Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon makes his own snacks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:44:17 No.17135950 >favorite snack gets discontinued 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:49:07 No.17135960 i dont eat snacks : Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:54:52 No.17135971 >>17135950 (OP) # make ur own >>17135973 # : Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:56:07 No.17135973 >>17135971 # F--- you f----- you try making homemade Orbitz and then suck my d--- as an apology when you fail like a bitch. >>17137046 # >>17140962 #
: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:44:17 No.17135950 >favorite snack gets discontinued 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:49:07 No.17135960 i dont eat snacks : Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:54:52 No.17135971 >>17135950 (OP) # make ur own >>17135973 # : Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)14:56:07 No.17135973 >>17135971 # F--- you f----- you try making homemade Orbitz and then suck my d--- as an apology when you fail like a bitch. >>17137046 # >>17140962 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon goes hunting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 Ib cougar >l almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No.10543108 File1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR AIN'T THAT SOME S---?
Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 Ib cougar >l almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No.10543108 File1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR AIN'T THAT SOME S---?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext dog vertebrate fawn

Anon is facing a moral dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)20:39:32 No.868786509 >found hot hentai >after finished i noticed a bruise in her neck oh no >reread the whole thing >she was already not moving from page 10 22 KB JPG did i just get off to necrophilia, bros? View Thread
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)20:39:32 No.868786509 >found hot hentai >after finished i noticed a bruise in her neck oh no >reread the whole thing >she was already not moving from page 10 22 KB JPG did i just get off to necrophilia, bros? View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

A streak of bad luck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)21:13:06 No.868807689 >be me >take a s--- >realize I have no toilet paper left >oh well, I'll wash it out in the shower >get in shower >get preoccupied with listening to podcast They're Waiting 66 KB JPG >just stand there for 20 minutes >get out of the shower, gf is laying on bed >sit on her and start moving back an fourth >"dry my ass babe!" >she looks annoyed >get up, see massive s--- streak on her shirt >"ANON WTE IS THAT S---?" >realize I forgot to wash my ass in the shower >stand in silence >get dressed, leave the room >she locks it behind me Anons how do I fix this
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)21:13:06 No.868807689 >be me >take a s--- >realize I have no toilet paper left >oh well, I'll wash it out in the shower >get in shower >get preoccupied with listening to podcast They're Waiting 66 KB JPG >just stand there for 20 minutes >get out of the shower, gf is laying on bed >sit on her and start moving back an fourth >"dry my ass babe!" >she looks annoyed >get up, see massive s--- streak on her shirt >"ANON WTE IS THAT S---?" >realize I forgot to wash my ass in the shower >stand in silence >get dressed, leave the room >she locks it behind me Anons how do I fix this

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Antichrist drops in to complain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:23:16 No.64665666 >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" 27 KB JPG >becomes a nun >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus? : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:27:57 No.64665698 >>64665666 (OP) # >666 Lmao get f----- antichrist
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:23:16 No.64665666 >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" 27 KB JPG >becomes a nun >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus? : Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)13:27:57 No.64665698 >>64665666 (OP) # >666 Lmao get f----- antichrist

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font eyelash

German Goy breaks the rules | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Haz1Rpl ) 07/31/18(Tue)02:47:49 No.180658807 >Be German >Pass Jewish person on street >Get arested for not apologizing for the holocaust 32 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: Haz1Rpl ) 07/31/18(Tue)02:47:49 No.180658807 >Be German >Pass Jewish person on street >Get arested for not apologizing for the holocaust 32 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext angry birds organism beak font cartoon

I'm sure redditors can relate to anon's situation | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is flat-earther | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png 65 KB JPG >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes
>Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png 65 KB JPG >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw gesture font

Deep in the heart attack of Texas | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)10:06:52 No.16398753 File: 1597772991157.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) >>16397611 (OP) # >be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas b------ nowhere >they have a salad bar >pasta salad >marshmallow salad >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar
O Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)10:06:52 No.16398753 File: 1597772991157.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) >>16397611 (OP) # >be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas b------ nowhere >they have a salad bar >pasta salad >marshmallow salad >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.64158138 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.64158138 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant

Anon has GI Joes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant

No breeze left to shoot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:43:15 No.66603773 >"So Anon, did you do anything fun over the weekend?" click click d--- >No >"You see the Ravens game last click night?" >I don't watch sports >"...Seen any good movies lately?" 83 KB JPG >Not really >repeat 100000x Why can't people just leave me alone? : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:44:42 No.66603789 >>66603773 (OP) # This is how my talks with therapist go >>66603852 #
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:43:15 No.66603773 >"So Anon, did you do anything fun over the weekend?" click click d--- >No >"You see the Ravens game last click night?" >I don't watch sports >"...Seen any good movies lately?" 83 KB JPG >Not really >repeat 100000x Why can't people just leave me alone? : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)16:44:42 No.66603789 >>66603773 (OP) # This is how my talks with therapist go >>66603852 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon's movie night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 your weight >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #
: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 your weight >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext food recipe cuisine font ingredient dish

