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anon criticizes the writing in japanese games | /r/Greentext

>japanese game >trying to give the main female character a flaw >"DUDE WHAT IF SHE'S LIKE REALLY BAD AT COOKING LMAO?"
>japanese game >trying to give the main female character a flaw >"DUDE WHAT IF SHE'S LIKE REALLY BAD AT COOKING LMAO?"

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Anon is an eurotard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country 140 KB JPG >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country 140 KB JPG >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.

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Anon explains evolution. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)07:20:11 No.66732771 >sabertooth is dangerous to caveman >caveman brain make caveman scared >caveman run away, survives >suddenly other cavemen start building walls and forming armies, sabertooth no longer a threat >now caveman still has fear but its for 1.88 MB GIF different things hes not used to, like being laughed at by ooga, rejected by booga, or punishment from not respecting king pooga >caveman brain makes all of these into imaginary sabertooths, some more logical than others, his survival now dependent on if his brain can correctly identify what is a dangerous wild animal and what isnt in his new weird environment >a few moments later and now you have panic attacks trying to think of the right meme to use to start your conversation with an e-girl with a nose ring and anime tattoos
Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)07:20:11 No.66732771 >sabertooth is dangerous to caveman >caveman brain make caveman scared >caveman run away, survives >suddenly other cavemen start building walls and forming armies, sabertooth no longer a threat >now caveman still has fear but its for 1.88 MB GIF different things hes not used to, like being laughed at by ooga, rejected by booga, or punishment from not respecting king pooga >caveman brain makes all of these into imaginary sabertooths, some more logical than others, his survival now dependent on if his brain can correctly identify what is a dangerous wild animal and what isnt in his new weird environment >a few moments later and now you have panic attacks trying to think of the right meme to use to start your conversation with an e-girl with a nose ring and anime tattoos

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Anon becomes numb | /r/Greentext

I DID IT AGAIN. ainOHS I -MOMENT OF SELF-REFLECT- JUST KILL MYSELF 12/27/21(Mon)08:25:05 No.66730442 [Reply] ► >66730862 >>66730865 >be me >finally get tired of schlicking >decide to get a sex toy >buy cheap 20$ amazon vibrator wand >best orgasm of my life >use it daily >can c-- literally whenever >takes like 10 mins instead of 40 >could be reading a wikipedia article and still get off >it starts taking longer again >i need to use the highest power the entire time to c-- >try to use fingers, takes literally 2 hours to c-- and it feels like nothing >mfw i literally made my clit numb trying to go a month without using it to see if that helps am i f-----?
I DID IT AGAIN. ainOHS I -MOMENT OF SELF-REFLECT- JUST KILL MYSELF 12/27/21(Mon)08:25:05 No.66730442 [Reply] ► >66730862 >>66730865 >be me >finally get tired of schlicking >decide to get a sex toy >buy cheap 20$ amazon vibrator wand >best orgasm of my life >use it daily >can c-- literally whenever >takes like 10 mins instead of 40 >could be reading a wikipedia article and still get off >it starts taking longer again >i need to use the highest power the entire time to c-- >try to use fingers, takes literally 2 hours to c-- and it feels like nothing >mfw i literally made my clit numb trying to go a month without using it to see if that helps am i f-----?

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Anon listened to Music | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles
: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles

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Anon is a NEET | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)10:56:21 No.6673146 >30+ >no education of worth >never had a job >no friends >never been on a date / no gf >physically and mentally ill 1.85 MB GIF >poor >below average looks >live in remote area, opportunities limited >no car license >spent every day for past 10+ years NEET in my room all day on my computer or just in my room doing nothing because there's nothing else How does one even begin to escape such a hopeless situation? 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)10:56:21 No.6673146 >30+ >no education of worth >never had a job >no friends >never been on a date / no gf >physically and mentally ill 1.85 MB GIF >poor >below average looks >live in remote area, opportunities limited >no car license >spent every day for past 10+ years NEET in my room all day on my computer or just in my room doing nothing because there's nothing else How does one even begin to escape such a hopeless situation? 3 Replies View Thread

