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: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 662 KB PNG 08/19/22 (Fri) 15:09:47 No.884169986 I want a girl that looks similar like this but I am afraid she would be out of my league. What should I do to improve? View Thread 08/19/22 (Fri)15:10:20 No.884170004 or like this cutie : Anonymous >>884169986 (OP) # your self confidence and self esteem. just like men women are attracted to all sorts of different body shapes, even the chubby ones. figure out who you are, and be that guy, confidently and with purpose. 08/19/22 (Fri)15:15:13 No.884170194 having a job that doesn't suck, and aspirations for the future are also good.
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 662 KB PNG 08/19/22 (Fri) 15:09:47 No.884169986 I want a girl that looks similar like this but I am afraid she would be out of my league. What should I do to improve? View Thread 08/19/22 (Fri)15:10:20 No.884170004 or like this cutie : Anonymous >>884169986 (OP) # your self confidence and self esteem. just like men women are attracted to all sorts of different body shapes, even the chubby ones. figure out who you are, and be that guy, confidently and with purpose. 08/19/22 (Fri)15:15:13 No.884170194 having a job that doesn't suck, and aspirations for the future are also good.

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 11/28/21(Sun)14:45:06 No.867559071 God I hate women. >be me >arrange date with a girl I met on OkCupid >confirm date is still happen 1 hour before going >arrive at location 10mins early >girl hasn't arrived 10mins after set time >text girl to see if shell be running late >no response >wait for 40mins >no response >send a text telling her I'm going home. It's too cold. >no response >still hasn't responded F--- women. Why do they feel like it's ok to make someone wait in the freezing cold. If you aint feeling it f------ let the person know asap so they don't waste their time. Hopefully the w---- will meet do this to dome autist and he will stalk her and r--- her. I'm f------ done.
: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 11/28/21(Sun)14:45:06 No.867559071 God I hate women. >be me >arrange date with a girl I met on OkCupid >confirm date is still happen 1 hour before going >arrive at location 10mins early >girl hasn't arrived 10mins after set time >text girl to see if shell be running late >no response >wait for 40mins >no response >send a text telling her I'm going home. It's too cold. >no response >still hasn't responded F--- women. Why do they feel like it's ok to make someone wait in the freezing cold. If you aint feeling it f------ let the person know asap so they don't waste their time. Hopefully the w---- will meet do this to dome autist and he will stalk her and r--- her. I'm f------ done.

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Anon has a malicious idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon gets put in his place | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 757 KB PNG 09/28/19(Sat)11:37:48 Anonymous Bad thread No.111908715 Anonymous >woooow look we stacked a bunch of rocks on top of eachother >please clap 09/28/19(Sat)11:43:12 No.111908983 09/28/19(Sat)11:44:34 No.111909056 yea thats kiddie s--- remember that famous denmark construction like uuuhh wait you dont have any denmark more like nolandmarks Imao >>111909912 # >>111910166 # >>111910244 # >>111910271 # >>111910337 # >>111910383 # >>111910512 # >>111910534 # >>111910535 # >>111910593 # >>111910616 # >>111910734 # >>111910789 # >>111910822 # >>111910844 #
Anonymous 757 KB PNG 09/28/19(Sat)11:37:48 Anonymous Bad thread No.111908715 Anonymous >woooow look we stacked a bunch of rocks on top of eachother >please clap 09/28/19(Sat)11:43:12 No.111908983 09/28/19(Sat)11:44:34 No.111909056 yea thats kiddie s--- remember that famous denmark construction like uuuhh wait you dont have any denmark more like nolandmarks Imao >>111909912 # >>111910166 # >>111910244 # >>111910271 # >>111910337 # >>111910383 # >>111910512 # >>111910534 # >>111910535 # >>111910593 # >>111910616 # >>111910734 # >>111910789 # >>111910822 # >>111910844 #

