Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Wavey sensation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 96 KB PNG >Into crossdressing 10/24/24(Thu)14:18:18 No.79231786 >Turned on by my own body smell >Turned on seeing my own body in the mirror, specially the ass, but my entire naked body just turns me on >Like to gaze for minutes on end at my face >Love my long wavy hair (that women find pretty) >Like getting things in my ass and c------ hands free BUT >Only ever fallen in love with women >Have never gotten a slight bit of attraction towards another man >Disgusted by gay p--- Serious question: Am I gay?
Anonymous 96 KB PNG >Into crossdressing 10/24/24(Thu)14:18:18 No.79231786 >Turned on by my own body smell >Turned on seeing my own body in the mirror, specially the ass, but my entire naked body just turns me on >Like to gaze for minutes on end at my face >Love my long wavy hair (that women find pretty) >Like getting things in my ass and c------ hands free BUT >Only ever fallen in love with women >Have never gotten a slight bit of attraction towards another man >Disgusted by gay p--- Serious question: Am I gay?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Weirdly attractive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 90 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)11:19:25 No.79230917 >finally get a gf >become more misogynist Women have life on easy mode and they have no idea how good they have it. If my gf was a man she'd be elliot rodgers >shorter than average >less endowed than her peers >graduated with a worthless degree >is a NEET >shy and introverted >is a halfu with a weird racial complex But because she's a woman with self control (isn't overweight) 90% of heterosexual men would marry her on the spot if she asked.
Anonymous 90 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)11:19:25 No.79230917 >finally get a gf >become more misogynist Women have life on easy mode and they have no idea how good they have it. If my gf was a man she'd be elliot rodgers >shorter than average >less endowed than her peers >graduated with a worthless degree >is a NEET >shy and introverted >is a halfu with a weird racial complex But because she's a woman with self control (isn't overweight) 90% of heterosexual men would marry her on the spot if she asked.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Disney Anon | /r/Greentext

File: thephantommenace.jpg (723 KB, 2048x1527) Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:10:57 No.204652454 >>204652499 >>204652531 >>204652542 >>204652639 >>204652685 >>204652834 >>204652912 >>204653061 >>204653123 >>204653193 >>204653261 >>204653295 >>204653359 >>204653694 >summer 1999 >watching TPM in theaters. >utterly horrified >keep thinking "what the f--- is this?" and "this isn't star wars" >watch documentary about the making of TPM >at the end, all the executives watch an early screening >all staring helplessly, horrified, at the abomination that has been created >they later say "this is what happens when you give george lucas carte blanche" >years later >the dialogue is so terrible it gets turned into countless memes made by people who aren't aware the dialogue is terrible how the f--- did people get brainwashed into thinking this was a good movie?
File: thephantommenace.jpg (723 KB, 2048x1527) Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:10:57 No.204652454 >>204652499 >>204652531 >>204652542 >>204652639 >>204652685 >>204652834 >>204652912 >>204653061 >>204653123 >>204653193 >>204653261 >>204653295 >>204653359 >>204653694 >summer 1999 >watching TPM in theaters. >utterly horrified >keep thinking "what the f--- is this?" and "this isn't star wars" >watch documentary about the making of TPM >at the end, all the executives watch an early screening >all staring helplessly, horrified, at the abomination that has been created >they later say "this is what happens when you give george lucas carte blanche" >years later >the dialogue is so terrible it gets turned into countless memes made by people who aren't aware the dialogue is terrible how the f--- did people get brainwashed into thinking this was a good movie?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Nice guy incel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I stop being blackpille(...) 290 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)12:19:47 No.32205258 >be me >nice guy incel >see Andrew Tate blow up a couple of years ago >think he's full of s---, a grifter and the only type of girls he'd get are hoes and skanks >continue to self-improoooove >fast forward two years later >still an incel >go outside, see girls in my workplace talking about guys like Tate >start thinking he may have a point after all Am I being retarded?
Anonymous How do I stop being blackpille(...) 290 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)12:19:47 No.32205258 >be me >nice guy incel >see Andrew Tate blow up a couple of years ago >think he's full of s---, a grifter and the only type of girls he'd get are hoes and skanks >continue to self-improoooove >fast forward two years later >still an incel >go outside, see girls in my workplace talking about guys like Tate >start thinking he may have a point after all Am I being retarded?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

