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Anonymous 08/22/18 (Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 1 Reply 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw View Thread : Anonymous so dont be fat you fat idiot 08/22/18 (Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705
Anonymous 08/22/18 (Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 1 Reply 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw View Thread : Anonymous so dont be fat you fat idiot 08/22/18 (Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705

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Anons "friend" has a fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/29/18 (Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 59 KB PNG >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is doing with me >I'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw
Anonymous 08/29/18 (Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 59 KB PNG >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is doing with me >I'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:03:10 No.792689080 Got back from weird Valentine's date. 93 KB JPG >be me. 5'4" 103lb straight guy >forever alone in "friendzone" because of my size >6'4" bear at work says he'll take me out for dinner because he can tell I'm down. >fast forward end of night I'm sucking his d--- and he's telling me how hot I am >Never in life been told I'm hot F--- it. I guess I'm gay now.
Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:03:10 No.792689080 Got back from weird Valentine's date. 93 KB JPG >be me. 5'4" 103lb straight guy >forever alone in "friendzone" because of my size >6'4" bear at work says he'll take me out for dinner because he can tell I'm down. >fast forward end of night I'm sucking his d--- and he's telling me how hot I am >Never in life been told I'm hot F--- it. I guess I'm gay now.

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In haram's way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)03:37:36 No.70243683 >someone stole my sandwich for one week straight >ask HR for camera recording >it's Ahmed the Islam enjoyer >trap card: activated >make the pork as tendie as possible so it feels like chicken (40gr) >spread bacon grease on the both bread slice (7g) >2 drops of white wine alcohol 139 KB PNG >feed him for 8 months, he even brags about some infidels always prepare lunch for him so far he has consumed 7.680 kg (16.93 lbs) pork, 1.344 kg (2.96 lbs) of bacon grease and 1/9 of vinegar bottle. any Islamic scholars here know how deep in hell he is now? : Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)03:46:07 No.70243717 >Feeds a thief so the spirit world will take vengeance on him as a ghost You really showed that guy.
: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)03:37:36 No.70243683 >someone stole my sandwich for one week straight >ask HR for camera recording >it's Ahmed the Islam enjoyer >trap card: activated >make the pork as tendie as possible so it feels like chicken (40gr) >spread bacon grease on the both bread slice (7g) >2 drops of white wine alcohol 139 KB PNG >feed him for 8 months, he even brags about some infidels always prepare lunch for him so far he has consumed 7.680 kg (16.93 lbs) pork, 1.344 kg (2.96 lbs) of bacon grease and 1/9 of vinegar bottle. any Islamic scholars here know how deep in hell he is now? : Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)03:46:07 No.70243717 >Feeds a thief so the spirit world will take vengeance on him as a ghost You really showed that guy.

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Anon admits his mistake on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 231 KB PNG 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that I was wrong and thank person who provided a source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site
: Anonymous 231 KB PNG 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that I was wrong and thank person who provided a source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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Anon is horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #
: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #

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Anon is a solid 11/10 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 320 KB PNG 01/16/22(Sun)21:29:34 No.67025901 >2 years ago >watching movie with (at the time) best friend >scene where the main character kisses her best friend >she looks at me and goes "it must be weird to kiss your best friend" >"yeah i guess" >20 minutes of complete silence >she says "i gotta go" >she leaves and we never spoke again from 1 to 10 how retarded am i? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 320 KB PNG 01/16/22(Sun)21:29:34 No.67025901 >2 years ago >watching movie with (at the time) best friend >scene where the main character kisses her best friend >she looks at me and goes "it must be weird to kiss your best friend" >"yeah i guess" >20 minutes of complete silence >she says "i gotta go" >she leaves and we never spoke again from 1 to 10 how retarded am i? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Calmest 4Chan Driver | /r/Greentext

49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re. 2 Img JPG 42KB (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home ... I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this?
49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re. 2 Img JPG 42KB (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home ... I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this?

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anon asks a rhetorical question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cassowary thread Guy Verkroost 06/12/22(Sun)16:01:52 No.4203921 Cappoin CassowaryCorner-1434053312626626566-20210904_101847-img1.jpg 485 KB JPG Would you go on a picnic with a cassowary?
Anonymous Cassowary thread Guy Verkroost 06/12/22(Sun)16:01:52 No.4203921 Cappoin CassowaryCorner-1434053312626626566-20210904_101847-img1.jpg 485 KB JPG Would you go on a picnic with a cassowary?

