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: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)22:03:22 No.870357740 >be me, end of 2019 >friend asks me for "funny memes" >tell him to check Reddit >its right up his alley >he loves it 611 KB JPG >pandemic hits, he's home with his gf >he shows her Reddit >she gets into it too >she starts looking at relationship oriented subs >relationship starts getting rocky. He says she's a lot colder, demanding, less thankful, etc >says she flips out when asked to split the bill >turns out she's been frequenting female dating strategy >she breaks up with him, says she wants a high value man >friend is heartbroken, stays with me for a bit >over the course of 2021 she gained a lot of weight, been through multiple failed relationships, overall unpleasant to be around >last thing he heard from a friend of hers is she's a mod for FDS.
: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)22:03:22 No.870357740 >be me, end of 2019 >friend asks me for "funny memes" >tell him to check Reddit >its right up his alley >he loves it 611 KB JPG >pandemic hits, he's home with his gf >he shows her Reddit >she gets into it too >she starts looking at relationship oriented subs >relationship starts getting rocky. He says she's a lot colder, demanding, less thankful, etc >says she flips out when asked to split the bill >turns out she's been frequenting female dating strategy >she breaks up with him, says she wants a high value man >friend is heartbroken, stays with me for a bit >over the course of 2021 she gained a lot of weight, been through multiple failed relationships, overall unpleasant to be around >last thing he heard from a friend of hers is she's a mod for FDS.

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Anon craves for a smoothie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)10:10:34 No.870298026 > get down from 3 hour bus ride from home to boarding school i live in > craveforsmoothie.png > buy a passion fruit smoothie 144 KB PNG > buy a cinnamon roll too > mouth is happy > happiest I've been in a while
: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)10:10:34 No.870298026 > get down from 3 hour bus ride from home to boarding school i live in > craveforsmoothie.png > buy a passion fruit smoothie 144 KB PNG > buy a cinnamon roll too > mouth is happy > happiest I've been in a while

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)11:13:56 No.870177842 >idk how this greentext s--- work give me a moment 38 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)11:13:56 No.870177842 >idk how this greentext s--- work give me a moment 38 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon motivates a slut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me 575 KB JPG >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me 575 KB JPG >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon's autism leads to faggotry. | /r/Greentext

>autistic MEMRI-TV m4 >/r9k/ >new transgender coworker What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings. >inform him im autistic as i do with everybiody 31 KB JPG >he says no ptoblemo >few weeks later >he mentiones being trans etc >we end up talking about his sexuality >he is 6'2 skinny type >he complains how he likes "strong man" but its hard to find >i walk near him and strech up standing on my entire high >buffed 6'4 >"wanna get dominated trap boi?" >he gasps and grabs his chest shying away >realize imedeatly what i said.
>autistic MEMRI-TV m4 >/r9k/ >new transgender coworker What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings. >inform him im autistic as i do with everybiody 31 KB JPG >he says no ptoblemo >few weeks later >he mentiones being trans etc >we end up talking about his sexuality >he is 6'2 skinny type >he complains how he likes "strong man" but its hard to find >i walk near him and strech up standing on my entire high >buffed 6'4 >"wanna get dominated trap boi?" >he gasps and grabs his chest shying away >realize imedeatly what i said.

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Anon is Japanese | /r/Greentext

Board (/pol/ - Politically Incorrect v Settings Home : Anonymous (ID: XcyjJPjM ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:19:44 No.121375894 > longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport 279 KB JPG network > world class electronics > world class education > world class gaming entertainment > world class animation > no immigration problems > beer cost $2 > legal sexual services > zero sjw problems > legally own 4chan Can you say the same about YOUR country? : Anonymous (ID: BfwhOAvy ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:20:31 No.121376000 >>121375894 (OP) # We nuked yours >121377587 # >>121383919 # >>121390317 #
Board (/pol/ - Politically Incorrect v Settings Home : Anonymous (ID: XcyjJPjM ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:19:44 No.121375894 > longest life span in the world > lowest crime rate in the world > world class food > world class transport 279 KB JPG network > world class electronics > world class education > world class gaming entertainment > world class animation > no immigration problems > beer cost $2 > legal sexual services > zero sjw problems > legally own 4chan Can you say the same about YOUR country? : Anonymous (ID: BfwhOAvy ) 04/16/17(Sun)09:20:31 No.121376000 >>121375894 (OP) # We nuked yours >121377587 # >>121383919 # >>121390317 #

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Anon has exceptional memory. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Anon has a low blood count | /r/Greentext

1• #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself
1• #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself

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Anon provides some sage advice | /r/Greentext

