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: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:47:00 No.64832175 Would you date this girl if she was real and confessed her feelings to you? 892 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:57:23 No.64832301 >>64832175 (OP) # Does she know how to make a grilled cheese 20 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:47:00 No.64832175 Would you date this girl if she was real and confessed her feelings to you? 892 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:57:23 No.64832301 >>64832175 (OP) # Does she know how to make a grilled cheese 20 KB JPG

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Anon likes his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)15:28:59 No.868544943 >868541122 (OP) # >Be me in 4th grade >Fall in love with teacher who is 10/10 italian 93 KB JPG >Feels tingle in pants every time I see her >Tells teacher every day I love her >Teacher admonishes of our age difference but doesn't tell me to stop >Stays after school to help clean her turtle tank and clap the erasers >Parents start to be concerned about me coming home later after class and comes to the school >Teacher tells parents how much of a helpful, good, and smart boy I am >After a few months of staying after teacher finally gives me a ride home instead of walking because of bad weather >Keeps telling teacher on the way home I love her >Teacher thanks me but ignores the implications of what I'm saying >Teacher pulls up to my home and doesn't say anything >l break the silence and says see you tomorrow >Teacher is curiously quiet and finally says if only you were older >Teacher runs her hand from my knee up to my privates, but stops herself >Teacher apologizes and says goodbye
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)15:28:59 No.868544943 >868541122 (OP) # >Be me in 4th grade >Fall in love with teacher who is 10/10 italian 93 KB JPG >Feels tingle in pants every time I see her >Tells teacher every day I love her >Teacher admonishes of our age difference but doesn't tell me to stop >Stays after school to help clean her turtle tank and clap the erasers >Parents start to be concerned about me coming home later after class and comes to the school >Teacher tells parents how much of a helpful, good, and smart boy I am >After a few months of staying after teacher finally gives me a ride home instead of walking because of bad weather >Keeps telling teacher on the way home I love her >Teacher thanks me but ignores the implications of what I'm saying >Teacher pulls up to my home and doesn't say anything >l break the silence and says see you tomorrow >Teacher is curiously quiet and finally says if only you were older >Teacher runs her hand from my knee up to my privates, but stops herself >Teacher apologizes and says goodbye

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Anon attempts suicide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing 148 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing 148 KB JPG

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Don’t want my ass to prolapse | /r/Greentext

12/13/21(Mon)14:42:09 No.25474123 I recently asked my wife if she'd ever be interested in p------ me and she was very excited to do it. For the past couple of months, every time we have sex, she has squeezed my ass or lightly fingered/rubbed my a------ and told me how badly she wants to f--- me. Some of the s--- she says during these occasions really turns me on, like when she calls me a c----addicted slut or asks 389 KB PNG me if I want to be "the girl for a change," but l've procrastinated on buying her a strapon. I think post-but clarity may be the thing preventing me from making the purchase, but do you guys think p------ is detrimental to your health in any way? Is it a slippery slope to becoming trans? The only thing I've had up my ass is my wife's finger and it's gotten to a point where she's so fascinated with stimulating my prostate that she doesn't even care about regular sex anymore, and I can't complain. I mainly don't want my ass to prolapse or to become gay in any way 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
12/13/21(Mon)14:42:09 No.25474123 I recently asked my wife if she'd ever be interested in p------ me and she was very excited to do it. For the past couple of months, every time we have sex, she has squeezed my ass or lightly fingered/rubbed my a------ and told me how badly she wants to f--- me. Some of the s--- she says during these occasions really turns me on, like when she calls me a c----addicted slut or asks 389 KB PNG me if I want to be "the girl for a change," but l've procrastinated on buying her a strapon. I think post-but clarity may be the thing preventing me from making the purchase, but do you guys think p------ is detrimental to your health in any way? Is it a slippery slope to becoming trans? The only thing I've had up my ass is my wife's finger and it's gotten to a point where she's so fascinated with stimulating my prostate that she doesn't even care about regular sex anymore, and I can't complain. I mainly don't want my ass to prolapse or to become gay in any way 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon has a gamer epiphany | /r/Greentext

>playing video game, enjoying it somewhat >start thinking about all I do is play video games and never leave the house for most of my 20s >turn off game and go to bed
>playing video game, enjoying it somewhat >start thinking about all I do is play video games and never leave the house for most of my 20s >turn off game and go to bed

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Anon does an IQ test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw 59 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw 59 KB PNG

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Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous08/29/18(Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw
: Anonymous08/29/18(Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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Anon encounters the rape dwarf | /r/Greentext


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Anon Isn't Happy Yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)00:25:51 No.864925477 >be me >working out >mexican chad and thic gf bench pressing next to me >chad pushing the heaviest dumbells at the 42 KB JPG gym >obviously struggling >finishes set >gf smiles >kisses him on the cheek >says "I'm so proud to have you as my gym partner" When's it my turn to be happy
: Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)00:25:51 No.864925477 >be me >working out >mexican chad and thic gf bench pressing next to me >chad pushing the heaviest dumbells at the 42 KB JPG gym >obviously struggling >finishes set >gf smiles >kisses him on the cheek >says "I'm so proud to have you as my gym partner" When's it my turn to be happy

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Anon has a cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!

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F for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 >be f----- : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236 -The end
: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 >be f----- : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236 -The end

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Amon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 802343872 6 min. ago ... >be me >construct foolproof plan >knock myself unconcious with a blow to the head 54.2 kB PNG >develop amnesia >can no longer remember if i am currently in posession of my virginity >don't know where my virginity is >mfw i've lost my virginity later losers 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 802344201 1 min. ago ... >>802343872 (OP) See ya on reddit 1 REPLY
Anonymous 802343872 6 min. ago ... >be me >construct foolproof plan >knock myself unconcious with a blow to the head 54.2 kB PNG >develop amnesia >can no longer remember if i am currently in posession of my virginity >don't know where my virginity is >mfw i've lost my virginity later losers 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 802344201 1 min. ago ... >>802343872 (OP) See ya on reddit 1 REPLY

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Anon Helps with the Computer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update
: Anonymous 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update

