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Anon has no morals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)19:57:35 No.868456018 My dad died recently and my mom said "I don't know how I'm going to cope with this" and I chuckled because she said cope. 110 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)19:57:35 No.868456018 My dad died recently and my mom said "I don't know how I'm going to cope with this" and I chuckled because she said cope. 110 KB JPG

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Anon is Korean | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:03:56 No.47719047 >mfw I look Japanese but my dna is 87.5% korean what gives 43 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread : Storm Bolt 08/24/18(Fri)18:05:59 No.47719084 >47719154 # : Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:09:41 No.47719148 >>47719047 (OP) # Asians all look the same. What's even the difference?
Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:03:56 No.47719047 >mfw I look Japanese but my dna is 87.5% korean what gives 43 KB JPG 3 Replies View Thread : Storm Bolt 08/24/18(Fri)18:05:59 No.47719084 >47719154 # : Anonymous 08/24/18(Fri)18:09:41 No.47719148 >>47719047 (OP) # Asians all look the same. What's even the difference?

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Very Interesting Keep Going | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 KB PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"
: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 KB PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"

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Anon feels popular | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/18(Fri)18:45:50 No.43728284 >have 9 WhatsApp message >feel popular >normie at work leaves their phone on the able >literally every social media app has 93 KB JPG at least 100+ unread messages on the little red icons How the f--- are you supposed to deal with that amount of social interaction? It seems insane to me. You'd have to be constantly talking to people and doing nothing else.
: Anonymous 03/09/18(Fri)18:45:50 No.43728284 >have 9 WhatsApp message >feel popular >normie at work leaves their phone on the able >literally every social media app has 93 KB JPG at least 100+ unread messages on the little red icons How the f--- are you supposed to deal with that amount of social interaction? It seems insane to me. You'd have to be constantly talking to people and doing nothing else.

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Anon gets back at someone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28:11 No.412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXx because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off- was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'I love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A litle after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government, I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was. A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'R.I.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with Tm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.
Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28:11 No.412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXx because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off- was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'I love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A litle after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government, I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was. A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'R.I.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with Tm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.

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Harry Potter would have been 100x better this way. | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- 500 KB GIF vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now.Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
| Anonymous Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- 500 KB GIF vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now.Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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Anon is a sperg or chad? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)02:26:55 No.64024490 >>64018850 (OP) # > be me > be 18 > just finished buying my groceries at local shopping centre > headphones in 63 KB JPG > long corridor section lots of people around and shops either side > catch a girl's eyes from a distance while walking > I'm walking on the left side towards her and she's with her circle of friends at the end on the right hand side > she focuses on me and gives me a smile > I smile back > she steps away from her circle of friends > she starts walking directly towards me and intercepts my line crossing over from the right side to my side > she now basically blocks my path, eyes locked and smile on her face > she goes to say something but I've got my headphones in >I swiftly duck to the left and walk past her > speed up walking pace, don't look back
: Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)02:26:55 No.64024490 >>64018850 (OP) # > be me > be 18 > just finished buying my groceries at local shopping centre > headphones in 63 KB JPG > long corridor section lots of people around and shops either side > catch a girl's eyes from a distance while walking > I'm walking on the left side towards her and she's with her circle of friends at the end on the right hand side > she focuses on me and gives me a smile > I smile back > she steps away from her circle of friends > she starts walking directly towards me and intercepts my line crossing over from the right side to my side > she now basically blocks my path, eyes locked and smile on her face > she goes to say something but I've got my headphones in >I swiftly duck to the left and walk past her > speed up walking pace, don't look back

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You reap what you sow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)04:57:17 No.581356131 >ask mommy for game for christmas >have to wait 2 weeks to play it 47 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)04:57:17 No.581356131 >ask mommy for game for christmas >have to wait 2 weeks to play it 47 KB JPG