TL:DR. Ex gf cheated on me, how can I get revenge while she wants to get back together. 20 Replies / 1 lImage View Thread : Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)11:53:28 No.870305921 >>870304716 (OP) # >Tell you love her >Have a kid with her >Leave her 58 KB JPG >???? >Profit >>870306005 #
TL:DR. Ex gf cheated on me, how can I get revenge while she wants to get back together. 20 Replies / 1 lImage View Thread : Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)11:53:28 No.870305921 >>870304716 (OP) # >Tell you love her >Have a kid with her >Leave her 58 KB JPG >???? >Profit >>870306005 #

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Anon plots the downfall of Reddit | /r/Greentext

8:27 PM O 47 01/08/22(Sat)17:35:38 No.355549031 Operation: Destroy reddit unnamed.png 18 KB PNG >https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/reddit-march-ipo >reddit is going public with an expected $15B valuation This is the perfect opportunity for a troll campaign that could destroy Reddit. The operation is very simple: We encourage Reddit moderators (who are unpaid) to unionize and demand wages from Reddit admins, and to shut down their subreddits until they are paid fairly. Reddit is absolutely full of leftwing Marxist types who hate big business and who love unions. If we do this we could literally see hundreds of leftwing mods on the site start shutting down every part of the website. Admins could ban the mods who do this but then guess what? The site would become completely unusable without mods, since the whole thing relies on free labor from no-life losers to keep things running. >why do this Because f--- Reddit. Convincing the leftwing mods to destroy their own site would be hilarious. : Anonymous (ID: yMYpgsxZ ) E 01/08/22(Sat)17:37:07 No.355549171 Bump for potential : Anonymous (ID: RJVMQVQG 01/08/22/Sat)177.27:22 Nle 2555 9210
8:27 PM O 47 01/08/22(Sat)17:35:38 No.355549031 Operation: Destroy reddit unnamed.png 18 KB PNG >https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/reddit-march-ipo >reddit is going public with an expected $15B valuation This is the perfect opportunity for a troll campaign that could destroy Reddit. The operation is very simple: We encourage Reddit moderators (who are unpaid) to unionize and demand wages from Reddit admins, and to shut down their subreddits until they are paid fairly. Reddit is absolutely full of leftwing Marxist types who hate big business and who love unions. If we do this we could literally see hundreds of leftwing mods on the site start shutting down every part of the website. Admins could ban the mods who do this but then guess what? The site would become completely unusable without mods, since the whole thing relies on free labor from no-life losers to keep things running. >why do this Because f--- Reddit. Convincing the leftwing mods to destroy their own site would be hilarious. : Anonymous (ID: yMYpgsxZ ) E 01/08/22(Sat)17:37:07 No.355549171 Bump for potential : Anonymous (ID: RJVMQVQG 01/08/22/Sat)177.27:22 Nle 2555 9210

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Anon supports BLM | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)13:28:15 No.870307121 1620328991043.jpg 67 KB JPG Say it with me BLACK LIVES MATTER! 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)13:41:37 No.870307594 >>870307121 (OP) # she's holding up a big penis as if it were a symbol of Black empowerment... is that racist? idk what to make of this...
: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)13:28:15 No.870307121 1620328991043.jpg 67 KB JPG Say it with me BLACK LIVES MATTER! 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)13:41:37 No.870307594 >>870307121 (OP) # she's holding up a big penis as if it were a symbol of Black empowerment... is that racist? idk what to make of this...

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Anon loses virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/18(Mon)00:19:28 No.782326903 >masturbate >c-- in tissue >throw tissue in trash >tissue gets recycled into notebooks >notebooks touched by girls >practically got a h------ 120 KB JPG Later, virgins View Thread
: Anonymous 10/15/18(Mon)00:19:28 No.782326903 >masturbate >c-- in tissue >throw tissue in trash >tissue gets recycled into notebooks >notebooks touched by girls >practically got a h------ 120 KB JPG Later, virgins View Thread

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Anon ignores women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)11:56:07 No.870319287 >takes finasteride to stop balding >"bro that stuff messes with your libido plus girls love bald guys" >does more cardio than weight lifting exercises >"bro you should be bodybuilding girls love a bulky guy" 58 KB JPG >wears a swim shirt and puts on sunscreen to avoid skin cancer >"bro girls love a tan guy plus the swim shirt just screams insecurity to them" Why the f--- do people think my entire existence revolves around what women think
: Anonymous 01/09/22(Sun)11:56:07 No.870319287 >takes finasteride to stop balding >"bro that stuff messes with your libido plus girls love bald guys" >does more cardio than weight lifting exercises >"bro you should be bodybuilding girls love a bulky guy" 58 KB JPG >wears a swim shirt and puts on sunscreen to avoid skin cancer >"bro girls love a tan guy plus the swim shirt just screams insecurity to them" Why the f--- do people think my entire existence revolves around what women think