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Anon's mom hides his "girlfriend" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri) 10:57:31 No.69873383 > be me > 28, live with mom > have Asuka bodypillow (this exact one) > have had her almost a decade > have slept with her every night, coom on her at least twice a day, wash her about once a month (in the 105 KB JPG bath with me) > mom has always hated her, tells me to get a "real gf" > tell her that if she hadn't been so overbearing and narcissistic when i was younger then maybe i would have had a healthy relationship with women > recently has been on my ass about getting a job > tell her i don't need one as i get disability > yesterday when i was doing chores she came into my room and took Asuka > tells me i can get her back when i get a job What do i do bros. I literally cannot find my Asuka anywhere. If my mom has thrown her out I swear by Allah I will behead her in the town square like the w---- she is.
Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri) 10:57:31 No.69873383 > be me > 28, live with mom > have Asuka bodypillow (this exact one) > have had her almost a decade > have slept with her every night, coom on her at least twice a day, wash her about once a month (in the 105 KB JPG bath with me) > mom has always hated her, tells me to get a "real gf" > tell her that if she hadn't been so overbearing and narcissistic when i was younger then maybe i would have had a healthy relationship with women > recently has been on my ass about getting a job > tell her i don't need one as i get disability > yesterday when i was doing chores she came into my room and took Asuka > tells me i can get her back when i get a job What do i do bros. I literally cannot find my Asuka anywhere. If my mom has thrown her out I swear by Allah I will behead her in the town square like the w---- she is.

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Anon is curious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 129 KB PNG 08/19/22 (Fri)15:06:33 No.884169847 Why does big buissness get billions in tax cuts, subsidies, bailouts, etc but for me I am expected to "pull myself by my bootstraps" and "work harder"
Anonymous 129 KB PNG 08/19/22 (Fri)15:06:33 No.884169847 Why does big buissness get billions in tax cuts, subsidies, bailouts, etc but for me I am expected to "pull myself by my bootstraps" and "work harder"

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Anon enjoys onions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Exact moment you became a robo(...) 42 KB JPG 08/28/17(Mon)14:06:59 No.39366814 >halloween >some guy gives me a caramel apple >bite into it >it's actually a caramel onion >everyone laughing >am 5 >don't get the joke >happily eat my delicious candied onion >laughter turns to confusion >"that's an onion, buddy...." >"I like it!" >adults all visibly disappointed Fate's die was cast, Halloween 1995.
Anonymous Exact moment you became a robo(...) 42 KB JPG 08/28/17(Mon)14:06:59 No.39366814 >halloween >some guy gives me a caramel apple >bite into it >it's actually a caramel onion >everyone laughing >am 5 >don't get the joke >happily eat my delicious candied onion >laughter turns to confusion >"that's an onion, buddy...." >"I like it!" >adults all visibly disappointed Fate's die was cast, Halloween 1995.

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Anon learns english | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Learning English 08/20/22(Sat) 14:03:42 No.69884629 >be originally from Finland >you've lived in Ireland for 12 years now, speaking English daily >be proud of almost having mastered a foreign language >every now and then you write a long post on 4chan, thinking it was eloquent and grammatically sound >some American anon responds "learn english f-----" >you've used some idiom incorrectly without realizing >get depressed 127 KB JPG This hurts, man. And it's not even fair. How good is your Finnish, anon?
: Anonymous Learning English 08/20/22(Sat) 14:03:42 No.69884629 >be originally from Finland >you've lived in Ireland for 12 years now, speaking English daily >be proud of almost having mastered a foreign language >every now and then you write a long post on 4chan, thinking it was eloquent and grammatically sound >some American anon responds "learn english f-----" >you've used some idiom incorrectly without realizing >get depressed 127 KB JPG This hurts, man. And it's not even fair. How good is your Finnish, anon?

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Anon can't perform | /r/Greentext

173 KB JPG >be me, in bed with gf >she shows me pic rel on her phone >"you could never do this for me!" >w--? >I just asked her what she meant, but she kept >repeating herself >she sounded exasperated and started quietly >crying later on W-- was I supposed to do here guys?
173 KB JPG >be me, in bed with gf >she shows me pic rel on her phone >"you could never do this for me!" >w--? >I just asked her what she meant, but she kept >repeating herself >she sounded exasperated and started quietly >crying later on W-- was I supposed to do here guys?

