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: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)12:52:37 No.871359757 gigachad.jpg 56 KB JPG >order food >priority delivery, so the driver has to drive directly to my house instead of delivering other people's food first >no tip added
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)12:52:37 No.871359757 gigachad.jpg 56 KB JPG >order food >priority delivery, so the driver has to drive directly to my house instead of delivering other people's food first >no tip added

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Anon talks about reality of work in 21st century | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: k8yTnGbR ) [] 01/25/22(Tue)02:25:39 No.358046922 >>358046623 >Engineering Brutal schooling and 100-to-1 grad to job ratio >accounting Soul deadening and ruled by HR roasties >medicine Hahaha.. oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder >nursing Physically dangerous and basically a glorified ass wiper >law Jews all the way down
Anonymous (ID: k8yTnGbR ) [] 01/25/22(Tue)02:25:39 No.358046922 >>358046623 >Engineering Brutal schooling and 100-to-1 grad to job ratio >accounting Soul deadening and ruled by HR roasties >medicine Hahaha.. oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder >nursing Physically dangerous and basically a glorified ass wiper >law Jews all the way down

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Just anon and his dog | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342 >be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all day >work is f------ boring as f--- >get new puppy >puppy is sad when I go to work >have idea 31 KB PNG >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break >Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home >Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy
| Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342 >be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all day >work is f------ boring as f--- >get new puppy >puppy is sad when I go to work >have idea 31 KB PNG >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break >Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home >Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy

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You can't come home again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
: Anonymous Coooooo00om 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:17:07 No.132843276 03BFC167-6DBE-43ED-A53E-F7614ECDD2BA.jpg 24 KB JPG >"Rey..Rey Skywalker" Absolute garbage. I left the theater after I heard it : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:18:02 No.132843321 >>132843276 (OP) # Ye no s--- that's when the movie ended >>132843340 # >>132843556 # >>132844401 #
: Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:17:07 No.132843276 03BFC167-6DBE-43ED-A53E-F7614ECDD2BA.jpg 24 KB JPG >"Rey..Rey Skywalker" Absolute garbage. I left the theater after I heard it : Anonymous 04/27/20(Mon)00:18:02 No.132843321 >>132843276 (OP) # Ye no s--- that's when the movie ended >>132843340 # >>132843556 # >>132844401 #

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Ancient anons got caught lacking | /r/Greentext

The skeletal remains of the Lovers of Modena. Researchers have determined both figures are male Image 1642783002272.jpg 198 KB JPG >>871234298 # Anonymous01/23/22(Sun)11:16:48 No.871234298 1232851 >>871232790 # >bruh I think we're gonna die >I'm scared too bro >let's hold each other in our final moments >see ya on the otherside bro Humans 3000 years later >n---- that's gay 1232855
The skeletal remains of the Lovers of Modena. Researchers have determined both figures are male Image 1642783002272.jpg 198 KB JPG >>871234298 # Anonymous01/23/22(Sun)11:16:48 No.871234298 1232851 >>871232790 # >bruh I think we're gonna die >I'm scared too bro >let's hold each other in our final moments >see ya on the otherside bro Humans 3000 years later >n---- that's gay 1232855

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Anon knows his nutrients | /r/Greentext

File: mcchicken.jpg (7 KB, 301x167) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)08:23:11 No.49328430 A McChicken has all the foodgroups Grain - Buns Vegetables - Lettuce Proteins - Chickens Fruit - Mayonnaise Dairy - Mayonnaise >> Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)08:24:14 No.49328445 >> Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)08:24:40 No.49328450 File: 1520495793042.jpg (13 KB, 384x384) >>49328430 (OP) >Fruit - Mayonnaise
File: mcchicken.jpg (7 KB, 301x167) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)08:23:11 No.49328430 A McChicken has all the foodgroups Grain - Buns Vegetables - Lettuce Proteins - Chickens Fruit - Mayonnaise Dairy - Mayonnaise >> Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)08:24:14 No.49328445 >> Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)08:24:40 No.49328450 File: 1520495793042.jpg (13 KB, 384x384) >>49328430 (OP) >Fruit - Mayonnaise