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Anon time travelled | /r/Greentext

: noko...also the game 09/29/21(Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/21(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #
: noko...also the game 09/29/21(Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh l'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous 09/29/21(Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)03:22:31 No.50398769 >be me >be horny >want to stick my peepee into girl реерее >brightidea.webm >download tinder 199 KB PNG >match with qt3.14 mexican girl >she does not speak english >use google translate to woo her >ff a week >we hang out >things are getting hot >use google to ask her to suck my peepee and if we can have sex >it works Thanks google 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)03:22:31 No.50398769 >be me >be horny >want to stick my peepee into girl реерее >brightidea.webm >download tinder 199 KB PNG >match with qt3.14 mexican girl >she does not speak english >use google translate to woo her >ff a week >we hang out >things are getting hot >use google to ask her to suck my peepee and if we can have sex >it works Thanks google 2 Replies View Thread

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anon gets banned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get 98 KB PNG together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422 welcome back retard f-----
: Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get 98 KB PNG together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422 welcome back retard f-----

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Anon keeps himself healthy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:06:50 No.790619917 >Be me >Sore throat >Go to doctor for checkup >Tonsillitis.jpg >Need to get tonsils removed >Go to hospital for operation >Knocked out for operation 25 KB JPG >Wake up high af >Nurse tells me I can have as many iceblocks as I want >Stay in hospital for a few days eating mostly iceblocks and chicken >Finally leave hospital after recovery >Later surgeons
: Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:06:50 No.790619917 >Be me >Sore throat >Go to doctor for checkup >Tonsillitis.jpg >Need to get tonsils removed >Go to hospital for operation >Knocked out for operation 25 KB JPG >Wake up high af >Nurse tells me I can have as many iceblocks as I want >Stay in hospital for a few days eating mostly iceblocks and chicken >Finally leave hospital after recovery >Later surgeons

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Anon is angry | /r/Greentext

File: americanpsycho460-2 jpg (10 KB, 200x200) Anonymous 08/15/15(Sat)20:55:03 No.634948902 >delete facebook >leave all social media >leave city >move to Himalay as >one day pigeon comes with note >open note >Candy Crush request
File: americanpsycho460-2 jpg (10 KB, 200x200) Anonymous 08/15/15(Sat)20:55:03 No.634948902 >delete facebook >leave all social media >leave city >move to Himalay as >one day pigeon comes with note >open note >Candy Crush request

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Wholesome Greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)01:55:21 No.788966543 I know nobody is going to care, but I need to share it with someone >be me, 20, never had a girlfriend/been with a girl before (actual sperg) >decide to have a kickback at my 72 KB PNG house on New Years Eve; 10 or so people just smoking weed and watching movies >one of my best friends, who i've known since 7th grade is there >she's just chilling with her head in my lap, which is normal since we're pretty close >solid 7/10, always had feelings for her, just too awkward to make a move, and i figured she was out of my league >l pass my controller to one of my friends when all the sudden she pulls me down >kisses me on the cheek, and after the initial shock I kiss her back >we end up making out for a couple of minutes, and spend the rest of the night in each others arms >texts me the next day to tell me that she's had feelings for me for a long time, but she was too afraid to tell me >I tell her the same thing We're now dating, and i've literally never been happier before. I know it was a s----- story and nobody cares, but I don't have a lot of friends and I had to tell someone
: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)01:55:21 No.788966543 I know nobody is going to care, but I need to share it with someone >be me, 20, never had a girlfriend/been with a girl before (actual sperg) >decide to have a kickback at my 72 KB PNG house on New Years Eve; 10 or so people just smoking weed and watching movies >one of my best friends, who i've known since 7th grade is there >she's just chilling with her head in my lap, which is normal since we're pretty close >solid 7/10, always had feelings for her, just too awkward to make a move, and i figured she was out of my league >l pass my controller to one of my friends when all the sudden she pulls me down >kisses me on the cheek, and after the initial shock I kiss her back >we end up making out for a couple of minutes, and spend the rest of the night in each others arms >texts me the next day to tell me that she's had feelings for me for a long time, but she was too afraid to tell me >I tell her the same thing We're now dating, and i've literally never been happier before. I know it was a s----- story and nobody cares, but I don't have a lot of friends and I had to tell someone

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