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Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:39:35 No.872418507 >mom is a brunette >wants to try something new >dyes her hair blonde >"hey mom, you look good blonde" >"oh thank you, your father says I look like Julia Ann, but I don't know who she is, is she some some celebrity?" >"erm...yea...she is an actress" >asks me to download her a movie or two with this Julia Ann in it because she is now interested what the f--- dad
Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:39:35 No.872418507 >mom is a brunette >wants to try something new >dyes her hair blonde >"hey mom, you look good blonde" >"oh thank you, your father says I look like Julia Ann, but I don't know who she is, is she some some celebrity?" >"erm...yea...she is an actress" >asks me to download her a movie or two with this Julia Ann in it because she is now interested what the f--- dad

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?

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Where everyone knows your name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:28:47 No.67374299 >be me >shy, no friends >tired of it Ouch! >say f--- it >go to bar >talk to no one except the 83 KB JPG bartender >come home >proud that I tried Thanks for reading my blog post
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:28:47 No.67374299 >be me >shy, no friends >tired of it Ouch! >say f--- it >go to bar >talk to no one except the 83 KB JPG bartender >come home >proud that I tried Thanks for reading my blog post

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Anon predicts gymcels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)14:11:57 No.67369130 TNT OHNY BRAVO gymcope.jpg 112 KB JPG How did this show predict gymcels so accurately? What did they know? Watching it growing up I was confused when Johnny was rejected by every girl he went for but now I get it 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)14:11:57 No.67369130 TNT OHNY BRAVO gymcope.jpg 112 KB JPG How did this show predict gymcels so accurately? What did they know? Watching it growing up I was confused when Johnny was rejected by every girl he went for but now I get it 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets ignored | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49017876 1 hr. ago >ask classmates online if we'll have a class today >ignored 151.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 49017930 1 hr. ago >relying on others That's where you f----- up
Anonymous | 49017876 1 hr. ago >ask classmates online if we'll have a class today >ignored 151.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 49017930 1 hr. ago >relying on others That's where you f----- up

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Anon makes a good point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:21:25 No.872425530 marijuana-454601963-resized- 569fd2345f9b58eba4ad583d.jpg 140 KB JPG Why is this stuff as legal as it is? >a leading cause for addiction >destroys your body and mind >tears families apart >can land you in a hospital very easily >people drive while on it and kill other people all the time >domestic violence is high in numbers with its users >hurts the economy by spending 249 billion a year in the US on treatment for the side effects it causes every year >3 million deaths per year world wide and nobody even cares >l just don't get why booze is still legal >pic unrelated
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:21:25 No.872425530 marijuana-454601963-resized- 569fd2345f9b58eba4ad583d.jpg 140 KB JPG Why is this stuff as legal as it is? >a leading cause for addiction >destroys your body and mind >tears families apart >can land you in a hospital very easily >people drive while on it and kill other people all the time >domestic violence is high in numbers with its users >hurts the economy by spending 249 billion a year in the US on treatment for the side effects it causes every year >3 million deaths per year world wide and nobody even cares >l just don't get why booze is still legal >pic unrelated

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Anon doesn’t shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6XZOA/Vb) = 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in 202 KB JPG >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?
: Anonymous (ID: 6XZOA/Vb) = 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in 202 KB JPG >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

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Anon reads his life’s terms and conditions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF
: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon doesn't know how to follow his beliefs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)15:19:20 No.872415511 Guys I need help. So I truly believe in white supremacy and in my heart of hearts I know it's the right thing and nothing would make me happier than being a Nazi but the problem is I'm black and a f--. What do I do? $5 31 KB JPG 26 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)15:19:20 No.872415511 Guys I need help. So I truly believe in white supremacy and in my heart of hearts I know it's the right thing and nothing would make me happier than being a Nazi but the problem is I'm black and a f--. What do I do? $5 31 KB JPG 26 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon is a doctor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god
Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Is8hoZfF 02/08/22(Tue)21:05:06 No.360273277 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of 97 KB JPG water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that l've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.
: Anonymous (ID: Is8hoZfF 02/08/22(Tue)21:05:06 No.360273277 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of 97 KB JPG water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that l've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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anon shouldnt be on the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078, Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ 34 KB JPG I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum* 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154 Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide
: Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078, Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ 34 KB JPG I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum* 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154 Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide

