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Anon gets mad at Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)11:49:44 No.783303543 >be me >go on Reddit >check out the 4chan related subs >they're okay but lots of annoying normies trying to pretend to be neet >go to r/greentext 98 KB PNG >see some mod stickied his comment advertising the twitter account he made >call him a f-- >get banned Jesus these redditors are major p------
: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)11:49:44 No.783303543 >be me >go on Reddit >check out the 4chan related subs >they're okay but lots of annoying normies trying to pretend to be neet >go to r/greentext 98 KB PNG >see some mod stickied his comment advertising the twitter account he made >call him a f-- >get banned Jesus these redditors are major p------

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Anon likes fat girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)22:19:00 No.66508853 >be me >23 >never had a gf before >decide to put into plan a basic idea I had years ago >only go after fat girls >spend a lot of time looking at very 48 KB JPG good looking women online who used to be fat >can now tell easily whether a fat woman would be very attractive if she lost the weight >fat girls are easier to date, they're most of my tinder matches, they're the ones who react the most positively to cold approaching >find a literal 10/10 a---- goddess but she's tall and fat, looks like s--- but you can tell there's potential under all that fat >ask her out and she says yes, very enthusiastic about it, have very pleasant date >lose my virginity to her, she was also a virgin (something i found to be very common among fat girls compared to other girls) >talk her into starting to go to the gym with me, first phase >then talk her into changing her diet, second phase >in a few months she loses most of the weight >now i have an extremely loyal and loving 10/10 gf who I'm probably going to marry >mfw i beat the game my stats aren't that bad and I'm definitely not Tbf Chad material.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)22:19:00 No.66508853 >be me >23 >never had a gf before >decide to put into plan a basic idea I had years ago >only go after fat girls >spend a lot of time looking at very 48 KB JPG good looking women online who used to be fat >can now tell easily whether a fat woman would be very attractive if she lost the weight >fat girls are easier to date, they're most of my tinder matches, they're the ones who react the most positively to cold approaching >find a literal 10/10 a---- goddess but she's tall and fat, looks like s--- but you can tell there's potential under all that fat >ask her out and she says yes, very enthusiastic about it, have very pleasant date >lose my virginity to her, she was also a virgin (something i found to be very common among fat girls compared to other girls) >talk her into starting to go to the gym with me, first phase >then talk her into changing her diet, second phase >in a few months she loses most of the weight >now i have an extremely loyal and loving 10/10 gf who I'm probably going to marry >mfw i beat the game my stats aren't that bad and I'm definitely not Tbf Chad material.

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Anon lies to his gf | /r/Greentext


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Anon works with teens | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to quit before it’s even started | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >19 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 >>66776022 (OP) # You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.
: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >19 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 >>66776022 (OP) # You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.

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anon hates the fr*nch | /r/Greentext

1638153933089.jpg 86 KB JPG >see french name in-game >kill them only and nobody else even if it means losing
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Hmmm i wonder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:48:39 No.49553714 >the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)19:48:39 No.49553714 >the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets his activity cucked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:49:09 No.29962622 29962632 >>29962658 >>29962668 2>29962675 >>29962679 >>29962730 >>29962824 >>29962627 >>29962630 >29963405 >>29964050 >29964058 >>29962548 Assholes like you have ruined the cuckolding fetish for guys like me. Now it's just a stupid joke. F--- you. O Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:57: 13 No.29962675 >>29962710 >29962718 29962729 >>29962803 >>29962809 >>29962824 >>29962833 >>29962851 >>29962910 >29962930 >29963117 >29963387 29963405 29963426 >29964058 >29964091 File: 1304047 safe oc humanizel.) png (99 KB, 700x599) >29962622 It's almost like the thing you love has been f----- by another man.
Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:49:09 No.29962622 29962632 >>29962658 >>29962668 2>29962675 >>29962679 >>29962730 >>29962824 >>29962627 >>29962630 >29963405 >>29964050 >29964058 >>29962548 Assholes like you have ruined the cuckolding fetish for guys like me. Now it's just a stupid joke. F--- you. O Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:57: 13 No.29962675 >>29962710 >29962718 29962729 >>29962803 >>29962809 >>29962824 >>29962833 >>29962851 >>29962910 >29962930 >29963117 >29963387 29963405 29963426 >29964058 >29964091 File: 1304047 safe oc humanizel.) png (99 KB, 700x599) >29962622 It's almost like the thing you love has been f----- by another man.

