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Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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He is right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit

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Anon has morals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i am a good person 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping 139 KB JPG >l could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag : Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead 90 KB JPG >>52849935 #
: Anonymous i am a good person 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping 139 KB JPG >l could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag : Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead 90 KB JPG >>52849935 #

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)15:40:26 No.871881252 STAR LEGO WARS 2022 8+ 75324 DakTrenper ELEP 4:33 LEGO Star Wars 2022 DARK TROOPER BATTLE PACK PICTURES! (Better Than Expe.. MandRproductions 130K views 1 day ago Screenshot 20220202-150344 YouTube.jpg 156 KB JPG New soy just dropped
: Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)15:40:26 No.871881252 STAR LEGO WARS 2022 8+ 75324 DakTrenper ELEP 4:33 LEGO Star Wars 2022 DARK TROOPER BATTLE PACK PICTURES! (Better Than Expe.. MandRproductions 130K views 1 day ago Screenshot 20220202-150344 YouTube.jpg 156 KB JPG New soy just dropped

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Anon plays solitaire | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 12/14/17(Thu)01:05:57 No.753793289 >be me >10 or so >playing on my grandma's iPad >opens a game she has on there called Alice Solitare 17 KB JPG >big f------ anime t------ on title screen >l'd never seen anime t------ that big, even in the hentai l've watched >whatthefuck.jpg >l'm a female btw >screenshots it and posts it on one of the 4chan boards and never goes back to it >fast forward to tonight, 5 years later >remembers the post >wondering if it still exists Anyone know? Link it here if it does. 20 Replies View Thread
| Anonymous 12/14/17(Thu)01:05:57 No.753793289 >be me >10 or so >playing on my grandma's iPad >opens a game she has on there called Alice Solitare 17 KB JPG >big f------ anime t------ on title screen >l'd never seen anime t------ that big, even in the hentai l've watched >whatthefuck.jpg >l'm a female btw >screenshots it and posts it on one of the 4chan boards and never goes back to it >fast forward to tonight, 5 years later >remembers the post >wondering if it still exists Anyone know? Link it here if it does. 20 Replies View Thread

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Anon goes night blind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)00:56:30 No.67260850 >wear sunglasses 24/7 >even indoors and at night >look really cool >if people ask why say i have a neurological condition (mild autism so its technically true) >people can't see your eye movements, can't decipher you, can't know where you look, can't peer into the windows of your soul, can't pull their neurotypical "eye contact" b------- on 69 KB JPG you ever Why haven't you taken the sunglasses pill?
: Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)00:56:30 No.67260850 >wear sunglasses 24/7 >even indoors and at night >look really cool >if people ask why say i have a neurological condition (mild autism so its technically true) >people can't see your eye movements, can't decipher you, can't know where you look, can't peer into the windows of your soul, can't pull their neurotypical "eye contact" b------- on 69 KB JPG you ever Why haven't you taken the sunglasses pill?

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Leave people alone? no | /r/Greentext

seLK 62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly
seLK 62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly

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Anon does a bit of trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)20:51:04 No.871472262 >find out landlord voted for Trump and is anti-vaxx >save bacon grease for months >on the day my lease is up, heat it and dump about six quarts down the sink 232 KB JPG >run cold water in the tap immediately after for ten minutes Not my problem.
: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)20:51:04 No.871472262 >find out landlord voted for Trump and is anti-vaxx >save bacon grease for months >on the day my lease is up, heat it and dump about six quarts down the sink 232 KB JPG >run cold water in the tap immediately after for ten minutes Not my problem.

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Anon Meets A Furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)20:25:06 No.48525420 >last year >be in school split with high school and middle school >know this one guy in 21 KB JPG grade 7 >fake depression, furry, hates athletics, loves anime >be in bathroom >taking s--- >stall next to me >a f------ tail from a belt in halfway in my stall >yank on tail >phone falls from his hand >right into my f------ stall >nasty furry p--- compilation from pornhub playing >he tries to get to his phone, slips and hits head on tp dispenser >tell teacher saw a kid fall >they enter the stall and hes in a cobra pose with his pants down to his ankles laying in j--- and furry p--- playing in stall while they helped him >he left the school >mfw he came back >mfw he had the nickname " Furry Fapper"
: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)20:25:06 No.48525420 >last year >be in school split with high school and middle school >know this one guy in 21 KB JPG grade 7 >fake depression, furry, hates athletics, loves anime >be in bathroom >taking s--- >stall next to me >a f------ tail from a belt in halfway in my stall >yank on tail >phone falls from his hand >right into my f------ stall >nasty furry p--- compilation from pornhub playing >he tries to get to his phone, slips and hits head on tp dispenser >tell teacher saw a kid fall >they enter the stall and hes in a cobra pose with his pants down to his ankles laying in j--- and furry p--- playing in stall while they helped him >he left the school >mfw he came back >mfw he had the nickname " Furry Fapper"

