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Anonymous | 775754777 O min. ago >Be grug >See chadungo >Chadungo has cavewoman >Cavewoman no love grug >Grug get mad >Me get pointy rock and stick >Make pointy rock stick >Go to chadungo's cave >Poke him hard in the eye >Continue poke him in eye and chest >Red water come out of body >Take cavewoman >She love me now 24.7 kB JPG >See you later rockposters with no cavewoman
Anonymous | 775754777 O min. ago >Be grug >See chadungo >Chadungo has cavewoman >Cavewoman no love grug >Grug get mad >Me get pointy rock and stick >Make pointy rock stick >Go to chadungo's cave >Poke him hard in the eye >Continue poke him in eye and chest >Red water come out of body >Take cavewoman >She love me now 24.7 kB JPG >See you later rockposters with no cavewoman

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Anon gets seen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/18(Mon)16:47:15 No.48717622 >Was snapchatting with a girl a lot every day for a week >Ask her out on a date, goes fine (I think) >Snap her again today to say hi and I had a good 39 KB PNG time with her >Opened 3 hours ago kill me 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 10/15/18(Mon)16:47:15 No.48717622 >Was snapchatting with a girl a lot every day for a week >Ask her out on a date, goes fine (I think) >Snap her again today to say hi and I had a good 39 KB PNG time with her >Opened 3 hours ago kill me 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Fucking relatable | /r/Greentext


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Anon says Good Morning | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes on /lit/ | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a house cleaner. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:04:45 No.789303055 >be me >fairly wealthy but not rich enough to be president >sitting in my house while my house cleaner Maria is dusting >decide l'm tired of not g----------- >get idea 127 KB JPG >sextortion.jpg >offer Maria enough money to buy some fake ass documents so she could stay in the country >but she gotta do the lickle on my pickle. >"si senior anon, I will do." >fuckingnoice.wav >so while I'm distracted trying to get my underutilized ding dong out of its denim prison she snuck up and cracked me in the back of the head >I black out, when I wake up my wallet is gone and the house is spotless >bitch robbed me >but she finished cleaning the house >well That's how Maria works
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:04:45 No.789303055 >be me >fairly wealthy but not rich enough to be president >sitting in my house while my house cleaner Maria is dusting >decide l'm tired of not g----------- >get idea 127 KB JPG >sextortion.jpg >offer Maria enough money to buy some fake ass documents so she could stay in the country >but she gotta do the lickle on my pickle. >"si senior anon, I will do." >fuckingnoice.wav >so while I'm distracted trying to get my underutilized ding dong out of its denim prison she snuck up and cracked me in the back of the head >I black out, when I wake up my wallet is gone and the house is spotless >bitch robbed me >but she finished cleaning the house >well That's how Maria works

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)14:56:07 No.48695457 >meet girl on bus >she introduces me to her friends >hanging out >me and one of her friends really click together >she notices and asks as if me and 29 KB JPG her friend want to be a couple >her friend says she doesn't mind trying >we kiss >MFW I get my first kiss at 19 >MFW I get my first gf >MFW when I meet the girl the next day she says that she wants us just to be friends so she can get to know me >MFW it's been almost a month and she's just getting colder and colder The ride never ends boys
: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)14:56:07 No.48695457 >meet girl on bus >she introduces me to her friends >hanging out >me and one of her friends really click together >she notices and asks as if me and 29 KB JPG her friend want to be a couple >her friend says she doesn't mind trying >we kiss >MFW I get my first kiss at 19 >MFW I get my first gf >MFW when I meet the girl the next day she says that she wants us just to be friends so she can get to know me >MFW it's been almost a month and she's just getting colder and colder The ride never ends boys

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American anon doesn't know about the southern hemisphere | /r/Greentext

File: Untitled.png (141 KB, 400x338) Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)21:36:38 No.157317003 >>157317045 >>157317052 >>157317053 >>157317081 >>157317520 >>157317621 >>157317761 >>157317943 >>157318689 >>157319147 i dont have air conditioning 12/29/21(Wed)21:37:58 Anonymous No.157317030 >>157317171 >>157317540 >>157317671 It's winter, you don't need the AC on, iutard.
File: Untitled.png (141 KB, 400x338) Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)21:36:38 No.157317003 >>157317045 >>157317052 >>157317053 >>157317081 >>157317520 >>157317621 >>157317761 >>157317943 >>157318689 >>157319147 i dont have air conditioning 12/29/21(Wed)21:37:58 Anonymous No.157317030 >>157317171 >>157317540 >>157317671 It's winter, you don't need the AC on, iutard.

