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Anon knows how to get happy with himself | /r/Greentext

File: 91.jpg (105 KB, 820x564) Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)12:50:58 No.66653144 [Reply] | any other narcissists here? >be me >about to sleep >stressed about work >give myself pep talk >end it with "Take care of yourself. I care about you." >fuzzy feelings drifting off into sleep I love myself so much
File: 91.jpg (105 KB, 820x564) Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)12:50:58 No.66653144 [Reply] | any other narcissists here? >be me >about to sleep >stressed about work >give myself pep talk >end it with "Take care of yourself. I care about you." >fuzzy feelings drifting off into sleep I love myself so much

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Anons brother watches too much hentai | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 minutes ago 867266728 >Be me >Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai >Was gonna never bring it up again but the little f--- started acting weird >Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, i-----, milf tags cuz he's recently taken an interest in our aunt >mf isn't even subtle about it >Thinks the world runs on hentai logic >One night when we're sleeping over at her place he wakes up at like 12:00pm and gets out of bed >l'm still awake and follow him >lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch >He has a massive f------ boner >Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me" >Whips out his c--- and gets closer expecting a f--- >Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the family the next day, + no internet, TV or videogames for the next year Serves you right you little f------ dumbass 5 REPLIES
Anonymous 47 minutes ago 867266728 >Be me >Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai >Was gonna never bring it up again but the little f--- started acting weird >Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, i-----, milf tags cuz he's recently taken an interest in our aunt >mf isn't even subtle about it >Thinks the world runs on hentai logic >One night when we're sleeping over at her place he wakes up at like 12:00pm and gets out of bed >l'm still awake and follow him >lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch >He has a massive f------ boner >Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me" >Whips out his c--- and gets closer expecting a f--- >Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the family the next day, + no internet, TV or videogames for the next year Serves you right you little f------ dumbass 5 REPLIES

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Autist's guild | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)09:30:57 No.66654183 >men on the spectrum become incels who resent women Heler because they can't find loving relationships >women on the spectrum Heler become feminists who hate men 156 KB PNG because they've fallen prey to too many sleazebags >both view themselves as victims of a society that's dominated by abusive chads/stacies while ignoring the men/women who would actually treat them with respect are incels and feminists really sworn enemies or do we both just really hate the worst the opposite sex has to offer?
: Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)09:30:57 No.66654183 >men on the spectrum become incels who resent women Heler because they can't find loving relationships >women on the spectrum Heler become feminists who hate men 156 KB PNG because they've fallen prey to too many sleazebags >both view themselves as victims of a society that's dominated by abusive chads/stacies while ignoring the men/women who would actually treat them with respect are incels and feminists really sworn enemies or do we both just really hate the worst the opposite sex has to offer?

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Anon wins goty | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)09:22:05 No.582: >DUDE DIVORCE SUCKS LMAO *wins GOTY* takes two i-is that all it takes? Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)09:22:46 No. >>582254486 >>582254490 >>582254492 >>58225523 no it takes two
O Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)09:22:05 No.582: >DUDE DIVORCE SUCKS LMAO *wins GOTY* takes two i-is that all it takes? Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)09:22:46 No. >>582254486 >>582254490 >>582254492 >>58225523 no it takes two

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mall santa is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (7Fs4Gtvf ) E Is this a sign of the times we(..) 12/21/21(Tue)11:18:52 No.353028357 >be me, 22 >Walking through the mall with my mom and little brothers >We walk by where they have Santa sitting for pictures >1 family in line, no others 66 KB JPG >Mall is pretty dead, it's on its last legs, don't think it'll be open much longer >Family gets their photo and Santa waves at us and says merry Christmas as we walk by, we respond in kind >We sit down for about 30 minutes >Nobody coming up to Santa, his "ho ho hos" echo throughout the hardly filled mall >10 mins later still nobody in his line, he starts singing White Christmas, stops mid song >5 mins later sings Baby it's Cold Outside, again shortly stops >As we leave, he wishes us another merry Christmas This was seriously one of the absolute saddest things I've ever seen, whenever I think about it I almost feel like crying. This happy jolly old man just wants to spread Christmas cheer and he can hardly get a single family to take a photo, his great singing just echoing through the almost dead mall. This s--- has been seriously depressing me bros, any whitepills?
: Anonymous (ID: (7Fs4Gtvf ) E Is this a sign of the times we(..) 12/21/21(Tue)11:18:52 No.353028357 >be me, 22 >Walking through the mall with my mom and little brothers >We walk by where they have Santa sitting for pictures >1 family in line, no others 66 KB JPG >Mall is pretty dead, it's on its last legs, don't think it'll be open much longer >Family gets their photo and Santa waves at us and says merry Christmas as we walk by, we respond in kind >We sit down for about 30 minutes >Nobody coming up to Santa, his "ho ho hos" echo throughout the hardly filled mall >10 mins later still nobody in his line, he starts singing White Christmas, stops mid song >5 mins later sings Baby it's Cold Outside, again shortly stops >As we leave, he wishes us another merry Christmas This was seriously one of the absolute saddest things I've ever seen, whenever I think about it I almost feel like crying. This happy jolly old man just wants to spread Christmas cheer and he can hardly get a single family to take a photo, his great singing just echoing through the almost dead mall. This s--- has been seriously depressing me bros, any whitepills?

