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Anon goes to Mexico | /r/Greentext

1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place
1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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Anon loves the view | /r/Greentext

1968-Romeo-and-Juliet-1968-romeo-and-juliet-by-franco-zeffirelli- 21780643-500-375.jpg| 24 KB JPG *boys at back of the class start hollering and clapping* : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:50:33 No.162902027 what a f------ set >>162902058 # >>162902081 # >>162902162 # >>162902947 # >>162902995 # : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:51:15 No.162902058 >>162902027 # I think it was actually filmed in italy with real locations >>162902134 # >>162902299 # >>162902338 # >>162902584 # >>162902756 # >>162903223 # >>162903638 # >>162903676 # >>162903682 # >>162903766 # >>162903769 # >>162903967 # >>162904013 #
1968-Romeo-and-Juliet-1968-romeo-and-juliet-by-franco-zeffirelli- 21780643-500-375.jpg| 24 KB JPG *boys at back of the class start hollering and clapping* : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:50:33 No.162902027 what a f------ set >>162902058 # >>162902081 # >>162902162 # >>162902947 # >>162902995 # : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:51:15 No.162902058 >>162902027 # I think it was actually filmed in italy with real locations >>162902134 # >>162902299 # >>162902338 # >>162902584 # >>162902756 # >>162903223 # >>162903638 # >>162903676 # >>162903682 # >>162903766 # >>162903769 # >>162903967 # >>162904013 #

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anon plays osu | /r/Greentext

> be me a week ago, came back to childhood home for university break >> sleep in my old room >> decide to clean room, and donate no longer needed stuff > find old beaten up laptop >> decide to fire it up to check for old files to transfer >> found osu still installed >> f--- it, just one game >> play for around an hour >> decide to change skin >> found old skins preloaded >> notice one named "Anon's Fave Skin" >> decide to load it up >> game is riddled with cute derp pictures of gf who passed away from cancer four and a half years ago >> tearing up, decided to play a short beatmap >> ending theme song is her singing "I love you anon" in our language, to the tune of an old folk song >> collapse on the floor i thought i have moved on, i miss you seph
> be me a week ago, came back to childhood home for university break >> sleep in my old room >> decide to clean room, and donate no longer needed stuff > find old beaten up laptop >> decide to fire it up to check for old files to transfer >> found osu still installed >> f--- it, just one game >> play for around an hour >> decide to change skin >> found old skins preloaded >> notice one named "Anon's Fave Skin" >> decide to load it up >> game is riddled with cute derp pictures of gf who passed away from cancer four and a half years ago >> tearing up, decided to play a short beatmap >> ending theme song is her singing "I love you anon" in our language, to the tune of an old folk song >> collapse on the floor i thought i have moved on, i miss you seph

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Anon the world renowned retard | /r/Greentext

File: world renowned hunter.jpg (100 KB, 866x1390) O Anonymous (ID: 3PV8Qehq ) [] 01/25/22(Tue)23:15:59 No.14358251 >14358261 >>14358495 >Be me >17 >Hunting rabbits in the woods with my BB gun >See something moving in the distance >Autism kicks in amy >Shoot before I can even confirm what it is >Animal starts yelping >Someone starts running over to the noise from behind the treeline >ohshit.jpg >Book it to my ATV and gtfo >Later that night >Eating dinner with family, dad turns on the alamy news >Old guy talking about how his dog got hit by a BB pellet in the woods >l am anon, world renowned hunter O Anonymous (ID: wp49s/R6 ) 01/25/22(Tue)23:17:10 No.14358259 >>14358266 >>14358376 >be me >see op is 17 >hit the report button
File: world renowned hunter.jpg (100 KB, 866x1390) O Anonymous (ID: 3PV8Qehq ) [] 01/25/22(Tue)23:15:59 No.14358251 >14358261 >>14358495 >Be me >17 >Hunting rabbits in the woods with my BB gun >See something moving in the distance >Autism kicks in amy >Shoot before I can even confirm what it is >Animal starts yelping >Someone starts running over to the noise from behind the treeline >ohshit.jpg >Book it to my ATV and gtfo >Later that night >Eating dinner with family, dad turns on the alamy news >Old guy talking about how his dog got hit by a BB pellet in the woods >l am anon, world renowned hunter O Anonymous (ID: wp49s/R6 ) 01/25/22(Tue)23:17:10 No.14358259 >>14358266 >>14358376 >be me >see op is 17 >hit the report button

