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Anon is having a good day | /r/Greentext


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Wholesome 4chan thread... oh wait! | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to participate in high iq political discourse | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a hacker | /r/Greentext


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Anon proposes a time travel conundrum | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a reason to live | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)10:29:47 No.67041627 >dont have a reason to live >idea.jpeg >get addicted to heroin >have reason to live 9 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)10:29:47 No.67041627 >dont have a reason to live >idea.jpeg >get addicted to heroin >have reason to live 9 KB PNG

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Anon makes mac and cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/18(Fri) 10:39:46 No.783867310 >be me >make mac and cheese >go ahead and make two boxes because l'll have leftovers >make a bowl and put the leftovers in the fridge 150 KB JPG >ffw 30 minites >hungry.jpeg >grab the tupperware with 1 1/2 boxes worth of mac >waddle upstairs and finish the whole f------ thing >leftovers successfully deleted Why am I like this???
: Anonymous 11/02/18(Fri) 10:39:46 No.783867310 >be me >make mac and cheese >go ahead and make two boxes because l'll have leftovers >make a bowl and put the leftovers in the fridge 150 KB JPG >ffw 30 minites >hungry.jpeg >grab the tupperware with 1 1/2 boxes worth of mac >waddle upstairs and finish the whole f------ thing >leftovers successfully deleted Why am I like this???

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Anon hates reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 784493758 4 min. geleden •.. >be you >reddit f-- lurking /b/ for content to steal >see this thread >screen cap and post to r/greentext >make s----- title like "anon hates reddit" >get 3000 upvotes 48,3 kB JPG enjoy your karma, f----- >later >be you >youtube compilation channel browsing r/ greentext >see this >add it to a 10 minute greentext compilation >make some gay title like "funniest 15 second stories v400" enjoy your s----- ad money, f----- REPLY
Anonymous | 784493758 4 min. geleden •.. >be you >reddit f-- lurking /b/ for content to steal >see this thread >screen cap and post to r/greentext >make s----- title like "anon hates reddit" >get 3000 upvotes 48,3 kB JPG enjoy your karma, f----- >later >be you >youtube compilation channel browsing r/ greentext >see this >add it to a 10 minute greentext compilation >make some gay title like "funniest 15 second stories v400" enjoy your s----- ad money, f----- REPLY

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Anon is underaged | /r/Greentext

ITT Big Screw-ups I'll start. >Be me >go to church with my family >the preacher says >"god is Among Us" >Autism.jpg 103 KB PNG >literally burst out laughing and screaming sus out of instinct >Everyone looks at me in disgust >mfw they refuse to speak with me now
ITT Big Screw-ups I'll start. >Be me >go to church with my family >the preacher says >"god is Among Us" >Autism.jpg 103 KB PNG >literally burst out laughing and screaming sus out of instinct >Everyone looks at me in disgust >mfw they refuse to speak with me now

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Anon found out about the piss goblins | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)09:03:16 No.67040942 >drink 1.5l of water in one sitting >Have to piss a lot POPO >Go to bed >Wake up having to piss in the morning, piss is still clear POPOV 339 KB PNG >Drink 1.5l of vodka and a mixer in one sitting >Piss maybe once or twice >Go to bed >Wake up, don't have to piss >Whatever piss that does come out is deep yellow How does this work? Where is my piss disappearing to? Are there piss goblins or something that steal my pee when I'm drunk?
: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)09:03:16 No.67040942 >drink 1.5l of water in one sitting >Have to piss a lot POPO >Go to bed >Wake up having to piss in the morning, piss is still clear POPOV 339 KB PNG >Drink 1.5l of vodka and a mixer in one sitting >Piss maybe once or twice >Go to bed >Wake up, don't have to piss >Whatever piss that does come out is deep yellow How does this work? Where is my piss disappearing to? Are there piss goblins or something that steal my pee when I'm drunk?