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Anon forgets his meds | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 2016-07-18 15:11:12 Post No.37964995 [Report] Quoted by: >>37965027 File: 1384030709467.png (14 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google] >gym is renovated >a lot of new people start woking out >this fat and pathetic looking autist is always working out at the same time as me >never says anything to anyone >stares at me while I deadlift and squat >I stare back at him to get him to stop >no reaction >he just keep staring >decide to talk the manager >he looks at me like l'm f------ crazy >says he can't do anything >enough is enough >one day I decide to confront him >ask him what his f------ problem is >he just stands silently and stares back at me >visable sweating >l ask him to stop >still nothing >push him to get a reaction >that's when it finally dawns on me >it's a mirror
>> Anonymous 2016-07-18 15:11:12 Post No.37964995 [Report] Quoted by: >>37965027 File: 1384030709467.png (14 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google] >gym is renovated >a lot of new people start woking out >this fat and pathetic looking autist is always working out at the same time as me >never says anything to anyone >stares at me while I deadlift and squat >I stare back at him to get him to stop >no reaction >he just keep staring >decide to talk the manager >he looks at me like l'm f------ crazy >says he can't do anything >enough is enough >one day I decide to confront him >ask him what his f------ problem is >he just stands silently and stares back at me >visable sweating >l ask him to stop >still nothing >push him to get a reaction >that's when it finally dawns on me >it's a mirror

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Anon explains rap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like: >big gun me shoot you >0oga booga >big red hate big blue >l got big wee wee 251 KB PNG >I shoot you again >and take your girlfriend
: Anonymous Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like: >big gun me shoot you >0oga booga >big red hate big blue >l got big wee wee 251 KB PNG >I shoot you again >and take your girlfriend

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Anon likes his friend | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 03/11/19(Mon)08:13:10 No.794681783 >>794 >>794684907 >>794684936 >>794685001 >be me few years ago >have friend >he's literally my best friend >we do everything together >gets a promotion >has to move cross country >f--- me >we say our good byes >play ps once in a while with him but we are both busy Cut to today >night before my birthday Ain't talked to him in a fat minute >don't really celebrate cause adult >eating a 1 person cake cause it's gonna be my bday >right as it turns 12 and it's my birthday receive text >"HAPPY BIRTHDAY M-----------" Mfw >he somehow remembered >feel real good that someone remembered This happened literally 12 minutes ago, first time in a long time l've felt happy. These are the type of friends that you gotta keep close fellow anons, there will support you no matter that
U Anonymous 03/11/19(Mon)08:13:10 No.794681783 >>794 >>794684907 >>794684936 >>794685001 >be me few years ago >have friend >he's literally my best friend >we do everything together >gets a promotion >has to move cross country >f--- me >we say our good byes >play ps once in a while with him but we are both busy Cut to today >night before my birthday Ain't talked to him in a fat minute >don't really celebrate cause adult >eating a 1 person cake cause it's gonna be my bday >right as it turns 12 and it's my birthday receive text >"HAPPY BIRTHDAY M-----------" Mfw >he somehow remembered >feel real good that someone remembered This happened literally 12 minutes ago, first time in a long time l've felt happy. These are the type of friends that you gotta keep close fellow anons, there will support you no matter that

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Anon uses Steam | /r/Greentext

File: GigaChad.jpg (33 KB, 680x763) Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)23:14:43 No.868509903 >have 5673 hours playtime in a game >steam "You've played for 5673 hours, Would you recommend this game to other players?" >No
File: GigaChad.jpg (33 KB, 680x763) Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)23:14:43 No.868509903 >have 5673 hours playtime in a game >steam "You've played for 5673 hours, Would you recommend this game to other players?" >No

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Snap and shout | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 785707303 3 min. ago .. >be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date >she says yes >fast forward 7 years we're still together >l propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes >about 5 months pass and it's our wedding day >do out vowels and everything >"You may now kiss the bride" >leans in to kiss her 53.3 kB JPG >she suddenly turns into dust >w--.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well F--- you Thanos REPLY
Anonymous 785707303 3 min. ago .. >be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date >she says yes >fast forward 7 years we're still together >l propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes >about 5 months pass and it's our wedding day >do out vowels and everything >"You may now kiss the bride" >leans in to kiss her 53.3 kB JPG >she suddenly turns into dust >w--.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well F--- you Thanos REPLY