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Didn't see that coming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 01/06/19(Sun)10:53:20 No.789251811 >be me >over the border racist >sleep with underage niece >hate the British for humiliating my country's people >cool mustache >spend a lot of time outside of said county >can give firebomb public speeches >write a book about how my people are oppressed >people favor me 4 Replies >rise to power >consider WW2 as the opening of opportunities >be Gandhi >pic unrelated View Thread
Anonymous 10 KB JPG 01/06/19(Sun)10:53:20 No.789251811 >be me >over the border racist >sleep with underage niece >hate the British for humiliating my country's people >cool mustache >spend a lot of time outside of said county >can give firebomb public speeches >write a book about how my people are oppressed >people favor me 4 Replies >rise to power >consider WW2 as the opening of opportunities >be Gandhi >pic unrelated View Thread

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Anon hates reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic!
: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic!

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Anon deadlifts a tree | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 07/04/22(Mon)23:00:29 No.67448853 >be me >out driving >fallen tree blocks road >get out of car and move it >probably not more than 150kg >hop into car and drive a few meters >go out again to put the tree back to make sure no dyels will get past >>67448883 # >>67449637 # >>67452678 # >>67452888 # >>67452899 >>67455462 # >>67461555 # >>67463162 # >>67463699 # >>67464816 # 67165701 #
Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 07/04/22(Mon)23:00:29 No.67448853 >be me >out driving >fallen tree blocks road >get out of car and move it >probably not more than 150kg >hop into car and drive a few meters >go out again to put the tree back to make sure no dyels will get past >>67448883 # >>67449637 # >>67452678 # >>67452888 # >>67452899 >>67455462 # >>67461555 # >>67463162 # >>67463699 # >>67464816 # 67165701 #

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anon srsly needs some friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous akward stranger encounter thre(...) 09/12/21 (Sun)02:19:30 No.65345252 >be me >bored >stand on random streets on benches, stairs etc. >look at phone from time to time pretending im waiting for someone >i like it its fun 8 KB JPG >decide to spice it up >ask random strangers if theyre named [insert name i come up on the spot] >they all say no >fine until i see this 40 yo man >ask if he's named John Stan >he says yes >ohshit.png >i didnt expect that >"well uhh thats a nice name" >start walking away fast >hear a humble "...thanks" >dont look back
: Anonymous akward stranger encounter thre(...) 09/12/21 (Sun)02:19:30 No.65345252 >be me >bored >stand on random streets on benches, stairs etc. >look at phone from time to time pretending im waiting for someone >i like it its fun 8 KB JPG >decide to spice it up >ask random strangers if theyre named [insert name i come up on the spot] >they all say no >fine until i see this 40 yo man >ask if he's named John Stan >he says yes >ohshit.png >i didnt expect that >"well uhh thats a nice name" >start walking away fast >hear a humble "...thanks" >dont look back

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anon is insecure | /r/Greentext

3h (8/20 6:30) 69879267 34 Re 5 Img JPG 138KB (1021 x 617) 7 Replies Posted by u/throwaway134552 9 years ago 822 Found out wife did things in her past that are off limits for me, can't help but be hurt. Obvious throw away. Found out recently through my wife's really chatty best friend a thing or two about my wife's past. Initially when we were dating she told me certain things were things she had never done before and didn't want to try. Turns out she did them with her exboyfriend. I talked to her about it, she told me she did them back then and enjoyed it. But doesn't want to do them with me. (a---/bdsm/threesome) And when I asked she didn't really give me any reasoning. She just said she didn't want to. I can't help but be hurt over this it has damaged my ego and self confidence. She knows I am hurt over this, but hasn't really given me an answer. So I am looking to you guys. Don't tell me divorce we have been together for 20 years, and she is the mother of my two children. I am not going to leave her over this. I am not saying that I feel entitled to those acts, but I do feel entitled to an explanation of why. >get married >wife is a bit of a prude >ok so she doesn't want to do certain things in bed, not the end of the world, right? >talk to a mutual friend >she accidentally reveals that your wife used to be a mega slut who's done all kinds of kinky s--- in the past >turns out she just doesn't want to do certain things in bed WITH YOU Absolutely brutal. How does one recover from this?
3h (8/20 6:30) 69879267 34 Re 5 Img JPG 138KB (1021 x 617) 7 Replies Posted by u/throwaway134552 9 years ago 822 Found out wife did things in her past that are off limits for me, can't help but be hurt. Obvious throw away. Found out recently through my wife's really chatty best friend a thing or two about my wife's past. Initially when we were dating she told me certain things were things she had never done before and didn't want to try. Turns out she did them with her exboyfriend. I talked to her about it, she told me she did them back then and enjoyed it. But doesn't want to do them with me. (a---/bdsm/threesome) And when I asked she didn't really give me any reasoning. She just said she didn't want to. I can't help but be hurt over this it has damaged my ego and self confidence. She knows I am hurt over this, but hasn't really given me an answer. So I am looking to you guys. Don't tell me divorce we have been together for 20 years, and she is the mother of my two children. I am not going to leave her over this. I am not saying that I feel entitled to those acts, but I do feel entitled to an explanation of why. >get married >wife is a bit of a prude >ok so she doesn't want to do certain things in bed, not the end of the world, right? >talk to a mutual friend >she accidentally reveals that your wife used to be a mega slut who's done all kinds of kinky s--- in the past >turns out she just doesn't want to do certain things in bed WITH YOU Absolutely brutal. How does one recover from this?