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White, uh, White finds a way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)12:14:49 No.162847860 Tweet B Blabbar.com • Social @GryKngBlakState I am A Patrick Mahomes fan.. however.. It ONLY TOOK 3 GENERATIONS to commit genetic genocide against his Black American roots.. 3 GENERATIONS !! !! !! This is the cost of continued Integration, under the "melting pot" of white Americanism... 3 GENERATIONS @CHIEFSMMZ 17 Tuins 10:47 PM - Nov 28, 2021 - Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 164 Quote Tweets 686 Likes White, uh, White finds a way.png 922 KB PNG >by the 3rd iteration in the franchise, the movie deviated so far from it's roots it became unrecognizable. Sharing no resemblance with the original
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)12:14:49 No.162847860 Tweet B Blabbar.com • Social @GryKngBlakState I am A Patrick Mahomes fan.. however.. It ONLY TOOK 3 GENERATIONS to commit genetic genocide against his Black American roots.. 3 GENERATIONS !! !! !! This is the cost of continued Integration, under the "melting pot" of white Americanism... 3 GENERATIONS @CHIEFSMMZ 17 Tuins 10:47 PM - Nov 28, 2021 - Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 164 Quote Tweets 686 Likes White, uh, White finds a way.png 922 KB PNG >by the 3rd iteration in the franchise, the movie deviated so far from it's roots it became unrecognizable. Sharing no resemblance with the original

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Anon is Russian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)10:49:41 No.871356507 IT'S MORNING IN RUSSIA > GET OUT OF BED > SUCK PUTIN C--- FOR BREAKFAST > DEFEND PUTIN ACTIONS ONLINE > SUCK SOME MORE PUTIN C--- > DINNER TIME, SUCK OFF PUTIN > GOOD NIGHT PUTIN BEST LEADER
: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)10:49:41 No.871356507 IT'S MORNING IN RUSSIA > GET OUT OF BED > SUCK PUTIN C--- FOR BREAKFAST > DEFEND PUTIN ACTIONS ONLINE > SUCK SOME MORE PUTIN C--- > DINNER TIME, SUCK OFF PUTIN > GOOD NIGHT PUTIN BEST LEADER

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Anon gets high | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube -25 times >l thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube -25 times >l thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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Anon donates blood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/03/18(Fri)13:44:13 No.47258475 >be me >donate blood >get message week later >"Your blood has been put to use" >Track down the guy on Facebook >Message him >Really cool guy actually 259 KB JPG >Weeks later >Meet his new GF >"Dude I'm gonna get to third base tonight" >Bitch, that's my blood in your d--- >l'm the one getting to third base, not him >Technically f--- his girl See you later virgins Anonymous 02/28/18(Wed)19:54:42 No.761398814 - >>7Er >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >0_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gt >have mind blowing consensual sex Srealize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mtw someone else basically f----- my gf >mtw I cucked myself
Anonymous 08/03/18(Fri)13:44:13 No.47258475 >be me >donate blood >get message week later >"Your blood has been put to use" >Track down the guy on Facebook >Message him >Really cool guy actually 259 KB JPG >Weeks later >Meet his new GF >"Dude I'm gonna get to third base tonight" >Bitch, that's my blood in your d--- >l'm the one getting to third base, not him >Technically f--- his girl See you later virgins Anonymous 02/28/18(Wed)19:54:42 No.761398814 - >>7Er >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >0_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gt >have mind blowing consensual sex Srealize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mtw someone else basically f----- my gf >mtw I cucked myself

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Anon miscalculates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.65304187 >Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days >Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that | could live off a full paycheck workless for an extended period >Just found out that vacation 92 KB PNG days do not stack, and I keep none of the days I didn't use at the end of each year F--- life
: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.65304187 >Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days >Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that | could live off a full paycheck workless for an extended period >Just found out that vacation 92 KB PNG days do not stack, and I keep none of the days I didn't use at the end of each year F--- life

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Anon is going hunting. | /r/Greentext