It's over for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)21:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INCEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)21:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INCEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

we have peaked as a society | /r/Greentext

... Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)17:37:47 No.58197478 ようこそ! けもケットへ 2 自衛官募集中 https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jleikanbosyu/index.html >>58195261 (OP) # UwU.png 2.34 MB PNG >5th largest military in the world is officially using a gay furry both as it's mascot and for recruitment Every time I think we've reached peak clownworld, we just keep going further. Honk honk. >>58197503 # >>58197583 # >>58197652 # >>58198357 # >>58199054 # >>58199123 # >>58199900 #
... Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)17:37:47 No.58197478 ようこそ! けもケットへ 2 自衛官募集中 https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jleikanbosyu/index.html >>58195261 (OP) # UwU.png 2.34 MB PNG >5th largest military in the world is officially using a gay furry both as it's mascot and for recruitment Every time I think we've reached peak clownworld, we just keep going further. Honk honk. >>58197503 # >>58197583 # >>58197652 # >>58198357 # >>58199054 # >>58199123 # >>58199900 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Your enemy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.18 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)22:49:27 No.79225272 >get my 1st gf at 26 >younger bro by 5 years hangs around when she comes over >keeps finding excuses to take his shirt off (he's jacked) >see keeps checking him out and giving him attention W--? I don't want to break up already, I lost my virginity to this girl. But she's disrespecting me. Can I still salvage this?
: Anonymous 1.18 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)22:49:27 No.79225272 >get my 1st gf at 26 >younger bro by 5 years hangs around when she comes over >keeps finding excuses to take his shirt off (he's jacked) >see keeps checking him out and giving him attention W--? I don't want to break up already, I lost my virginity to this girl. But she's disrespecting me. Can I still salvage this?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon Likes Rorschach | /r/Greentext

