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: Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon)09:08:52 No.66451677 >online learning due to lockdown >supposed to listen to this bald effeminate c--- on my screen ramble about his psych garbage for half the day >switch between vidya and jerking 129 KB JPG off instead >did both now and still half the lecture left any other robots know this feel? f--- man where did we go wrong i should get a visa to alaska and become a fisherman instead of this horseshit
: Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon)09:08:52 No.66451677 >online learning due to lockdown >supposed to listen to this bald effeminate c--- on my screen ramble about his psych garbage for half the day >switch between vidya and jerking 129 KB JPG off instead >did both now and still half the lecture left any other robots know this feel? f--- man where did we go wrong i should get a visa to alaska and become a fisherman instead of this horseshit

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Anon plays silent hill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat)19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196 jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD" >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room
Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat)19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196 jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD" >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room

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Anon found his way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fairy Tail saved my life 12/06/21(Mon)17:37:42 No.231424086 > be me > like 11 > think sex is done via a--- > develop a--- fetish > friends talked about a test to see if youre gay by watching gay p--- > do it > mfw i jerk of to it cuz it involves a--- 196 KB JPG > im dissapointed in myself cuz my mom is a homophobe and so am i > years pass by jerk of to gay p--- every few month > always tell myself ill stop next year. never happens > i watch fairy tail and become a huge fan > About to j------- to gay p---. > Think about how Natsu and the others wouldnt want me to bust a nut to some f--- > mfw i feel like im part of the guild > mfw i tell myself that ill never j------- to gay p--- for fairy tail >mfw when i havent jerked off to gay since 2 years now. Fairy Tail is a blessing and im still a huge homophobe thanks to Natsu and the others. i j------- to Lucy everyday.
: Anonymous Fairy Tail saved my life 12/06/21(Mon)17:37:42 No.231424086 > be me > like 11 > think sex is done via a--- > develop a--- fetish > friends talked about a test to see if youre gay by watching gay p--- > do it > mfw i jerk of to it cuz it involves a--- 196 KB JPG > im dissapointed in myself cuz my mom is a homophobe and so am i > years pass by jerk of to gay p--- every few month > always tell myself ill stop next year. never happens > i watch fairy tail and become a huge fan > About to j------- to gay p---. > Think about how Natsu and the others wouldnt want me to bust a nut to some f--- > mfw i feel like im part of the guild > mfw i tell myself that ill never j------- to gay p--- for fairy tail >mfw when i havent jerked off to gay since 2 years now. Fairy Tail is a blessing and im still a huge homophobe thanks to Natsu and the others. i j------- to Lucy everyday.

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Anon is happy with Minecraft. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)18:05:43 No.61220918 UPDATE >be me >be friendless loser >complain on 4chan about my loser Minecraft world >people join >feelsgoodman 80 KB JPG thanks guys
: Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)18:05:43 No.61220918 UPDATE >be me >be friendless loser >complain on 4chan about my loser Minecraft world >people join >feelsgoodman 80 KB JPG thanks guys

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Anon develops a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on 114 KB JPG >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become
: Anonymous 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on 114 KB JPG >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become

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anon is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/24/18(Mon)18:48:45 No.50025644 >you will never go hang out at her house and have fun >you will never watch movies together and put your arm around her >you will never lay down and cuddle with her 71 KB JPG >you will never go driving around town with her >you will never go hopping between stores with her >you will never take pictures together with her >you will never sit down and drink coffee with her, alone, talking about life >you will never watch the sunset with her >you will never be asked if you're dating her >you will never date her >you will never hug her >you will never kiss her >but he will
: Anonymous 12/24/18(Mon)18:48:45 No.50025644 >you will never go hang out at her house and have fun >you will never watch movies together and put your arm around her >you will never lay down and cuddle with her 71 KB JPG >you will never go driving around town with her >you will never go hopping between stores with her >you will never take pictures together with her >you will never sit down and drink coffee with her, alone, talking about life >you will never watch the sunset with her >you will never be asked if you're dating her >you will never date her >you will never hug her >you will never kiss her >but he will