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The end is near for UK anons | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 12/24/20(Thu)09:33:41 No.18300540 >The Ottoman Empire decriminalized homosexuality in 1858 >The UK decriminalized homosexuality in 1967 Good Lord Bongland is a special kind of f----- isn't it 166 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/24/20(Thu)09:35:53 No.18300556 >>18300540 (OP) # >ottoman empire collapsed 50 years later >UK collapsing now Really makes you think
:Anonymous 12/24/20(Thu)09:33:41 No.18300540 >The Ottoman Empire decriminalized homosexuality in 1858 >The UK decriminalized homosexuality in 1967 Good Lord Bongland is a special kind of f----- isn't it 166 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/24/20(Thu)09:35:53 No.18300556 >>18300540 (OP) # >ottoman empire collapsed 50 years later >UK collapsing now Really makes you think

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Anon hates Dream | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/26/21(Sun)18:22:49 No.869373914 >be me retarted seventh grader >total weeb redditard band kid loser SIeS dream >hate my life Péepo donated $50! Juwanted t mae you gh >one day girl at school starts talking to me for no f------ reason >we become super close 112 KB JPG >We talk for literal years every single day >my best friend ever >not total weeb loser anymore covid.png >we talk even more during the shutdown >eventually she starts watching some dream smp s--- >chill at first but it gets bad over time >eventualy all I ever hear from her is how much she wants to suck dreams d--- or how she read the saddest dream and georgenot found fan fiction >she had self diagnosed with ADHD earlier in the year >not my place to say she doesnt have it >l feel obligated to stay by her because of it tho >this s--- takes a f------ toll on my mental health >eventually I make a s----- twitter post about how much I miss the person I made friends with originally >l didnt know she was stalking my twitter >few days later get 5 paragraph essay on why Im a bad person and need to kill myself or smth >havent talked to her since f--- u dream
onymous 12/26/21(Sun)18:22:49 No.869373914 >be me retarted seventh grader >total weeb redditard band kid loser SIeS dream >hate my life Péepo donated $50! Juwanted t mae you gh >one day girl at school starts talking to me for no f------ reason >we become super close 112 KB JPG >We talk for literal years every single day >my best friend ever >not total weeb loser anymore covid.png >we talk even more during the shutdown >eventually she starts watching some dream smp s--- >chill at first but it gets bad over time >eventualy all I ever hear from her is how much she wants to suck dreams d--- or how she read the saddest dream and georgenot found fan fiction >she had self diagnosed with ADHD earlier in the year >not my place to say she doesnt have it >l feel obligated to stay by her because of it tho >this s--- takes a f------ toll on my mental health >eventually I make a s----- twitter post about how much I miss the person I made friends with originally >l didnt know she was stalking my twitter >few days later get 5 paragraph essay on why Im a bad person and need to kill myself or smth >havent talked to her since f--- u dream

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Anon is tolerant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)14:02:17 No.3198483 File: average v poster.gif (256 KB, 400x436) >>3198766 >>3199018 >>3199837 >>3203454 >>3211986 4chan is a lot more tolerable when you pretend everyone is a cute anime girl
Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)14:02:17 No.3198483 File: average v poster.gif (256 KB, 400x436) >>3198766 >>3199018 >>3199837 >>3203454 >>3211986 4chan is a lot more tolerable when you pretend everyone is a cute anime girl

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Anon learns blizzard's secret | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 772896808 2 hr. ago ... >popular only because of p--- >releases hamster character
Anonymous | 772896808 2 hr. ago ... >popular only because of p--- >releases hamster character

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Anon raises fish | /r/Greentext


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Mind over matter | /r/Greentext


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Anon lives in a continual state of agony | /r/Greentext


