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Anonymous What did they mean by this? 01/10/22(Mon)10:43:53 No.12642787 >"Hey, capitalism is so evil! Look at all these starving poor people!" >Seizes power, tries implementing socialism >Poor people remain poor and start starving even more than they were before 50 KB PNG Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)11:10:02 No.12642885 >>12642787 (OP) >start starving even more than they were before Except this isn't true.
Anonymous What did they mean by this? 01/10/22(Mon)10:43:53 No.12642787 >"Hey, capitalism is so evil! Look at all these starving poor people!" >Seizes power, tries implementing socialism >Poor people remain poor and start starving even more than they were before 50 KB PNG Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)11:10:02 No.12642885 >>12642787 (OP) >start starving even more than they were before Except this isn't true.

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B A S E DVery useful advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)18:58:16 No.858512914 >roommate asks me to drive him to his dealer >sure, I have nothing going on >get in, start the car, put on seatbelt >notice roommate doesn't have his 8 KB JPG seatbelt on >ask him to put it on >"Why? Aren't you a good driver?" >tell him it's my car andI want him to have his seatbelt on >"lol f--- you man just drive" >okay >get on the road, accelerate to 40mph >slam on the brakes >roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield >oh s---, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your f------ seatbelt on >he does >I turn the car around and drive us back home F------ f----- can walk to his dealer's now. Wear your seatbelts.
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)18:58:16 No.858512914 >roommate asks me to drive him to his dealer >sure, I have nothing going on >get in, start the car, put on seatbelt >notice roommate doesn't have his 8 KB JPG seatbelt on >ask him to put it on >"Why? Aren't you a good driver?" >tell him it's my car andI want him to have his seatbelt on >"lol f--- you man just drive" >okay >get on the road, accelerate to 40mph >slam on the brakes >roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield >oh s---, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your f------ seatbelt on >he does >I turn the car around and drive us back home F------ f----- can walk to his dealer's now. Wear your seatbelts.

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Anon gets a Teacher | /r/Greentext

peaher.jpg (56 KB, 640x426) google iqdb Anonymous (ID: WNdy4bK5 ) 1 hour ago No.550424805 >>550425229 Teacher Stories: >First day of high school >Have 8/10 female english teacher in her mid 20s >Says she wants us to get to know her >Asks each kid to write down a question for her and drop it in box >Don't need to sign name if you don't want >l write "Do you swallow?" >Drop paper in box >She opens box and starts answering questions >Gets to my scrap of paper >"T'm not going to read this one out loud. But the answer is yes." >buckets thinking about that for months Anonymous (ID: 6/XiSUst ) 1 hour ago No 550425229 >>550425453 >>550424805 (OP) 10/10
peaher.jpg (56 KB, 640x426) google iqdb Anonymous (ID: WNdy4bK5 ) 1 hour ago No.550424805 >>550425229 Teacher Stories: >First day of high school >Have 8/10 female english teacher in her mid 20s >Says she wants us to get to know her >Asks each kid to write down a question for her and drop it in box >Don't need to sign name if you don't want >l write "Do you swallow?" >Drop paper in box >She opens box and starts answering questions >Gets to my scrap of paper >"T'm not going to read this one out loud. But the answer is yes." >buckets thinking about that for months Anonymous (ID: 6/XiSUst ) 1 hour ago No 550425229 >>550425453 >>550424805 (OP) 10/10

