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Anon plays Fallout | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me 255 KB PNG >It has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd
: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me 255 KB PNG >It has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd

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Anon makes it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 Pros of Monke Cons of Monke >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide l'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 Pros of Monke Cons of Monke >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide l'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool

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Anon is homeless | /r/Greentext

>be me >homeless >produce house music Feels Goodman.jpg
>be me >homeless >produce house music Feels Goodman.jpg

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Anon sees it all | /r/Greentext

20200902 220954.png 320 KB PNG >professor turned off Zoom camera to breastfeed her baby >told her she didn't have to because there's nothing shameful about breastfeeding >several dumb feminist bitches in my class agree >mfw got full frontal view of my professor's big juicy milkers
20200902 220954.png 320 KB PNG >professor turned off Zoom camera to breastfeed her baby >told her she didn't have to because there's nothing shameful about breastfeeding >several dumb feminist bitches in my class agree >mfw got full frontal view of my professor's big juicy milkers

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Anon lays out the road ahead | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LmB3Gfn/ ) 11/21/21(Sun)02:39:25 No.348711925 >>348711697 # >>348711397 # The third dose increases the immunity, so after the fourth dose you are protected. Once 80% of the population has received the fifth dose, the restrictions can be relaxed as the sixth dose stops the virus from spreading. I am calm and believe the seventh dose will solve our problems and we have no reason to fear the eighth dose. The clinical phase of the ninth dose confirms that the antibodies 2.78 MB GIF remain stable after the tenth dose. The eleventh dose guarantees that no new mutations will develop so there is no longer and reason to fear the twelfth dose.
Anonymous (ID: LmB3Gfn/ ) 11/21/21(Sun)02:39:25 No.348711925 >>348711697 # >>348711397 # The third dose increases the immunity, so after the fourth dose you are protected. Once 80% of the population has received the fifth dose, the restrictions can be relaxed as the sixth dose stops the virus from spreading. I am calm and believe the seventh dose will solve our problems and we have no reason to fear the eighth dose. The clinical phase of the ninth dose confirms that the antibodies 2.78 MB GIF remain stable after the tenth dose. The eleventh dose guarantees that no new mutations will develop so there is no longer and reason to fear the twelfth dose.

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OP is a freak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)16:21:26 No.658986823 Am I the only one here who likes to take s---- in the shower and watch the water slowly disintegrate them? 6 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)16:23:34 No.658987052 >>658986823 (OP) # yes
: Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)16:21:26 No.658986823 Am I the only one here who likes to take s---- in the shower and watch the water slowly disintegrate them? 6 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)16:23:34 No.658987052 >>658986823 (OP) # yes

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Anon is the n word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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Anon gets potty trained | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)19:15:31 No.786989776 >be me >gay retarded 4 yr old still not potty trained >f------ obsessed with trains >grandmagetsidea.jpg >"hey, anon. If you poop on the pot, l'll take you to ride on the the train." 65 KB PNG >holyactualfuck.gif >potty trains in less than a week >gets to go on train >loudly asks grandma if everyone else on the train pooped too
: Anonymous 12/09/18(Sun)19:15:31 No.786989776 >be me >gay retarded 4 yr old still not potty trained >f------ obsessed with trains >grandmagetsidea.jpg >"hey, anon. If you poop on the pot, l'll take you to ride on the the train." 65 KB PNG >holyactualfuck.gif >potty trains in less than a week >gets to go on train >loudly asks grandma if everyone else on the train pooped too

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Anon gets a GF | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?

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Anon doesn’t approve | /r/Greentext

1552856629200.png 48 KB PNG >when a guy whose hobbies are purely entertainment consumption (TV, movies, anime, music, video games, 4chan, etc.) says he wants a girlfriend Seriously. Why would you want to torture some innocent girl with your boring life?
1552856629200.png 48 KB PNG >when a guy whose hobbies are purely entertainment consumption (TV, movies, anime, music, video games, 4chan, etc.) says he wants a girlfriend Seriously. Why would you want to torture some innocent girl with your boring life?

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Anon is a proud Korean | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed) 17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies / 19 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: OE0PIP66 ) 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 >>1223025 (OP) # Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard
: Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed) 17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies / 19 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: OE0PIP66 ) 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 >>1223025 (OP) # Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard

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Anon is a sigma male | /r/Greentext

File: booba.jpg (63 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:18:44 No.863927580 >be me >hairy balls owner >need to shave but can't be f----- to buy another razor >idea.rar >start youtube channel >post daily >blow up >get sponsorship >MANSCAPED >get trial box as per sponsorship >delete account its called a hustle
File: booba.jpg (63 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:18:44 No.863927580 >be me >hairy balls owner >need to shave but can't be f----- to buy another razor >idea.rar >start youtube channel >post daily >blow up >get sponsorship >MANSCAPED >get trial box as per sponsorship >delete account its called a hustle

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Anon is a chef. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.601040556 58 minuten WEND''s geleden State your job, salary, age Chef at Wendy's $8.75hr 37 15 replies Anonymous No.601041951 46 minuten geleden Otto Pizza, Portland. $11.25 22. Anonymous No.601042148 44 minuten geleden >>601040556 (OP) >Wendy's >chef >37 where did it all go wrong, OP
Anonymous No.601040556 58 minuten WEND''s geleden State your job, salary, age Chef at Wendy's $8.75hr 37 15 replies Anonymous No.601041951 46 minuten geleden Otto Pizza, Portland. $11.25 22. Anonymous No.601042148 44 minuten geleden >>601040556 (OP) >Wendy's >chef >37 where did it all go wrong, OP