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Sweet home Alabama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)00:36:26 No.64940038 >f--- my sister >tell her it was a mistake, we shouldn't do it again >f--- my sister again >tell her we really need to stop >want her like a drug >f--- her again 66 KB JPG I feel like I could drop dead at any moment knowing what I'm doing gives me so much anxiety but I can't stop
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)00:36:26 No.64940038 >f--- my sister >tell her it was a mistake, we shouldn't do it again >f--- my sister again >tell her we really need to stop >want her like a drug >f--- her again 66 KB JPG I feel like I could drop dead at any moment knowing what I'm doing gives me so much anxiety but I can't stop

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Hasta la pasta | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat)23:28:03 No.66431989 >Be NEET until 24 >Decide to turn it all around >Do degree in accounting, graduate with High distinction >Lose all my weight >be 28, degree finished; qt3.14 Italian girl at the cafe is crushing on me hard 309 KB PNG >starting as an auditor next year with a clear pathway to six figures in 3 years. Literally all my past failures don't bother me. I've made it. I want you to know this is my last time here, I've been using 4chan over a decade; I've finally ascended. Anyone got anything to discuss before I bounce?
: Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat)23:28:03 No.66431989 >Be NEET until 24 >Decide to turn it all around >Do degree in accounting, graduate with High distinction >Lose all my weight >be 28, degree finished; qt3.14 Italian girl at the cafe is crushing on me hard 309 KB PNG >starting as an auditor next year with a clear pathway to six figures in 3 years. Literally all my past failures don't bother me. I've made it. I want you to know this is my last time here, I've been using 4chan over a decade; I've finally ascended. Anyone got anything to discuss before I bounce?

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Anon goes job hunting | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)10:00:32 No.868014597 ► >applying to job >"we do not discriminate based on race, ethnicity, or gender." >close application
O Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)10:00:32 No.868014597 ► >applying to job >"we do not discriminate based on race, ethnicity, or gender." >close application

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anon has a phone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon)06:34:56 No.66450505 >turn on phone for first time in 20 hours >its already warm after 1 minute 7 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon)06:34:56 No.66450505 >turn on phone for first time in 20 hours >its already warm after 1 minute 7 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread

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anon better not fuck it up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What did she mean by this? 12/05/21(Sun)20:21:08 No.66444392 >On first date with girl >Having a good time, talking and s--- >go out with her to eat >we finish eating and I go to pay >She accidently calls me "babe" in front | of the waitress 34 KB JPG Is she my girlfriend now?
: Anonymous What did she mean by this? 12/05/21(Sun)20:21:08 No.66444392 >On first date with girl >Having a good time, talking and s--- >go out with her to eat >we finish eating and I go to pay >She accidently calls me "babe" in front | of the waitress 34 KB JPG Is she my girlfriend now?

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anon does a bit of trolling | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)15:10:57 No.376877 ► >>376881 >>380301 >>405711 >>414562 >>423271 >>460587 File: crosshair example.png (20 KB, 618x356) >>376388 (OP) >set crosshair to a ridiculous size >just giant blocks of some obnoxious color filling up 90% of the screen >unable to see s--- >lurk and stay alive >remaining teammates are forced to spectate you >genuinely try your best to clutch the round I've found this more entertaining than general griefing.
U Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)15:10:57 No.376877 ► >>376881 >>380301 >>405711 >>414562 >>423271 >>460587 File: crosshair example.png (20 KB, 618x356) >>376388 (OP) >set crosshair to a ridiculous size >just giant blocks of some obnoxious color filling up 90% of the screen >unable to see s--- >lurk and stay alive >remaining teammates are forced to spectate you >genuinely try your best to clutch the round I've found this more entertaining than general griefing.

