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Close Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs : Anonymous >>893677289 (OP) # how do you feel about footjobs >>893678118 # : Anonymous >>893677982 # Incredibly based. Ironically I'm a massive footfag even though I don't have feet of my own. : Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)22:48:40 No.893677982 >>893678246 # Anonymous >>893677289 (OP) # Ya like jazz? 02/01/23(Wed)22:51:39 No.893678118 why do you got no legs dude 02/01/23(Wed)22:51:49 No.893678125 02/01/23(Wed)22:53:40 No.893678222
Close Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs : Anonymous >>893677289 (OP) # how do you feel about footjobs >>893678118 # : Anonymous >>893677982 # Incredibly based. Ironically I'm a massive footfag even though I don't have feet of my own. : Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)22:48:40 No.893677982 >>893678246 # Anonymous >>893677289 (OP) # Ya like jazz? 02/01/23(Wed)22:51:39 No.893678118 why do you got no legs dude 02/01/23(Wed)22:51:49 No.893678125 02/01/23(Wed)22:53:40 No.893678222

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Destroying stereotypes | /r/Greentext

File: BF476A87-6CBB-4549-8329-6(...).jpg (770 KB, 2100x1268) Can't wait for the black panther ride Anonymous >>180036769 02/01/23(Wed)21:41:27 No.180036568 >>180037514 >>180037569 >>180038021 >>180038459 African people are invited into his home, kill his child and steal his jewellery. What did Disney mean by this?
File: BF476A87-6CBB-4549-8329-6(...).jpg (770 KB, 2100x1268) Can't wait for the black panther ride Anonymous >>180036769 02/01/23(Wed)21:41:27 No.180036568 >>180037514 >>180037569 >>180038021 >>180038459 African people are invited into his home, kill his child and steal his jewellery. What did Disney mean by this?

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Anon is an artist | /r/Greentext

Messed it up lads Anonymous 01/30/23 (Mon)14:32:16 No.28236321 > Be me in high school age 17 > Friends with cutie in a few of my classes > We both take art and like to draw > She shows me her OC, some chick who resembles her except anime and has a giant axe > I show her my OC, a badass knight with a hidden face > She thinks mine is generic bitch > I tell her hers looks like any tumblerinas s----- anime OC > she tells me im a retard and that mine is just ripping off skyrim > later get an idea > draw my OC decapitating hers in a fight > finish it and post it on my instagram while tagging her, also make sure to make it more realistic and not s----- anime to add salt to the wound > she likes it and comments "lol" > next day she's drawing in class but doesn't let me see her computer > she posts on her instagram a picture of her character holding my character on a leash war. > i fire back with a post of her character getting maimed > she responds with my character getting cut in half > goes on for about a month like this until she crosses the line > makes a post of my character with his helmet off > no mistaking she used my face for his > his d--- is also out and it is very small > he's tied to a tree and her oc is humiliating his small d--- > she tags me in the post priv accounts so no instagram nsfw police > get f------ p----- > skip school the next day > work the whole day tirelessly to make a drawing of my oc r----- her OC > make her oc look unmistakably like her > post it > next day she doesn't talk to me and when i try to talk to her tears in her eyes > w--? > hasn't talked to me in a week and ghosts me what do? She once told me she has trauma from being sexually assaulted at 14 but these were just characters.
Messed it up lads Anonymous 01/30/23 (Mon)14:32:16 No.28236321 > Be me in high school age 17 > Friends with cutie in a few of my classes > We both take art and like to draw > She shows me her OC, some chick who resembles her except anime and has a giant axe > I show her my OC, a badass knight with a hidden face > She thinks mine is generic bitch > I tell her hers looks like any tumblerinas s----- anime OC > she tells me im a retard and that mine is just ripping off skyrim > later get an idea > draw my OC decapitating hers in a fight > finish it and post it on my instagram while tagging her, also make sure to make it more realistic and not s----- anime to add salt to the wound > she likes it and comments "lol" > next day she's drawing in class but doesn't let me see her computer > she posts on her instagram a picture of her character holding my character on a leash war. > i fire back with a post of her character getting maimed > she responds with my character getting cut in half > goes on for about a month like this until she crosses the line > makes a post of my character with his helmet off > no mistaking she used my face for his > his d--- is also out and it is very small > he's tied to a tree and her oc is humiliating his small d--- > she tags me in the post priv accounts so no instagram nsfw police > get f------ p----- > skip school the next day > work the whole day tirelessly to make a drawing of my oc r----- her OC > make her oc look unmistakably like her > post it > next day she doesn't talk to me and when i try to talk to her tears in her eyes > w--? > hasn't talked to me in a week and ghosts me what do? She once told me she has trauma from being sexually assaulted at 14 but these were just characters.