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Anon has sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)08:29:09 No.47745704 h-------- i f----- up bros >be me AMI >having sex with 10/10 girl >out of nowhere I say some nazi DISABLED? s--- >she overhears me 55 KB PNG >"f--- my jewish p---- with your big a---- c---" >we begin to roleplay for a while >after l'm done c------ I tell her to give me r----- >before she could get her tongue out i blast a fart in her face >while also saying "GAS THE K----!" >she said nothing >she dresses up and goes back home >mfw I haven't heard from her since 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)08:29:09 No.47745704 h-------- i f----- up bros >be me AMI >having sex with 10/10 girl >out of nowhere I say some nazi DISABLED? s--- >she overhears me 55 KB PNG >"f--- my jewish p---- with your big a---- c---" >we begin to roleplay for a while >after l'm done c------ I tell her to give me r----- >before she could get her tongue out i blast a fart in her face >while also saying "GAS THE K----!" >she said nothing >she dresses up and goes back home >mfw I haven't heard from her since 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon ruins a relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)22:03:22 No.870357740 >be me, end of 2019 >friend asks me for "funny memes" >tell him to check Reddit >its right up his alley >he loves it 611 KB JPG >pandemic hits, he's home with his gf >he shows her Reddit >she gets into it too >she starts looking at relationship oriented subs >relationship starts getting rocky. He says she's a lot colder, demanding, less thankful, etc >says she flips out when asked to split the bill >turns out she's been frequenting female dating strategy >she breaks up with him, says she wants a high value man >friend is heartbroken, stays with me for a bit >over the course of 2021 she gained a lot of weight, been through multiple failed relationships, overall unpleasant to be around >last thing he heard from a friend of hers is she's a mod for FDS.
: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)22:03:22 No.870357740 >be me, end of 2019 >friend asks me for "funny memes" >tell him to check Reddit >its right up his alley >he loves it 611 KB JPG >pandemic hits, he's home with his gf >he shows her Reddit >she gets into it too >she starts looking at relationship oriented subs >relationship starts getting rocky. He says she's a lot colder, demanding, less thankful, etc >says she flips out when asked to split the bill >turns out she's been frequenting female dating strategy >she breaks up with him, says she wants a high value man >friend is heartbroken, stays with me for a bit >over the course of 2021 she gained a lot of weight, been through multiple failed relationships, overall unpleasant to be around >last thing he heard from a friend of hers is she's a mod for FDS.

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Anon craves for a smoothie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)10:10:34 No.870298026 > get down from 3 hour bus ride from home to boarding school i live in > craveforsmoothie.png > buy a passion fruit smoothie 144 KB PNG > buy a cinnamon roll too > mouth is happy > happiest I've been in a while
: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)10:10:34 No.870298026 > get down from 3 hour bus ride from home to boarding school i live in > craveforsmoothie.png > buy a passion fruit smoothie 144 KB PNG > buy a cinnamon roll too > mouth is happy > happiest I've been in a while

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)11:13:56 No.870177842 >idk how this greentext s--- work give me a moment 38 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)11:13:56 No.870177842 >idk how this greentext s--- work give me a moment 38 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon motivates a slut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me 575 KB JPG >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me 575 KB JPG >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon's autism leads to faggotry. | /r/Greentext

>autistic MEMRI-TV m4 >/r9k/ >new transgender coworker What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings. >inform him im autistic as i do with everybiody 31 KB JPG >he says no ptoblemo >few weeks later >he mentiones being trans etc >we end up talking about his sexuality >he is 6'2 skinny type >he complains how he likes "strong man" but its hard to find >i walk near him and strech up standing on my entire high >buffed 6'4 >"wanna get dominated trap boi?" >he gasps and grabs his chest shying away >realize imedeatly what i said.
>autistic MEMRI-TV m4 >/r9k/ >new transgender coworker What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings. >inform him im autistic as i do with everybiody 31 KB JPG >he says no ptoblemo >few weeks later >he mentiones being trans etc >we end up talking about his sexuality >he is 6'2 skinny type >he complains how he likes "strong man" but its hard to find >i walk near him and strech up standing on my entire high >buffed 6'4 >"wanna get dominated trap boi?" >he gasps and grabs his chest shying away >realize imedeatly what i said.

