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6h (9/27 14:15) · 65540837 48 Re · 2 Img · PNG 393KB (480 × 479) 10 Replies >meet a woman online >meet up for dinner >shes nice >stalk her social media and quickly notice she leans left >mention this to my friends >they tell me to drop her What do and for reference I am in in the libertarian right pool
6h (9/27 14:15) · 65540837 48 Re · 2 Img · PNG 393KB (480 × 479) 10 Replies >meet a woman online >meet up for dinner >shes nice >stalk her social media and quickly notice she leans left >mention this to my friends >they tell me to drop her What do and for reference I am in in the libertarian right pool

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Anon speaks about women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)18:34:38 No.863935699 What was the experience that changed your outlook on relationships? > be me > have huge crush on girl > not as pretty as my usual girls but 136 KB JPG she holds a good conversation > talk everyday > know intimate information about each other > both know what the situation is > ask if she wants to be gf > says she isn't looking for a relationship right now > eludes to the fact that she might at a later date > few months pass > we talk > mention it again during conversation > she says she likes somebody else > ask why she didn't just tell me that weeks ago > gives evasive answers > mad because she lied not because she doesn't wanna date > she goes home "crying" > get pissy message from her roommate threatening me > tell them to f--- off Not spoken since and the entire thing left me feeling a bit empty. I'd spent months getting close and learning about this one person only for them to betray me with lies. Why do they do it /b/? 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)18:34:38 No.863935699 What was the experience that changed your outlook on relationships? > be me > have huge crush on girl > not as pretty as my usual girls but 136 KB JPG she holds a good conversation > talk everyday > know intimate information about each other > both know what the situation is > ask if she wants to be gf > says she isn't looking for a relationship right now > eludes to the fact that she might at a later date > few months pass > we talk > mention it again during conversation > she says she likes somebody else > ask why she didn't just tell me that weeks ago > gives evasive answers > mad because she lied not because she doesn't wanna date > she goes home "crying" > get pissy message from her roommate threatening me > tell them to f--- off Not spoken since and the entire thing left me feeling a bit empty. I'd spent months getting close and learning about this one person only for them to betray me with lies. Why do they do it /b/? 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon tells us an ironic story | /r/Greentext

1/8 · OJj3rlXs (OP) · 5h (9/28 5:23)·341170076 152 Re 36 Img JPG 169KB (930 × 574) 42 Replies >8 Marxist female mountain climbers who wanted to prove women were just as good at mountain climbing as men. >Picked the easiest peak. >Refused any help from men along the route. >When asked over the radio by A MAN *yuck* how they were doing, gave evasive answers "we're fine!", even though one of them was sick and dying. >Get disoriented in the snow and all 8 women end up freezing to death. >All male search party comes and retrieves their bodies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPo33ouQWOE •..
1/8 · OJj3rlXs (OP) · 5h (9/28 5:23)·341170076 152 Re 36 Img JPG 169KB (930 × 574) 42 Replies >8 Marxist female mountain climbers who wanted to prove women were just as good at mountain climbing as men. >Picked the easiest peak. >Refused any help from men along the route. >When asked over the radio by A MAN *yuck* how they were doing, gave evasive answers "we're fine!", even though one of them was sick and dying. >Get disoriented in the snow and all 8 women end up freezing to death. >All male search party comes and retrieves their bodies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPo33ouQWOE •..