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Anon copes for being a failure in life | /r/Greentext

601 KB PNG >Jonny Kim >Graduated Harvard with Mathematics Degree >Decided to get a Medicine Degree for the Lul combat exp] >Became a Doctor after seeing his Brother in Arms die in combat. >Joined the Navy SEALs and got the Silver Star/Bronze Star[100 live >Then joined NASA and will become the first Korean-American to be in space. >Somehow between all this got married with 2 childrens It's over. So what are you doing with your life anon? Are you sitting their coping about why females are bad? Are you looking up statistics on why your race is better? 10 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous View Thread 02/01/23(Wed)22:28:08 No Am I supposed to be jealous? That life sounds like hell. Dude has watched people die in front of him and has spent all his life focused on chasing success. Meanwhile I can be happy with an eighth and a classic JRPG.
601 KB PNG >Jonny Kim >Graduated Harvard with Mathematics Degree >Decided to get a Medicine Degree for the Lul combat exp] >Became a Doctor after seeing his Brother in Arms die in combat. >Joined the Navy SEALs and got the Silver Star/Bronze Star[100 live >Then joined NASA and will become the first Korean-American to be in space. >Somehow between all this got married with 2 childrens It's over. So what are you doing with your life anon? Are you sitting their coping about why females are bad? Are you looking up statistics on why your race is better? 10 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous View Thread 02/01/23(Wed)22:28:08 No Am I supposed to be jealous? That life sounds like hell. Dude has watched people die in front of him and has spent all his life focused on chasing success. Meanwhile I can be happy with an eighth and a classic JRPG.

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Anon is dominant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous sal) 19:58:08 NO. 8 KB JPG >Be 18 >be me being retard >have to burp really loudly >close to 19 year old sisters room >walk in burp really loudly >w-- anon >*leave >realize I can burp loud on command >walk back in with a lot of burp air in lungs >small burp followed by a lot of throw up >I ate a chicken pot pie 10 min prior >throw up all over carpet >sister told parents what happened >its been a week and parents still won't look me in the eyes >I think it asserted my dominance in the house, but I still want attention from family >wat do
: Anonymous sal) 19:58:08 NO. 8 KB JPG >Be 18 >be me being retard >have to burp really loudly >close to 19 year old sisters room >walk in burp really loudly >w-- anon >*leave >realize I can burp loud on command >walk back in with a lot of burp air in lungs >small burp followed by a lot of throw up >I ate a chicken pot pie 10 min prior >throw up all over carpet >sister told parents what happened >its been a week and parents still won't look me in the eyes >I think it asserted my dominance in the house, but I still want attention from family >wat do

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Anon is embarrassed | /r/Greentext

17.9 kB PNG tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking?
17.9 kB PNG tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking?

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This made me genuinely happy | /r/Greentext

File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(...).png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] ► >>48771097 >>48771290 >>48771357 >>48772582 >>48772649 $I >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end *****acting career" >parents, and i basically take care of him >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her "***"acting career***** (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?
File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(...).png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] ► >>48771097 >>48771290 >>48771357 >>48772582 >>48772649 $I >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end *****acting career" >parents, and i basically take care of him >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her "***"acting career***** (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?

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This hurts my soul. Too real. | /r/Greentext

10/08/21(Fri)08:42:13 No.65681686 >"Hey what are you guys playing? Can I join?" >"No, sorry Anon. We're too many" >"O-okay" >other kid comes and asks if he can join >they say yes >"I thought you were too many" >"Yeah but now we're too many. Sorry, Anon" : Anonymous tons 4 Skverand 161 KB JPG
10/08/21(Fri)08:42:13 No.65681686 >"Hey what are you guys playing? Can I join?" >"No, sorry Anon. We're too many" >"O-okay" >other kid comes and asks if he can join >they say yes >"I thought you were too many" >"Yeah but now we're too many. Sorry, Anon" : Anonymous tons 4 Skverand 161 KB JPG

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Anon plays The Witcher Hearts of Stone | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/01/23 (Wed)19:51:10 No.626252124 >>626252331 >>626253014 >shows up >puts everything in motion >disappears >"huh what a random NPC whatever" >shows up again 70 hours later >makes the main bad guy of the base game a colossal joke in comparison >becomes the best portrayal of the Devil in any game ever >becomes one of the best written villain in a game ever >elevates your DLC above the already highly kino tier of the base game >leaves >is the best part of the second DLC despite only mentioned
O Anonymous 02/01/23 (Wed)19:51:10 No.626252124 >>626252331 >>626253014 >shows up >puts everything in motion >disappears >"huh what a random NPC whatever" >shows up again 70 hours later >makes the main bad guy of the base game a colossal joke in comparison >becomes the best portrayal of the Devil in any game ever >becomes one of the best written villain in a game ever >elevates your DLC above the already highly kino tier of the base game >leaves >is the best part of the second DLC despite only mentioned

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Anon greets his friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 250 KB PNG Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)11:12:55 No.72055504 how we're doing >suddenly the two girls burst out laughing while staring at us Why are women like this? 83 KB PNG >be me, in college >leaving dorm to go to class >get on elevator >two girls are on board >other guy on board is someone I know >we both greet each other and ask 02/01/23(Wed)11:15:19 No.72055530 >>72055504 (OP) # you shouldve kicked their teeth in anon.
Anonymous 250 KB PNG Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)11:12:55 No.72055504 how we're doing >suddenly the two girls burst out laughing while staring at us Why are women like this? 83 KB PNG >be me, in college >leaving dorm to go to class >get on elevator >two girls are on board >other guy on board is someone I know >we both greet each other and ask 02/01/23(Wed)11:15:19 No.72055530 >>72055504 (OP) # you shouldve kicked their teeth in anon.

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Anon meets his spirit animal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The s------- episode 02/15/19(Fri)09:01:33 No.50985132 >Taking a s--- >A huge cockroach comes out of a little hole in the wall facing me >It just stands there, then turns sideways and twitches its antenna everywhere >Motionlessly stare at it >It stops all motion too 104 KB JPG >Drop a s--- in the toilet >It drops a s--- at pretty much the same time >Then it turns around and nonchalantly walks back into the hole I don't know of any words to accurately describe how this scenario made me feel.
: Anonymous The s------- episode 02/15/19(Fri)09:01:33 No.50985132 >Taking a s--- >A huge cockroach comes out of a little hole in the wall facing me >It just stands there, then turns sideways and twitches its antenna everywhere >Motionlessly stare at it >It stops all motion too 104 KB JPG >Drop a s--- in the toilet >It drops a s--- at pretty much the same time >Then it turns around and nonchalantly walks back into the hole I don't know of any words to accurately describe how this scenario made me feel.

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 09/26/21(Sun)19:35:10 No.65534359 >became gay >get bf who is obsessed with me >love him >no more worries about anything feels good man, kinda surreal to see all these tfw no gf posters out there 09/26/21(Sun)19:38:07 No.65534397 : Anonymous >>65534359 (OP) # F--- off gay chad
: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 09/26/21(Sun)19:35:10 No.65534359 >became gay >get bf who is obsessed with me >love him >no more worries about anything feels good man, kinda surreal to see all these tfw no gf posters out there 09/26/21(Sun)19:38:07 No.65534397 : Anonymous >>65534359 (OP) # F--- off gay chad

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Anon goes to a date | /r/Greentext