File: R0R5CH4RCH3928.jpg (29 KB, 375x500) ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:05 No.204783957 >>204784020 >>204784038 >>204784582 >>204785544 >>204785669 >>204786959 >>204787052 >>204791634 >>204791696 >>204791746 >>204791895 >>204792066 >>204792705 >>204794158 >>204794482 >>204795141 >>204795826 >>204799611 >>204799720 >Moore recalls thinking that Rorschach would be seen as a satirical character. In spite of giving the masked figure an "abhorrent personality", Moore admits that he failed to realize "people in the audience would find such a figure admirable". Moore even describes his surprise when he discovered Watchmen had a large, right-wing fanbase. In his boldest declaration, Moore says that if his stories can be that misinterpreted "it does make you wonder what the point of doing it was". ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:44 No.204783967 He's LITERALLY me. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:23:28 No.204784038 ►>>204784059 >>204784284 >>204784439 >>204785069 >>204785368 >>204794159 >>204796359 >>204783957 (OP). >wh-what? People actually like a vigilante that brutalizes criminals and kills murderous pedophiles? >ahhh I'm going insane! Why do lefties misunderstand how normal people think so often? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:32:33 No.204784284 ► >>204784038 Because they're mostly pedophiles. They were molested as kids and think it's ok. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:56:01 No.204784819 >>204793176 >>204795116 >>204796682 File: ozymandias-veidt-cat-scre(...).jpg (203 KB, 1101x598) JUST ME AND THE WORLD. >>204785585 NERY'S >comic about a gay elitist who feels entitled to kill millions for "the greater good" What did Moore mean by this? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)07:34:13 No.204785711 >>204789705 >Why are people interpreting a character named Rorschach differently than I do?
File: R0R5CH4RCH3928.jpg (29 KB, 375x500) ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:05 No.204783957 >>204784020 >>204784038 >>204784582 >>204785544 >>204785669 >>204786959 >>204787052 >>204791634 >>204791696 >>204791746 >>204791895 >>204792066 >>204792705 >>204794158 >>204794482 >>204795141 >>204795826 >>204799611 >>204799720 >Moore recalls thinking that Rorschach would be seen as a satirical character. In spite of giving the masked figure an "abhorrent personality", Moore admits that he failed to realize "people in the audience would find such a figure admirable". Moore even describes his surprise when he discovered Watchmen had a large, right-wing fanbase. In his boldest declaration, Moore says that if his stories can be that misinterpreted "it does make you wonder what the point of doing it was". ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:44 No.204783967 He's LITERALLY me. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:23:28 No.204784038 ►>>204784059 >>204784284 >>204784439 >>204785069 >>204785368 >>204794159 >>204796359 >>204783957 (OP). >wh-what? People actually like a vigilante that brutalizes criminals and kills murderous pedophiles? >ahhh I'm going insane! Why do lefties misunderstand how normal people think so often? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:32:33 No.204784284 ► >>204784038 Because they're mostly pedophiles. They were molested as kids and think it's ok. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:56:01 No.204784819 >>204793176 >>204795116 >>204796682 File: ozymandias-veidt-cat-scre(...).jpg (203 KB, 1101x598) JUST ME AND THE WORLD. >>204785585 NERY'S >comic about a gay elitist who feels entitled to kill millions for "the greater good" What did Moore mean by this? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)07:34:13 No.204785711 >>204789705 >Why are people interpreting a character named Rorschach differently than I do?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn't have a boyfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HELL YEA HEE HEE THAT RITE BE TIGHT HEE 876 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)09:53:12 No.79230454 How do you get your boyfriend to stop ignoring you for days if he: -Isn't attracted to you, so nudes don't work -Doesn't care about you, so suicide or self harm threats don't work, even if you actually do it -Doesn't care about you x2, so threatening to break up won't work -Dislikes you, so any suggestion of doing anything together won't work -Already has money, so buying him a gift won't work Thanks! 99 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous HELL YEA HEE HEE THAT RITE BE TIGHT HEE 876 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)09:53:12 No.79230454 How do you get your boyfriend to stop ignoring you for days if he: -Isn't attracted to you, so nudes don't work -Doesn't care about you, so suicide or self harm threats don't work, even if you actually do it -Doesn't care about you x2, so threatening to break up won't work -Dislikes you, so any suggestion of doing anything together won't work -Already has money, so buying him a gift won't work Thanks! 99 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Conflict at the entrance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB GIF 10/24/24(Thu)00:05:32 No.79226024 >Be me last year, 25 year old. >still love LEGOS. >Decide to spend entire paycheck on the latest Star Wars set. >Not just any set, but the TIE Interceptor. >originally sold for $100 but is now around $1000. >get a sweet deal and get it for only $800. >call parents because of how happy I feel and they dont care at all and ask how I will pay rent. >say that I think landlord will understand. >Start building, having such a lot of fun. >Two weeks later, landlord knocking on my door. >"Where rent? It due last week" >Show landlord the TIE Interceptor and explain I had to buy it because it was a good deal. >"why would I give a care about a Star War thing?" He is lithuanian or whatever so I guess they didnt get star wars. >says I have to pay rent by the end of the week or I'll be evicted because this isnt the first instance I've done this kind of thing. >end up having to sell the TIE Interceptor. >only get $300 for it because I took it out of the box and used it. >rent is $600. >go to landlord and explain and apologise and say I will get the rest of the cash but this is all I have. >"wife leave recently, I need to see girls again, so I need shaving back" >"you need your back shaved?. Tfw I had to shave his back once a week for nearly a year until he forgave the rent I didn't pay
Anonymous 31 KB GIF 10/24/24(Thu)00:05:32 No.79226024 >Be me last year, 25 year old. >still love LEGOS. >Decide to spend entire paycheck on the latest Star Wars set. >Not just any set, but the TIE Interceptor. >originally sold for $100 but is now around $1000. >get a sweet deal and get it for only $800. >call parents because of how happy I feel and they dont care at all and ask how I will pay rent. >say that I think landlord will understand. >Start building, having such a lot of fun. >Two weeks later, landlord knocking on my door. >"Where rent? It due last week" >Show landlord the TIE Interceptor and explain I had to buy it because it was a good deal. >"why would I give a care about a Star War thing?" He is lithuanian or whatever so I guess they didnt get star wars. >says I have to pay rent by the end of the week or I'll be evicted because this isnt the first instance I've done this kind of thing. >end up having to sell the TIE Interceptor. >only get $300 for it because I took it out of the box and used it. >rent is $600. >go to landlord and explain and apologise and say I will get the rest of the cash but this is all I have. >"wife leave recently, I need to see girls again, so I need shaving back" >"you need your back shaved?. Tfw I had to shave his back once a week for nearly a year until he forgave the rent I didn't pay