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Anon hasn’t showered a long time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6xZOA/Vb 202 KB JPG 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?
Anonymous (ID: 6xZOA/Vb 202 KB JPG 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

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Anon regrets a hookup | /r/Greentext

Mentally and Physically I'm this pie 61 KB JPG >Met a girl over the weekend dressed as Ms Frizzle from the Magic School Bus GOD DAMN IT. >I'm dressed up as Quailman from Doug >We hit it off and end up going back to her apartment >End up f------ >She tells me by text today that she's an escort >I 69'd an escort >Going today to get tested
Mentally and Physically I'm this pie 61 KB JPG >Met a girl over the weekend dressed as Ms Frizzle from the Magic School Bus GOD DAMN IT. >I'm dressed up as Quailman from Doug >We hit it off and end up going back to her apartment >End up f------ >She tells me by text today that she's an escort >I 69'd an escort >Going today to get tested

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Hitting the limit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 808 KB JPG 09/04/21 (Sat)13:49:50 No.65256669 >"Men can't change!" >"People never change!" >"A leopard never changes its spots!" >these are all common phrases >however... >my grandfather stopped beating up Grandmother when he was around 42 or 43 years old (they married when he was 23) >he died at 85, and in the remaining second half of his life NEVER hit her again even a single time >she died when he was 80, so he had around 38 years to hit her, but he never ever did How will ever "people can never change" cucks ever recover? btfo
: Anonymous 808 KB JPG 09/04/21 (Sat)13:49:50 No.65256669 >"Men can't change!" >"People never change!" >"A leopard never changes its spots!" >these are all common phrases >however... >my grandfather stopped beating up Grandmother when he was around 42 or 43 years old (they married when he was 23) >he died at 85, and in the remaining second half of his life NEVER hit her again even a single time >she died when he was 80, so he had around 38 years to hit her, but he never ever did How will ever "people can never change" cucks ever recover? btfo

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Anon wants more time with his gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.
Anonymous 17 KB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)22:26:40 No.68830688 >Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early because she wants to go home to take a poop >Confront her about it one day, telling her it's OK to use my bathroom to poop >She says she's too embarrassed about the possibility of stinking up my apartment. >Tell her just flush the minute poops hits the bowl, and there will be pretty much no smell. That the only reason bathrooms stink up is because people leave their poop in the bowl while they sit there or get up to wipe. >This is a huge revelation to her. She tries it out, and is amazed. Apparently I am the poop savior now. Women are silly.

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Anon is not very condident | /r/Greentext

2d (10/28 16:43). 17315706 19 Re. 1 Img.PNG 42KB (1680 x 1080) 12 Replies >get dressed >feel handsome and confident >look at myself in the mirror >see a handsome man in my reflection >feel good about myself >go out >feel like everyone is staring at me weirdly >look at myself in a window reflection or a mirror >a pathetic fool trying too hard stares back at me >feel like a clown
2d (10/28 16:43). 17315706 19 Re. 1 Img.PNG 42KB (1680 x 1080) 12 Replies >get dressed >feel handsome and confident >look at myself in the mirror >see a handsome man in my reflection >feel good about myself >go out >feel like everyone is staring at me weirdly >look at myself in a window reflection or a mirror >a pathetic fool trying too hard stares back at me >feel like a clown

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girl on WoW. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 150 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)08:06:59 No.67699733 Has a girl ever stopped talking to you after you showed your face to them on the internet? Anonymous >>67699733 (OP) Multiple times. One example: >meet girl (female) on WoW >hit it off and spend a month talking on the phone every night >she wants to trade pictures 03/08/22 (Tue)08:18:09 No.67699810 >she's a qt3.14 somehow w-- >send mine >raucous laughter erupts in the background from what I assume is a friend or sister >"that's what he looks like!?" >"oh my god hahaha" >phone hangs up >next day discover I've been thrown out of guild and blocked for 'harassing a female member'
Anonymous 150 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)08:06:59 No.67699733 Has a girl ever stopped talking to you after you showed your face to them on the internet? Anonymous >>67699733 (OP) Multiple times. One example: >meet girl (female) on WoW >hit it off and spend a month talking on the phone every night >she wants to trade pictures 03/08/22 (Tue)08:18:09 No.67699810 >she's a qt3.14 somehow w-- >send mine >raucous laughter erupts in the background from what I assume is a friend or sister >"that's what he looks like!?" >"oh my god hahaha" >phone hangs up >next day discover I've been thrown out of guild and blocked for 'harassing a female member'

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Anon gets his mom a gift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 208 KB JPG 11/01/22(Tue)11:16:03 No.888336521 >moms birthday coming up >11yo me wants to buy her a gift with my own money >can't figure out what to buy her >randomly remembered people in a movie or show talking about how good the book of Karma Sutra is >go to book store and find a book about Karma Sutra >old lady at the counter has no idea what it is so she rings me up and sends me on my way >I don't even open the book I just wrap it up and wait >come mom's birthday >I hand her the neatly wrapped book >she opens it and doesn't say a word for a few seconds >just has a confused look >"where the hell did you get this?" >think she's happy >end up going to therapy a few weeks later
: Anonymous 208 KB JPG 11/01/22(Tue)11:16:03 No.888336521 >moms birthday coming up >11yo me wants to buy her a gift with my own money >can't figure out what to buy her >randomly remembered people in a movie or show talking about how good the book of Karma Sutra is >go to book store and find a book about Karma Sutra >old lady at the counter has no idea what it is so she rings me up and sends me on my way >I don't even open the book I just wrap it up and wait >come mom's birthday >I hand her the neatly wrapped book >she opens it and doesn't say a word for a few seconds >just has a confused look >"where the hell did you get this?" >think she's happy >end up going to therapy a few weeks later