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Anon is skeptical | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:38:26 No.868644475 >Windows hasnt pushed a good update in years > Most stable Microsoft program is Word > Microsoft f---- up everything they Microsoft touch > Price of putting even cheap RFID chips in everyone's head is 1000 times 137 KB JPG expensive than Gate's net worth Are you retards really telling me you believe in this s---? Even if he had the money, mass produced Microsoft chips would bug out and die anyways. So conspiracy theorists even think about their bull s---? At least pick someone who produces more stable software or with more money : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:40:34 No.868644560 Vaxfag
: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:38:26 No.868644475 >Windows hasnt pushed a good update in years > Most stable Microsoft program is Word > Microsoft f---- up everything they Microsoft touch > Price of putting even cheap RFID chips in everyone's head is 1000 times 137 KB JPG expensive than Gate's net worth Are you retards really telling me you believe in this s---? Even if he had the money, mass produced Microsoft chips would bug out and die anyways. So conspiracy theorists even think about their bull s---? At least pick someone who produces more stable software or with more money : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:40:34 No.868644560 Vaxfag

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Anon has to write a 600 word essay | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 84769607 2 hours ago chadpepe PNG 864x648 296.9 kB > Be me have 600 word essay due today > Haven't even started it > f---.jpg > start typing it, hating my life > Idea.jpg > Access the now open GPT-3 API > Plugin my essay prompt, turn up the response temperature and response length >Literally have my essay done within 3 minutes > mfw I beat the system
#1, No. 84769607 2 hours ago chadpepe PNG 864x648 296.9 kB > Be me have 600 word essay due today > Haven't even started it > f---.jpg > start typing it, hating my life > Idea.jpg > Access the now open GPT-3 API > Plugin my essay prompt, turn up the response temperature and response length >Literally have my essay done within 3 minutes > mfw I beat the system

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:11:28 No.66571033 i just got caught masturbating with cat s--- again i'm being forced to get therapy tomorrow, how do i even explain this? 50 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:13:01 No.66571043 >>66571033 (OP) # >again h-how many times? >>66571053 #
: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:11:28 No.66571033 i just got caught masturbating with cat s--- again i'm being forced to get therapy tomorrow, how do i even explain this? 50 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)04:13:01 No.66571043 >>66571033 (OP) # >again h-how many times? >>66571053 #

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Anon has an inflated self-image | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:14:53 No.66561017 >studying respectable degree on top uni >lowkey rich dad >guaranteed good job when im finished >have irl friends >have a few fem friends >average looking >athetic body >5"9 (not a total manlet) 11 KB JPG >above average d--- >actual irl hobbies In comparison to you inferiors im f------ great how come I still cant get gf? My standarads are rly low I accept any straight female except fat. : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:23 No.66561038 >>66561017 (OP) # >5"9 (not s total manlet) who's gonna tell him : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:55 No.66561042 >>66561017 (OP) # >average looking theres your problem
: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:14:53 No.66561017 >studying respectable degree on top uni >lowkey rich dad >guaranteed good job when im finished >have irl friends >have a few fem friends >average looking >athetic body >5"9 (not a total manlet) 11 KB JPG >above average d--- >actual irl hobbies In comparison to you inferiors im f------ great how come I still cant get gf? My standarads are rly low I accept any straight female except fat. : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:23 No.66561038 >>66561017 (OP) # >5"9 (not s total manlet) who's gonna tell him : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:17:55 No.66561042 >>66561017 (OP) # >average looking theres your problem

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Anon is upset about Dr. Eggman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)19:20:29 No.858440651 >incredibly intelligent man >builds crazy ass machines >turns random animals into self sustaining robots >hacks the US government to threaten the president in his limo >builds industrialized cities over 101 KB PNG night >built a f------ death star not once, not twice, but over three times >blew up half of the moon >conquered and destroyed the world multiple times >harnessed the power of the universe with a few diamond cut gems >gets his ass beat every time bya hedgehog that moves fast What the f--- is this b------- Sega?
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)19:20:29 No.858440651 >incredibly intelligent man >builds crazy ass machines >turns random animals into self sustaining robots >hacks the US government to threaten the president in his limo >builds industrialized cities over 101 KB PNG night >built a f------ death star not once, not twice, but over three times >blew up half of the moon >conquered and destroyed the world multiple times >harnessed the power of the universe with a few diamond cut gems >gets his ass beat every time bya hedgehog that moves fast What the f--- is this b------- Sega?

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Anon works at Wendy's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>11002639 (OP) # >be me >16 years old >first job is at Wendy's >only work there because the girl I orbit works there >manager is creepy old guy named Mike >constantly trying to fit in with all the teenagers but is clearly autistic >hates all the male employees, simps over all the female employees >halloween comes >Mike has the idea that all the boys should dress like girls and all the girls should dress like boys >he demands that one of the girls bring him one of her shirts >she actually does it >no one else dressed up >my fat middle aged manager is working while wearing a teenage girl belly shirt >visibly has an erection throughout the entire shift >can't believe how creepy this guy is >25 years pass >now i'm like Mike >>11002696 # >>11002708 # >>11002929 # >>11006941 # >>11015899 # >>11019736 # >>11020886 #
: Anonymous >>11002639 (OP) # >be me >16 years old >first job is at Wendy's >only work there because the girl I orbit works there >manager is creepy old guy named Mike >constantly trying to fit in with all the teenagers but is clearly autistic >hates all the male employees, simps over all the female employees >halloween comes >Mike has the idea that all the boys should dress like girls and all the girls should dress like boys >he demands that one of the girls bring him one of her shirts >she actually does it >no one else dressed up >my fat middle aged manager is working while wearing a teenage girl belly shirt >visibly has an erection throughout the entire shift >can't believe how creepy this guy is >25 years pass >now i'm like Mike >>11002696 # >>11002708 # >>11002929 # >>11006941 # >>11015899 # >>11019736 # >>11020886 #

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