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Anon Thinks About CatGirls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)14:47:37 No.66528233 >imagine all women suddenly turned catgirls >but had all the s----- traits of cats 395 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)14:53:16 No.66528286 >>66528233 (OP) # still better than the s----- traits of women
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)14:47:37 No.66528233 >imagine all women suddenly turned catgirls >but had all the s----- traits of cats 395 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)14:53:16 No.66528286 >>66528233 (OP) # still better than the s----- traits of women

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Anon gets checked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)02:26:46 No.868515860 My girlfriend of 5 years just came out to me as being "trans". She was born a female, but says she has a "male soul" inside of her or some s---. She says she wants to still be with me and isn't getting surgery right away, but she wants me to start calling her with he/him pronouns... is it f------ over for me 152 KB JPG bros? 49 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)02:26:46 No.868515860 My girlfriend of 5 years just came out to me as being "trans". She was born a female, but says she has a "male soul" inside of her or some s---. She says she wants to still be with me and isn't getting surgery right away, but she wants me to start calling her with he/him pronouns... is it f------ over for me 152 KB JPG bros? 49 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 09/25/19(Wed)22:33:18 No.810403679 REEEEEEE! These redditfags keep coming on here and typing >be me I'm trying to look at trap p--- you f------ incels 92 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/25/19(Wed)22:33:18 No.810403679 REEEEEEE! These redditfags keep coming on here and typing >be me I'm trying to look at trap p--- you f------ incels 92 KB JPG

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Anon wants to know a name | /r/Greentext

1637567877195.png 2.02 MB PNG New Dragonball game. Thoughts? : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:13 No.578970020 name ? >>578970065 # >>578970115 # : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:50 No.578970065 >>578970020 # What mine? Tony. >>578970139 # >>578970194 # >>578971531 # >>578971625 # >>578971978 # >>578972230 # >>578972484 # >>578973816 #
1637567877195.png 2.02 MB PNG New Dragonball game. Thoughts? : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:13 No.578970020 name ? >>578970065 # >>578970115 # : Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)10:01:50 No.578970065 >>578970020 # What mine? Tony. >>578970139 # >>578970194 # >>578971531 # >>578971625 # >>578971978 # >>578972230 # >>578972484 # >>578973816 #

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>be me, Google >most knowledgeable being to have ever existed Goe >power of billions of human minds combined >someone wakes me up 45 KB JPG what will be he want to learn from a source that can change his life forever >ask me for t--- >five minutes pass >asks me why he feels so lonely after jacking off >30 minutes pass >asks me which of his balls stores pee and which semen Am I a joke to you jerks
>be me, Google >most knowledgeable being to have ever existed Goe >power of billions of human minds combined >someone wakes me up 45 KB JPG what will be he want to learn from a source that can change his life forever >ask me for t--- >five minutes pass >asks me why he feels so lonely after jacking off >30 minutes pass >asks me which of his balls stores pee and which semen Am I a joke to you jerks

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Nothing to lose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)15:20:48 No.853184775 File: 1611427684701.jpg (57 KB, 275x275) >>853183576 >be me in college >public speaking class >have idea >tell prof on 1st day I stutter sometimes >it's ok anon we'll get through it >really lay it on >3 minutes per paragraph in front of 40 peers >next week do a little better >can still see pain in the faces of kids when I stammer for 10 seconds on a word >prof encourages me every time >she even kicked a kid out of class for saying "come on" under his breath >improving every class >almost no stuttering now >final speech give a perfect oration for me, didn't have to fake stutter at all >get an A mfw never stuttered in my life
Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)15:20:48 No.853184775 File: 1611427684701.jpg (57 KB, 275x275) >>853183576 >be me in college >public speaking class >have idea >tell prof on 1st day I stutter sometimes >it's ok anon we'll get through it >really lay it on >3 minutes per paragraph in front of 40 peers >next week do a little better >can still see pain in the faces of kids when I stammer for 10 seconds on a word >prof encourages me every time >she even kicked a kid out of class for saying "come on" under his breath >improving every class >almost no stuttering now >final speech give a perfect oration for me, didn't have to fake stutter at all >get an A mfw never stuttered in my life

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