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Anon solves a mystery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/26/21(Sun)13:09:39 No.869356331 >>869352356 (OP)_# >living with gf >decide to buy a house >things between us are strained, no sex >maybe a house isn't in our future >she gets feeds of houses on her phone >sometimes she goes looking >she shows me the houses >l notice something >same house has different listing numbers >and listing comes from same broker, an older, gray haired woman >something seems wrong but can't put my finger on it >it's the listing numbers >jot down the listing numbers and give them to a nerd friend who is into codes and cyphers >he immediately says they are times and dates >whaaaat? >looking through wife's phone and see house listed again with new listing number >figure out time and date >go to work but at the right time head home and see my gf leave >follow her to the house that was listed >meets the broker. not an older gray haired lady but some chad >they go in and spend an hour in the vacant house >week later l'm living in my own apartment
: Anonymous 12/26/21(Sun)13:09:39 No.869356331 >>869352356 (OP)_# >living with gf >decide to buy a house >things between us are strained, no sex >maybe a house isn't in our future >she gets feeds of houses on her phone >sometimes she goes looking >she shows me the houses >l notice something >same house has different listing numbers >and listing comes from same broker, an older, gray haired woman >something seems wrong but can't put my finger on it >it's the listing numbers >jot down the listing numbers and give them to a nerd friend who is into codes and cyphers >he immediately says they are times and dates >whaaaat? >looking through wife's phone and see house listed again with new listing number >figure out time and date >go to work but at the right time head home and see my gf leave >follow her to the house that was listed >meets the broker. not an older gray haired lady but some chad >they go in and spend an hour in the vacant house >week later l'm living in my own apartment

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How do we save him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)14:54:25 No.580088606 Mads Mikkelsen / Net worth $8.23 a49a7295cacf0ecab7da658e887efd19ee8ef9d2c2c763fe2727d15cd2c607 49 KB JPG bros,how do we save him
: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)14:54:25 No.580088606 Mads Mikkelsen / Net worth $8.23 a49a7295cacf0ecab7da658e887efd19ee8ef9d2c2c763fe2727d15cd2c607 49 KB JPG bros,how do we save him

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Anon's life is ruined | /r/Greentext

File s-1.png (8 KB, 272x185) Anonymous 12/26/21(Sun)13:10:30 No.25548617 [Reply] ► >25549934 How can I cope with the fact that Covid is ruining my life? How are other anons coping? > My plans are constantly thwarted by some stupid disease with 99% survival rate. I feel like so much of my'early 20's is being stolen from me by stupid f------ boomers and this dumbass cold. I have had to cancel so many trips, gatherings with friends and events because of lockdowns or someone having to self isolate. >I have lost touch with so many friends due to this autistic flu or due to the fact they are mad vaxxers and only associate with other vaxxers. > My drinking and drug use has spiralled as a cope because i am now a depressed f--. > All i hear and see is b------- about covid and getting the vaccine (that doesnt work) > all the vaxxed people ik have had horrible reactions or immedietly caught covid after the vax. I just want to be happy and live my life for f---- sake man.
File s-1.png (8 KB, 272x185) Anonymous 12/26/21(Sun)13:10:30 No.25548617 [Reply] ► >25549934 How can I cope with the fact that Covid is ruining my life? How are other anons coping? > My plans are constantly thwarted by some stupid disease with 99% survival rate. I feel like so much of my'early 20's is being stolen from me by stupid f------ boomers and this dumbass cold. I have had to cancel so many trips, gatherings with friends and events because of lockdowns or someone having to self isolate. >I have lost touch with so many friends due to this autistic flu or due to the fact they are mad vaxxers and only associate with other vaxxers. > My drinking and drug use has spiralled as a cope because i am now a depressed f--. > All i hear and see is b------- about covid and getting the vaccine (that doesnt work) > all the vaxxed people ik have had horrible reactions or immedietly caught covid after the vax. I just want to be happy and live my life for f---- sake man.

