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Anon is insane | /r/Greentext

1537264774886.jpg 11 KB JPG >Order fries with no salt, causing the staff to cook a new batch >Put on salt myself Everything in this world is part of my game.
1537264774886.jpg 11 KB JPG >Order fries with no salt, causing the staff to cook a new batch >Put on salt myself Everything in this world is part of my game.

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Anon starts humming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 8EHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon"
: Anonymous (ID: 8EHHJ892 11/14/15(Sat)08:14:19 No.55704068 >Watch several ISIS videos because I love gore >The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head >Start humming it to myself 96 KB PNG at work >Muslim coworker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother. soon"

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anon gets cucked by his autism | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)22:12:35 No.869763060 >be me >17 y/o working at Subway >Store is open later than usual because people keep coming in >Last lady inside is very nice to me, but I'm just trying to stay awake >Before she leaves, she stops for a moment, and turns around, and glances at 70 KB PNG my name tag. >"Excuse me, Anon?" >"Yeah?" >"I just wanted to say that I think that you're super cute." >"Thank you ma'am, have a nice day." >Grab the keys to lock the door when I realize what had just transpired. >Woman drives away forever. >Mfw 3 Replies View Thread
| Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)22:12:35 No.869763060 >be me >17 y/o working at Subway >Store is open later than usual because people keep coming in >Last lady inside is very nice to me, but I'm just trying to stay awake >Before she leaves, she stops for a moment, and turns around, and glances at 70 KB PNG my name tag. >"Excuse me, Anon?" >"Yeah?" >"I just wanted to say that I think that you're super cute." >"Thank you ma'am, have a nice day." >Grab the keys to lock the door when I realize what had just transpired. >Woman drives away forever. >Mfw 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon and Beavers | /r/Greentext

01/01/22(Sat)01:16:29 No.14176512 I MUST BUILD A DAM. WINTER APROACHES. WE MUST FLY SOUTH SOON. 1 AM ALIVE. I MUST FIND AN OCEAN ??? I MUST UNDERMINE MY HOST NATION c4a.png 264 KB PNG Why do they do this? Is it because of their genetics, or is it because of their culture? : Anonymous (ID: DN983wve)[-1 01/01/22(Sat)01:21:42 No.14176527 >>14176512 (OP) # i also always wondered why beavers hate flowing water so much f------ retards
01/01/22(Sat)01:16:29 No.14176512 I MUST BUILD A DAM. WINTER APROACHES. WE MUST FLY SOUTH SOON. 1 AM ALIVE. I MUST FIND AN OCEAN ??? I MUST UNDERMINE MY HOST NATION c4a.png 264 KB PNG Why do they do this? Is it because of their genetics, or is it because of their culture? : Anonymous (ID: DN983wve)[-1 01/01/22(Sat)01:21:42 No.14176527 >>14176512 (OP) # i also always wondered why beavers hate flowing water so much f------ retards

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Anon went to school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)12:26:14 No.66801881 >go to school for god knows how many years >basically only thing I remember is how to read and write Resources of society were well spent on me. 540 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)12:26:14 No.66801881 >go to school for god knows how many years >basically only thing I remember is how to read and write Resources of society were well spent on me. 540 KB JPG

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Anon mass debates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)05:27:27 No.869743434 >be me >16 >mom works late and picks me up late from school >get bored waiting for her >do all kinds of after school 117 KB JPG activities so im not bored >don't have anything to do on Friday >only thing is debating >fuckit.jpeg >sign up >realize I'm actually quite good >debating team moves on to regional competition >over 500 people are watching me debate >win regional >mfw I'm a mass debater I better see this on r/greentext
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)05:27:27 No.869743434 >be me >16 >mom works late and picks me up late from school >get bored waiting for her >do all kinds of after school 117 KB JPG activities so im not bored >don't have anything to do on Friday >only thing is debating >fuckit.jpeg >sign up >realize I'm actually quite good >debating team moves on to regional competition >over 500 people are watching me debate >win regional >mfw I'm a mass debater I better see this on r/greentext

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Anon gets a new gaming buddy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)09:13:05 No.572761537 >Be playing vidya >Enter co op game >Black guy has joined >He's new to the game >Doesn't realise his mic is on and is recording the whole room. >He's low on health >He doesn't know how to heal. 3 KB JPG >l heal him for him >"Thank you!" >"That's so nice" >Later in the game I get downed >"I'm coming my n----" >Comes to my rescue >"I got you bro" >Finish the mission >"Yo G you're ma real n----. Respect" Mfw feels good man
: Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)09:13:05 No.572761537 >Be playing vidya >Enter co op game >Black guy has joined >He's new to the game >Doesn't realise his mic is on and is recording the whole room. >He's low on health >He doesn't know how to heal. 3 KB JPG >l heal him for him >"Thank you!" >"That's so nice" >Later in the game I get downed >"I'm coming my n----" >Comes to my rescue >"I got you bro" >Finish the mission >"Yo G you're ma real n----. Respect" Mfw feels good man