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Anon is M E T A | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 44604202 42 min ago .. >be normal kid >get bullied in school >develop social anxiety >become antisocial >slowly forget what socializing is about >get rejected by a girl >never try approaching a girl again >slowly start thinking that women aren't human RN 76.2 kB JPG >they are something else >they are evil >never be "popular" >start hating everyone >you are different >everyone else seems happy >you must be different >find 4chan >tables have turned >now everyone else is just a normie >they don't matter >every woman is just a dumb slut >they don't matter >but this exclusive club called 4chan is special >now i am special, and others are just stupid normies >view world through the chan >pre-accuired twisted worldviews get stronger >no need to actually see what life is >4chan tells me what i need to see >everyone else is just normies >they aren't part of our club >be anon >be 70% of this sites users
Anonymous | 44604202 42 min ago .. >be normal kid >get bullied in school >develop social anxiety >become antisocial >slowly forget what socializing is about >get rejected by a girl >never try approaching a girl again >slowly start thinking that women aren't human RN 76.2 kB JPG >they are something else >they are evil >never be "popular" >start hating everyone >you are different >everyone else seems happy >you must be different >find 4chan >tables have turned >now everyone else is just a normie >they don't matter >every woman is just a dumb slut >they don't matter >but this exclusive club called 4chan is special >now i am special, and others are just stupid normies >view world through the chan >pre-accuired twisted worldviews get stronger >no need to actually see what life is >4chan tells me what i need to see >everyone else is just normies >they aren't part of our club >be anon >be 70% of this sites users

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Anon goes to 4chan to stir shit | /r/Greentext

File: flag.png (1 KB, 1200x800) O Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)12:12:05 No.871424723 >be me, normie >go on 4chan to stir s--- >tell incels that their ideas of reproductive strategies are bogus >there's no way 10% of men father 90% of children and the rest are cuckholds >cite example of my own family >everyone with kids is married to the other parent of their offspring >both my mother and my uncle are really into family research and had DNA tests done on everyone to check ancestry >all of the tests check out, no cuckoldry involved >get told that I must be from that 10% family, and my uncles must also have fathered 90% of the rest of the village >therefore I have Chad genes and my ability to get laid and their inability to get laid is the natural order of things and there's nothing anybody can do about it >nice >turn off the computer and go back to the real world and normal people life is good
File: flag.png (1 KB, 1200x800) O Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)12:12:05 No.871424723 >be me, normie >go on 4chan to stir s--- >tell incels that their ideas of reproductive strategies are bogus >there's no way 10% of men father 90% of children and the rest are cuckholds >cite example of my own family >everyone with kids is married to the other parent of their offspring >both my mother and my uncle are really into family research and had DNA tests done on everyone to check ancestry >all of the tests check out, no cuckoldry involved >get told that I must be from that 10% family, and my uncles must also have fathered 90% of the rest of the village >therefore I have Chad genes and my ability to get laid and their inability to get laid is the natural order of things and there's nothing anybody can do about it >nice >turn off the computer and go back to the real world and normal people life is good

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Anon cares about some dwarfs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339 (OP) # Once you climb kick the ladder. Classic move. 'dn >>162922465 #
: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339 (OP) # Once you climb kick the ladder. Classic move. 'dn >>162922465 #

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Anon overdoses on sugar | /r/Greentext

SNIGKERSN SNIGKERE SNIGKERD DNICKERS TORY W SNICKERS FA LMLE CHOCOLATEPEAM CARAM SNICKERS Candy Warehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SIBKERS
SNIGKERSN SNIGKERE SNIGKERD DNICKERS TORY W SNICKERS FA LMLE CHOCOLATEPEAM CARAM SNICKERS Candy Warehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SIBKERS

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Duality of gamers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:16:06 No.586186335 >friends begging me to play some s----- game with them again 115 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:32:50 No.586187592 >begging friend to play some s----- game with me 47 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:16:06 No.586186335 >friends begging me to play some s----- game with them again 115 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:32:50 No.586187592 >begging friend to play some s----- game with me 47 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't need a flute | /r/Greentext


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Anons know their facts | /r/Greentext


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Anon sees a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:39:08 No.863546656 >Walk into your bedroom >You find Belle Delphine on your bed Wat do??? 74 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:40:16 No.863546726 >>863546656 (OP) # NO OFF THE BED GIT 60 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:39:08 No.863546656 >Walk into your bedroom >You find Belle Delphine on your bed Wat do??? 74 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:40:16 No.863546726 >>863546656 (OP) # NO OFF THE BED GIT 60 KB JPG

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Anon pirates a game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 476925202 10 min. ago >run pirated game >printer starts making noise >full black page, both sides 1 REPLY 31.0 kB JPG
Anonymous 476925202 10 min. ago >run pirated game >printer starts making noise >full black page, both sides 1 REPLY 31.0 kB JPG

