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>Be me, brand new conservative operative wishing to climb the ranks, get a job in the Trump 2024 White House, and have one of those blond conservative women as my wife >Lazy socialists on Reddit are starting some kind of antiwork movement. People 44 KB PNG are quitting their jobs and demanding $20 an hour to flip burgers. >Over the course of several months I eat nothing but junk food and stop cutting my hair. My mission is to infiltrate this den of filthy commies >I join this antiwork group. I become a mod. >I reach out to Fox News about doing an interview. >Of course they give me an interview. It's an inside job >Deep inside Trump Tower there is a model libtard apartment. This is where I broadcast from >I claim to be a t----- dog walker who works 25 hours a week, wants to be a philosopher, and REEES! into the camera like a retarded socialist baboon >Hours later Antiwork disappears from Reddit. My mission was a success >MFW I get a job as Mike Pence's pool boy
>Be me, brand new conservative operative wishing to climb the ranks, get a job in the Trump 2024 White House, and have one of those blond conservative women as my wife >Lazy socialists on Reddit are starting some kind of antiwork movement. People 44 KB PNG are quitting their jobs and demanding $20 an hour to flip burgers. >Over the course of several months I eat nothing but junk food and stop cutting my hair. My mission is to infiltrate this den of filthy commies >I join this antiwork group. I become a mod. >I reach out to Fox News about doing an interview. >Of course they give me an interview. It's an inside job >Deep inside Trump Tower there is a model libtard apartment. This is where I broadcast from >I claim to be a t----- dog walker who works 25 hours a week, wants to be a philosopher, and REEES! into the camera like a retarded socialist baboon >Hours later Antiwork disappears from Reddit. My mission was a success >MFW I get a job as Mike Pence's pool boy

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Anon talks about the state of r/antiwork | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qflgJ+NS ) I 01/26/22(Wed)14:02:34 No.358269789 >>358269004 >t----- mod of antiwork reddit sub goes to fox News for an interview >get humiliated live on national TV >r antiwork ban everyone >everybody laugh 540 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: qflgJ+NS ) I 01/26/22(Wed)14:02:34 No.358269789 >>358269004 >t----- mod of antiwork reddit sub goes to fox News for an interview >get humiliated live on national TV >r antiwork ban everyone >everybody laugh 540 KB PNG

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Don't look at me | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other is retarded JPG 7.3 kB >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY
Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other is retarded JPG 7.3 kB >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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BASED Anon gives random kid a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/18(Mon)07:07:10 No.100049780 >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting Ishoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again l'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. >>100049844 # >>100049852 # >>100049860 # >>100050028 #
: Anonymous 04/23/18(Mon)07:07:10 No.100049780 >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting Ishoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again l'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. >>100049844 # >>100049852 # >>100049860 # >>100050028 #

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It's just a prank bro | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3/Ea54yl) 08/19/13(Mon)17:21:01 No.500877118 >>500875189 (OP) # >Be senior in highschool >Want to pull senior prank with buddy >Head to senior parking lot night before school >Put an orange traffic cone in the middle of a parking spot and fill it with quick set cement >Think: Hahaaha this will be funny when the teachers cant move the cone lolol >Friend and I head home for the night. >Now I wasnt there to see it, but apparently this happened: Cue next morning and students are arriving for school. >Senior dushbag in his dad's 100,000USD Audi come flying into the parking lot. >Dbag tells friends to watch him "drift" around the cone >Dbag completely f---- up and slams into cone at 45 ish mph >Me and my friend's carpool gets there about 5 - 8 minutes after this >Parts of the Audi all over the parking lot, bumper is destroyed, the engine is smoking, and rear driver side tire is flat >Friend and I just keep walking past the crying kid >swear to secrecy >MFW Highschool was so long ago I dont give a f---
Anonymous (ID: 3/Ea54yl) 08/19/13(Mon)17:21:01 No.500877118 >>500875189 (OP) # >Be senior in highschool >Want to pull senior prank with buddy >Head to senior parking lot night before school >Put an orange traffic cone in the middle of a parking spot and fill it with quick set cement >Think: Hahaaha this will be funny when the teachers cant move the cone lolol >Friend and I head home for the night. >Now I wasnt there to see it, but apparently this happened: Cue next morning and students are arriving for school. >Senior dushbag in his dad's 100,000USD Audi come flying into the parking lot. >Dbag tells friends to watch him "drift" around the cone >Dbag completely f---- up and slams into cone at 45 ish mph >Me and my friend's carpool gets there about 5 - 8 minutes after this >Parts of the Audi all over the parking lot, bumper is destroyed, the engine is smoking, and rear driver side tire is flat >Friend and I just keep walking past the crying kid >swear to secrecy >MFW Highschool was so long ago I dont give a f---