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Anon will soon be single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:51:12 No.66801669 Tfw my girlfriend is at a new year's party with her ex and I'm home alone and she isn't responding to my texts I trust her but I'm still anxious I hope she just fell asleep 15 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:51:12 No.66801669 Tfw my girlfriend is at a new year's party with her ex and I'm home alone and she isn't responding to my texts I trust her but I'm still anxious I hope she just fell asleep 15 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is alcoholic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:52:36 No.66801683 >can now drink almost a bottle of scotch with zero hangover achievement...unlocked? 63 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:54:44 No.66801703 No, that's just means your liver is f-----. >>66801708 #
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:52:36 No.66801683 >can now drink almost a bottle of scotch with zero hangover achievement...unlocked? 63 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:54:44 No.66801703 No, that's just means your liver is f-----. >>66801708 #

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)00:30:04 No.784764286 >be me >be a nervous wreck when it comes to doing simple s--- >choke up and stutter when making orders and end up looking like an autist 9 KB JPG >be today >went to pick up some groceries and have to pass by the deli aisle or whatever to get some ham >ring buzzer and dude comes in to take order >confidence.jpeg >ask for ham with a clear and loud voice >guy notices and says "ay you finally start talking like a man! Good job!" >begins to tell me some stories as he preps my s--- >tells me to do well in school and to work hard >say thank you and leave Idk why but that s--- put me in the best f------ mood. How's you guys' day going?
: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)00:30:04 No.784764286 >be me >be a nervous wreck when it comes to doing simple s--- >choke up and stutter when making orders and end up looking like an autist 9 KB JPG >be today >went to pick up some groceries and have to pass by the deli aisle or whatever to get some ham >ring buzzer and dude comes in to take order >confidence.jpeg >ask for ham with a clear and loud voice >guy notices and says "ay you finally start talking like a man! Good job!" >begins to tell me some stories as he preps my s--- >tells me to do well in school and to work hard >say thank you and leave Idk why but that s--- put me in the best f------ mood. How's you guys' day going?

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Anon buys condoms | /r/Greentext


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Anon is winning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)13:39:35 No.66802250 I'm 21 >studying economics in university >completed military service >black belt in taekwondo 192 KB JPG >f------ a 32 year old because girls my age are whack life is so easy idk how you f--- manage to f--- it up.
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)13:39:35 No.66802250 I'm 21 >studying economics in university >completed military service >black belt in taekwondo 192 KB JPG >f------ a 32 year old because girls my age are whack life is so easy idk how you f--- manage to f--- it up.

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Anon kicks off the New Year. | /r/Greentext

>2 hours into 2022 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.
>2 hours into 2022 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.

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Anon isnt gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay 14 KB PNG people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay 14 KB PNG people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---

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Don’t say it you normie freak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)09:31:47 No.843694803 d44.jpg 28 KB JPG >go into work >coworker says 'hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'
: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)09:31:47 No.843694803 d44.jpg 28 KB JPG >go into work >coworker says 'hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'

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Anon is a shitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:06:00 No.869733728 >be me >play hoi4 for the first time >Start playing at 10 am >Pick the Nazis >Pretty bad so attacked Poland in 1941 >Get absolutely humiliated >Feels like I played for 2 hours >Look at clock 5 KB JPG >lt's 5 pm >Mfw I wasted 7 hours to lose to Poland in 1941 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:07:44 No.869733807 >>869733728 (OP) # >play hoi4 for the first time first mistake.
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:06:00 No.869733728 >be me >play hoi4 for the first time >Start playing at 10 am >Pick the Nazis >Pretty bad so attacked Poland in 1941 >Get absolutely humiliated >Feels like I played for 2 hours >Look at clock 5 KB JPG >lt's 5 pm >Mfw I wasted 7 hours to lose to Poland in 1941 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:07:44 No.869733807 >>869733728 (OP) # >play hoi4 for the first time first mistake.

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Baka fights back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WAR 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WAR 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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Anon gets suspicious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 No.66801635 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual 410 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 No.66801635 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual 410 KB JPG

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