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Anon is Japanese | /r/Greentext

Board (/pol/ - Politically Incorrect v Settings Home : Anonymous (ID: XcyjJPjM ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:19:44 No.121375894 > longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport 279 KB JPG network > world class electronics > world class education > world class gaming entertainment > world class animation > no immigration problems > beer cost $2 > legal sexual services > zero sjw problems > legally own 4chan Can you say the same about YOUR country? : Anonymous (ID: BfwhOAvy ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:20:31 No.121376000 >>121375894 (OP) # We nuked yours >121377587 # >>121383919 # >>121390317 #
Board (/pol/ - Politically Incorrect v Settings Home : Anonymous (ID: XcyjJPjM ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:19:44 No.121375894 > longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport 279 KB JPG network > world class electronics > world class education > world class gaming entertainment > world class animation > no immigration problems > beer cost $2 > legal sexual services > zero sjw problems > legally own 4chan Can you say the same about YOUR country? : Anonymous (ID: BfwhOAvy ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:20:31 No.121376000 >>121375894 (OP) # We nuked yours >121377587 # >>121383919 # >>121390317 #

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Anon has exceptional memory. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Anon has a low blood count | /r/Greentext

1• #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself
1• #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself

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Anon provides some sage advice | /r/Greentext

TL:DR. Ex gf cheated on me, how can I get revenge while she wants to get back together. 20 Replies / 1 lImage View Thread : Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)11:53:28 No.870305921 >>870304716 (OP) # >Tell you love her >Have a kid with her >Leave her 58 KB JPG >???? >Profit >>870306005 #
TL:DR. Ex gf cheated on me, how can I get revenge while she wants to get back together. 20 Replies / 1 lImage View Thread : Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)11:53:28 No.870305921 >>870304716 (OP) # >Tell you love her >Have a kid with her >Leave her 58 KB JPG >???? >Profit >>870306005 #

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Anon plots the downfall of Reddit | /r/Greentext

8:27 PM O 47 01/08/22(Sat)17:35:38 No.355549031 Operation: Destroy reddit unnamed.png 18 KB PNG >https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/reddit-march-ipo >reddit is going public with an expected $15B valuation This is the perfect opportunity for a troll campaign that could destroy Reddit. The operation is very simple: We encourage Reddit moderators (who are unpaid) to unionize and demand wages from Reddit admins, and to shut down their subreddits until they are paid fairly. Reddit is absolutely full of leftwing Marxist types who hate big business and who love unions. If we do this we could literally see hundreds of leftwing mods on the site start shutting down every part of the website. Admins could ban the mods who do this but then guess what? The site would become completely unusable without mods, since the whole thing relies on free labor from no-life losers to keep things running. >why do this Because f--- Reddit. Convincing the leftwing mods to destroy their own site would be hilarious. : Anonymous (ID: yMYpgsxZ ) E 01/08/22(Sat)17:37:07 No.355549171 Bump for potential : Anonymous (ID: RJVMQVQG 01/08/22/Sat)177.27:22 Nle 2555 9210
8:27 PM O 47 01/08/22(Sat)17:35:38 No.355549031 Operation: Destroy reddit unnamed.png 18 KB PNG >https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/reddit-march-ipo >reddit is going public with an expected $15B valuation This is the perfect opportunity for a troll campaign that could destroy Reddit. The operation is very simple: We encourage Reddit moderators (who are unpaid) to unionize and demand wages from Reddit admins, and to shut down their subreddits until they are paid fairly. Reddit is absolutely full of leftwing Marxist types who hate big business and who love unions. If we do this we could literally see hundreds of leftwing mods on the site start shutting down every part of the website. Admins could ban the mods who do this but then guess what? The site would become completely unusable without mods, since the whole thing relies on free labor from no-life losers to keep things running. >why do this Because f--- Reddit. Convincing the leftwing mods to destroy their own site would be hilarious. : Anonymous (ID: yMYpgsxZ ) E 01/08/22(Sat)17:37:07 No.355549171 Bump for potential : Anonymous (ID: RJVMQVQG 01/08/22/Sat)177.27:22 Nle 2555 9210

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