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anon does some minor tomfoolery, hijinks if you will | /r/Greentext

File: pepe toilet.png (341 KB, 860x1020) I s--- myself 08/19/22(Fri)21:11:27 No.884196040 >be me >lactose intolerant >basically only farts >go into work all is fine >boss says i gotta train the newbs >i myself have only been here a month >lunchtime.exe >get all the dairy products i can find for cheap >chug milk, yogurt, and eggs >go back to work, fart a f------ storm >keep farting all around the bosses office >f------ stinks so bad >he checks the toilets >i s--- in all of them and didnt flush >i even s--- in the sink >go home i hope i dont get fired anons, but dont tell me to do s--- that im probably not ready to do
File: pepe toilet.png (341 KB, 860x1020) I s--- myself 08/19/22(Fri)21:11:27 No.884196040 >be me >lactose intolerant >basically only farts >go into work all is fine >boss says i gotta train the newbs >i myself have only been here a month >lunchtime.exe >get all the dairy products i can find for cheap >chug milk, yogurt, and eggs >go back to work, fart a f------ storm >keep farting all around the bosses office >f------ stinks so bad >he checks the toilets >i s--- in all of them and didnt flush >i even s--- in the sink >go home i hope i dont get fired anons, but dont tell me to do s--- that im probably not ready to do

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I really don't have the creativity for a good title. This is the most I can do: "Anon creepily stares at little girls while they have fun and feed animals without noticing the real animal that is near them" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 216 KB PNG 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live there >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.
Anonymous 216 KB PNG 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live there >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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this guy thought it was called jojo's mundane adventures | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 173 KB JPG 51 Replies : Anonymous 08/19/22(Fri) 20:46:20 No.241596902 >Protagonist defeats the villain by pulling a power up out of their ass at the last second : Anonymous >>241596902 (OP) # I Love It Has this EVER been done well? Jojo did it at least three times and it sucked worse and worse View Thread 08/20/22(Sat)00:07:56 No.241604767 08/20/22(Sat)00:13:36 No.241604935 >>241604493 # >the power of the arrow and how it can create or evolve stands to ridiculous levels WAS explained before, and it was thanks to the power of the arrow that GER was even born. What I'm only pointing out is the fact that GER is an instant win. That, in my opinion, is the asspull. And you're right, we knew that it would evolve Stands to a ridiculous level, but isn't this idea an asspull itself? >Diavolos fate was sealed the moment he lost the arrow, had Bucciarati not managed to destroy his sun and revert his bodyswitch, then he would have won, but they made clear that the one having the arrow would be the undisputed winner. Again, you're right. But what ultimately matters is the ridiculous power of the arrow. I'm repeating myself, but the "instant win" nature of GER, is the asspull. But, because it was built up, it makes this asspull more acceptable. I think Go Beyond is far worse, for example.
: Anonymous 2 173 KB JPG 51 Replies : Anonymous 08/19/22(Fri) 20:46:20 No.241596902 >Protagonist defeats the villain by pulling a power up out of their ass at the last second : Anonymous >>241596902 (OP) # I Love It Has this EVER been done well? Jojo did it at least three times and it sucked worse and worse View Thread 08/20/22(Sat)00:07:56 No.241604767 08/20/22(Sat)00:13:36 No.241604935 >>241604493 # >the power of the arrow and how it can create or evolve stands to ridiculous levels WAS explained before, and it was thanks to the power of the arrow that GER was even born. What I'm only pointing out is the fact that GER is an instant win. That, in my opinion, is the asspull. And you're right, we knew that it would evolve Stands to a ridiculous level, but isn't this idea an asspull itself? >Diavolos fate was sealed the moment he lost the arrow, had Bucciarati not managed to destroy his sun and revert his bodyswitch, then he would have won, but they made clear that the one having the arrow would be the undisputed winner. Again, you're right. But what ultimately matters is the ridiculous power of the arrow. I'm repeating myself, but the "instant win" nature of GER, is the asspull. But, because it was built up, it makes this asspull more acceptable. I think Go Beyond is far worse, for example.