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Poland btfo /pol/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)19:55:27 No.152134557 1631999801297.jpg 37 KB JPG >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage : Anonymous O 09/20/21(Mon)19:56:58 No.152134628 >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage Pretty sure they went through an entire war over Poland >>152134648 # >>152134692 # >>152134708 # >>152134740 # >>152134763 # >>152134826 # >>152135061 # >>152135091 # >>152135150 # >>152135217 # >>152135224 # >>152135240 # >>152135283 # >>152135455 # >>152135511 # >>152135577 # >>152135592 # >>152135615 # >>152135826 # >>152135889 # >>152135901 # >>152135936 # >>152136204 # >>152136243 # >>152136273 # >>152136392 # >>152136464 # >>152136469 # >>152136758 # >>152137051 # >>152137079 # >>152137161 # >>152137323 # >>152137484 # >>152137664 # >>152137892 # >>152137990 # >>152138143 # >>152138805 # >>152138918 # >>152138994 # >>152139045 # >>152139593 # >>152139745 # >>152139782 # >>152139785 # >>152139923 # >>152141018 # >>152141821 # >>152141917 # >>152142834 # >>152143405 # >>152144131 # >>152144145 # >>152144196 # >>152144230 # >>152144615 # >>152144894 # >>152145114 # >>152145281 # >>152146107 # >>152146341 # >>152146395 # >>152146452 # >>152146492 # >>152146561 # >>152146689 # >>152146740 # >>152146930 # >>152146998 # >>152147143 # >>152147238 # >>152147264 # >>152147724 # >>152147967 # >>152148144 # >>152148539 # >>152148778 # >>152149491 # >>152149711 # >>152149751 # >>152149853 # >>152150412 # >>152151431 # >>152152415 # >>152152478 # >>152152678 # >>152152773 # >>152152812 # >>152153750 # >>152153823 # >>152154220 # >>152155162 # >>152155393 # >>152155558 # >>152155694 # >>152155780 # >>152156005 # >>152156141 # >>152156731 # >>152157402 # >>152157474 # >>152159491 # >>152159592 # >>152159647 # >>152160498 # >>152161305 # >>152161839 # >>152162051 # >>152162161 # >>152162618 # >>152163086 # >>152163106 # >>152163342 # >>152163390 # >>152164584 # >>152164861 # >>152164890 # >>152165107 # >>152165207 # >>152165287 # >>152165335 # >>152166067 # >>152166086 # >>152166155 # >>152166548 # >>152166685 # >>152166876 # >>152166916 # >>152167168 # >>152167222 # >>152167572 # >>152167804 # >>152167934 # >>152168153 # >>152168655 # >>152169287 # >>152169449 # >>152170084 # >>152170179 # >>152170193 # >>152170248 # >>152170341 # >>152170547 # >>152170565 # >>152170588 # >>152171504 # >>152171517 # 1 50 1 72 000 1 50 1 720 50 L 1 50 1721 O6 16 0172 771
: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)19:55:27 No.152134557 1631999801297.jpg 37 KB JPG >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage : Anonymous O 09/20/21(Mon)19:56:58 No.152134628 >Euros have never killed their neighbor over garbage Pretty sure they went through an entire war over Poland >>152134648 # >>152134692 # >>152134708 # >>152134740 # >>152134763 # >>152134826 # >>152135061 # >>152135091 # >>152135150 # >>152135217 # >>152135224 # >>152135240 # >>152135283 # >>152135455 # >>152135511 # >>152135577 # >>152135592 # >>152135615 # >>152135826 # >>152135889 # >>152135901 # >>152135936 # >>152136204 # >>152136243 # >>152136273 # >>152136392 # >>152136464 # >>152136469 # >>152136758 # >>152137051 # >>152137079 # >>152137161 # >>152137323 # >>152137484 # >>152137664 # >>152137892 # >>152137990 # >>152138143 # >>152138805 # >>152138918 # >>152138994 # >>152139045 # >>152139593 # >>152139745 # >>152139782 # >>152139785 # >>152139923 # >>152141018 # >>152141821 # >>152141917 # >>152142834 # >>152143405 # >>152144131 # >>152144145 # >>152144196 # >>152144230 # >>152144615 # >>152144894 # >>152145114 # >>152145281 # >>152146107 # >>152146341 # >>152146395 # >>152146452 # >>152146492 # >>152146561 # >>152146689 # >>152146740 # >>152146930 # >>152146998 # >>152147143 # >>152147238 # >>152147264 # >>152147724 # >>152147967 # >>152148144 # >>152148539 # >>152148778 # >>152149491 # >>152149711 # >>152149751 # >>152149853 # >>152150412 # >>152151431 # >>152152415 # >>152152478 # >>152152678 # >>152152773 # >>152152812 # >>152153750 # >>152153823 # >>152154220 # >>152155162 # >>152155393 # >>152155558 # >>152155694 # >>152155780 # >>152156005 # >>152156141 # >>152156731 # >>152157402 # >>152157474 # >>152159491 # >>152159592 # >>152159647 # >>152160498 # >>152161305 # >>152161839 # >>152162051 # >>152162161 # >>152162618 # >>152163086 # >>152163106 # >>152163342 # >>152163390 # >>152164584 # >>152164861 # >>152164890 # >>152165107 # >>152165207 # >>152165287 # >>152165335 # >>152166067 # >>152166086 # >>152166155 # >>152166548 # >>152166685 # >>152166876 # >>152166916 # >>152167168 # >>152167222 # >>152167572 # >>152167804 # >>152167934 # >>152168153 # >>152168655 # >>152169287 # >>152169449 # >>152170084 # >>152170179 # >>152170193 # >>152170248 # >>152170341 # >>152170547 # >>152170565 # >>152170588 # >>152171504 # >>152171517 # 1 50 1 72 000 1 50 1 720 50 L 1 50 1721 O6 16 0172 771

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