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Anon makes a good point. | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/26/21(Sun)19:09:48 No.869376370 5120.jpg 146 KB JPG >white bread is living proof whites aren't a superior race. >l mean have you f------ tried Naan bread? French bread? Ciabatta bread? >en the blacks have cornbread, f------ cornbread. And what do we have? Sliced f------ white bread. The most boring bland disgusting s---. Wholegrain? Get the f--- out of here.
onymous 12/26/21(Sun)19:09:48 No.869376370 5120.jpg 146 KB JPG >white bread is living proof whites aren't a superior race. >l mean have you f------ tried Naan bread? French bread? Ciabatta bread? >en the blacks have cornbread, f------ cornbread. And what do we have? Sliced f------ white bread. The most boring bland disgusting s---. Wholegrain? Get the f--- out of here.

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Anon is a woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 797920032 Vor 1 Min. >Be me >Weak pathetic excuse for a man >Wanted to be a professional athlete all my life >Turned down everywhere I try >Start to come to terms with the fact that l'll never achieve my dream >2019 rolls around 55,2 kB JPG >Diversity PC nightmare >"But wait, I can use this to my advantage!" >sexchange.jpg >Am now a "woman" >Join female sports teams and get them arrested for hate speech if they say no >Beat the s--- out of everyone >Win all championships >Dumbass millenials call me brave and heroic Thanks system, I finally achieved my dream!
Anonymous | 797920032 Vor 1 Min. >Be me >Weak pathetic excuse for a man >Wanted to be a professional athlete all my life >Turned down everywhere I try >Start to come to terms with the fact that l'll never achieve my dream >2019 rolls around 55,2 kB JPG >Diversity PC nightmare >"But wait, I can use this to my advantage!" >sexchange.jpg >Am now a "woman" >Join female sports teams and get them arrested for hate speech if they say no >Beat the s--- out of everyone >Win all championships >Dumbass millenials call me brave and heroic Thanks system, I finally achieved my dream!

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Anons get a little existential | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/26/21(Sun)12:37:36 No.869354621 >live at the height of technology and medicine >life has never been better for the average person >still depressed What causes this? 223 KB JPG 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 12/26/21(Sun)13:48:12 No.869358083 >>869354621 (OP) # Lack of purpose. Man wasn't mean to sit inside an office building all day long staring at artificial light, nor was he meant to work in a factory or warehouse every day until he's dead. Men have no purpose any longer. Even as late as the 1990s, men had a purpose for doing things. drive, ambition, willfu Welcome to the 21st century, where the zoomer generation is marching mankind to a quick and pointless death. ess, it's all gone.
onymous 12/26/21(Sun)12:37:36 No.869354621 >live at the height of technology and medicine >life has never been better for the average person >still depressed What causes this? 223 KB JPG 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 12/26/21(Sun)13:48:12 No.869358083 >>869354621 (OP) # Lack of purpose. Man wasn't mean to sit inside an office building all day long staring at artificial light, nor was he meant to work in a factory or warehouse every day until he's dead. Men have no purpose any longer. Even as late as the 1990s, men had a purpose for doing things. drive, ambition, willfu Welcome to the 21st century, where the zoomer generation is marching mankind to a quick and pointless death. ess, it's all gone.

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East of Eden | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/26/21(Sun)20:34:57 No.869371138 > Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant because they are the only ones open MASN > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is 52 KB JPG entirely empty but I hear noise in the back > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from kitchen area > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes of food > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even though they all speak in Chinese and I can't understand them > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant back to normal >I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas" > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still not quite sure what happened Thank you, random Chinese restaurant, you guys made me have an actual nice Christmas for the first time in many years!
onymous 12/26/21(Sun)20:34:57 No.869371138 > Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant because they are the only ones open MASN > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is 52 KB JPG entirely empty but I hear noise in the back > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from kitchen area > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes of food > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even though they all speak in Chinese and I can't understand them > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant back to normal >I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas" > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still not quite sure what happened Thank you, random Chinese restaurant, you guys made me have an actual nice Christmas for the first time in many years!

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