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Anon tavev nv bvll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 312 KB JPG HIM 05/15/22(Sun)13:06:51 No.10248432 >BE ME, BVSED RVMAN BVLL >SVME JEVV CVMES VP TV MV VND STVRTS SAYING DVMB JEVV THVNGS LVKE "umm maybe having child sex slaves is bad man just sayin" >DRAVV MY GLADIVS VND SLVY >EVERYONV VLSE VT THV GRVCERY STVRE STVRTS FREVKING OVT >EXIT LVKE A BVSS AS THV JEVV BLEEDS OVT >JVST ANVTHER DVY VN THV LVFE VF A ROMVN BVLL
Anonymous 312 KB JPG HIM 05/15/22(Sun)13:06:51 No.10248432 >BE ME, BVSED RVMAN BVLL >SVME JEVV CVMES VP TV MV VND STVRTS SAYING DVMB JEVV THVNGS LVKE "umm maybe having child sex slaves is bad man just sayin" >DRAVV MY GLADIVS VND SLVY >EVERYONV VLSE VT THV GRVCERY STVRE STVRTS FREVKING OVT >EXIT LVKE A BVSS AS THV JEVV BLEEDS OVT >JVST ANVTHER DVY VN THV LVFE VF A ROMVN BVLL

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Anon plays Halo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I still dont believe it 08/16/22(Tue)10:18:03 No.69833380 91 7 KB JPG Greentext thread of unbelievable s---? Yeah. >Be me, 14 at the time, around 2013 >Playing Halo 2 Legendary trying for achievements with some buddies NOW, for anyone whos not a Halofag, Halo 2 Legendary makes dark souls look like Pokemon. Basically you die almost instantly if you dont know what your doing, some enemies can kill within 20 F------ FRAMES. >Be playing through Regret, very difficult due to envy skull resetting mission whenever I die >Like two steps from the end, took me like 5 hours >F------ cat s---- on the Xbox, and destroys it. >About a year later finally get money to buy a Used Xbox >MFW progress didnt save
: Anonymous I still dont believe it 08/16/22(Tue)10:18:03 No.69833380 91 7 KB JPG Greentext thread of unbelievable s---? Yeah. >Be me, 14 at the time, around 2013 >Playing Halo 2 Legendary trying for achievements with some buddies NOW, for anyone whos not a Halofag, Halo 2 Legendary makes dark souls look like Pokemon. Basically you die almost instantly if you dont know what your doing, some enemies can kill within 20 F------ FRAMES. >Be playing through Regret, very difficult due to envy skull resetting mission whenever I die >Like two steps from the end, took me like 5 hours >F------ cat s---- on the Xbox, and destroys it. >About a year later finally get money to buy a Used Xbox >MFW progress didnt save

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paint a picture in your mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7/24/18 (Tue) >be me >12 years old >love greentext >mom wont let me go on 4chan >feelsbadman.jpg > computer has paint > Create my own greentext. > mom doesn't find out but I don't know where to post it Where does this go?
: Anonymous 7/24/18 (Tue) >be me >12 years old >love greentext >mom wont let me go on 4chan >feelsbadman.jpg > computer has paint > Create my own greentext. > mom doesn't find out but I don't know where to post it Where does this go?

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