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Anon leads a surprisingly normal life. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)02:12:31 No.868008307 >be me >wake up >not obsessed with nfts >not transphobic >not a nazi >not a tankie 136 KB JPG >not obsessed with male hierarchy >don't have twitter >don't worship some mediocre pop star >don't watch annoying s-------- on youtube >life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it's that easy.
: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)02:12:31 No.868008307 >be me >wake up >not obsessed with nfts >not transphobic >not a nazi >not a tankie 136 KB JPG >not obsessed with male hierarchy >don't have twitter >don't worship some mediocre pop star >don't watch annoying s-------- on youtube >life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it's that easy.

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anon is a scientist | /r/Greentext

File: 1623425111132.png (81 KB, 461x720) O Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)22:40:11 No.869006958 >be me >chemanon >labtime >idea.png >combine peroxide and sulfuric acid >piranha solution.exe >c--- is hard >dip c--- in piranha solution >c--- dissolves >penis carbon oxidized to penis carbon dioxide >femanon lab partner breathes in penis carbon dioxide >penis carbon dioxide in her mouth >mfw a girl basically has my c--- in her mouth >later virgins
File: 1623425111132.png (81 KB, 461x720) O Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)22:40:11 No.869006958 >be me >chemanon >labtime >idea.png >combine peroxide and sulfuric acid >piranha solution.exe >c--- is hard >dip c--- in piranha solution >c--- dissolves >penis carbon oxidized to penis carbon dioxide >femanon lab partner breathes in penis carbon dioxide >penis carbon dioxide in her mouth >mfw a girl basically has my c--- in her mouth >later virgins

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Anon discovers the truth! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 785456065 7 min. ago >Be Redditfag >Read r/greentext >Have lots of laughs >"I wonder what the real 4chan website is like?" >Go to /b/ >lt's all p---. 85.4 kB PNG Why did reddit lie to me?
Anonymous | 785456065 7 min. ago >Be Redditfag >Read r/greentext >Have lots of laughs >"I wonder what the real 4chan website is like?" >Go to /b/ >lt's all p---. 85.4 kB PNG Why did reddit lie to me?

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anon likes eggs | /r/Greentext


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Cultural differences | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)08:58:33 No.869031157 >go to supermarket for eggnog >all sold out? >see black employee >ask "do you have any eggnog?" >he leads me to the eggs 94 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)08:58:33 No.869031157 >go to supermarket for eggnog >all sold out? >see black employee >ask "do you have any eggnog?" >he leads me to the eggs 94 KB JPG

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Anon talks to a qt 3.14 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)23:24:33 No.806672993 >Be me >In school >Striking up conversation with 9/10 qt 3.14 >Things start escalating quickly >She says she wants to f--- me in the 53 KB JPG bathroom >l agree >Before lunch, I sneak into girl's bathroom with her >Right about to pop my cherry >Shots ring out >holyshit.jpg >Someone is shooting up the f------ school >murica.png >Shooter breaks into the bathroom we're in >Kicks in the stall >Shoots me in the head >l wake up from my dream right before the bullet hits >Mfw I realize my own brain just cockblocked me by shooting up my school
: Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)23:24:33 No.806672993 >Be me >In school >Striking up conversation with 9/10 qt 3.14 >Things start escalating quickly >She says she wants to f--- me in the 53 KB JPG bathroom >l agree >Before lunch, I sneak into girl's bathroom with her >Right about to pop my cherry >Shots ring out >holyshit.jpg >Someone is shooting up the f------ school >murica.png >Shooter breaks into the bathroom we're in >Kicks in the stall >Shoots me in the head >l wake up from my dream right before the bullet hits >Mfw I realize my own brain just cockblocked me by shooting up my school