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

The lesser of two evils | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)13:21:38 No.17162226 main-qimg-09090768382a6bf73bb3729532e22b9b-lq.jpg 43 KB JPG >Everyone treats Hitler like Satan while they never treat Stalin with any contempt! Why is this such a common Nazi cope? Did they forget that the US spent 50 years in a geopolitical cold war with the regime Stalin created? Or the hiring of Nazi officers to government jobs and the Red Scare in the post-war years?
Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)13:21:38 No.17162226 main-qimg-09090768382a6bf73bb3729532e22b9b-lq.jpg 43 KB JPG >Everyone treats Hitler like Satan while they never treat Stalin with any contempt! Why is this such a common Nazi cope? Did they forget that the US spent 50 years in a geopolitical cold war with the regime Stalin created? Or the hiring of Nazi officers to government jobs and the Red Scare in the post-war years?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is Captain Falcon. | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)11:12:04 No.926431128 >Be 12 years old me, around 2004. > Get bullied in school a lot. > Usually not physical because I was taller and stronger than most of them (although at the time I didn't realize that), but a lot of pranks, nicknames, and laughs. > Teachers don't care, and mom says I should just ignore them. > Finally tell dad; he takes me apart and says: "Next time they laugh at you, walk slowly and calmly towards their leader, and when you are close to him, punch him really hard in the face. So hard he can't respond". Also teaches me how and where to punch. > A few days pass, and I do exactly what dad told me. > Knock a kid uncouncious, and his friends jump me, but teachers manage to split us. > A lot of witnesses, they say I punched him unprovoqued. Got expelled for two weeks. > Parents ground me; mom is really mad, but I can see dad is proud of me. After a couple days, they allow me to read comics and play videogames. > Never got bullied again; years later, a friend told me that a lot of the kids were afraid of me. FFW 20 years, a few months ago. > Saturday night, at a bar with my girlfriend. > She accidentally spilled her drink over a guy. > He starts yelling at her, getting increasingly mad. > Manly instincts kick in, so I get between them. > He looks like a goon from an Arkham game. I know he could rekt me if we got into a fight, but I don't want to look like a p---- in front of gf. > Suddenly I remember dad's words: "Punch him so hard, he can't respond". > I hit him really hard in the jaw; the guy didn't expect it, and he falls down unconcious with a bloody face. > Hand really hurts, grab my gf and get out of there, pushing everyone who stood on the way. Big city, and thank God nobody knew us at that bar. I read on the local news that someone assaulted a poor guy at a bar and broke his jaw. Thanks dad.
File: images.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)11:12:04 No.926431128 >Be 12 years old me, around 2004. > Get bullied in school a lot. > Usually not physical because I was taller and stronger than most of them (although at the time I didn't realize that), but a lot of pranks, nicknames, and laughs. > Teachers don't care, and mom says I should just ignore them. > Finally tell dad; he takes me apart and says: "Next time they laugh at you, walk slowly and calmly towards their leader, and when you are close to him, punch him really hard in the face. So hard he can't respond". Also teaches me how and where to punch. > A few days pass, and I do exactly what dad told me. > Knock a kid uncouncious, and his friends jump me, but teachers manage to split us. > A lot of witnesses, they say I punched him unprovoqued. Got expelled for two weeks. > Parents ground me; mom is really mad, but I can see dad is proud of me. After a couple days, they allow me to read comics and play videogames. > Never got bullied again; years later, a friend told me that a lot of the kids were afraid of me. FFW 20 years, a few months ago. > Saturday night, at a bar with my girlfriend. > She accidentally spilled her drink over a guy. > He starts yelling at her, getting increasingly mad. > Manly instincts kick in, so I get between them. > He looks like a goon from an Arkham game. I know he could rekt me if we got into a fight, but I don't want to look like a p---- in front of gf. > Suddenly I remember dad's words: "Punch him so hard, he can't respond". > I hit him really hard in the jaw; the guy didn't expect it, and he falls down unconcious with a bloody face. > Hand really hurts, grab my gf and get out of there, pushing everyone who stood on the way. Big city, and thank God nobody knew us at that bar. I read on the local news that someone assaulted a poor guy at a bar and broke his jaw. Thanks dad.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon got ghosted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)15:53:43 No.79230787 How was your last attempt at wooing a girl? >few years ago >texting a girl I like >get blocked mid conversation without warning >seeing her irl she acts like nothing happened >never bring it up and slowly stop talking to her after realizing I'm the only one starting conversations The whole thing was frankly embarrassing. I just work my job now and masturbate to a fictional character, with moderate drinking due to boredom. No change in sight yet. 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)15:53:43 No.79230787 How was your last attempt at wooing a girl? >few years ago >texting a girl I like >get blocked mid conversation without warning >seeing her irl she acts like nothing happened >never bring it up and slowly stop talking to her after realizing I'm the only one starting conversations The whole thing was frankly embarrassing. I just work my job now and masturbate to a fictional character, with moderate drinking due to boredom. No change in sight yet. 1 Reply View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Can this ever happen? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)13:26:41 No.102760650 Voodoo MANCY 1728507856074048.jpg 501 KB JPG MAID BATTERY CD >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship
Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)13:26:41 No.102760650 Voodoo MANCY 1728507856074048.jpg 501 KB JPG MAID BATTERY CD >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Locked out of heaven | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MAMMI 272 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:13:12 No.79226621 >Make friends with a Chad >He always has women interested in him, but never seems to engage with them >One day ask him why >He tells me he doesn't give a s--- about women and would rather avoid them "because they're trouble" Is the key to getting women... Being disinterested in them? What f------ weird paradox is this?
: Anonymous MAMMI 272 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:13:12 No.79226621 >Make friends with a Chad >He always has women interested in him, but never seems to engage with them >One day ask him why >He tells me he doesn't give a s--- about women and would rather avoid them "because they're trouble" Is the key to getting women... Being disinterested in them? What f------ weird paradox is this?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Dry spell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:01:49 No.79226525 >go to take a shower >have my towel and my roommate's towels very separate, different colors and everything (don't wash them every day) >for some reason she used my towel to dry off >it's hanging up in the same place, don't think anything of it >go to dry off and instantly get hit with intense p---- musk >now it's all over my hair and face GOD F------ WHY DID SHE NOT USE HER TOWEL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER JUST TO WASH IT OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:01:49 No.79226525 >go to take a shower >have my towel and my roommate's towels very separate, different colors and everything (don't wash them every day) >for some reason she used my towel to dry off >it's hanging up in the same place, don't think anything of it >go to dry off and instantly get hit with intense p---- musk >now it's all over my hair and face GOD F------ WHY DID SHE NOT USE HER TOWEL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER JUST TO WASH IT OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