anon browses ebay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)12:58:29 No.868787466 >be me, more than 3 years ago >aimlessly browsing ebay >"REAL 1 YEAR SPOTIFY PREMIUM ACCOUNT ACTIVATION" >Click out of curiosity >Post is chinese with an english translation 49 KB JPG >Check reviews >apparently it has been going for months with a steady flow of positive reviews from seemengly genuine accounts >virtually no bad reviews >10 usd >give it a go >straight up asks me for my user and password >create new spotify account with my fake email and completely fake info >send the details >"your account is activated" >it actually works >change the password just in case >realise it's been years and it still works >no spotify payment alerts >no suspicious activity or anything >nothing on the email either So uhm what's the catch? Am I gonna be drafted for the ccp any minute now or what?
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)12:58:29 No.868787466 >be me, more than 3 years ago >aimlessly browsing ebay >"REAL 1 YEAR SPOTIFY PREMIUM ACCOUNT ACTIVATION" >Click out of curiosity >Post is chinese with an english translation 49 KB JPG >Check reviews >apparently it has been going for months with a steady flow of positive reviews from seemengly genuine accounts >virtually no bad reviews >10 usd >give it a go >straight up asks me for my user and password >create new spotify account with my fake email and completely fake info >send the details >"your account is activated" >it actually works >change the password just in case >realise it's been years and it still works >no spotify payment alerts >no suspicious activity or anything >nothing on the email either So uhm what's the catch? Am I gonna be drafted for the ccp any minute now or what?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext dog carnivore font

Damn (Album by Kendrick Lamar) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi >not even one Jedi was killed by it 97 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #
: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi >not even one Jedi was killed by it 97 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon tries whiskey | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

This made me proud | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)13:44:01 No.776408634 KER >be eating girl out >remember autistic thread about spelling letters with tounge on clit >try it out >shelike.webm 367 KB JPG >spell '4chan' tfw when 4chan made a girl c-- you finally did it /b/
: Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)13:44:01 No.776408634 KER >be eating girl out >remember autistic thread about spelling letters with tounge on clit >try it out >shelike.webm 367 KB JPG >spell '4chan' tfw when 4chan made a girl c-- you finally did it /b/

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext helmet sleeve font

Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon loses a f*male friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:02:02 No.25496987 [Reply] >>25498665 >female friend text me >"hey anon, wanna f---?" >WhyNot.JPG >Short reply "eh, yeah sure, tonight?" >she doesn't reply >she doesn't reply to my memes the next day >she doesn't attend to our weekly video games reunion with a third friend >go to see her at her apartament and she says: "X" (her f----- boyfriend) was right, he said that we don't had a real friendship and you were just waiting a chance to f--- me. We can't talk anymore. pintantock.com- 650s1495 Like W--??? I never tried to f--- her, i never wanted to, i NEVER made a move on her, we were friends for over 8 years SHE made the offer "Wanna f---?" and i said yes because well, you don't say no when a hot girl ask you for sex, but thats it. It seems her f----- of a boyfriend made her send the text to "prove" her something, what? That men would say yes to sex if you make the offer? That doesn't means i'm not her friend or that we don't had a real friendship, i was there for her when she tried to kill herself when she was a teenager, not him, he will probably break up with her in 2 months, our friendship has lasted YEARS, how can she allow that insecure f----- to manipule her? I never tried to make a move on her, i respected her enought to separate our friendship from sexual stuff, she was the one that asked if i wanted to hook up with her, i thought she broke up with her f----- boyfriend, i never suspected they would set me up a trap.
Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:02:02 No.25496987 [Reply] >>25498665 >female friend text me >"hey anon, wanna f---?" >WhyNot.JPG >Short reply "eh, yeah sure, tonight?" >she doesn't reply >she doesn't reply to my memes the next day >she doesn't attend to our weekly video games reunion with a third friend >go to see her at her apartament and she says: "X" (her f----- boyfriend) was right, he said that we don't had a real friendship and you were just waiting a chance to f--- me. We can't talk anymore. pintantock.com- 650s1495 Like W--??? I never tried to f--- her, i never wanted to, i NEVER made a move on her, we were friends for over 8 years SHE made the offer "Wanna f---?" and i said yes because well, you don't say no when a hot girl ask you for sex, but thats it. It seems her f----- of a boyfriend made her send the text to "prove" her something, what? That men would say yes to sex if you make the offer? That doesn't means i'm not her friend or that we don't had a real friendship, i was there for her when she tried to kill herself when she was a teenager, not him, he will probably break up with her in 2 months, our friendship has lasted YEARS, how can she allow that insecure f----- to manipule her? I never tried to make a move on her, i respected her enought to separate our friendship from sexual stuff, she was the one that asked if i wanted to hook up with her, i thought she broke up with her f----- boyfriend, i never suspected they would set me up a trap.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon loves his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

No.64775113 17 hours ago R14kkDj.png PNG 13.4 KiB 657x527 My girlfriend had to pee but I held her down on the floor until she couldn't hold it anymore and peed herself. She started crying and now doesn't talk to me anymore. What do? 9 replies No.64775138 17 hours ago What? No.64775145 17 hours ago >>64775113 (OP) Pee yourself in solidarity
No.64775113 17 hours ago R14kkDj.png PNG 13.4 KiB 657x527 My girlfriend had to pee but I held her down on the floor until she couldn't hold it anymore and peed herself. She started crying and now doesn't talk to me anymore. What do? 9 replies No.64775138 17 hours ago What? No.64775145 17 hours ago >>64775113 (OP) Pee yourself in solidarity

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture font