european empire >>372627550 # >>372627708 # >>372628327 # >>372631863 # Anonymous (ID: 76JF7M/t) E : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:10:05 No.372627708 >>372627134 # >you are such a disgusting woman. Just >>3726269 That's just i look at you. Not even 60 years old. Literally unfuckable : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:06:28 No 372627299
: Anonymous (ID: sbMfHILk 04/13/22(Wed)19:03:02 No.372626953 Prime Minister of Sweden: female Prime Minister of Iceland: female Prime Minister of Finland: female Prime Minister of Denmark: female Prime Minister of Estonia: female (pic rel) Prime Minister of Lithuania: female 51 KB JPG What the F--- is up with Northern Europeans and women leaders? : Anonymous (ID: ef7efd9u 04/13/22(Wed)19:04:54 No.372627134 © AP 1649715880707.jpg| 125 KB JPG >>372626953 (OP) # new wives for the ruler of the european empire >>372627550 # >>372627708 # >>372628327 # >>372631863 # Anonymous (ID: 76JF7M/t) E : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:10:05 No.372627708 >>372627134 # >you are such a disgusting woman. Just >>3726269 That's just i look at you. Not even 60 years old. Literally unfuckable : Anonymou 04/13/22(Wed)19:06:28 No 372627299

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Inside the mind of anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:00 No.876241007 Why are you so bitter? 58 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:56 No.876241052 There's p--- in my frog board 27 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:53:38 No.876241078 >>876241007 (OP) # When I was in elementary school no one ever noticed my light up sneakers and from then on I hated everyone.
: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:00 No.876241007 Why are you so bitter? 58 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:52:56 No.876241052 There's p--- in my frog board 27 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)19:53:38 No.876241078 >>876241007 (OP) # When I was in elementary school no one ever noticed my light up sneakers and from then on I hated everyone.

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Anon scares me | /r/Greentext

File: photo-1608745128320-9291d(...).jpg (68 KB, 1000x667) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)06:56:48 No.874830038 > Ilike to hang outside of bars late at night, wait for women to exit, and then make sure that they know I'm following them. I'lldon picrel, but with dark sunglasses. I'm 250 pounds, 6'3 1/2. I'll usually only do this for 5 minutes at a time, but the most I've done it is for 20. The sheer panic they exude is so f------ funny. You can see it in the way they walk, how their breathing changes, the way they look back every 15 seconds, fake conversations on their phone, walk in circles, and sometimes they'll even latch on to some random dude and act like they know the person, though the funniest thing that they do sometimes is run away screaming. I don't plan on doing them any harm, I just walk in the same general direction as them and keep the exact same pace and it is easily the funnest thing I've ever done. I've been doing it since I was like 14 and I'm now 20 almost 21. I've done it to hundreds of women, easily. No harm will ever come to you, and they never call the police, because if they did they know (if I actually wanted to hurt them) that that would be a first-class ticket to expediting the process.
File: photo-1608745128320-9291d(...).jpg (68 KB, 1000x667) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)06:56:48 No.874830038 > Ilike to hang outside of bars late at night, wait for women to exit, and then make sure that they know I'm following them. I'lldon picrel, but with dark sunglasses. I'm 250 pounds, 6'3 1/2. I'll usually only do this for 5 minutes at a time, but the most I've done it is for 20. The sheer panic they exude is so f------ funny. You can see it in the way they walk, how their breathing changes, the way they look back every 15 seconds, fake conversations on their phone, walk in circles, and sometimes they'll even latch on to some random dude and act like they know the person, though the funniest thing that they do sometimes is run away screaming. I don't plan on doing them any harm, I just walk in the same general direction as them and keep the exact same pace and it is easily the funnest thing I've ever done. I've been doing it since I was like 14 and I'm now 20 almost 21. I've done it to hundreds of women, easily. No harm will ever come to you, and they never call the police, because if they did they know (if I actually wanted to hurt them) that that would be a first-class ticket to expediting the process.

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