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Anon gets a promotion | /r/Greentext

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy
>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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Anon gets petty revenge | /r/Greentext

>match a girl on tinder >spend a couple of days texting and talking on the phone >plan to meet >get ghosted >she stops responding to texts 29 KB JPG >revenge time >google her and find her address >give her name and address on every spammy website I can find >she's getting so much spam mail I hate ghosters so much
>match a girl on tinder >spend a couple of days texting and talking on the phone >plan to meet >get ghosted >she stops responding to texts 29 KB JPG >revenge time >google her and find her address >give her name and address on every spammy website I can find >she's getting so much spam mail I hate ghosters so much

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Anon celebrates thanksgiving | /r/Greentext


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Anon takes an L | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous namelet thread 10/27/21(Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD 83 KB PNG
: Anonymous namelet thread 10/27/21(Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD 83 KB PNG

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Taste of defeat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)12:07:15 No.66295091 >be me >fat f--- >watch a video on how getting covid changes the taste of food to sewage and garbage >idea.png >next two weeks intentionally try contracting covid 8 KB JPG >some things are better left unsaid >finally catch covid >feel like s--- for a week but nothing happens to my taste buds >decide to go on a diet >buy a lot of healthy food and make my first meal at home >sesame crackers taste like nicotine >mfw
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)12:07:15 No.66295091 >be me >fat f--- >watch a video on how getting covid changes the taste of food to sewage and garbage >idea.png >next two weeks intentionally try contracting covid 8 KB JPG >some things are better left unsaid >finally catch covid >feel like s--- for a week but nothing happens to my taste buds >decide to go on a diet >buy a lot of healthy food and make my first meal at home >sesame crackers taste like nicotine >mfw

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Anon has a cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)18:30:42 No.867382737 >Be me >Kissless virgin >Work with 7/10 qt3.14 at restaurant IDONT UNDERSTAND >We have all the same interests and we can talk for hours >Build up the courage to ask her out 82 KB PNG >After some convo we decide to meet at my place before our first date >Cleaning up apartment and suddenly door rings >Open door and invite her in >She gets eyes for my morbidly obese, probably diabetic cat >Instantly starts petting him top to bottom >The mass of cat blubber waving around would probably register on the richter scale >"Whats his name anon?" >"Bone" >"His name is bone...?" >"Yeah! Well... his full name is actually bonerhead but I just call him bone" >Asks if I'm joking >Nope.jpg >Proceed to get in an argument about cat's name?? >She keeps suggesting names and telling me what I should change it to >She's actually getting angry about this and leaves >Try texting her but am left on read >Mfw >Only bonerhead that is getting rubbed tonight is my cat Why the f--- are women like this?? I thought my cat's name was unique and funny, am I wrong /b? 17 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)18:30:42 No.867382737 >Be me >Kissless virgin >Work with 7/10 qt3.14 at restaurant IDONT UNDERSTAND >We have all the same interests and we can talk for hours >Build up the courage to ask her out 82 KB PNG >After some convo we decide to meet at my place before our first date >Cleaning up apartment and suddenly door rings >Open door and invite her in >She gets eyes for my morbidly obese, probably diabetic cat >Instantly starts petting him top to bottom >The mass of cat blubber waving around would probably register on the richter scale >"Whats his name anon?" >"Bone" >"His name is bone...?" >"Yeah! Well... his full name is actually bonerhead but I just call him bone" >Asks if I'm joking >Nope.jpg >Proceed to get in an argument about cat's name?? >She keeps suggesting names and telling me what I should change it to >She's actually getting angry about this and leaves >Try texting her but am left on read >Mfw >Only bonerhead that is getting rubbed tonight is my cat Why the f--- are women like this?? I thought my cat's name was unique and funny, am I wrong /b? 17 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is a successfull person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it 5 REPLIES O IMAGES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it 5 REPLIES O IMAGES

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Anon guessed correctly | /r/Greentext

Cyb(OR)g !FQ5AS2D/.o 04/01/15(Wed)19:08:40 No.17578453 >meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #
Cyb(OR)g !FQ5AS2D/.o 04/01/15(Wed)19:08:40 No.17578453 >meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #

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Anon was a post-modern male | /r/Greentext


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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)00:21:45 No.66298618 >go to my doctor appointment >her assistant asks me what I'm doing for thanksgiving >tell her l'm spending it with family >asks me if she can come with me and giggles 46 KB JPG >say no >silence for rest of my time there She's been acting like a horny slut my last couple visits.
: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)00:21:45 No.66298618 >go to my doctor appointment >her assistant asks me what I'm doing for thanksgiving >tell her l'm spending it with family >asks me if she can come with me and giggles 46 KB JPG >say no >silence for rest of my time there She's been acting like a horny slut my last couple visits.