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Anon's got opinions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 02/09/22(Wed)22:32:14 No.159498801 >europoors be like "I just spent 2 hours cooking so I could save $7 compared to eating out" 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)22:34:53 No.159498927 >>159498801 (OP)_# >Ameristocrats be like I drive a giant car that gets .20miles/gallon to go to the store instead of walking. >>159499286 #
: Anonymous 9 02/09/22(Wed)22:32:14 No.159498801 >europoors be like "I just spent 2 hours cooking so I could save $7 compared to eating out" 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)22:34:53 No.159498927 >>159498801 (OP)_# >Ameristocrats be like I drive a giant car that gets .20miles/gallon to go to the store instead of walking. >>159499286 #

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anon’s reddit experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)12:48:14 No.4443538 >go on reddit >random thread about the world of warcraft south park episode >some guy posts a comment how his gamer friends really look like the boys at the end of episode >someone else makes a comment how he is obese and only managed to lose 5 Ibs in the past four months >congratulate him and say that is an accomplishment during 'rona, told him all my friends started gaining weight because all the gyms are closed here >today >"important warning about your account we dont tolerate harassment and bullying blablabla" >"your content that is against our policy is linked here" >it was my comment congratulating the guy for managing to lose weight even if it was only 5 lbs just what the actual f---
Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)12:48:14 No.4443538 >go on reddit >random thread about the world of warcraft south park episode >some guy posts a comment how his gamer friends really look like the boys at the end of episode >someone else makes a comment how he is obese and only managed to lose 5 Ibs in the past four months >congratulate him and say that is an accomplishment during 'rona, told him all my friends started gaining weight because all the gyms are closed here >today >"important warning about your account we dont tolerate harassment and bullying blablabla" >"your content that is against our policy is linked here" >it was my comment congratulating the guy for managing to lose weight even if it was only 5 lbs just what the actual f---

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Average anonymous user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/20(Wed)23:20:49 No.840387190 Be prepared guys, this is a true story >be me >have qt girlfriend (I really have one) 39 KB JPG >she's a diagnosed autist >she's always amazed by me being able to give her the perfect gift every time she has birthday/it's Christmas ... >truth is it's so f------ easy to question her what she wants and she doesn't realize that l'm doing it >she's absolutely not able to read my intentions when questioning, because autism >one or two weeks before birthday I'm literally asking stuff like "are there any new books/games you'd like to have“ or "you told me about... you liked so much, can you show me where you've seen it“ >it's so easy to make her happy >I love her Also her mom gives me b------- on a daily basis
: Anonymous 11/18/20(Wed)23:20:49 No.840387190 Be prepared guys, this is a true story >be me >have qt girlfriend (I really have one) 39 KB JPG >she's a diagnosed autist >she's always amazed by me being able to give her the perfect gift every time she has birthday/it's Christmas ... >truth is it's so f------ easy to question her what she wants and she doesn't realize that l'm doing it >she's absolutely not able to read my intentions when questioning, because autism >one or two weeks before birthday I'm literally asking stuff like "are there any new books/games you'd like to have“ or "you told me about... you liked so much, can you show me where you've seen it“ >it's so easy to make her happy >I love her Also her mom gives me b------- on a daily basis

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Anon took a break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)02:16:36 No.872383169 >get off my fat ass for once >quit jerking off to femboys online >actually go outside >feel good for the first time in a while 256 KB PNG life is good
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)02:16:36 No.872383169 >get off my fat ass for once >quit jerking off to femboys online >actually go outside >feel good for the first time in a while 256 KB PNG life is good

