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: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)05:06:10 No.4049906 >AAAYYYYYYO0000000 >*smacks lips profusely* >SO HOL UP HOL UP 803 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:46:51 No.4051025 sheeeeeiiiitt.jpg 37 KB JPG Despite only being 13% of sauropods... >>4051721 # >>4052747 # : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)03:23:56 No.4051111 >meteor breaches the stratosphere shiieeeeeeeееееееet >>4051123 # >>4051320 #
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)05:06:10 No.4049906 >AAAYYYYYYO0000000 >*smacks lips profusely* >SO HOL UP HOL UP 803 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:46:51 No.4051025 sheeeeeiiiitt.jpg 37 KB JPG Despite only being 13% of sauropods... >>4051721 # >>4052747 # : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)03:23:56 No.4051111 >meteor breaches the stratosphere shiieeeeeeeееееееet >>4051123 # >>4051320 #

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Anon is Thirsty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 797353674 > be me > be me at 2am >i need water > drink water thanks water
Anonymous | 797353674 > be me > be me at 2am >i need water > drink water thanks water

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Anon is a master procrastinator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon asks legit questions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat 14 KB JPG >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?
: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat 14 KB JPG >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?

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Anon can be proud of himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys
: Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys

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Anon visited the library | /r/Greentext

Max was caught on surveillance video at the library, where he is no longer welcome. 018CCF9B-4CBC-4BFC-8E28-6DE20483533D.jpg| 117 KB JPG >>587299278 (OP) # >enemies can spot you on security camera
Max was caught on surveillance video at the library, where he is no longer welcome. 018CCF9B-4CBC-4BFC-8E28-6DE20483533D.jpg| 117 KB JPG >>587299278 (OP) # >enemies can spot you on security camera

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Anon has a great dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531 >>47921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depression >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift s--- at first but progress becomes noticeable >enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it >love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet >losing fat fast >gaining mass fast >confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed >he tells me he's proud of me I f------ love you dad, I'm so incredibly lucky I'm your son
: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531 >>47921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depression >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift s--- at first but progress becomes noticeable >enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it >love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet >losing fat fast >gaining mass fast >confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed >he tells me he's proud of me I f------ love you dad, I'm so incredibly lucky I'm your son

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Anon has a bad name | /r/Greentext

>Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while l'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a 28 KB JPG dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >l'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme
>Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while l'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a 28 KB JPG dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >l'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme

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Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anon is a degenerate closeted furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)12:30:28 No.67252320 >be me >in middle school >we have to buy our own personal laptops to do schoolwork (powerpoints, essays/docs for english class, etc) on since it was a 55 KB JPG small private school >be like 12/13 and an autistic shutin with unmonitored internet access >an absolutely fatal combination >be incredibly f------ horny and depraved >unironically look at animal p---, especially of chicks sucking red rockets >one time my laptop randomly freezes while i'm on an animal p--- site >even holding down the power button doesn't kill the computer >still need my computer to work for school stuff >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >have to bite the bullet and go to my dad to help me restart my computer >my parents are incredibly disappointed but honestly not too surprised AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA*G)(J_W$(Y$(J_*$WEY >>67253410 # >>67253594 # >>67253926 #
: Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)12:30:28 No.67252320 >be me >in middle school >we have to buy our own personal laptops to do schoolwork (powerpoints, essays/docs for english class, etc) on since it was a 55 KB JPG small private school >be like 12/13 and an autistic shutin with unmonitored internet access >an absolutely fatal combination >be incredibly f------ horny and depraved >unironically look at animal p---, especially of chicks sucking red rockets >one time my laptop randomly freezes while i'm on an animal p--- site >even holding down the power button doesn't kill the computer >still need my computer to work for school stuff >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >have to bite the bullet and go to my dad to help me restart my computer >my parents are incredibly disappointed but honestly not too surprised AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA*G)(J_W$(Y$(J_*$WEY >>67253410 # >>67253594 # >>67253926 #

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Anon likes chasing fish | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:40:09 No.871891576 >>871891629 Hey 4chan am I autistic? > Be me going to the beach to swim > See fish > Dopamine.mp4 > chase them for like an hour > go home really happy Is this how sharks feel? U Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:42:15 No.871891629 >>871891576 (OP) >am I autistic? yes >how sharks feel? no, they don't feel
O Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:40:09 No.871891576 >>871891629 Hey 4chan am I autistic? > Be me going to the beach to swim > See fish > Dopamine.mp4 > chase them for like an hour > go home really happy Is this how sharks feel? U Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:42:15 No.871891629 >>871891576 (OP) >am I autistic? yes >how sharks feel? no, they don't feel

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Anon didn't look at the flag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: w7220gio ) E3 02/02/22(Wed)11:20:09 No.14408048 Over the past several weeks I have been more erratic and have had bursts of violent impulse. 53 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8sf4phoq ) 02/02/22(Wed)11:21:54 No.14408056 go shoot up a walmart or something 274 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8sf4phoq ) 02/02/22(Wed)11:23:45 No.14408067 >>14408048 (OP) # sorry, didn't realise you're British go knife up a tesco 32 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: w7220gio ) E3 02/02/22(Wed)11:20:09 No.14408048 Over the past several weeks I have been more erratic and have had bursts of violent impulse. 53 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8sf4phoq ) 02/02/22(Wed)11:21:54 No.14408056 go shoot up a walmart or something 274 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8sf4phoq ) 02/02/22(Wed)11:23:45 No.14408067 >>14408048 (OP) # sorry, didn't realise you're British go knife up a tesco 32 KB JPG