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Anon is vaccinated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)23:04:28 No.870421009 >be me >works in big company. office job >vaccinated not retarded hetero male >sees group at workplace that resists vaccination >heard them talk about how forcing vaccines is so nazi like, and vaccinated people are so horrible towards them >one of the retards say "they are basically nazis" >create a group with all vaccinated regular human beings, 90 KB JPG and tell them what i've heard >people at work that are not vaccinated are mostly ignored and are not allowed in the main break room area, and they must all now go to a very small room to have lunch in. >i start to do the nazi salute saying " heil pfizer" >everyone goes with it, and it becomes the new regular greeting > i get promoted to manager and now unvaccinated people must eat lunch outside the building i regret nothing. i saw a path towards a happier and safer environment and sacrificed inferior individuals for it. heil pfizer
: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)23:04:28 No.870421009 >be me >works in big company. office job >vaccinated not retarded hetero male >sees group at workplace that resists vaccination >heard them talk about how forcing vaccines is so nazi like, and vaccinated people are so horrible towards them >one of the retards say "they are basically nazis" >create a group with all vaccinated regular human beings, 90 KB JPG and tell them what i've heard >people at work that are not vaccinated are mostly ignored and are not allowed in the main break room area, and they must all now go to a very small room to have lunch in. >i start to do the nazi salute saying " heil pfizer" >everyone goes with it, and it becomes the new regular greeting > i get promoted to manager and now unvaccinated people must eat lunch outside the building i regret nothing. i saw a path towards a happier and safer environment and sacrificed inferior individuals for it. heil pfizer

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Anon shows a cop their titties | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/21(Sat)20:09:16 No.865829674 >Driving home >Going 75 in a 60 >Cop driving opposite side of highway >Watch in my rearview as he turns at the median and gets behind me >Pulls me over 174 KB JPG >Informs me he clocked me at 75 >Asks if I have some sort of emergency >No >Asks if l've had any traffic violations in last 12 months >No >Takes my licence >3 minutes later gives it back >Do me a favor and slow down Uhhhh guys...I think white privilege may be real. How the f--- didn't I get a ticket going 15 over?
: Anonymous 10/30/21(Sat)20:09:16 No.865829674 >Driving home >Going 75 in a 60 >Cop driving opposite side of highway >Watch in my rearview as he turns at the median and gets behind me >Pulls me over 174 KB JPG >Informs me he clocked me at 75 >Asks if I have some sort of emergency >No >Asks if l've had any traffic violations in last 12 months >No >Takes my licence >3 minutes later gives it back >Do me a favor and slow down Uhhhh guys...I think white privilege may be real. How the f--- didn't I get a ticket going 15 over?

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anon stops playing fortnite | /r/Greentext

>live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians 131 KB JPG
>live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians 131 KB JPG

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I don’t think he did | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)09:08:37 No.44086488 >>44086263 (OP) # >Having sex with girlfriend >Not really a kinky guy, having fun with slow strokes in the missionary position >she screams out "do what you want with me!" >Shout back "I am!" >keep doing what I was doing before Did I f--- up?
: Anonymous 12/26/17(Tue)09:08:37 No.44086488 >>44086263 (OP) # >Having sex with girlfriend >Not really a kinky guy, having fun with slow strokes in the missionary position >she screams out "do what you want with me!" >Shout back "I am!" >keep doing what I was doing before Did I f--- up?

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Anon doesnt like Gen Z | /r/Greentext

>be me >20 year old zoomer >supersingle >try to talk to fellow zoomer girl >hello >THATS KINDA SUS 16 KB JPG >КРОР >ΤΙΚΤΟΚ >LOL I LOVE MEMES IM SO QUIRKY why are they like this
>be me >20 year old zoomer >supersingle >try to talk to fellow zoomer girl >hello >THATS KINDA SUS 16 KB JPG >КРОР >ΤΙΚΤΟΚ >LOL I LOVE MEMES IM SO QUIRKY why are they like this

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)10:27:42 No.870385484 College is s--- man >be me >first day back at college >go to first class >fundamentals of business 505 KB PNG >late >sit next to broccoli hair f----- bc no seats left >old boomer for professor, shills his s----- text book >i'm just going to pirate it kek >next class >music appreciation >stand outside classroom for 30 minutes waiting on professor >20 other c---- standing, no one is talking, everyone on cell phone >ask girl next to me what her major is >gives me a death stare and says nothing >goddamn.jpeg >professor finally arrives late, spends entire class talking about how music is the most important subject >raise hand, say that that's not true >"name a more important subject anon" >"like, all of them. i'm just in here because i don't want to take a second english" >no one laughs >feel like an a------, was trying to joke around My next class is public speaking, god f------ help me.
: Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)10:27:42 No.870385484 College is s--- man >be me >first day back at college >go to first class >fundamentals of business 505 KB PNG >late >sit next to broccoli hair f----- bc no seats left >old boomer for professor, shills his s----- text book >i'm just going to pirate it kek >next class >music appreciation >stand outside classroom for 30 minutes waiting on professor >20 other c---- standing, no one is talking, everyone on cell phone >ask girl next to me what her major is >gives me a death stare and says nothing >goddamn.jpeg >professor finally arrives late, spends entire class talking about how music is the most important subject >raise hand, say that that's not true >"name a more important subject anon" >"like, all of them. i'm just in here because i don't want to take a second english" >no one laughs >feel like an a------, was trying to joke around My next class is public speaking, god f------ help me.

