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Anon creates a circle jerk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)22:24:25 No.66288551 ITT we pretend this is Reddit 535 KB GIF 116 Replies / 18 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:31:16 No.66294301 user: lesbiancrisisfartypoo i reject the idea of shaving my armpits 46 upvotes : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:32:06 No.66294304 >>66288551 (OP) # happy cake day! : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:34:02 No.66294317 >>66293060 # this has been debunked severl times. *downvotes you"
: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)22:24:25 No.66288551 ITT we pretend this is Reddit 535 KB GIF 116 Replies / 18 Images View Thread : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:31:16 No.66294301 user: lesbiancrisisfartypoo i reject the idea of shaving my armpits 46 upvotes : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:32:06 No.66294304 >>66288551 (OP) # happy cake day! : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:34:02 No.66294317 >>66293060 # this has been debunked severl times. *downvotes you"

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Anon knows the law | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: uVy/Oy25) 11/21/21(Sun)15:58:22 No.348798710 >buy new car in illinois >state law says you can return a car to a dealer within 30 days for any reason no questions asked as long as its not damaged, full 100% refund >return car after 29 days >dealer is livid but must accept it by law >come back next day, inquire about the same car >act as if I know absolutely nothing about the events of the previous month >dealer is blurting out features and options through clenched teeth >l'm interested... can you run a car fax for me? >oh this car is used >l'm still interested but not at that price, here's half >sales wagie has to breathe into a paper bag so he doesn't collapse from stress >l buy a new car at half price
: Anonymous (ID: uVy/Oy25) 11/21/21(Sun)15:58:22 No.348798710 >buy new car in illinois >state law says you can return a car to a dealer within 30 days for any reason no questions asked as long as its not damaged, full 100% refund >return car after 29 days >dealer is livid but must accept it by law >come back next day, inquire about the same car >act as if I know absolutely nothing about the events of the previous month >dealer is blurting out features and options through clenched teeth >l'm interested... can you run a car fax for me? >oh this car is used >l'm still interested but not at that price, here's half >sales wagie has to breathe into a paper bag so he doesn't collapse from stress >l buy a new car at half price

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Anon's unfortunate name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)10:23:02 No.867367147 > born > be me > be named f------ Beauregarde why must god be so cruel 17 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)10:23:02 No.867367147 > born > be me > be named f------ Beauregarde why must god be so cruel 17 KB JPG

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anon hates on animals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX ) [l While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we 127 KB JPG can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related
: Anonymous (ID: 4cotPOqX ) [l While we're at it, can we talk about these? >Hurrr i'm a f------ omnivore, better eat shitloads vegetables instead of efficiently eating meat >hurrr why breed, lets just require an entire team of people to coax us into f------ because we 127 KB JPG can't breed properly >hurrr let's evolve to have tiny eyes that can't see s--- At what point did you realize japanese were just a silly evolution? Pic not related

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anon is a weirdo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue) 10:11:41 No.65203579 >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close 84 KB PNG >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue) 10:11:41 No.65203579 >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close 84 KB PNG >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense

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Anon tries being friendly | /r/Greentext

>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized
>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized

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Anon is an NPC | /r/Greentext


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Anon was punished by the gods | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)04:49:01 No.65195803 1629128116029s.jpg 4 KB JPG >6'8 >Have a tall girl fetish The Lord himself blackpilled me
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)04:49:01 No.65195803 1629128116029s.jpg 4 KB JPG >6'8 >Have a tall girl fetish The Lord himself blackpilled me

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 minutes ago 867362523 : > Be me > graduated college at the beginning of this year > get job as a frontend developer > literally easiest f------ job sit in front of pc all day doing the bare minimum and getting praised for adding simple features every 2 weeks I add in 1 hour > mostly play games, watch anime or pursue passion projects all day > mfw I got all|I ever dreamed of but feel more depressed than ever > pic related 1 REPLY
Anonymous 26 minutes ago 867362523 : > Be me > graduated college at the beginning of this year > get job as a frontend developer > literally easiest f------ job sit in front of pc all day doing the bare minimum and getting praised for adding simple features every 2 weeks I add in 1 hour > mostly play games, watch anime or pursue passion projects all day > mfw I got all|I ever dreamed of but feel more depressed than ever > pic related 1 REPLY

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Anon found a devilish loophole | /r/Greentext


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Never change /b/ | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a cheapskate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 minutes ago 867363689 : >Be me, a DJ >This random chick comes up to me at a party, and makes me an offer >The offer was, I DJ for free at a house party she was hosting in exchange for a BJ >l turn down her offer because I don't do freebies >She calls me a cheapskate >Bitch what?? 3 REPLIES
Anonymous 17 minutes ago 867363689 : >Be me, a DJ >This random chick comes up to me at a party, and makes me an offer >The offer was, I DJ for free at a house party she was hosting in exchange for a BJ >l turn down her offer because I don't do freebies >She calls me a cheapskate >Bitch what?? 3 REPLIES

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Anon hates 4chanpass | /r/Greentext


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Anon orders pizza | /r/Greentext


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Anon’s cat is the best | /r/Greentext


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Anons gf works | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)20:10:23 No.867342400 >GF is working on BLACKED Friday 237 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)20:10:23 No.867342400 >GF is working on BLACKED Friday 237 KB PNG

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Anon loses the will to live | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:11:46 No.867289938 >2087 >old bastard >rich as f--- from crpyto investments i made decades ago >depressed beyond repair >wife is 25 y/o gold digger from spain >slumped in my gaming chair playing 9 KB JPG gta v with ultra realistic graphics mod because closest thing i can get to a gta vi >my super rtx sun powered gtx 9047 running it at 350 fps solid >shooting random civs because bored >quit game >go to disney+ which now has every movie and tv show in existence because disney owns everything now >start watching marvel's spider man: back to 2020 >movie is just nostalgic bait for people who grew up with tom holland's spider man >finish movie >feel nothing >decide to stare at my 2,000+ nft collection >go to sleep >die
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:11:46 No.867289938 >2087 >old bastard >rich as f--- from crpyto investments i made decades ago >depressed beyond repair >wife is 25 y/o gold digger from spain >slumped in my gaming chair playing 9 KB JPG gta v with ultra realistic graphics mod because closest thing i can get to a gta vi >my super rtx sun powered gtx 9047 running it at 350 fps solid >shooting random civs because bored >quit game >go to disney+ which now has every movie and tv show in existence because disney owns everything now >start watching marvel's spider man: back to 2020 >movie is just nostalgic bait for people who grew up with tom holland's spider man >finish movie >feel nothing >decide to stare at my 2,000+ nft collection >go to sleep >die

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anon is a big | /r/Greentext

Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again
Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again

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Anon has back pain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)14:27:53 No.64489838 >be me >have sore back from tight lumbar region >look it up and turns out it's from certain muscles being weak compared to other ones >try exercises to strengthen said weak muscles 21 KB JPG >mfw I realise it's the muscles used when f------ people >mfw turns out sex could have stopped me from having a f----- back How do you do, fellow virgins?
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)14:27:53 No.64489838 >be me >have sore back from tight lumbar region >look it up and turns out it's from certain muscles being weak compared to other ones >try exercises to strengthen said weak muscles 21 KB JPG >mfw I realise it's the muscles used when f------ people >mfw turns out sex could have stopped me from having a f----- back How do you do, fellow virgins?

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anon thinks the guy is gay and pedo | /r/Greentext


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