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Cider store rules | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45991336 35 perccel ezelőt .0. >be me >24yo femanon >qt 17yo boys outside tesco ask me to buy them cider >hatch plan >walk into tesco and grab the cider >approach qt employee >explain that i saw my abusive bf outside >"don't worry, you can leave through the back door" 67,4 kB JPG >thank him >pay for the cider with the teenagers' money >leave out back door >drink the cider by the canal and browse 4chan on a local cafe's wifi >mfw 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 45991336 35 perccel ezelőt .0. >be me >24yo femanon >qt 17yo boys outside tesco ask me to buy them cider >hatch plan >walk into tesco and grab the cider >approach qt employee >explain that i saw my abusive bf outside >"don't worry, you can leave through the back door" 67,4 kB JPG >thank him >pay for the cider with the teenagers' money >leave out back door >drink the cider by the canal and browse 4chan on a local cafe's wifi >mfw 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon farts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)21:04:34 No.871405503 So I just ruined my life. >be me >in college at lecture >Have upset stomach from night before 177 KB JPG >Ohno.png >Need to go to restroom >Head towards exit >Feel need to fart >Fart >Bad idea >It's a f------ log of s--- >lt slides out from my pants onto the carpet >People are looking >Think that l'll need to pretend to pass out in order to deflect the sheer embarrassment >Pretend to pass out but I land in the log of s--- >Realize and adjust my position >Realize that my attempt to pretend to pass out looks really fake >Literally everyone in the lecture room of about 600 people is looking at me >Leave the lecture theatre stained with s--- >Go home and cry How f----- am l? There is no way people will forget this. 46 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)21:04:34 No.871405503 So I just ruined my life. >be me >in college at lecture >Have upset stomach from night before 177 KB JPG >Ohno.png >Need to go to restroom >Head towards exit >Feel need to fart >Fart >Bad idea >It's a f------ log of s--- >lt slides out from my pants onto the carpet >People are looking >Think that l'll need to pretend to pass out in order to deflect the sheer embarrassment >Pretend to pass out but I land in the log of s--- >Realize and adjust my position >Realize that my attempt to pretend to pass out looks really fake >Literally everyone in the lecture room of about 600 people is looking at me >Leave the lecture theatre stained with s--- >Go home and cry How f----- am l? There is no way people will forget this. 46 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon looks like a celebrity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)04:29:04 No.23691744 >be me, closeted straight ftm >in middle/high school in the 2000s >am around 10lb overweight >Juno comes out >I look sort of like Ellen Page >get called "fat Juno" for the rest of 66 KB JPG school >much time passes >transition >move states, keep no one from old life >still 10lb overweight but lower body fat >stealth >Elliot Page comes out >coworkers talking about it >"ha, they look kind of like anon now" >no >please no 7... >am now "big Elliot"
: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)04:29:04 No.23691744 >be me, closeted straight ftm >in middle/high school in the 2000s >am around 10lb overweight >Juno comes out >I look sort of like Ellen Page >get called "fat Juno" for the rest of 66 KB JPG school >much time passes >transition >move states, keep no one from old life >still 10lb overweight but lower body fat >stealth >Elliot Page comes out >coworkers talking about it >"ha, they look kind of like anon now" >no >please no 7... >am now "big Elliot"

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Anon gets trolled by the maintenance man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)14:59:17 No.871378087 >maintenance guy for apartment goes into my place while l'm at work >installing new fire alarm >go home, see alarm >it's one of those alarms that beeps 217 KB PNG all the time >dumbass installed it directly above my toaster >mfw
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)14:59:17 No.871378087 >maintenance guy for apartment goes into my place while l'm at work >installing new fire alarm >go home, see alarm >it's one of those alarms that beeps 217 KB PNG all the time >dumbass installed it directly above my toaster >mfw

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Going to Brazil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous O 01/25/22(Tue)09:03:27 No.158661656 Some idiot just brought some s--- NFT I made Do people buy NFTS in your country? 7 KB JPG : Anonymous I3 01/25/22(Tue)09:04:17 No.158661697 >>158661656 (OP) # Did you take a picture of yourself and sell it as one of those monkey NFTS? >>158661764 # >>158661805 # >>158661896 # >>158662244 # >>158662285 # >>158662357 # >>158662407 # >>158662499 # >>158662650 #
: Anonymous O 01/25/22(Tue)09:03:27 No.158661656 Some idiot just brought some s--- NFT I made Do people buy NFTS in your country? 7 KB JPG : Anonymous I3 01/25/22(Tue)09:04:17 No.158661697 >>158661656 (OP) # Did you take a picture of yourself and sell it as one of those monkey NFTS? >>158661764 # >>158661805 # >>158661896 # >>158662244 # >>158662285 # >>158662357 # >>158662407 # >>158662499 # >>158662650 #

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