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Anon is nice to his mother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:11:40 No.580464958 >>580461630 # >Be me >Taking grillfriend and Mother out to dinner. 82 KB GIF >In car with grillfriend. >Go pick up Mother >"Babe, sit in the back so my Mother can sit up front." >Grillfriend looks at me with dagger eyes but she gets her in ass in the back. >That night she was absolutely furious that I made her sit in back. >l explained to her that my Mother gave birth to me, raised me and will ultimately be there for me when we break up. Stupid thots thinking they'll ever compare to my Mother.
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:11:40 No.580464958 >>580461630 # >Be me >Taking grillfriend and Mother out to dinner. 82 KB GIF >In car with grillfriend. >Go pick up Mother >"Babe, sit in the back so my Mother can sit up front." >Grillfriend looks at me with dagger eyes but she gets her in ass in the back. >That night she was absolutely furious that I made her sit in back. >l explained to her that my Mother gave birth to me, raised me and will ultimately be there for me when we break up. Stupid thots thinking they'll ever compare to my Mother.

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Anon likes Snickers | /r/Greentext

54m (12/27 21:59) · 869443754 91 Re 8 Img JPG 7KB · (212× 249) 24 Replies >be me >right by where I work there is a gas station >every day before I get to work I buy two snickers >during my lunch break I walk over and buy two more >when I finish my work day | stop by the gas station and buy two more >been doing this every day work for two years >this morning walk into gas station to buy my snickers >there is a new kid l've never seen before at the cash register >put down my snickers >kid says >"h-------- are you the snickers guy" >I look at him confused >he says “I honestly thought they were joking about you" >lunch break rolls around so I walk back over >the kid is still there and he says while laughing >"h-------- you must love snickers" >I say "they are my favorite candy" >he laughs even harder >l didn't go back for a third time because I was embarrassed W--. Why the f--- are they talking about me when I'm not there? I thought people at cash registers didn't give a f--- about who goes in. W-- am I supposed to do now?
54m (12/27 21:59) · 869443754 91 Re 8 Img JPG 7KB · (212× 249) 24 Replies >be me >right by where I work there is a gas station >every day before I get to work I buy two snickers >during my lunch break I walk over and buy two more >when I finish my work day | stop by the gas station and buy two more >been doing this every day work for two years >this morning walk into gas station to buy my snickers >there is a new kid l've never seen before at the cash register >put down my snickers >kid says >"h-------- are you the snickers guy" >I look at him confused >he says “I honestly thought they were joking about you" >lunch break rolls around so I walk back over >the kid is still there and he says while laughing >"h-------- you must love snickers" >I say "they are my favorite candy" >he laughs even harder >l didn't go back for a third time because I was embarrassed W--. Why the f--- are they talking about me when I'm not there? I thought people at cash registers didn't give a f--- about who goes in. W-- am I supposed to do now?

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Antiwork at its finest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Zlg4Vhd ) - reddit mod 01/26/22(Wed)14:23:58 No.358272671 LIVE "ANTI-WORK" REDDIT THREAD HAS 1.6 MILLION MEMBERS EWS JESSE WATTERS PRIMETIME 38573AB9-B5EA-4336-804B-20D2113CF7D0.jpg 121 KB JPG so you're telling me a reddit mod from r/antiwork is literally a 30 year old autistic dog walker who also happens to be a balding t----- who has aspirations of being a philosophy teacher. : Anonymous (ID: 16jNsSNc)II 01/26/22(Wed)14:24:44 No.358272784 this is now a t----- hate thread 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: Zlg4Vhd ) - reddit mod 01/26/22(Wed)14:23:58 No.358272671 LIVE "ANTI-WORK" REDDIT THREAD HAS 1.6 MILLION MEMBERS EWS JESSE WATTERS PRIMETIME 38573AB9-B5EA-4336-804B-20D2113CF7D0.jpg 121 KB JPG so you're telling me a reddit mod from r/antiwork is literally a 30 year old autistic dog walker who also happens to be a balding t----- who has aspirations of being a philosophy teacher. : Anonymous (ID: 16jNsSNc)II 01/26/22(Wed)14:24:44 No.358272784 this is now a t----- hate thread 61 KB JPG

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Anon dates an E-thot | /r/Greentext