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Anon keeps it simple | /r/Greentext

>be me >fish ><>
>be me >fish ><>

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What is reality? | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (9 KB, 215x234) O Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)20:51:28 No.870400006 >had my first boyfriend when I was 16 >told me Im natural when It comes to BJ, feel flattered and do it with joy >next boyfriend I had with 18 told me the same >when I was 22 I had another one, told me the same as well >get drunk with my girls, we have a talk about sex >boast how good my head is >my friends smile >Friend A "yeah anon, that's what they told me too" >Friend B "I heard the same" >Friend C, more of the silent type, typical nerd: "I think they just conditioned you by positive reinforcement." silence.exe >go back home later >lay in bed >contemplate my aquired d---------- addiction Are men really this cunning?
File: images.jpg (9 KB, 215x234) O Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)20:51:28 No.870400006 >had my first boyfriend when I was 16 >told me Im natural when It comes to BJ, feel flattered and do it with joy >next boyfriend I had with 18 told me the same >when I was 22 I had another one, told me the same as well >get drunk with my girls, we have a talk about sex >boast how good my head is >my friends smile >Friend A "yeah anon, that's what they told me too" >Friend B "I heard the same" >Friend C, more of the silent type, typical nerd: "I think they just conditioned you by positive reinforcement." silence.exe >go back home later >lay in bed >contemplate my aquired d---------- addiction Are men really this cunning?

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Anon is mean | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" 8 KB JPG >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread
: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" 8 KB JPG >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread

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Remembering Good Times with Puppy | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a chat with his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

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Anon is a artist. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Anon tells the time | /r/Greentext

1418776509444.jpg| 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"
1418776509444.jpg| 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

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gf feels ..... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok 326 KB PNG >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him >>14818837 # >>14818848 # >>14818881 # >>14818889 # >>14818892 # >>14818905 # >>14820244 # >>14820367 # >>14820732 # >>14821629 # >>14823419 #
Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok 326 KB PNG >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him >>14818837 # >>14818848 # >>14818881 # >>14818889 # >>14818892 # >>14818905 # >>14820244 # >>14820367 # >>14820732 # >>14821629 # >>14823419 #

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Anon goes to subway | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/27/13(Sun)20:15:03 UTC-4 No.513020284 Replies: >>513022161 >>51302 ITT: Fastfood stories 'll start: >be me living at uni >go to Subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from the back >9/10 skinny blond >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >I wait a bit and she gives me look >figure she's on hold and 'd better order >Ya, 'l have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and-" >c--- cuts me off >"Can't you see I'm on the f------ phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"Alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was bitching at me, a former Subway employee >time to f--- up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >make her microwave that s--- for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the vegies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me laughing his ass off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her l'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >she calls me an a------ and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediatly spews all of its contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >Ive changed my mind, l'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."
Anonymous 10/27/13(Sun)20:15:03 UTC-4 No.513020284 Replies: >>513022161 >>51302 ITT: Fastfood stories 'll start: >be me living at uni >go to Subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from the back >9/10 skinny blond >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >I wait a bit and she gives me look >figure she's on hold and 'd better order >Ya, 'l have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and-" >c--- cuts me off >"Can't you see I'm on the f------ phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"Alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was bitching at me, a former Subway employee >time to f--- up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >make her microwave that s--- for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the vegies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me laughing his ass off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her l'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >she calls me an a------ and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediatly spews all of its contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >Ive changed my mind, l'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."

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