71 KB JPG >Go go out with 7/10( we already had sex, but we kind of stopped talking for a time) >Go to see a movie >Joke with her that the next date is on her >What? I never pay, the men always pays for me >"Autismo mode engaged" >How much you have? > like 20 dollars why? >give them to me, I will pay the gas with that > She is scandalized, but on the gas station she pays for the gas, the change is like 4 bucks because the tank was almost full >Im gonna need those 4 dollars too >She is mad but she hands out the money >Still hang outs with me because she likes me, probably > One of her friends is going clubbing not too far > Makes an offhanded comment about being stuck with me >Yeah? where is your friend I will drop you with her, I have s--- to do >Drop her, she goes for a goodbye kiss, I stare at her say bye and ride off >Go with the boy to drink beers and laugh about it > Texts me the next day calling me cheap >venmo her 50 dollars with a d--- pick >still talks to me Im gonna be honest, Im not sure how Im still getting my d--- wet
71 KB JPG >Go go out with 7/10( we already had sex, but we kind of stopped talking for a time) >Go to see a movie >Joke with her that the next date is on her >What? I never pay, the men always pays for me >"Autismo mode engaged" >How much you have? > like 20 dollars why? >give them to me, I will pay the gas with that > She is scandalized, but on the gas station she pays for the gas, the change is like 4 bucks because the tank was almost full >Im gonna need those 4 dollars too >She is mad but she hands out the money >Still hang outs with me because she likes me, probably > One of her friends is going clubbing not too far > Makes an offhanded comment about being stuck with me >Yeah? where is your friend I will drop you with her, I have s--- to do >Drop her, she goes for a goodbye kiss, I stare at her say bye and ride off >Go with the boy to drink beers and laugh about it > Texts me the next day calling me cheap >venmo her 50 dollars with a d--- pick >still talks to me Im gonna be honest, Im not sure how Im still getting my d--- wet

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Banananon peaked in kindergarten | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB JPG : Anonymous >1th 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 You deserve what you got op
: Anonymous 13 KB JPG : Anonymous >1th 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 You deserve what you got op

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Anon thinks women are demanding. | /r/Greentext

9:04 E 5G UC 75% Women are too demanding >I am an okay looking man, on the lower side of "average" >I have an okay personality. Generally chill, but politely assertive when it's called for >I would be very very happy with a woman on my "level" >A female equivalent of myself, so to speak >Said women on my level think they're too good for me >Even women below my level think they're too good for me >They're being unfair, as they want someone above their level >I'm being fair, because I'd like someone on my level >Or even generous, since I'd happily accept someone "below" me >The issue seems to be women being too demanding >Women being less demanding, ie having reasonable standards, would solve this issue >So the problem lies with women >It's women's fault if men like me are single I'm not mad at them or anything, I just wish they'd stop being delusional and entitled. I mean, it's stupid for a 5'0 woman to reject a man for not being 6'0, or for a fat woman to reject a man for not being buff, or a poor one for a man not being rich. I aim to lead a good healthy life. I work out, take care of myself, am naturally kind to others without being naive, all that good balanced s---. So it's not fair that I'd have this much trouble finding a woman to be by my side. Saying stuff like "That's life, it's unfair. Deal with it." is a bad argument because society MAKES things fair, with laws and social conventions. And because whenever it's women being disadvantaged, suddenly the world needs to change around them, they're never told "deal with it". It seems only men are told to "deal with it", which suggests it's just a tactic to get men to shut up. Am I wrong here? I don't think I'm wrong. I don't think I'm asking for a lot here. Please discuss.
9:04 E 5G UC 75% Women are too demanding >I am an okay looking man, on the lower side of "average" >I have an okay personality. Generally chill, but politely assertive when it's called for >I would be very very happy with a woman on my "level" >A female equivalent of myself, so to speak >Said women on my level think they're too good for me >Even women below my level think they're too good for me >They're being unfair, as they want someone above their level >I'm being fair, because I'd like someone on my level >Or even generous, since I'd happily accept someone "below" me >The issue seems to be women being too demanding >Women being less demanding, ie having reasonable standards, would solve this issue >So the problem lies with women >It's women's fault if men like me are single I'm not mad at them or anything, I just wish they'd stop being delusional and entitled. I mean, it's stupid for a 5'0 woman to reject a man for not being 6'0, or for a fat woman to reject a man for not being buff, or a poor one for a man not being rich. I aim to lead a good healthy life. I work out, take care of myself, am naturally kind to others without being naive, all that good balanced s---. So it's not fair that I'd have this much trouble finding a woman to be by my side. Saying stuff like "That's life, it's unfair. Deal with it." is a bad argument because society MAKES things fair, with laws and social conventions. And because whenever it's women being disadvantaged, suddenly the world needs to change around them, they're never told "deal with it". It seems only men are told to "deal with it", which suggests it's just a tactic to get men to shut up. Am I wrong here? I don't think I'm wrong. I don't think I'm asking for a lot here. Please discuss.

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