European exchange | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Karma PEPE COIN BARK 17 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:35:44 No.79226831 >Be me >live in the part of town with all the nightclubs >Saturday and Sunday morning stuff is usually littered throughout the street >sometimes it's wallets >I hate finding wallets because I always feel obligated to walk half a mile to the closest mailbox and I feel bad if I don't >remember I have a ton of Euros from a vacation I took last year >come up with devious plan >when the wallet has money in it I replace it with euros or other currency from other countries >I make sure to match the value as closely as possible >I'm hoping this will deter people from losing their wallets
: Anonymous Karma PEPE COIN BARK 17 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:35:44 No.79226831 >Be me >live in the part of town with all the nightclubs >Saturday and Sunday morning stuff is usually littered throughout the street >sometimes it's wallets >I hate finding wallets because I always feel obligated to walk half a mile to the closest mailbox and I feel bad if I don't >remember I have a ton of Euros from a vacation I took last year >come up with devious plan >when the wallet has money in it I replace it with euros or other currency from other countries >I make sure to match the value as closely as possible >I'm hoping this will deter people from losing their wallets

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Censorship bad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)06:38:44 No.692634875 TOEI ANIMATION w-- is this s---? 1729658019699962.png 396 KB PNG >people now advocating for censorship How did we get here? who cares??? stop making a big deal out of it! "help me mommy my favorite media is being ruined by WOKE!!1!!1!" lol grow up
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)06:38:44 No.692634875 TOEI ANIMATION w-- is this s---? 1729658019699962.png 396 KB PNG >people now advocating for censorship How did we get here? who cares??? stop making a big deal out of it! "help me mommy my favorite media is being ruined by WOKE!!1!!1!" lol grow up

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is tired | /r/Greentext

92 KB JPG >Be black >Enjoy some good hentai once in a while >Alot of the hottest chicks that f--- black dudes are just gangbang cuckshit with the chick going "UMAD WHITO PIGGU?, SMALL D--- SISSY S---" >Immersion is shattered along with my boner >Just wanted sum anime tiddy with a brotha getting some ass. >Alot of Western P--- Comics have this same problem if not worse. >It's always raceplay and never vanilla >Most BLACKEDf gs are giant cucks who are hella gay for pitch black donkey d--- corruption >There's a retaliation force of BLEACHEDf gs who are equally gay focusing on milk white donkey d--- "colonization" Aw man. I know I'm thinking way too far into it but f---. >No Vanilla Interracial Animu Romance with handholding and sex for the purpose of procreaton, Only cuckshit. >>434291369 # >>434291449 # >>434291564 # >>434291726 # >>434291802 # >>434292759 # >>434292770 # >>434294378 #
92 KB JPG >Be black >Enjoy some good hentai once in a while >Alot of the hottest chicks that f--- black dudes are just gangbang cuckshit with the chick going "UMAD WHITO PIGGU?, SMALL D--- SISSY S---" >Immersion is shattered along with my boner >Just wanted sum anime tiddy with a brotha getting some ass. >Alot of Western P--- Comics have this same problem if not worse. >It's always raceplay and never vanilla >Most BLACKEDf gs are giant cucks who are hella gay for pitch black donkey d--- corruption >There's a retaliation force of BLEACHEDf gs who are equally gay focusing on milk white donkey d--- "colonization" Aw man. I know I'm thinking way too far into it but f---. >No Vanilla Interracial Animu Romance with handholding and sex for the purpose of procreaton, Only cuckshit. >>434291369 # >>434291449 # >>434291564 # >>434291726 # >>434291802 # >>434292759 # >>434292770 # >>434294378 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Skill issue | /r/Greentext

COLOSSEUN Nintendo The Pokémon Company GET C CONNE CTED 130 EVERYONE E CONTENT RATED BY ESRB Nintendo Colosseum_EN_boxart-3781653760.png 928 KB PNG >spinoff game completely s---- on the main series Any other examples? Persona is another that comes to mind for me.
COLOSSEUN Nintendo The Pokémon Company GET C CONNE CTED 130 EVERYONE E CONTENT RATED BY ESRB Nintendo Colosseum_EN_boxart-3781653760.png 928 KB PNG >spinoff game completely s---- on the main series Any other examples? Persona is another that comes to mind for me.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext