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Anonymous (ID: R9BMFlod) O 12/23/21(Thu)08:41:58 No.353334567 THM Eく MPINFINI4ド THRMFT T& THM NYE EXN T& FNN &r PMYTMRI <IPINYFTI&. THM MPIN PITHI} THM りKく ドKKMARり T& KR&NSTM THM EMP P&RIN &RNMR THET YMMP4 144 KB JPG T父NMHTRSN THM PMYT Fトス IHTFENIAN 父トMXFMRナZMI TR Rフコ AドAMR THM FTISトーりナドTMりFRM スコ4TRSAMN ドトNESRNMRり MRFUMN. ThRFメ RILMAFトN&ナコ AYITHNXフAドド<M44 THM YKES: THM P&DINMR'4 PRITIHX4 TMNH NA PHFT NHT BM スッナI. Anonymous (ID: skkD8GaG) 12/23/21(Thu)08:43:16 No.353334684 >>353334567 >Sir this is a McDonald's
Anonymous (ID: R9BMFlod) O 12/23/21(Thu)08:41:58 No.353334567 THM Eく MPINFINI4ド THRMFT T& THM NYE EXN T& FNN &r PMYTMRI <IPINYFTI&. THM MPIN PITHI} THM りKく ドKKMARり T& KR&NSTM THM EMP P&RIN &RNMR THET YMMP4 144 KB JPG T父NMHTRSN THM PMYT Fトス IHTFENIAN 父トMXFMRナZMI TR Rフコ AドAMR THM FTISトーりナドTMりFRM スコ4TRSAMN ドトNESRNMRり MRFUMN. ThRFメ RILMAFトN&ナコ AYITHNXフAドド<M44 THM YKES: THM P&DINMR'4 PRITIHX4 TMNH NA PHFT NHT BM スッナI. Anonymous (ID: skkD8GaG) 12/23/21(Thu)08:43:16 No.353334684 >>353334567 >Sir this is a McDonald's

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Anon has a final wish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.66679661 You would kill a lot of people with the Deathnote wouldn't you? 1.48 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)17:20:11 No.66680011 >>66679661 (OP) # >first thing I write is my own name >suffocates between the thighs of a pretty girl
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.66679661 You would kill a lot of people with the Deathnote wouldn't you? 1.48 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)17:20:11 No.66680011 >>66679661 (OP) # >first thing I write is my own name >suffocates between the thighs of a pretty girl

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Anon goes pew pew | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:43:24 No.869190614 >Be me >Buy PC off friend >Download CS:GO >Get a rank Silver 2 >High skill ceiling, but learning the 6 KB JPG ropes >Watch Warowl YT vids to git gud >Get £30 off work Xmas bonus >Buy Steam vouchers >Buy Empress field tested AK skin >Play a match >Team are all Ruskie squeakers >Having a good match >Top frag for my team inthezone.png >1v5 >Kill 3, 2 left >Die >"omg all skins but can't play" >Squeakers vote to kick >Kicked Pic related
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:43:24 No.869190614 >Be me >Buy PC off friend >Download CS:GO >Get a rank Silver 2 >High skill ceiling, but learning the 6 KB JPG ropes >Watch Warowl YT vids to git gud >Get £30 off work Xmas bonus >Buy Steam vouchers >Buy Empress field tested AK skin >Play a match >Team are all Ruskie squeakers >Having a good match >Top frag for my team inthezone.png >1v5 >Kill 3, 2 left >Die >"omg all skins but can't play" >Squeakers vote to kick >Kicked Pic related

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Anon pretends to be a normal human being | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/20(Sun)10:43:34 No.60317976 >take driving test >do everything perfect >yellow light >speed up to pass it like a normal human being BE STRONG HIDE YOUR PAIN 1.18 MB JPG >this means I fail the driving test >>60317992 #
: Anonymous 10/04/20(Sun)10:43:34 No.60317976 >take driving test >do everything perfect >yellow light >speed up to pass it like a normal human being BE STRONG HIDE YOUR PAIN 1.18 MB JPG >this means I fail the driving test >>60317992 #

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Anon experiences weed | /r/Greentext

677EFC5B-49F0-4795-9077-D60919490070.jpg 445 KB JPG Why does weed unironically turn me left wing? : Anonymous (ID: SohzZmW/ 12/04/21(Sat)20:40:41 No.350756457 It turns me the opposite. When I smoke weed i become dangerously antisemitic but when I'm sober I am just regular antisemitic >>350757065 # >>350757676 # >>350758562 # >>350759194 # >>350766059 # >>350766919 # >>350767086 # >>350767140 # >>350771330 # >>350771551 # >>350771970 # >>350772302 # >>350773019 # >>350775186 # >>350775679 # >>350775772 #
677EFC5B-49F0-4795-9077-D60919490070.jpg 445 KB JPG Why does weed unironically turn me left wing? : Anonymous (ID: SohzZmW/ 12/04/21(Sat)20:40:41 No.350756457 It turns me the opposite. When I smoke weed i become dangerously antisemitic but when I'm sober I am just regular antisemitic >>350757065 # >>350757676 # >>350758562 # >>350759194 # >>350766059 # >>350766919 # >>350767086 # >>350767140 # >>350771330 # >>350771551 # >>350771970 # >>350772302 # >>350773019 # >>350775186 # >>350775679 # >>350775772 #

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why we started | /r/Greentext

File: 1360259435926.jpg-(140 KB, 600x902, 1359659865073.jpg) O Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)12:50 No.17585123 Replies: >>17585250 >>17585284 >>17585287 >>17585296 ITT: reasons we started lifting >be 17, the summer before college >camping with best friend, bros for 10 years, been through so much s--- together >be dyel, but bro played football and lifted >trying to teach me about lifting, wants us to pick up girls together next year in college >hiking in the afternoon, we're pretty far into the forest, nobody else in sight >bro is hiking up ahead of me, we're both enjoying the quiet and connecting with nature >hear a massive cracking sound, thinking about it still sends chills down my spine >crack is followed by the crashing sound of something falling >something is a giant tree >falling towards my bro >try to warn him but it's too late, the tree is on top of him >race over to help >he's trapped underneath, the tree is on his chest, he can't breathe, he's choking to death >try to lift the tree, put everything I have into it, it won't budge >soon he's not breathing anymore >watch the life fade from his eyes >doctors later say he would have died anyway >can't shake the feeling I could have saved him >3 years later I can still see his face >every time I deadlift, I imagine I'm lifting that tree off him >for that one brief moment, the pain goes away RIP my friend Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)12:52 No.17585154 File: 1360259522567.png-(20 KB, 750x750, 13246448012.png) right in the feels, OP, right in the feels...
File: 1360259435926.jpg-(140 KB, 600x902, 1359659865073.jpg) O Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)12:50 No.17585123 Replies: >>17585250 >>17585284 >>17585287 >>17585296 ITT: reasons we started lifting >be 17, the summer before college >camping with best friend, bros for 10 years, been through so much s--- together >be dyel, but bro played football and lifted >trying to teach me about lifting, wants us to pick up girls together next year in college >hiking in the afternoon, we're pretty far into the forest, nobody else in sight >bro is hiking up ahead of me, we're both enjoying the quiet and connecting with nature >hear a massive cracking sound, thinking about it still sends chills down my spine >crack is followed by the crashing sound of something falling >something is a giant tree >falling towards my bro >try to warn him but it's too late, the tree is on top of him >race over to help >he's trapped underneath, the tree is on his chest, he can't breathe, he's choking to death >try to lift the tree, put everything I have into it, it won't budge >soon he's not breathing anymore >watch the life fade from his eyes >doctors later say he would have died anyway >can't shake the feeling I could have saved him >3 years later I can still see his face >every time I deadlift, I imagine I'm lifting that tree off him >for that one brief moment, the pain goes away RIP my friend Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)12:52 No.17585154 File: 1360259522567.png-(20 KB, 750x750, 13246448012.png) right in the feels, OP, right in the feels...

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Anon is on that millionaire grindset | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I think I'm in trouble, boys(...) 11/04/21(Thu)18:36:09 No.66026795 >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea 1.98 MB GIF >take out my d--- and piss on the doormat >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off
: Anonymous I think I'm in trouble, boys(...) 11/04/21(Thu)18:36:09 No.66026795 >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea 1.98 MB GIF >take out my d--- and piss on the doormat >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off

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Anon doesn’t like the vax | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/25/21(Sat)02:52:20 No.66707955 >IT'S SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. >VAX. >NOW. >WE WILL EVEN GIVE YOU A FREE DONUT IF YOU GET THE 203 KB PNG VAXXINE. >STOP *clap emoji* KILLING *clap emoji* GRANDMA *clap emoji*. >DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE VAXXINE NOW, CHUD, OR DO YOU WANT IT TO BECOMEMA NDATORY???? >JUST TAKE THE VAXXINENOW AND THEN WE CAN STOP WEARING MASKS. >COVID WILL NEVER END, CHUD, UNLESS YOU. TAKE. THE. VAXXINE. NO W.
: Anonymous 12/25/21(Sat)02:52:20 No.66707955 >IT'S SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. >VAX. >NOW. >WE WILL EVEN GIVE YOU A FREE DONUT IF YOU GET THE 203 KB PNG VAXXINE. >STOP *clap emoji* KILLING *clap emoji* GRANDMA *clap emoji*. >DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE VAXXINE NOW, CHUD, OR DO YOU WANT IT TO BECOMEMA NDATORY???? >JUST TAKE THE VAXXINENOW AND THEN WE CAN STOP WEARING MASKS. >COVID WILL NEVER END, CHUD, UNLESS YOU. TAKE. THE. VAXXINE. NO W.