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Anon eats, shoots, and leaves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX ) [•] 07/21/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.82139441 While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we 127 KB JPG can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related
: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX ) [•] 07/21/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.82139441 While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we 127 KB JPG can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related

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Anon hates apple | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos
: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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Anon's teacher tried to at least | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/17(Fri)14:19:33 No.380611E >teacher assigns you a female partner >she is visibly upset >>38061228 # >>38061362 # >>38061387 # >>38062246 # >>38062251 # >>38063036 # >>38063288 # 063910 # >>38064091 #
: Anonymous 06/30/17(Fri)14:19:33 No.380611E >teacher assigns you a female partner >she is visibly upset >>38061228 # >>38061362 # >>38061387 # >>38062246 # >>38062251 # >>38063036 # >>38063288 # 063910 # >>38064091 #

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Anon likes to break logs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)14:42:37 No.3829867 >at friends house as teenagers >fat >gotta s--- >clog their small ass toilet >toxic stew of giant logs of s---, piss and wads of tp >no plunger >away for 15 minutes already >it's their only bathroom and his parents will be back soon >panic and reach into the bowl >grab and squeeze all these logs of s--- to break them up >the smell is vile >one still stuck in the drain >crook my wrist, stick hand in drain and grab the end of a log with fingertips >turd water splashing all over me >somehow manage to pull it back out >break that up >flush three times >wash my hands up to the elbow, it still smells >tell him i'm not feeling well and leave >take a two mile walk of shame home >>3829941 #
: Anonymous 12/21/21(Tue)14:42:37 No.3829867 >at friends house as teenagers >fat >gotta s--- >clog their small ass toilet >toxic stew of giant logs of s---, piss and wads of tp >no plunger >away for 15 minutes already >it's their only bathroom and his parents will be back soon >panic and reach into the bowl >grab and squeeze all these logs of s--- to break them up >the smell is vile >one still stuck in the drain >crook my wrist, stick hand in drain and grab the end of a log with fingertips >turd water splashing all over me >somehow manage to pull it back out >break that up >flush three times >wash my hands up to the elbow, it still smells >tell him i'm not feeling well and leave >take a two mile walk of shame home >>3829941 #

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Why, zuck? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: hEtkkpl1 04/11/18(Wed)11:48:39 No.167676599 CAPITOL HILL 4:17 PM ET baseline_way_off.jpg 48 KB JPG >The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mark?
: Anonymous (ID: hEtkkpl1 04/11/18(Wed)11:48:39 No.167676599 CAPITOL HILL 4:17 PM ET baseline_way_off.jpg 48 KB JPG >The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mark?

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Anon IMPALES Gobby's lies | /r/Greentext


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Anon got the vaccine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)20:54:38 No.66647830 >got the vaccine >got covid anyway Just in time for christmas 302 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)20:54:38 No.66647830 >got the vaccine >got covid anyway Just in time for christmas 302 KB JPG

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Fright night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)23:45:08 No.66649744 >watches a horror film with some female family members >not even a good film, but a s----- new one >family are all p------ and too scared to watch it 10 KB JPG >they keep complaining >40 year old aunt covers her face through most of it Why are they like this? Is it common for women to be like this? : Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)23:46:24 No.66649760 >>66649744 (OP) # make them watch the human centipede Imao
: Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)23:45:08 No.66649744 >watches a horror film with some female family members >not even a good film, but a s----- new one >family are all p------ and too scared to watch it 10 KB JPG >they keep complaining >40 year old aunt covers her face through most of it Why are they like this? Is it common for women to be like this? : Anonymous 12/20/21(Mon)23:46:24 No.66649760 >>66649744 (OP) # make them watch the human centipede Imao

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What's his secret? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG What is his secret? : Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 He's happy >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #
: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG What is his secret? : Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 He's happy >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #

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