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Anon Isn't Happy Yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)00:25:51 No.864925477 >be me >working out >mexican chad and thic gf bench pressing next to me >chad pushing the heaviest dumbells at the 42 KB JPG gym >obviously struggling >finishes set >gf smiles >kisses him on the cheek >says "I'm so proud to have you as my gym partner" When's it my turn to be happy
: Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)00:25:51 No.864925477 >be me >working out >mexican chad and thic gf bench pressing next to me >chad pushing the heaviest dumbells at the 42 KB JPG gym >obviously struggling >finishes set >gf smiles >kisses him on the cheek >says "I'm so proud to have you as my gym partner" When's it my turn to be happy

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Anon has a cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!

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F for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 >be f----- : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236 -The end
: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 >be f----- : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236 -The end

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Amon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 802343872 6 min. ago ... >be me >construct foolproof plan >knock myself unconcious with a blow to the head 54.2 kB PNG >develop amnesia >can no longer remember if i am currently in posession of my virginity >don't know where my virginity is >mfw i've lost my virginity later losers 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 802344201 1 min. ago ... >>802343872 (OP) See ya on reddit 1 REPLY
Anonymous 802343872 6 min. ago ... >be me >construct foolproof plan >knock myself unconcious with a blow to the head 54.2 kB PNG >develop amnesia >can no longer remember if i am currently in posession of my virginity >don't know where my virginity is >mfw i've lost my virginity later losers 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 802344201 1 min. ago ... >>802343872 (OP) See ya on reddit 1 REPLY

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Anon Helps with the Computer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update
: Anonymous 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update

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Poland btfo /pol/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)19:55:27 No.152134557 1631999801297.jpg 37 KB JPG >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage : Anonymous O 09/20/21(Mon)19:56:58 No.152134628 >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage Pretty sure they went through an entire war over Poland >>152134648 # >>152134692 # >>152134708 # >>152134740 # >>152134763 # >>152134826 # >>152135061 # >>152135091 # >>152135150 # >>152135217 # >>152135224 # >>152135240 # >>152135283 # >>152135455 # >>152135511 # >>152135577 # >>152135592 # >>152135615 # >>152135826 # >>152135889 # >>152135901 # >>152135936 # >>152136204 # >>152136243 # >>152136273 # >>152136392 # >>152136464 # >>152136469 # >>152136758 # >>152137051 # >>152137079 # >>152137161 # >>152137323 # >>152137484 # >>152137664 # >>152137892 # >>152137990 # >>152138143 # >>152138805 # >>152138918 # >>152138994 # >>152139045 # >>152139593 # >>152139745 # >>152139782 # >>152139785 # >>152139923 # >>152141018 # >>152141821 # >>152141917 # >>152142834 # >>152143405 # >>152144131 # >>152144145 # >>152144196 # >>152144230 # >>152144615 # >>152144894 # >>152145114 # >>152145281 # >>152146107 # >>152146341 # >>152146395 # >>152146452 # >>152146492 # >>152146561 # >>152146689 # >>152146740 # >>152146930 # >>152146998 # >>152147143 # >>152147238 # >>152147264 # >>152147724 # >>152147967 # >>152148144 # >>152148539 # >>152148778 # >>152149491 # >>152149711 # >>152149751 # >>152149853 # >>152150412 # >>152151431 # >>152152415 # >>152152478 # >>152152678 # >>152152773 # >>152152812 # >>152153750 # >>152153823 # >>152154220 # >>152155162 # >>152155393 # >>152155558 # >>152155694 # >>152155780 # >>152156005 # >>152156141 # >>152156731 # >>152157402 # >>152157474 # >>152159491 # >>152159592 # >>152159647 # >>152160498 # >>152161305 # >>152161839 # >>152162051 # >>152162161 # >>152162618 # >>152163086 # >>152163106 # >>152163342 # >>152163390 # >>152164584 # >>152164861 # >>152164890 # >>152165107 # >>152165207 # >>152165287 # >>152165335 # >>152166067 # >>152166086 # >>152166155 # >>152166548 # >>152166685 # >>152166876 # >>152166916 # >>152167168 # >>152167222 # >>152167572 # >>152167804 # >>152167934 # >>152168153 # >>152168655 # >>152169287 # >>152169449 # >>152170084 # >>152170179 # >>152170193 # >>152170248 # >>152170341 # >>152170547 # >>152170565 # >>152170588 # >>152171504 # >>152171517 # 1 50 1 72 000 1 50 1 720 50 L 1 50 1721 O6 16 0172 771
: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)19:55:27 No.152134557 1631999801297.jpg 37 KB JPG >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage : Anonymous O 09/20/21(Mon)19:56:58 No.152134628 >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage Pretty sure they went through an entire war over Poland >>152134648 # >>152134692 # >>152134708 # >>152134740 # >>152134763 # >>152134826 # >>152135061 # >>152135091 # >>152135150 # >>152135217 # >>152135224 # >>152135240 # >>152135283 # >>152135455 # >>152135511 # >>152135577 # >>152135592 # >>152135615 # >>152135826 # >>152135889 # >>152135901 # >>152135936 # >>152136204 # >>152136243 # >>152136273 # >>152136392 # >>152136464 # >>152136469 # >>152136758 # >>152137051 # >>152137079 # >>152137161 # >>152137323 # >>152137484 # >>152137664 # >>152137892 # >>152137990 # >>152138143 # >>152138805 # >>152138918 # >>152138994 # >>152139045 # >>152139593 # >>152139745 # >>152139782 # >>152139785 # >>152139923 # >>152141018 # >>152141821 # >>152141917 # >>152142834 # >>152143405 # >>152144131 # >>152144145 # >>152144196 # >>152144230 # >>152144615 # >>152144894 # >>152145114 # >>152145281 # >>152146107 # >>152146341 # >>152146395 # >>152146452 # >>152146492 # >>152146561 # >>152146689 # >>152146740 # >>152146930 # >>152146998 # >>152147143 # >>152147238 # >>152147264 # >>152147724 # >>152147967 # >>152148144 # >>152148539 # >>152148778 # >>152149491 # >>152149711 # >>152149751 # >>152149853 # >>152150412 # >>152151431 # >>152152415 # >>152152478 # >>152152678 # >>152152773 # >>152152812 # >>152153750 # >>152153823 # >>152154220 # >>152155162 # >>152155393 # >>152155558 # >>152155694 # >>152155780 # >>152156005 # >>152156141 # >>152156731 # >>152157402 # >>152157474 # >>152159491 # >>152159592 # >>152159647 # >>152160498 # >>152161305 # >>152161839 # >>152162051 # >>152162161 # >>152162618 # >>152163086 # >>152163106 # >>152163342 # >>152163390 # >>152164584 # >>152164861 # >>152164890 # >>152165107 # >>152165207 # >>152165287 # >>152165335 # >>152166067 # >>152166086 # >>152166155 # >>152166548 # >>152166685 # >>152166876 # >>152166916 # >>152167168 # >>152167222 # >>152167572 # >>152167804 # >>152167934 # >>152168153 # >>152168655 # >>152169287 # >>152169449 # >>152170084 # >>152170179 # >>152170193 # >>152170248 # >>152170341 # >>152170547 # >>152170565 # >>152170588 # >>152171504 # >>152171517 # 1 50 1 72 000 1 50 1 720 50 L 1 50 1721 O6 16 0172 771

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Anon has no morals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)19:57:35 No.868456018 My dad died recently and my mom said "I don't know how I'm going to cope with this" and I chuckled because she said cope. 110 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)19:57:35 No.868456018 My dad died recently and my mom said "I don't know how I'm going to cope with this" and I chuckled because she said cope. 110 KB JPG

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Anon is Korean | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:03:56 No.47719047 >mfw I look Japanese but my dna is 87.5% korean what gives 43 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread : Storm Bolt 08/24/18(Fri)18:05:59 No.47719084 >47719154 # : Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:09:41 No.47719148 >>47719047 (OP) # Asians all look the same. What's even the difference?
Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:03:56 No.47719047 >mfw I look Japanese but my dna is 87.5% korean what gives 43 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread : Storm Bolt 08/24/18(Fri)18:05:59 No.47719084 >47719154 # : Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:09:41 No.47719148 >>47719047 (OP) # Asians all look the same. What's even the difference?

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Very Interesting Keep Going | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 KB PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"
: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 KB PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"

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Anon feels popular | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/18(Fri)18:45:50 No.43728284 >have 9 WhatsApp message >feel popular >normie at work leaves their phone on the able >literally every social media app has 93 KB JPG at least 100+ unread messages on the little red icons How the f--- are you supposed to deal with that amount of social interaction? It seems insane to me. You'd have to be constantly talking to people and doing nothing else.
: Anonymous 03/09/18(Fri)18:45:50 No.43728284 >have 9 WhatsApp message >feel popular >normie at work leaves their phone on the able >literally every social media app has 93 KB JPG at least 100+ unread messages on the little red icons How the f--- are you supposed to deal with that amount of social interaction? It seems insane to me. You'd have to be constantly talking to people and doing nothing else.

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Anon gets back at someone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28:11 No.412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXx because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off- was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'I love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A litle after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government, I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was. A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'R.I.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with Tm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.
Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28:11 No.412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXx because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off- was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'I love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A litle after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government, I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was. A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'R.I.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with Tm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.

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Harry Potter would have been 100x better this way. | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- 500 KB GIF vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now.Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
| Anonymous Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- 500 KB GIF vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now.Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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Anon is a sperg or chad? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)02:26:55 No.64024490 >>64018850 (OP) # > be me > be 18 > just finished buying my groceries at local shopping centre > headphones in 63 KB JPG > long corridor section lots of people around and shops either side > catch a girl's eyes from a distance while walking > I'm walking on the left side towards her and she's with her circle of friends at the end on the right hand side > she focuses on me and gives me a smile > I smile back > she steps away from her circle of friends > she starts walking directly towards me and intercepts my line crossing over from the right side to my side > she now basically blocks my path, eyes locked and smile on her face > she goes to say something but I've got my headphones in >I swiftly duck to the left and walk past her > speed up walking pace, don't look back
: Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)02:26:55 No.64024490 >>64018850 (OP) # > be me > be 18 > just finished buying my groceries at local shopping centre > headphones in 63 KB JPG > long corridor section lots of people around and shops either side > catch a girl's eyes from a distance while walking > I'm walking on the left side towards her and she's with her circle of friends at the end on the right hand side > she focuses on me and gives me a smile > I smile back > she steps away from her circle of friends > she starts walking directly towards me and intercepts my line crossing over from the right side to my side > she now basically blocks my path, eyes locked and smile on her face > she goes to say something but I've got my headphones in >I swiftly duck to the left and walk past her > speed up walking pace, don't look back

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