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anon goes to Wendy's | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 48813221 2 min ago >Be me >At Wendy's waiting in line for tendies >Black guy walks into store and stands behind me >Immediately think to myself, "s---, this dude is about the rob the store" >Realize that I just unfairly based my thoughts on a stereotype >Decide that thinking in that way is unfair to others and close-minded 25.7 kB JPG and that I should pursue a more open-minded and accepting view of humanity from now on >Black guy pulls out gun >Robs the store >mfw REPLY
Anonymous | 48813221 2 min ago >Be me >At Wendy's waiting in line for tendies >Black guy walks into store and stands behind me >Immediately think to myself, "s---, this dude is about the rob the store" >Realize that I just unfairly based my thoughts on a stereotype >Decide that thinking in that way is unfair to others and close-minded 25.7 kB JPG and that I should pursue a more open-minded and accepting view of humanity from now on >Black guy pulls out gun >Robs the store >mfw REPLY

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Firth grade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op
: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op

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Ma'am stop | /r/Greentext

No.723560076 53 minutes ago JPG 23.9 KiB 495x495 >be me >14 y/o > school uses white boards > replace white board marker ink with permanent marker ink > Bio class > teacher happens to teach human reproduction on that day > Live in a pretty conservative country so it is a taboo topic > draws huge c--- on the board > class over > next teacher comes in > tries to erase the board > class laughs > my autism kicks in > "Ma'am stop rubbing the penis" > She loses it > principal's office > She doesn't know I replaced the ink > Lets me go >I go back and see 3 bottles of acetone from the chem lab > successfully wasted time and resources
No.723560076 53 minutes ago JPG 23.9 KiB 495x495 >be me >14 y/o > school uses white boards > replace white board marker ink with permanent marker ink > Bio class > teacher happens to teach human reproduction on that day > Live in a pretty conservative country so it is a taboo topic > draws huge c--- on the board > class over > next teacher comes in > tries to erase the board > class laughs > my autism kicks in > "Ma'am stop rubbing the penis" > She loses it > principal's office > She doesn't know I replaced the ink > Lets me go >I go back and see 3 bottles of acetone from the chem lab > successfully wasted time and resources

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Anon does what is called a pro gamer moment | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. 59 KB JPG 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu
| Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. 59 KB JPG 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

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Anon gets a bonsai tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon misses 2008 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/14/18(Wed)02:03:49 No.49268962 >tfw ideal is qt emo looking gf >pale skin, black hair, bangs, cute face, not fat >it's not 2008 anymore >l didn't have to courage to talk to them when I was a 54 KB PNG teenager >emo chicks aren't around anymore, especially in 20s age bracket this feels like when your favourite food place stops making your favourite limited time food, but worse.
: Anonymous 11/14/18(Wed)02:03:49 No.49268962 >tfw ideal is qt emo looking gf >pale skin, black hair, bangs, cute face, not fat >it's not 2008 anymore >l didn't have to courage to talk to them when I was a 54 KB PNG teenager >emo chicks aren't around anymore, especially in 20s age bracket this feels like when your favourite food place stops making your favourite limited time food, but worse.

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Anon Learns The Globe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)08:34:00 No.36887885 >be american BORN TO >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is 100 000$ FEEL 14 KB JPG >be european >get beheaded by isis >be asian >suicide because of stress and no gf >be african >be african >be australian >get killed by venomous animal and lose war against emu I guess no place on earth is good after all
Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)08:34:00 No.36887885 >be american BORN TO >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is 100 000$ FEEL 14 KB JPG >be european >get beheaded by isis >be asian >suicide because of stress and no gf >be african >be african >be australian >get killed by venomous animal and lose war against emu I guess no place on earth is good after all

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Anon doesn't understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)18:39:35 No.870887802 1642471935984.png 161 KB PNG >turns out there is a girl who has a crush on me >but she has a boyfriend How does that work?
: Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)18:39:35 No.870887802 1642471935984.png 161 KB PNG >turns out there is a girl who has a crush on me >but she has a boyfriend How does that work?

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Anon reads Harry Potter | /r/Greentext


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