>first date with girl going well >having a few drinks vibing >she admits to selling nudes for money What is the point in dating anymore? 1m (1/25 16:17) · 67149604 >>67149592 (OP) How did this even come up in conversation? She just randomly brought up the fact that she sells skin for cash? 59s (1/25 16:18) · 67149611 >>67149592 (OP) Who cares? Just f--- her and ghost her after. Modern day women aren't for dating anymore. Best find some f------ hobbies, because the idea of having a loving wife left last generation.
>first date with girl going well >having a few drinks vibing >she admits to selling nudes for money What is the point in dating anymore? 1m (1/25 16:17) · 67149604 >>67149592 (OP) How did this even come up in conversation? She just randomly brought up the fact that she sells skin for cash? 59s (1/25 16:18) · 67149611 >>67149592 (OP) Who cares? Just f--- her and ghost her after. Modern day women aren't for dating anymore. Best find some f------ hobbies, because the idea of having a loving wife left last generation.

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Anon goes to Mexico | /r/Greentext

1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place
1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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Anon loves the view | /r/Greentext

1968-Romeo-and-Juliet-1968-romeo-and-juliet-by-franco-zeffirelli- 21780643-500-375.jpg| 24 KB JPG *boys at back of the class start hollering and clapping* : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:50:33 No.162902027 what a f------ set >>162902058 # >>162902081 # >>162902162 # >>162902947 # >>162902995 # : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:51:15 No.162902058 >>162902027 # I think it was actually filmed in italy with real locations >>162902134 # >>162902299 # >>162902338 # >>162902584 # >>162902756 # >>162903223 # >>162903638 # >>162903676 # >>162903682 # >>162903766 # >>162903769 # >>162903967 # >>162904013 #
1968-Romeo-and-Juliet-1968-romeo-and-juliet-by-franco-zeffirelli- 21780643-500-375.jpg| 24 KB JPG *boys at back of the class start hollering and clapping* : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:50:33 No.162902027 what a f------ set >>162902058 # >>162902081 # >>162902162 # >>162902947 # >>162902995 # : Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)22:51:15 No.162902058 >>162902027 # I think it was actually filmed in italy with real locations >>162902134 # >>162902299 # >>162902338 # >>162902584 # >>162902756 # >>162903223 # >>162903638 # >>162903676 # >>162903682 # >>162903766 # >>162903769 # >>162903967 # >>162904013 #

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anon plays osu | /r/Greentext

> be me a week ago, came back to childhood home for university break >> sleep in my old room >> decide to clean room, and donate no longer needed stuff > find old beaten up laptop >> decide to fire it up to check for old files to transfer >> found osu still installed >> f--- it, just one game >> play for around an hour >> decide to change skin >> found old skins preloaded >> notice one named "Anon's Fave Skin" >> decide to load it up >> game is riddled with cute derp pictures of gf who passed away from cancer four and a half years ago >> tearing up, decided to play a short beatmap >> ending theme song is her singing "I love you anon" in our language, to the tune of an old folk song >> collapse on the floor i thought i have moved on, i miss you seph
> be me a week ago, came back to childhood home for university break >> sleep in my old room >> decide to clean room, and donate no longer needed stuff > find old beaten up laptop >> decide to fire it up to check for old files to transfer >> found osu still installed >> f--- it, just one game >> play for around an hour >> decide to change skin >> found old skins preloaded >> notice one named "Anon's Fave Skin" >> decide to load it up >> game is riddled with cute derp pictures of gf who passed away from cancer four and a half years ago >> tearing up, decided to play a short beatmap >> ending theme song is her singing "I love you anon" in our language, to the tune of an old folk song >> collapse on the floor i thought i have moved on, i miss you seph

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Anon the world renowned retard | /r/Greentext

File: world renowned hunter.jpg (100 KB, 866x1390) O Anonymous (ID: 3PV8Qehq ) [] 01/25/22(Tue)23:15:59 No.14358251 >14358261 >>14358495 >Be me >17 >Hunting rabbits in the woods with my BB gun >See something moving in the distance >Autism kicks in amy >Shoot before I can even confirm what it is >Animal starts yelping >Someone starts running over to the noise from behind the treeline >ohshit.jpg >Book it to my ATV and gtfo >Later that night >Eating dinner with family, dad turns on the alamy news >Old guy talking about how his dog got hit by a BB pellet in the woods >l am anon, world renowned hunter O Anonymous (ID: wp49s/R6 ) 01/25/22(Tue)23:17:10 No.14358259 >>14358266 >>14358376 >be me >see op is 17 >hit the report button
File: world renowned hunter.jpg (100 KB, 866x1390) O Anonymous (ID: 3PV8Qehq ) [] 01/25/22(Tue)23:15:59 No.14358251 >14358261 >>14358495 >Be me >17 >Hunting rabbits in the woods with my BB gun >See something moving in the distance >Autism kicks in amy >Shoot before I can even confirm what it is >Animal starts yelping >Someone starts running over to the noise from behind the treeline >ohshit.jpg >Book it to my ATV and gtfo >Later that night >Eating dinner with family, dad turns on the alamy news >Old guy talking about how his dog got hit by a BB pellet in the woods >l am anon, world renowned hunter O Anonymous (ID: wp49s/R6 ) 01/25/22(Tue)23:17:10 No.14358259 >>14358266 >>14358376 >be me >see op is 17 >hit the report button