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Anon fell for a meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away 71 KB JPG My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 >>51572686 # So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.
: Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away 71 KB JPG My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 >>51572686 # So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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Anon repairs a computer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Hep finds a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/19(Tue)08:46:58 No.52633633 >name Hep >Hep very small, very hungry >no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush >one day find big pig in big bush >pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying >bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig 9 KB PNG >no more hungry, and still have meat >Hep tired from doing bonks >put meat in pack, Hep did good job today >hug pack, Hep go to sleep >but then hear noise >open eyes, wild wuff sniff Hep >Hep scared, but stay very still >Wuff small, Wuff just bone >no wuff tribe, wuff all alone >Hep all alone too >Open pack, take meat in hand >Give to Wuff >Wuff take meat, no take hand >Wuff yawn, lay down >Hep and wuff hunt together now >Wuff find meat, Hep bonk meat >play game like catch-bone, chase, play-fight >Hep hug Wuff when sleep, no more cold >Hep not alone, Wuff gud fren What your gud fren story?
: Anonymous 05/28/19(Tue)08:46:58 No.52633633 >name Hep >Hep very small, very hungry >no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush >one day find big pig in big bush >pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying >bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig 9 KB PNG >no more hungry, and still have meat >Hep tired from doing bonks >put meat in pack, Hep did good job today >hug pack, Hep go to sleep >but then hear noise >open eyes, wild wuff sniff Hep >Hep scared, but stay very still >Wuff small, Wuff just bone >no wuff tribe, wuff all alone >Hep all alone too >Open pack, take meat in hand >Give to Wuff >Wuff take meat, no take hand >Wuff yawn, lay down >Hep and wuff hunt together now >Wuff find meat, Hep bonk meat >play game like catch-bone, chase, play-fight >Hep hug Wuff when sleep, no more cold >Hep not alone, Wuff gud fren What your gud fren story?

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Anon has a set of skills | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/19(Wed)14:17:06 No.52095217 >unclasp girls bra behind her back >she assumes i have a lot of experience with women >its actually because i used to cross dress 22 KB PNG who /devilish/ here View Thread
: Anonymous 04/24/19(Wed)14:17:06 No.52095217 >unclasp girls bra behind her back >she assumes i have a lot of experience with women >its actually because i used to cross dress 22 KB PNG who /devilish/ here View Thread

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He is right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit

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they in the fuckin woods | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat)17:46 UTC-5 No.40237147 0 Replies: >>40237326 >>40237371 >Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight. >Theater is empty except some black woman up front. >she starts yelling. >"NAW DONT GO IN THERE" >"WHY YOU DO THAT" >l yell back "TELL HER" >"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT" >"YEAH I GET IT" >later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams. >"0000H DAYUM" >l yell back. >"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD" >"HOW THE F--- YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD" >"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME" >"THEY IN THE F----- WOODS"
Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat)17:46 UTC-5 No.40237147 0 Replies: >>40237326 >>40237371 >Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight. >Theater is empty except some black woman up front. >she starts yelling. >"NAW DONT GO IN THERE" >"WHY YOU DO THAT" >l yell back "TELL HER" >"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT" >"YEAH I GET IT" >later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams. >"0000H DAYUM" >l yell back. >"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD" >"HOW THE F--- YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD" >"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME" >"THEY IN THE F----- WOODS"

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Anon is fucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:29:31 No.50580097 Femanon here. If you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth. Honestly if a guy who was at least 5'11 approached me and asked me out and he didn't seem like a r-----/ murderer and was somewhat good looking, l'd go on a 74 KB JPG date with him. Get some confidence, god. : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:35:28 No.50580197 >>50580097 (OP) # >lf you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself okay good so far >and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth f--- >at least 5'11 F--- >didn't seem like a r----- / murderer and was somewhat good looking F------ ROASTIE WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE
: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:29:31 No.50580097 Femanon here. If you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth. Honestly if a guy who was at least 5'11 approached me and asked me out and he didn't seem like a r-----/ murderer and was somewhat good looking, l'd go on a 74 KB JPG date with him. Get some confidence, god. : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)13:35:28 No.50580197 >>50580097 (OP) # >lf you guys wanted a gf all you have to do is take literally reasonably good care of yourself okay good so far >and not look like someone threw acid on your face at birth f--- >at least 5'11 F--- >didn't seem like a r----- / murderer and was somewhat good looking F------ ROASTIE WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE

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Anon isn't in America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZE+omJEM 12/04/21 (Sat)06:18:41 No.13972360 >Go to Britain >Visit a pub >Order some French fries with my beer >Weird and toothy looking bartender (pubtender?) goes 86 KB JPG ballistic >OI THEY IS CALLED CHIPS THEY IS! MADE FROM THE FINEST POTATOES IN ALL THE QUEEN'S LAND THEY IS SHOW THEM THE PROPER RESPECT >Sorry bro I meant chips >bartender turns to a portrait of the queen hanging above the bar >OI YOUR MAJESTY HE'S SORRY HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING The fries weren't very good and I have a feeling they were not actually made from the finest potatoes in the commonwealth 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: ZE+omJEM 12/04/21 (Sat)06:18:41 No.13972360 >Go to Britain >Visit a pub >Order some French fries with my beer >Weird and toothy looking bartender (pubtender?) goes 86 KB JPG ballistic >OI THEY IS CALLED CHIPS THEY IS! MADE FROM THE FINEST POTATOES IN ALL THE QUEEN'S LAND THEY IS SHOW THEM THE PROPER RESPECT >Sorry bro I meant chips >bartender turns to a portrait of the queen hanging above the bar >OI YOUR MAJESTY HE'S SORRY HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING The fries weren't very good and I have a feeling they were not actually made from the finest potatoes in the commonwealth 5 Replies View Thread

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