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Anon Is Ugly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)13:48:48 No.867391206 Do any of you experience this? >alright looking guy >have an attraction to women that normal people would find unattractive >l'm not talking like really ugly unattractive women 530 KB PNG >generally just like 3-6/10 Can anyone relate? : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)13:51:10 No.867391295 >>867391206 (OP) # $100 says you are a 3-6/10 looking guy, get the f--- over yourself and go f--- them bitches. : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)13:51:35 No.867391310 >be me >f----- >ugly too >pretend that i look good >claim i only go after ugly women >actually wanna f--- men
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)13:48:48 No.867391206 Do any of you experience this? >alright looking guy >have an attraction to women that normal people would find unattractive >l'm not talking like really ugly unattractive women 530 KB PNG >generally just like 3-6/10 Can anyone relate? : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)13:51:10 No.867391295 >>867391206 (OP) # $100 says you are a 3-6/10 looking guy, get the f--- over yourself and go f--- them bitches. : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)13:51:35 No.867391310 >be me >f----- >ugly too >pretend that i look good >claim i only go after ugly women >actually wanna f--- men

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Scraping the bottom of the barrel | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)16:17:55 No.867392430 PEOPLE CAN SMELL C-- 49 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)16:17:55 No.867392430 PEOPLE CAN SMELL C-- 49 KB PNG

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Anon seeks medical advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck ina ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you
: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest >it spreads to the left side of your neck ina ukko >can't sleep 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you

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Anon has aspergers. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1 h •.• >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 790130879 Acum 1 h •.• >Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time >Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor >Gonna prove them wrong with a 23andme test 5,5 kB PNG >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test >Should have gotten 24andme >mfw O REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Fresh anon of bel-air | /r/Greentext

How come he don't want me, man? 38FCOADD-7B95-4657-AE87-6098446E63E4.jpg 113 KB JPG >be 6 years old >dad leaves >be 24 with a decent job >dad returns >asks for money >give him $40,000 that I had saved up >"dad do you still have that money? I'm thinking of buying a house." >tells me I turned out a loser >leaves again
How come he don't want me, man? 38FCOADD-7B95-4657-AE87-6098446E63E4.jpg 113 KB JPG >be 6 years old >dad leaves >be 24 with a decent job >dad returns >asks for money >give him $40,000 that I had saved up >"dad do you still have that money? I'm thinking of buying a house." >tells me I turned out a loser >leaves again

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top 10 anime betrayals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it
: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)11:42:13 No.785674598 >be 12 >year 8 (Brit f--) >have extremely squeaky voice >in the middle of a test >class doing it with a new supply >talking to my friend >teacher hears and says if no one 104 KB JPG confesses everyone gets a detention >don't confess >only girls get detention because “she heard a girl talk" >mfw the room was silent except me >mfw wasn't sure how to feel about it

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Anon has big racist | /r/Greentext

>be me, having a good time and listening to old music from the 90s >realize it will never be September 10, 2001 again >get sad f------ jews
>be me, having a good time and listening to old music from the 90s >realize it will never be September 10, 2001 again >get sad f------ jews

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Anon made it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47183242 Il y a 0 min >be me >be at a restaurant with a couples of friends A >see a 9/10 qt3.14 waitress >friends tell me to leave her my number 1ke Tryeng tritnes c-- ofhendad over ts e onty had one puf of the theng and haety veuied wa forajoke uthete Dus a st >uwotfaggot.jpg >other friend start saying that I don't 55,7 kB JPG have the balls and that I'm too beta >yeahright.pdf >decide to make an alpha move and leave her my number because I don't want them to think I'm too much of a f-- >nobody has a pen >has to write my number on a napkin using ketchup and a knife >every one laughs because we all know that it is not going to work >ff 5 hours >I received a notification on my cellphone >go check >"hey, the ketchup was a really smooth move;)" What do anons, I have absolutely no idea on how to deal with that Pic unrealated
Anonymous | 47183242 Il y a 0 min >be me >be at a restaurant with a couples of friends A >see a 9/10 qt3.14 waitress >friends tell me to leave her my number 1ke Tryeng tritnes c-- ofhendad over ts e onty had one puf of the theng and haety veuied wa forajoke uthete Dus a st >uwotfaggot.jpg >other friend start saying that I don't 55,7 kB JPG have the balls and that I'm too beta >yeahright.pdf >decide to make an alpha move and leave her my number because I don't want them to think I'm too much of a f-- >nobody has a pen >has to write my number on a napkin using ketchup and a knife >every one laughs because we all know that it is not going to work >ff 5 hours >I received a notification on my cellphone >go check >"hey, the ketchup was a really smooth move;)" What do anons, I have absolutely no idea on how to deal with that Pic unrealated

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Anon is disgusted | /r/Greentext

2h (4/11 21:16) · 63162749 JPG 29KB · (403 x 331) >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----
2h (4/11 21:16) · 63162749 JPG 29KB · (403 x 331) >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----

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