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Anon is M E T A | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 44604202 42 min ago .. >be normal kid >get bullied in school >develop social anxiety >become antisocial >slowly forget what socializing is about >get rejected by a girl >never try approaching a girl again >slowly start thinking that women aren't human RN 76.2 kB JPG >they are something else >they are evil >never be "popular" >start hating everyone >you are different >everyone else seems happy >you must be different >find 4chan >tables have turned >now everyone else is just a normie >they don't matter >every woman is just a dumb slut >they don't matter >but this exclusive club called 4chan is special >now i am special, and others are just stupid normies >view world through the chan >pre-accuired twisted worldviews get stronger >no need to actually see what life is >4chan tells me what i need to see >everyone else is just normies >they aren't part of our club >be anon >be 70% of this sites users
Anonymous | 44604202 42 min ago .. >be normal kid >get bullied in school >develop social anxiety >become antisocial >slowly forget what socializing is about >get rejected by a girl >never try approaching a girl again >slowly start thinking that women aren't human RN 76.2 kB JPG >they are something else >they are evil >never be "popular" >start hating everyone >you are different >everyone else seems happy >you must be different >find 4chan >tables have turned >now everyone else is just a normie >they don't matter >every woman is just a dumb slut >they don't matter >but this exclusive club called 4chan is special >now i am special, and others are just stupid normies >view world through the chan >pre-accuired twisted worldviews get stronger >no need to actually see what life is >4chan tells me what i need to see >everyone else is just normies >they aren't part of our club >be anon >be 70% of this sites users

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Anon goes to 4chan to stir shit | /r/Greentext

File: flag.png (1 KB, 1200x800) O Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)12:12:05 No.871424723 >be me, normie >go on 4chan to stir s--- >tell incels that their ideas of reproductive strategies are bogus >there's no way 10% of men father 90% of children and the rest are cuckholds >cite example of my own family >everyone with kids is married to the other parent of their offspring >both my mother and my uncle are really into family research and had DNA tests done on everyone to check ancestry >all of the tests check out, no cuckoldry involved >get told that I must be from that 10% family, and my uncles must also have fathered 90% of the rest of the village >therefore I have Chad genes and my ability to get laid and their inability to get laid is the natural order of things and there's nothing anybody can do about it >nice >turn off the computer and go back to the real world and normal people life is good
File: flag.png (1 KB, 1200x800) O Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)12:12:05 No.871424723 >be me, normie >go on 4chan to stir s--- >tell incels that their ideas of reproductive strategies are bogus >there's no way 10% of men father 90% of children and the rest are cuckholds >cite example of my own family >everyone with kids is married to the other parent of their offspring >both my mother and my uncle are really into family research and had DNA tests done on everyone to check ancestry >all of the tests check out, no cuckoldry involved >get told that I must be from that 10% family, and my uncles must also have fathered 90% of the rest of the village >therefore I have Chad genes and my ability to get laid and their inability to get laid is the natural order of things and there's nothing anybody can do about it >nice >turn off the computer and go back to the real world and normal people life is good

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Anon cares about some dwarfs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339 (OP) # Once you climb kick the ladder. Classic move. 'dn >>162922465 #
: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339 (OP) # Once you climb kick the ladder. Classic move. 'dn >>162922465 #

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Anon overdoses on sugar | /r/Greentext

SNIGKERSN SNIGKERE SNIGKERD DNICKERS TORY W SNICKERS FA LMLE CHOCOLATEPEAM CARAM SNICKERS Candy Warehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SIBKERS
SNIGKERSN SNIGKERE SNIGKERD DNICKERS TORY W SNICKERS FA LMLE CHOCOLATEPEAM CARAM SNICKERS Candy Warehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold SIBKERS

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Duality of gamers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:16:06 No.586186335 >friends begging me to play some s----- game with them again 115 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:32:50 No.586187592 >begging friend to play some s----- game with me 47 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:16:06 No.586186335 >friends begging me to play some s----- game with them again 115 KB PNG : Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)11:32:50 No.586187592 >begging friend to play some s----- game with me 47 KB JPG

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