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File: 1372962827556 gif-(426 KB, 500x282, whathaveidone gif) Anonymous (ID: CmZth2jV) 07/04/13(Thu)14:33:47 No.491101037 This happened a few years ago, I just wanted to share >be me >have random idea to prank call someone for the first time in my life >decide to be original and craft my own call >thirty minutes go by >eureka >pick someone randəm in phone book >call CN >girl picks up, maybe thirteen >Girl: "Hello?" >Me: "Is this the Suicide Hotline?" >G "Uh, no this is the Smith household." >M: "F--- I CANT DO ANYTHING RICHT" >høld phone up to computer, play gunshot sound effect >drop phone, leave it off the hook: >G. OH MY GOD, DADI DAD SOMEONE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES! >she starts crying, runs away >hear dad asking her to calm down and explain >l assume she does all I can hear is sobbing dad starts freaking out >dad tries to calm her down 2says something along the lines of "We'll be okay, at least it wasn't someone we know." >she gets angry, screams something like. "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?", walks off >dad sits down by phone, starts weeping >i hang up the phone. >fiw I have permanently scarred a family >ffw I have strained and may have broken the løving relationship between father and daughter >tfw the daughter is probably in therapy right now And that was the last time I ever prank called someone.
File: 1372962827556 gif-(426 KB, 500x282, whathaveidone gif) Anonymous (ID: CmZth2jV) 07/04/13(Thu)14:33:47 No.491101037 This happened a few years ago, I just wanted to share >be me >have random idea to prank call someone for the first time in my life >decide to be original and craft my own call >thirty minutes go by >eureka >pick someone randəm in phone book >call CN >girl picks up, maybe thirteen >Girl: "Hello?" >Me: "Is this the Suicide Hotline?" >G "Uh, no this is the Smith household." >M: "F--- I CANT DO ANYTHING RICHT" >høld phone up to computer, play gunshot sound effect >drop phone, leave it off the hook: >G. OH MY GOD, DADI DAD SOMEONE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES! >she starts crying, runs away >hear dad asking her to calm down and explain >l assume she does all I can hear is sobbing dad starts freaking out >dad tries to calm her down 2says something along the lines of "We'll be okay, at least it wasn't someone we know." >she gets angry, screams something like. "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?", walks off >dad sits down by phone, starts weeping >i hang up the phone. >fiw I have permanently scarred a family >ffw I have strained and may have broken the løving relationship between father and daughter >tfw the daughter is probably in therapy right now And that was the last time I ever prank called someone.

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O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fr)20:56. 15 No. 307324631 File: pic.jpg (131 KB, 1600x902) >>307322435 Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)20:57:25 No. 307324746 > >>307324631 this website is for whites only O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)21:02:30 No.307325124 File: pic2.jpg (1.42 MB, 3264x1840) >>307324746
O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fr)20:56. 15 No. 307324631 File: pic.jpg (131 KB, 1600x902) >>307322435 Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)20:57:25 No. 307324746 > >>307324631 this website is for whites only O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)21:02:30 No.307325124 File: pic2.jpg (1.42 MB, 3264x1840) >>307324746

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File: pepe.png (8 KB, 185x273) O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:03:12 No.67043580 > throw massive new year party my sister and I both invite all our frens > see my bro (19) with this girl > plastered, but still lucid enough to realise she is one of my sis' friends > tell him this girl is barely 15 "brooooo0o you know me, I won't do anything with her, trust meeee" > AlrightThen.jpg > ffw a week > hanging out with my bro > he tells me he's seeing the girl again because he's in love with her > mfw he's gonna d--- down a litteral child > mfw my bro is going to jail Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:09:55 No.67043625 File: D38B9B71-8E03-4C38-A170-8(...).png (142 KB, 360x346) Bro is massive retard f-----. 15 is overaged IMO O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:13:45 No.67043651 15 ???? bro the maximum is 10, this n---- be hitting on real grannies fr fr Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:20:53 No.67043696 10, really? this tard should get them before primary school
File: pepe.png (8 KB, 185x273) O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:03:12 No.67043580 > throw massive new year party my sister and I both invite all our frens > see my bro (19) with this girl > plastered, but still lucid enough to realise she is one of my sis' friends > tell him this girl is barely 15 "brooooo0o you know me, I won't do anything with her, trust meeee" > AlrightThen.jpg > ffw a week > hanging out with my bro > he tells me he's seeing the girl again because he's in love with her > mfw he's gonna d--- down a litteral child > mfw my bro is going to jail Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:09:55 No.67043625 File: D38B9B71-8E03-4C38-A170-8(...).png (142 KB, 360x346) Bro is massive retard f-----. 15 is overaged IMO O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:13:45 No.67043651 15 ???? bro the maximum is 10, this n---- be hitting on real grannies fr fr Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:20:53 No.67043696 10, really? this tard should get them before primary school

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