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Anon likes video games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: O0wi37zu ) [•1 02/10/22(Thu)01:10:53 No.360483849 I've reached my limit, l've given up. I just can't live in a society like this anymore, it's a never ending psychosis every f------ day. My youth is ruined, my early 20s are ruined, my future is ruined. Opportunities dwindling, talking to people has become a chore, npcs control the social landscape, group ostracizing for differing opinions etc. Being different, being an individual, being unique were once cherished, now vilified. I don't think I've seen a spark in another humans eyes for 7 years. No white pill can save me. Multiple suicides in my family 108 KB PNG already, it shouldn't be that difficult : Anonymous (ID: awqU1371) I•1 02/10/22(Thu)01:11:40 No.360483905 cheer up, eh >>360486258 # : Anonymous (ID: Pv+UKjeH 02/10/22(Thu)01:11:58 No.360483940 but anon ELDEN RING >>360486376 #
: Anonymous (ID: O0wi37zu ) [•1 02/10/22(Thu)01:10:53 No.360483849 I've reached my limit, l've given up. I just can't live in a society like this anymore, it's a never ending psychosis every f------ day. My youth is ruined, my early 20s are ruined, my future is ruined. Opportunities dwindling, talking to people has become a chore, npcs control the social landscape, group ostracizing for differing opinions etc. Being different, being an individual, being unique were once cherished, now vilified. I don't think I've seen a spark in another humans eyes for 7 years. No white pill can save me. Multiple suicides in my family 108 KB PNG already, it shouldn't be that difficult : Anonymous (ID: awqU1371) I•1 02/10/22(Thu)01:11:40 No.360483905 cheer up, eh >>360486258 # : Anonymous (ID: Pv+UKjeH 02/10/22(Thu)01:11:58 No.360483940 but anon ELDEN RING >>360486376 #

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Anon plays Rainbow Six Siege | /r/Greentext

le: 1540019795978.jpg (42 KB, 334x506) Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)19:43:26 No.48818350 [Reply] • >>48819697 >>48819811 >>48819870 >be me playing Rainbow Six Seige >talking during match while no one else is talking >Suddenly girl turns on mic to say hi >Freeze up >She laughs when I don't respond >Immediately mute her >Some guy plugs in his mic to call me a f----- >Mute him as well >Team kill both of them once the round starts Did I do good guys?
le: 1540019795978.jpg (42 KB, 334x506) Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)19:43:26 No.48818350 [Reply] • >>48819697 >>48819811 >>48819870 >be me playing Rainbow Six Seige >talking during match while no one else is talking >Suddenly girl turns on mic to say hi >Freeze up >She laughs when I don't respond >Immediately mute her >Some guy plugs in his mic to call me a f----- >Mute him as well >Team kill both of them once the round starts Did I do good guys?

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Anon can't go swimming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)21:44:54 No.743795350 T >About 600 gators are now in the flood water in Houston >Apparently HIV-positive blood has leaked into said 51 KB JPG water (from hospitals being flooded n s---) >AFAIK they're warning people not to go in the water because of the GatorAIDS POOL'S CLOSED
: Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)21:44:54 No.743795350 T >About 600 gators are now in the flood water in Houston >Apparently HIV-positive blood has leaked into said 51 KB JPG water (from hospitals being flooded n s---) >AFAIK they're warning people not to go in the water because of the GatorAIDS POOL'S CLOSED

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Anon is failed abortion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 783272012 1 hr. ago ... Hey /b/ i have to get something of my chest. >be me >early 20s >solid job solid income >suicidal for a few years now >family hates me because i am a huge disappointment to them when i was younger >mom told me i am a disappointment and a disgrace to my siblings >tell f------ everyone how she is proud that whe treats me the way she does >dad doesnt even give a f--- about me >since my mom told me my entire life how disappointing i am, my siblings started bullying me too >long story short my childhood was horrible 66.0 kB JPG >today my mom called and told me that the reason she couldnt accept me is because i was actually not wanted and she didnt new how she got pregnant with me in the first place >tried aborting me multiple times >hangs up
Anonymous | 783272012 1 hr. ago ... Hey /b/ i have to get something of my chest. >be me >early 20s >solid job solid income >suicidal for a few years now >family hates me because i am a huge disappointment to them when i was younger >mom told me i am a disappointment and a disgrace to my siblings >tell f------ everyone how she is proud that whe treats me the way she does >dad doesnt even give a f--- about me >since my mom told me my entire life how disappointing i am, my siblings started bullying me too >long story short my childhood was horrible 66.0 kB JPG >today my mom called and told me that the reason she couldnt accept me is because i was actually not wanted and she didnt new how she got pregnant with me in the first place >tried aborting me multiple times >hangs up

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