IAnonymous 01/12/22(Wed)06:46 21 No.162192854 22162192935 22162197280 >162197397 >162200004 File: Buddy Lilley.png (1.35 MB, 1036x525) >be Vietnam vet >sell all your s--- back home to go fight communists in Rhodesia >pack a modified duffel bag with assault rifle, handgun, ammo and gear from 'Nam >bring said combat loadout on a commercial flight >customs in South Africa notice the weight >tell them it's tools >customs guy just smiles understandingly >shakes your hand and wishes you good luck Yeah, it's never going to be this good again
IAnonymous 01/12/22(Wed)06:46 21 No.162192854 22162192935 22162197280 >162197397 >162200004 File: Buddy Lilley.png (1.35 MB, 1036x525) >be Vietnam vet >sell all your s--- back home to go fight communists in Rhodesia >pack a modified duffel bag with assault rifle, handgun, ammo and gear from 'Nam >bring said combat loadout on a commercial flight >customs in South Africa notice the weight >tell them it's tools >customs guy just smiles understandingly >shakes your hand and wishes you good luck Yeah, it's never going to be this good again

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Anon is a monster | /r/Greentext

>be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say l'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >tum 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANONI!!!" >load up >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >tum around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours world
>be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say l'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >tum 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANONI!!!" >load up >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >tum around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours world

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Anon likes ottoman sultans | /r/Greentext

|Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue)17:10:41 No.139234028 Screenshot_20210209-130922~2.png 401 KB PNG Ottoman Sultans be like
|Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue)17:10:41 No.139234028 Screenshot_20210209-130922~2.png 401 KB PNG Ottoman Sultans be like

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Anon lost something that was worth nothing, but meant a lot to him. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)11:07:19 No.871236751 C7dT5q0X4AAeajJ.jpg 65 KB JPG >be me yesterday >Reddit account is 2 years old, 300000 karma >Hundreds of high quality memes, interesting discussions, game dev posts, etc >post ONE shitpost making fun of trannies >account permanently banned Rest In Peace, old reddit account. I loved you.
: Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)11:07:19 No.871236751 C7dT5q0X4AAeajJ.jpg 65 KB JPG >be me yesterday >Reddit account is 2 years old, 300000 karma >Hundreds of high quality memes, interesting discussions, game dev posts, etc >post ONE shitpost making fun of trannies >account permanently banned Rest In Peace, old reddit account. I loved you.

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Anon exploring | /r/Greentext

1h (1/24 18:37) · 871307485 6 Re · 0 Img · PNG · 467KB · (621 × 703) 2 Replies OPEN Gerber Gerber Baby's first heart attack BLE Ghost Peppers nd 2Foods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 OZ (113g) >be me >10 yo F----- >in bath splashing around slightly rub a------ with finger >feels good.gif >rubbing not enough start trying to make m way inside >hear a pop sound and my finger won't move >fingerstuckinass >freak out start screaming >mom runs in and sees me hunched over with a finger in my ass >bitch starts laughing >I'm crying and screaming at this point >get mad and want to leave on my own now >push real hard >finger slips out >so does a ton of s--- >sight makes me almost puke >dad walks in due to commotion >looks at me with disappointment and leaves >can no longer take baths >can no longer touch a------ Why couldn't I have just had a normal gay awakening TEAR HERE
1h (1/24 18:37) · 871307485 6 Re · 0 Img · PNG · 467KB · (621 × 703) 2 Replies OPEN Gerber Gerber Baby's first heart attack BLE Ghost Peppers nd 2Foods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 OZ (113g) >be me >10 yo F----- >in bath splashing around slightly rub a------ with finger >feels good.gif >rubbing not enough start trying to make m way inside >hear a pop sound and my finger won't move >fingerstuckinass >freak out start screaming >mom runs in and sees me hunched over with a finger in my ass >bitch starts laughing >I'm crying and screaming at this point >get mad and want to leave on my own now >push real hard >finger slips out >so does a ton of s--- >sight makes me almost puke >dad walks in due to commotion >looks at me with disappointment and leaves >can no longer take baths >can no longer touch a------ Why couldn't I have just had a normal gay awakening TEAR HERE

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

>be working out at midnight at my 24 hour local no name gym >two mexican guys show up maybe 10 minutes apart >both are new years guys >first guy (we'll call him Jose) is skinny fat 103 KB JPG goblin with terrible posture, fully leaned forward >2nd guy (call him JosB) is fat ass mouthbreather >Jose jogs for 10 minutes then goes to do lat pull >f------ says "set a timer for one minute" to his watch OUTLOUD after every set >most monotone dead voice ive ever heard >that is a broken man >JosB goes straight to the smith machine and pulls a bench over to do bench press >puts a ten and a five on each side >slams out like 5 reps with terrible form and then pulls out his phone and scrolls for like 10 minutes >Jose finishes his pulldowns, straightens up his posture and keeps stretching out his shoulders >Jose then does a bunch of other upper back workouts (high row, shoulder press, shrugs) >JosB still doing fake bench press at the smith machine >Jose basically finishes his workout drenched and f------ trembling. >he pushes to failure a few times and literally looks like hes about to cry >He walks over to the treadmill f------ SHAKING and then SPRINTS for 5 minutes >im talking like a goddamn cheetah >he slams the stop button at the end of it huffing and puffing >looks like hes about to puke >JosB still at the smith machine >im pretty sure hes taking selfies >its been 50 minutes >Jose leaves after sitting in his car for like 20 minutes rubbing his shoulders I hope Jose makes it. He looked really depressed and focused. Also f--- them both though I literally couldn't focus on my workout watching these two f------ retards >>65264707 # >>65266199 # >>65266312 # >>65268870 # >>65268884 #
>be working out at midnight at my 24 hour local no name gym >two mexican guys show up maybe 10 minutes apart >both are new years guys >first guy (we'll call him Jose) is skinny fat 103 KB JPG goblin with terrible posture, fully leaned forward >2nd guy (call him JosB) is fat ass mouthbreather >Jose jogs for 10 minutes then goes to do lat pull >f------ says "set a timer for one minute" to his watch OUTLOUD after every set >most monotone dead voice ive ever heard >that is a broken man >JosB goes straight to the smith machine and pulls a bench over to do bench press >puts a ten and a five on each side >slams out like 5 reps with terrible form and then pulls out his phone and scrolls for like 10 minutes >Jose finishes his pulldowns, straightens up his posture and keeps stretching out his shoulders >Jose then does a bunch of other upper back workouts (high row, shoulder press, shrugs) >JosB still doing fake bench press at the smith machine >Jose basically finishes his workout drenched and f------ trembling. >he pushes to failure a few times and literally looks like hes about to cry >He walks over to the treadmill f------ SHAKING and then SPRINTS for 5 minutes >im talking like a goddamn cheetah >he slams the stop button at the end of it huffing and puffing >looks like hes about to puke >JosB still at the smith machine >im pretty sure hes taking selfies >its been 50 minutes >Jose leaves after sitting in his car for like 20 minutes rubbing his shoulders I hope Jose makes it. He looked really depressed and focused. Also f--- them both though I literally couldn't focus on my workout watching these two f------ retards >>65264707 # >>65266199 # >>65266312 # >>65268870 # >>65268884 #

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Anon is the n word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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Talk with granddad | /r/Greentext

ITT:Talk with granddad 11/02/18(Fri)11:31:07 No.49050868 >be me >western europe f-- >granddad only comes to visit once a month >"Anon! I missed you!" etc >starts talking about how great life was in the communist era 6 KB JPG >oh no >Ben Shapiro bursts through the window with a 12mm shotgun (pic related) >shoots him 5 times >another libtard pwnd >goddamn it
ITT:Talk with granddad 11/02/18(Fri)11:31:07 No.49050868 >be me >western europe f-- >granddad only comes to visit once a month >"Anon! I missed you!" etc >starts talking about how great life was in the communist era 6 KB JPG >oh no >Ben Shapiro bursts through the window with a 12mm shotgun (pic related) >shoots him 5 times >another libtard pwnd >goddamn it

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