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Anon enjoys the christmas spirit | /r/Greentext

: onymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:23:53 No.66695115 >tfw triple amputee What the f--- even is the point of anything... i will never have a meaningful existence beyond being a completely useless cripple... 276 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.66695129 >>66695115 (OP)# Haha your left leg is wearing a christmas hat
: onymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:23:53 No.66695115 >tfw triple amputee What the f--- even is the point of anything... i will never have a meaningful existence beyond being a completely useless cripple... 276 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.66695129 >>66695115 (OP)# Haha your left leg is wearing a christmas hat

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Anon’s grandmother is sure he’ll find someone who appreciates him someday | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:39:20 No.66703451 why cant things just go right for once.jpg 49 KB JPG >Thread saids that if you ever feel like you're ugly, you can always ask your grandma and she'll tell you you're her handsome boy >Visiting family for Christmas, this is the perfect time to ask, my grandmother has always been sweet to me >Go up to my grandma and ask her "Grandma, am I handsome?" >Grandma smiles at me and pats my cheek >"Oh anon," she says, "It's not all about looks. You'll find a girl who appreciates you someday, I know it." >Stand there in shock for a moment, struggle with the urge to reply to her "So you think I'm ugly?" >Just say "Thanks grandma" and give her a hug %3D So, even my own grandmother thinks I'm ugly... What a wonderful Christmas...
onymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:39:20 No.66703451 why cant things just go right for once.jpg 49 KB JPG >Thread saids that if you ever feel like you're ugly, you can always ask your grandma and she'll tell you you're her handsome boy >Visiting family for Christmas, this is the perfect time to ask, my grandmother has always been sweet to me >Go up to my grandma and ask her "Grandma, am I handsome?" >Grandma smiles at me and pats my cheek >"Oh anon," she says, "It's not all about looks. You'll find a girl who appreciates you someday, I know it." >Stand there in shock for a moment, struggle with the urge to reply to her "So you think I'm ugly?" >Just say "Thanks grandma" and give her a hug %3D So, even my own grandmother thinks I'm ugly... What a wonderful Christmas...

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Anon remembers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Tard remembers | /r/Greentext

8 KB, 600x484) Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)14:13:23 No.777423877 >tard story from a while back >so the special ed teacher's son died in a car accident years prior >really sad, well known throughout town >couple years later >sped teacher helping the tards with math >one little tard looks at teacher >"hey mrs. anonderson, rember your son?" > she looks at him, nods >"he died" >mfw teacher is holding back tears >tard goes back to doing math poorly I guess tards do have good memory
8 KB, 600x484) Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)14:13:23 No.777423877 >tard story from a while back >so the special ed teacher's son died in a car accident years prior >really sad, well known throughout town >couple years later >sped teacher helping the tards with math >one little tard looks at teacher >"hey mrs. anonderson, rember your son?" > she looks at him, nods >"he died" >mfw teacher is holding back tears >tard goes back to doing math poorly I guess tards do have good memory

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Amy tells us a tale | /r/Greentext

File: 150507-news-amy-schumer jpg (49 KB, 349x509) Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► > be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me >I go to his house > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > 1, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did la
File: 150507-news-amy-schumer jpg (49 KB, 349x509) Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► > be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me >I go to his house > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > 1, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did la

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Not gonna make it | /r/Greentext


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Anon bout to an hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)20:22:52 No.66467571 >got drunk and accidentally texted a picture of my penis e---------- to my work WhatsApp group It's f------ over, I haven't even looked at the replies and people have been calling my phone 85 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)20:22:52 No.66467571 >got drunk and accidentally texted a picture of my penis e---------- to my work WhatsApp group It's f------ over, I haven't even looked at the replies and people have been calling my phone 85 KB JPG

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Anon is in another castle | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/25/21(Sat)01:22:16 No.66701830 >think technology is making me into a degenerate >do no-tech for a while >alone with my thoughts I start thinking of ways of training my mannerisms to be more like those 419 KB PNG of a cute princess Back to using my pc.
onymous 12/25/21(Sat)01:22:16 No.66701830 >think technology is making me into a degenerate >do no-tech for a while >alone with my thoughts I start thinking of ways of training my mannerisms to be more like those 419 KB PNG of a cute princess Back to using my pc.

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Anon is bill gates | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/24/21(Fri)19:56:25 No.869254615 When should we f--- the Sentinelese up? >Beautiful island they get to keep for themselves >Allowed to murder to protect their borders with no prosecution >Allowed to attack and kill 156 KB JPG innocent people who didn't even mean to wash up there >Squandering said beautiful island >Not contributing jack s--- to the rest of the world and never have We could literally just drop some germs on them and wait, then take the island for ourselves. 54 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
onymous 12/24/21(Fri)19:56:25 No.869254615 When should we f--- the Sentinelese up? >Beautiful island they get to keep for themselves >Allowed to murder to protect their borders with no prosecution >Allowed to attack and kill 156 KB JPG innocent people who didn't even mean to wash up there >Squandering said beautiful island >Not contributing jack s--- to the rest of the world and never have We could literally just drop some germs on them and wait, then take the island for ourselves. 54 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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