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Anon larps as someone who gets pussy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)08:09:47 No.871819371 You WILL f--- the bag. Last month, I was going in on a one night stand with this reaally hot girl. Things we getting hot, I layed her on her bed, unzipped my fly, and right as I'm putting it in, she asks "Where's your condom?". Right then and there I instantly went flaccid, pulled up my pants, and walked the f--- out. Using a condom is not real sex. If you actually use a condom, you a f------ a bag and you don't have an ounce of dignity, and you may even be a pathetic cuckold. Shame on durex 113 KB JPG you for f------ a bag, and not a real p----. >but! safe sex safe sex! Pull out, have your woman tie her tubes, birth control, even early abortion. >inb4 STDS Don't be an unhealthy fat barrel of monkey spunk, and you should be fine. Don't be an idiot, either. >inb4 angery libtards, kys, idiot, autist, etc By telling me these things you are confirming your status as a cuck to me. Get off my thread If you refuse to f--- the BAG, you have my respect, anon. 27 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)08:09:47 No.871819371 You WILL f--- the bag. Last month, I was going in on a one night stand with this reaally hot girl. Things we getting hot, I layed her on her bed, unzipped my fly, and right as I'm putting it in, she asks "Where's your condom?". Right then and there I instantly went flaccid, pulled up my pants, and walked the f--- out. Using a condom is not real sex. If you actually use a condom, you a f------ a bag and you don't have an ounce of dignity, and you may even be a pathetic cuckold. Shame on durex 113 KB JPG you for f------ a bag, and not a real p----. >but! safe sex safe sex! Pull out, have your woman tie her tubes, birth control, even early abortion. >inb4 STDS Don't be an unhealthy fat barrel of monkey spunk, and you should be fine. Don't be an idiot, either. >inb4 angery libtards, kys, idiot, autist, etc By telling me these things you are confirming your status as a cuck to me. Get off my thread If you refuse to f--- the BAG, you have my respect, anon. 27 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon finds a loophole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/18(Wed)15:31:06 No.775355811 File: 1322261238567.jpg (482 KB, 1200x1800) >>775353580 (OP) >girl friendzoned me >l stopped being her friend >no longer in the friendzone because we're not friends Now you know how to escape, you're welcome.
Anonymous 07/25/18(Wed)15:31:06 No.775355811 File: 1322261238567.jpg (482 KB, 1200x1800) >>775353580 (OP) >girl friendzoned me >l stopped being her friend >no longer in the friendzone because we're not friends Now you know how to escape, you're welcome.

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Anon's neighbour grows weed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezelőtt •.. Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away 155,5 kB PNG >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. REPLY
Anonymous | 45657137 1 perccel ezelőtt •.. Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away 155,5 kB PNG >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience. REPLY

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Anon is stupid, very stupid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/20(Wed)09:58:52 No.57114027 >driving down the road >thinking about how thin the line between life and death is >I could literally just turn the steering wheel and die >or would I? >throw the wheel to the left and fly into 142 KB JPG the ditch >don't die >car stuck in ditch I feel so retarded it's almost empowering
: Anonymous 03/11/20(Wed)09:58:52 No.57114027 >driving down the road >thinking about how thin the line between life and death is >I could literally just turn the steering wheel and die >or would I? >throw the wheel to the left and fly into 142 KB JPG the ditch >don't die >car stuck in ditch I feel so retarded it's almost empowering

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)12:21:06 No.871826313 >be me >Gym rat >Also quite autistic >Go to school STY >Some girls talking to themselves >Walk by then and they notice me >"Hey anon what's your insta" >"Uhm I don't have one" 7 KB JPG >Moment of silence >One girls says "Huh" >Awkwardly walk away and continue with my day >Get home >Go to the gym >Do the best gym session in my entire life >Get about 5 massive PRS >Never gonna forget that day
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)12:21:06 No.871826313 >be me >Gym rat >Also quite autistic >Go to school STY >Some girls talking to themselves >Walk by then and they notice me >"Hey anon what's your insta" >"Uhm I don't have one" 7 KB JPG >Moment of silence >One girls says "Huh" >Awkwardly walk away and continue with my day >Get home >Go to the gym >Do the best gym session in my entire life >Get about 5 massive PRS >Never gonna forget that day

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Anon is looking for a bathroom | /r/Greentext

>be me >gotta pee real bad >can't hold it I'm in the middle of the street >no public toilets over here either >go into a restaurant >head to the bathroom without talking to 120 KB PNG anyone >robot looking f----- stops me and says the bathroom is for customers only >tell him I already ordered >"uh okay sorry about that" >go into bathroom and take a piss >about to head out ... >the same robot screams "SIR" >WHAT >your order is ready >take the order without paying and leave >never go again into that restaurant ever That hamburger was actually good to be honest ...
>be me >gotta pee real bad >can't hold it I'm in the middle of the street >no public toilets over here either >go into a restaurant >head to the bathroom without talking to 120 KB PNG anyone >robot looking f----- stops me and says the bathroom is for customers only >tell him I already ordered >"uh okay sorry about that" >go into bathroom and take a piss >about to head out ... >the same robot screams "SIR" >WHAT >your order is ready >take the order without paying and leave >never go again into that restaurant ever That hamburger was actually good to be honest ...

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An interesting title | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/18(Wed)00:22:54 No.42551236 >Teacher f------ a hot student in the gym locker rooms after school (Fired she was 18) >Teacher got so mad he threw a desk at a student (Fired) >Teacher came to school wasted (Fired) >Teacher browsed the living f--- out of Infowars and would regurgitate every dumb as f--- conspiracy theory to us instead of teaching us American History. Also made us watch Wizard of Oz alongside Dark Side of the Moon. Once stood on his desk SCREAMING about water filters. Named the jew a few times. Also heavily hinted that the Holocaust was faked (Still employed) >Class bullied a teacher so badly she cried (Still Employed) >Goth chick told us she was going to bring a gun to class and murder us. The class jock responded with "Do it c---" >Kid punched a window out in the hallway and cut a major artery and died (Still dead) >Stacy and cheerfriends botched a "throw the girl in the air" during a pep rally and she snapped her arm to a 90degree angle in front of the whole school >Kid s--- himself during a test because he didn't study for it Oh small town USA
Anonymous 01/17/18(Wed)00:22:54 No.42551236 >Teacher f------ a hot student in the gym locker rooms after school (Fired she was 18) >Teacher got so mad he threw a desk at a student (Fired) >Teacher came to school wasted (Fired) >Teacher browsed the living f--- out of Infowars and would regurgitate every dumb as f--- conspiracy theory to us instead of teaching us American History. Also made us watch Wizard of Oz alongside Dark Side of the Moon. Once stood on his desk SCREAMING about water filters. Named the jew a few times. Also heavily hinted that the Holocaust was faked (Still employed) >Class bullied a teacher so badly she cried (Still Employed) >Goth chick told us she was going to bring a gun to class and murder us. The class jock responded with "Do it c---" >Kid punched a window out in the hallway and cut a major artery and died (Still dead) >Stacy and cheerfriends botched a "throw the girl in the air" during a pep rally and she snapped her arm to a 90degree angle in front of the whole school >Kid s--- himself during a test because he didn't study for it Oh small town USA

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Anon puts on a G-string | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.
O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.

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Anon exploits the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)23:14:13 No.783357615 >be me >M16 >high school >tard copies everything I do in an outrageous manner >lightbulb.png 49 KB JPG >gym class >lightly nudge my friend oh his head with my fist >retard sees it >falcon punches the 4/10 gym teacher in the face Kek
: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)23:14:13 No.783357615 >be me >M16 >high school >tard copies everything I do in an outrageous manner >lightbulb.png 49 KB JPG >gym class >lightly nudge my friend oh his head with my fist >retard sees it >falcon punches the 4/10 gym teacher in the face Kek

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Anon makes a noise complaint | /r/Greentext

File: yeet. jpg (8 KB, 317x282) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)15:08:50 No.871831194 >live in cheap-ass apartment with thin as f--- walls >don't mind, I am a mild-mannered and quiet man and don't even play music >unfortunately neighbours' bed is right next to the wall, and they f--- like 6-8 times per week >too awkward to complain >get better idea >dig out my stereo that I never use, and be prepared >select the best possible song >wait >hear neighbours start to f--- again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT, I LIKE TO MOVE-IT-MOVE IT >they stop >l stop >we wait >they start again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT >they stop >this repeats >start doing this every time, always have the song prepared and stereo charged >this goes on for weeks >they're silent for a whole three weeks >I hear them start again I LIKE TO - MOVE IT! >they stop immediately and don't start again >they haven't f----- for 3 months now
File: yeet. jpg (8 KB, 317x282) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)15:08:50 No.871831194 >live in cheap-ass apartment with thin as f--- walls >don't mind, I am a mild-mannered and quiet man and don't even play music >unfortunately neighbours' bed is right next to the wall, and they f--- like 6-8 times per week >too awkward to complain >get better idea >dig out my stereo that I never use, and be prepared >select the best possible song >wait >hear neighbours start to f--- again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT, I LIKE TO MOVE-IT-MOVE IT >they stop >l stop >we wait >they start again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT >they stop >this repeats >start doing this every time, always have the song prepared and stereo charged >this goes on for weeks >they're silent for a whole three weeks >I hear them start again I LIKE TO - MOVE IT! >they stop immediately and don't start again >they haven't f----- for 3 months now

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Anon is 15 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are

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It's Disgustig | /r/Greentext

>be me >quick fap >c-- into toilet >flush >down goes c-- >into sewers 14 KB JPG >into water purification plants >into drinking water >mfw l've been drinking billions of people's c-- >mfw I'm now a giga f----- nonymous 10/02/18(Tue)23:00:07 No.48464586 [Reply) D
>be me >quick fap >c-- into toilet >flush >down goes c-- >into sewers 14 KB JPG >into water purification plants >into drinking water >mfw l've been drinking billions of people's c-- >mfw I'm now a giga f----- nonymous 10/02/18(Tue)23:00:07 No.48464586 [Reply) D

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