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Anon has a literal brony | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)23:59:33 No.160226379 >be me >12 year old kid with a brother 6 years older than me >brother goes to the living room with a hard drive >connects hard drive on tv 107 KB PNG >it's filled with a lot of episodes of 1 show >it's my little pony >brother ironically watches my little pony in the living room >ask him why he's doing this >"cultured and cool kids watch this. you wouldnt get it" >i really don't get it >ignore him as he watches >i go back to playing club penguin >brother sings and dances while watching like a retard >he seems to be really interested >he watches just like that for a few more days >he suddenly stops and doesn't talk about it ever again >strange but i dont really care >fast forward 8 years later >he has a kid now >i remember that my little pony weekend >ask brother about it >"bro u remember that one short time u got obsessed with watching my little pony" >"no anon shut the f--- up now i don't think that ever happened what the hell are you talking about that's dumb" >seems like he's hiding something >i dont ever ask him about it again since it seemed to bother him what the f--- could that be about
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)23:59:33 No.160226379 >be me >12 year old kid with a brother 6 years older than me >brother goes to the living room with a hard drive >connects hard drive on tv 107 KB PNG >it's filled with a lot of episodes of 1 show >it's my little pony >brother ironically watches my little pony in the living room >ask him why he's doing this >"cultured and cool kids watch this. you wouldnt get it" >i really don't get it >ignore him as he watches >i go back to playing club penguin >brother sings and dances while watching like a retard >he seems to be really interested >he watches just like that for a few more days >he suddenly stops and doesn't talk about it ever again >strange but i dont really care >fast forward 8 years later >he has a kid now >i remember that my little pony weekend >ask brother about it >"bro u remember that one short time u got obsessed with watching my little pony" >"no anon shut the f--- up now i don't think that ever happened what the hell are you talking about that's dumb" >seems like he's hiding something >i dont ever ask him about it again since it seemed to bother him what the f--- could that be about

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Anon has a good friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'Il be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'Il be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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: Anonymous06/07/17(Wed)22:27:04 No.37570730 >really hot girl in class >decide to work up the courage to speak to her >"H-hey.. c-can I borrow your pen for a second?" >she hands me her pen 24 KB JPG >realize I dont even have paper to write on >shes staring at me >My mind is racing what to do >Draw a penis on my hand >give her back her pen and walk away
: Anonymous06/07/17(Wed)22:27:04 No.37570730 >really hot girl in class >decide to work up the courage to speak to her >"H-hey.. c-can I borrow your pen for a second?" >she hands me her pen 24 KB JPG >realize I dont even have paper to write on >shes staring at me >My mind is racing what to do >Draw a penis on my hand >give her back her pen and walk away

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Anon isnt a pig | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)23:45:01 No.868051938 >feminists claim all men are pigs >pigs can't look up >men can Checkmate feminists 10 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)23:45:01 No.868051938 >feminists claim all men are pigs >pigs can't look up >men can Checkmate feminists 10 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon uses free and open source software | /r/Greentext

>using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >I start to sweat >Install GIMP >"Umm.what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >l tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >l get beat up in the parking lot after school
>using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass 88 KB JPG >Everyone else has already started their classwork >I start to sweat >Install GIMP >"Umm.what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >l tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >l f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >l get beat up in the parking lot after school

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Anon wants to be happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/20(Fri)08:51:51 No.56196398 >be me >be last year >l actually start making an effort with girls for the first time in my life >get rejected 5 times 63 KB JPG >be 2020 >girl from college classes who I barely noticed before is showing blatant interest out of nowhere >hook up with her since no other options >finally have gf >l don't actually care about her one bit >feel just as s--- as ever I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY FOR ONCE F---
: Anonymous 01/10/20(Fri)08:51:51 No.56196398 >be me >be last year >l actually start making an effort with girls for the first time in my life >get rejected 5 times 63 KB JPG >be 2020 >girl from college classes who I barely noticed before is showing blatant interest out of nowhere >hook up with her since no other options >finally have gf >l don't actually care about her one bit >feel just as s--- as ever I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY FOR ONCE F---

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Anon’s mom’s secret | /r/Greentext


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