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This is why I love 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)05:06:10 No.4049906 >AAAYYYYYYO0000000 >*smacks lips profusely* >SO HOL UP HOL UP 803 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:46:51 No.4051025 sheeeeeiiiitt.jpg 37 KB JPG Despite only being 13% of sauropods... >>4051721 # >>4052747 # : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)03:23:56 No.4051111 >meteor breaches the stratosphere shiieeeeeeeееееееet >>4051123 # >>4051320 #
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)05:06:10 No.4049906 >AAAYYYYYYO0000000 >*smacks lips profusely* >SO HOL UP HOL UP 803 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:46:51 No.4051025 sheeeeeiiiitt.jpg 37 KB JPG Despite only being 13% of sauropods... >>4051721 # >>4052747 # : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)03:23:56 No.4051111 >meteor breaches the stratosphere shiieeeeeeeееееееet >>4051123 # >>4051320 #

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Anon is Thirsty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 797353674 > be me > be me at 2am >i need water > drink water thanks water
Anonymous | 797353674 > be me > be me at 2am >i need water > drink water thanks water

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Anon is a master procrastinator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon asks legit questions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat 14 KB JPG >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?
: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat 14 KB JPG >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?

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Anon can be proud of himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys
: Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys

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Anon visited the library | /r/Greentext

Max was caught on surveillance video at the library, where he is no longer welcome. 018CCF9B-4CBC-4BFC-8E28-6DE20483533D.jpg| 117 KB JPG >>587299278 (OP) # >enemies can spot you on security camera
Max was caught on surveillance video at the library, where he is no longer welcome. 018CCF9B-4CBC-4BFC-8E28-6DE20483533D.jpg| 117 KB JPG >>587299278 (OP) # >enemies can spot you on security camera

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Anon has a great dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531 >>47921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depression >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift s--- at first but progress becomes noticeable >enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it >love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet >losing fat fast >gaining mass fast >confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed >he tells me he's proud of me I f------ love you dad, I'm so incredibly lucky I'm your son
: Anonymous 10/08/18(Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531 >>47921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depression >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift s--- at first but progress becomes noticeable >enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it >love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet >losing fat fast >gaining mass fast >confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed >he tells me he's proud of me I f------ love you dad, I'm so incredibly lucky I'm your son

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Anon has a bad name | /r/Greentext

>Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while l'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a 28 KB JPG dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >l'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme
>Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while l'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a 28 KB JPG dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >l'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme

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Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anon is a degenerate closeted furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)12:30:28 No.67252320 >be me >in middle school >we have to buy our own personal laptops to do schoolwork (powerpoints, essays/docs for english class, etc) on since it was a 55 KB JPG small private school >be like 12/13 and an autistic shutin with unmonitored internet access >an absolutely fatal combination >be incredibly f------ horny and depraved >unironically look at animal p---, especially of chicks sucking red rockets >one time my laptop randomly freezes while i'm on an animal p--- site >even holding down the power button doesn't kill the computer >still need my computer to work for school stuff >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >have to bite the bullet and go to my dad to help me restart my computer >my parents are incredibly disappointed but honestly not too surprised AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA*G)(J_W$(Y$(J_*$WEY >>67253410 # >>67253594 # >>67253926 #
: Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)12:30:28 No.67252320 >be me >in middle school >we have to buy our own personal laptops to do schoolwork (powerpoints, essays/docs for english class, etc) on since it was a 55 KB JPG small private school >be like 12/13 and an autistic shutin with unmonitored internet access >an absolutely fatal combination >be incredibly f------ horny and depraved >unironically look at animal p---, especially of chicks sucking red rockets >one time my laptop randomly freezes while i'm on an animal p--- site >even holding down the power button doesn't kill the computer >still need my computer to work for school stuff >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >have to bite the bullet and go to my dad to help me restart my computer >my parents are incredibly disappointed but honestly not too surprised AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA*G)(J_W$(Y$(J_*$WEY >>67253410 # >>67253594 # >>67253926 #

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Anon likes chasing fish | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:40:09 No.871891576 >>871891629 Hey 4chan am I autistic? > Be me going to the beach to swim > See fish > Dopamine.mp4 > chase them for like an hour > go home really happy Is this how sharks feel? U Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:42:15 No.871891629 >>871891576 (OP) >am I autistic? yes >how sharks feel? no, they don't feel
O Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:40:09 No.871891576 >>871891629 Hey 4chan am I autistic? > Be me going to the beach to swim > See fish > Dopamine.mp4 > chase them for like an hour > go home really happy Is this how sharks feel? U Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:42:15 No.871891629 >>871891576 (OP) >am I autistic? yes >how sharks feel? no, they don't feel

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