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Anon has a fucking problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)14:58:58 No.863922680 Im obsessed with my sister. >i c-- in her meals, lotion and beauty products, toothbrush and shoes while sniffing her used panties. I know i should stop, anon but i can't. 384 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)14:58:58 No.863922680 Im obsessed with my sister. >i c-- in her meals, lotion and beauty products, toothbrush and shoes while sniffing her used panties. I know i should stop, anon but i can't. 384 KB JPG

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Take me by the hand, take me to the land that you understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 479 b.ce 09/27/21(Mon)17:33:54 No.65546581 >be me >year is 479 bce >dont even know what bce is? >doesnt matter >be Potidaean >go outside one day >see Persian soldiers on the horizon 36 KB JPG >see a horizon? >usually there is water there >go inside to grab armor and equipment >walk outside with sword and shield >soldiers still approaching >looks like a few hundred of them >see men praying to Poseiden for courage >blink >soldiers gone >water back >everyone cheers >Poseidon granted our wish Love you Sea Daddy
: Anonymous 479 b.ce 09/27/21(Mon)17:33:54 No.65546581 >be me >year is 479 bce >dont even know what bce is? >doesnt matter >be Potidaean >go outside one day >see Persian soldiers on the horizon 36 KB JPG >see a horizon? >usually there is water there >go inside to grab armor and equipment >walk outside with sword and shield >soldiers still approaching >looks like a few hundred of them >see men praying to Poseiden for courage >blink >soldiers gone >water back >everyone cheers >Poseidon granted our wish Love you Sea Daddy

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Anon stands to wipe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)22:54:20 No.863949418 >be me >24 >see statistic that large % of population stands to wipe their ass >w-- >gotta try this >three years later >28 now 7 KB JPG >still stand to wipe Why am i like this
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)22:54:20 No.863949418 >be me >24 >see statistic that large % of population stands to wipe their ass >w-- >gotta try this >three years later >28 now 7 KB JPG >still stand to wipe Why am i like this

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The Good Samaritan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)00:31:20 No.65539302 >be me circa 2011ish >austist kid in town of just over 2000 >mom is a school teacher so we were semi-nomadic >never develop much with other kids because we were never around for long 26 KB JPG >go on trip to ranch >they show us how nails were made in cowboy days and how gold panning works and stuff >overall alright day >still bored and lonely because no strong enough friends to hang out with >lots of waiting when no good friend >get back on bus and start journey back to small town >more waiting >more waiting >listening to other kids talk and watch them play game on DS >its some transformers ds game >kid asks me if i want to play >lets me play ds for a long time and doesnt nag me for it back immediately >eventually hand the ds back to him after like a half hour If you're out there and became an anon, thank you. Most people were not that kind to me.
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)00:31:20 No.65539302 >be me circa 2011ish >austist kid in town of just over 2000 >mom is a school teacher so we were semi-nomadic >never develop much with other kids because we were never around for long 26 KB JPG >go on trip to ranch >they show us how nails were made in cowboy days and how gold panning works and stuff >overall alright day >still bored and lonely because no strong enough friends to hang out with >lots of waiting when no good friend >get back on bus and start journey back to small town >more waiting >more waiting >listening to other kids talk and watch them play game on DS >its some transformers ds game >kid asks me if i want to play >lets me play ds for a long time and doesnt nag me for it back immediately >eventually hand the ds back to him after like a half hour If you're out there and became an anon, thank you. Most people were not that kind to me.

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Anon goes on a walk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:05:21 No.65546232 >>65546042 >1 hour ago >out for an evening NEET stroll >see group of around 5 guys standing outside a store >one of them speaks to me as i'm walking >"do you have a c--------?" >immediately notice he is very short >"no, i don't smoke" >he looks angry >"alright, f--- off then" >say first thing that comes into my head >"calm down little man" >turn around and carry on walking >suddenly fall to the ground >realise he had just hit the back of my head >get up >go into attack mode and start swinging at him >i pretty much miss everything >feel a hit to the side >one of his friends got involved >then when one did, they all did >im on the ground >getting kicked and punched which feels like forever >eventually they run off >feel so alive, full of excitement and euphoric >go home >throw up multiple times
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:05:21 No.65546232 >>65546042 >1 hour ago >out for an evening NEET stroll >see group of around 5 guys standing outside a store >one of them speaks to me as i'm walking >"do you have a c--------?" >immediately notice he is very short >"no, i don't smoke" >he looks angry >"alright, f--- off then" >say first thing that comes into my head >"calm down little man" >turn around and carry on walking >suddenly fall to the ground >realise he had just hit the back of my head >get up >go into attack mode and start swinging at him >i pretty much miss everything >feel a hit to the side >one of his friends got involved >then when one did, they all did >im on the ground >getting kicked and punched which feels like forever >eventually they run off >feel so alive, full of excitement and euphoric >go home >throw up multiple times