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anon tries to get weed 27 KB JPG 11/02/22(Wed)11:15:49 No.70825698 >be me 23y old autist >I only got weed from dark market cuz i have no connections with locals >Last order never came got scammed for 450 >Goes in grindr to ask locals about weed >Btw i aint gay >One dude told me to go to a specific cafeteria and ask for one young waitor >Wait outside for 1 hour just to plan my approach >Finally ask but the waitor seemed confused >Pfffff i said again some weed >He said he doesn't understand >I leave i asked again the same guy ...f--- acc is not active anymore >F--- again sober
: Anonymous Anon tries to get weed 27 KB JPG 11/02/22(Wed)11:15:49 No.70825698 >be me 23y old autist >I only got weed from dark market cuz i have no connections with locals >Last order never came got scammed for 450 >Goes in grindr to ask locals about weed >Btw i aint gay >One dude told me to go to a specific cafeteria and ask for one young waitor >Wait outside for 1 hour just to plan my approach >Finally ask but the waitor seemed confused >Pfffff i said again some weed >He said he doesn't understand >I leave i asked again the same guy ...f--- acc is not active anymore >F--- again sober

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Anon is suicidal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/08/14(Mon)20:06:46 No.15084767 >only know two numbers >domino's and suicide hotline >accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal >guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do >offers me a free pizza >>15084827 >>15084856 >>15084926 >>15084971 >mfw that kept my from killing myself that night >mfw domino's does a better job than the suicide hotline
Anonymous 12/08/14(Mon)20:06:46 No.15084767 >only know two numbers >domino's and suicide hotline >accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal >guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do >offers me a free pizza >>15084827 >>15084856 >>15084926 >>15084971 >mfw that kept my from killing myself that night >mfw domino's does a better job than the suicide hotline

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Elevator Conspiracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 141 KB JPG 07/20/21(Tue)11:26:46 No.64643822 : Anonymous >get in >door closes 232 KB JPG >?????????????? >on a new floor you retards really believe this s---? : Anonymous >>64643822 (OP) # >NOOOOO000 EVELATORS AREN'T PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS BECAUSE..... THEY JUST AREN'T OKKK?!!!??? 07/20/21(Tue)11:28:36 No.64643838 Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:29:32 No.64643846 >>64643822 (OP) # >not exclusively riding glass elevators 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64643873 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country how?
: Anonymous 141 KB JPG 07/20/21(Tue)11:26:46 No.64643822 : Anonymous >get in >door closes 232 KB JPG >?????????????? >on a new floor you retards really believe this s---? : Anonymous >>64643822 (OP) # >NOOOOO000 EVELATORS AREN'T PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS BECAUSE..... THEY JUST AREN'T OKKK?!!!??? 07/20/21(Tue)11:28:36 No.64643838 Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:29:32 No.64643846 >>64643822 (OP) # >not exclusively riding glass elevators 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64643873 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country how?

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wanted to fuck his sister... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 12/03/21(Fri)01:18:32 No.66405526 >be me >have a degenerate sister >stalk her twitter sometimes and found she has an onlyfans >want to show her the dangers of showing her body on the internet >idea.jpg >subscribe to her onlyfans with a fake name >earn her thrust and also troll her by paying for specific videos like toe spreading, shoving her brother's (me) controller up her vag, sucking her t--- etc etc >troll her by asking her to record a video with her brother (know she would never do that) >unsurprisingly she rejects my request >tell her that I know where she lives and if she doesn't deliver she'll suffer the consequences >sis thinks it's just a bluff >write our adress to scare her >mom is sewing on the couch next to our big window >idea2.png >tell her her mom looks cute sewing >tell her to be careful while she sleeps >bitch blocks me >be dinner time >she looks really anxious and isnt talking much Hope she learns her f------ lesson
: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 12/03/21(Fri)01:18:32 No.66405526 >be me >have a degenerate sister >stalk her twitter sometimes and found she has an onlyfans >want to show her the dangers of showing her body on the internet >idea.jpg >subscribe to her onlyfans with a fake name >earn her thrust and also troll her by paying for specific videos like toe spreading, shoving her brother's (me) controller up her vag, sucking her t--- etc etc >troll her by asking her to record a video with her brother (know she would never do that) >unsurprisingly she rejects my request >tell her that I know where she lives and if she doesn't deliver she'll suffer the consequences >sis thinks it's just a bluff >write our adress to scare her >mom is sewing on the couch next to our big window >idea2.png >tell her her mom looks cute sewing >tell her to be careful while she sleeps >bitch blocks me >be dinner time >she looks really anxious and isnt talking much Hope she learns her f------ lesson

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