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The vacation workout | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/21(Sat)20:12:48 No.63661140 >>63661066 (OP) # >be me out of town for vacation >no pullup bar so I go to the park >only free monkey bars are next to a bench with two girls >start warming up with some pullups >l hear one of the girls saying "oh my 68 KB JPG gosh he's so strong" >finish my set and both of them approach me >they ask me if I do gymnastics or something >one of them give me her number and leaves >finish the workout and goes home >fap to the thought of f------ her >never call her
: Anonymous 09/25/21(Sat)20:12:48 No.63661140 >>63661066 (OP) # >be me out of town for vacation >no pullup bar so I go to the park >only free monkey bars are next to a bench with two girls >start warming up with some pullups >l hear one of the girls saying "oh my 68 KB JPG gosh he's so strong" >finish my set and both of them approach me >they ask me if I do gymnastics or something >one of them give me her number and leaves >finish the workout and goes home >fap to the thought of f------ her >never call her

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Anon doesn't pay for razors | /r/Greentext

File: booba.jpg (63 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:18:44 No.863927580 >be me >hairy balls owner >need to shave but can't be f----- to buy another razor >idea.rar >start youtube channel >post daily >blow up >get sponsorship >MANSCAPED >get trial box as per sponsorship >delete account its called a hustle
File: booba.jpg (63 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)17:18:44 No.863927580 >be me >hairy balls owner >need to shave but can't be f----- to buy another razor >idea.rar >start youtube channel >post daily >blow up >get sponsorship >MANSCAPED >get trial box as per sponsorship >delete account its called a hustle

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Special relativity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)13:57:41 No.863916160 >Be me, a dude >Join a language class >Meet a cute dudette >Exchange phone numbers >She drops me a text >AutismActivated.exe 6 KB JPG >I replied saying "My mom told me not to talk to strangers, go away!" >She replied saying "It's okay momma's boy" >l again replied saying "Bu bu but . .mooom ... EER said" >She cut me off and replied "You dumbass sissy, I like you, but now, I don't like you!" and stopped texting me >She was the only woman in my life who liked me, but I grandly f----- it up by being autistic >gg momma's boy
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)13:57:41 No.863916160 >Be me, a dude >Join a language class >Meet a cute dudette >Exchange phone numbers >She drops me a text >AutismActivated.exe 6 KB JPG >I replied saying "My mom told me not to talk to strangers, go away!" >She replied saying "It's okay momma's boy" >l again replied saying "Bu bu but . .mooom ... EER said" >She cut me off and replied "You dumbass sissy, I like you, but now, I don't like you!" and stopped texting me >She was the only woman in my life who liked me, but I grandly f----- it up by being autistic >gg momma's boy

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Outside the Strike Zone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)00:25:17 No.65539271 >taking my dog on walk >pick up his poop in a bag because l'm not a lazy degenerate >walking home >forgot keys >need to ring doorbell so dad will open the 76 KB PNG door >for some reason, I think to throw the bag of poop at the doorbell to set it off >throw it way too wide >it hits the window >the bag splits open and slowly rolls down the window >leaving a smearline of s--- the whole way down >dad opens the door and tells me to clean it up and quit being retarded Am I really retarded? I just thought it would be a cool trick to hit the doorbell by throwing somthing at it.
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)00:25:17 No.65539271 >taking my dog on walk >pick up his poop in a bag because l'm not a lazy degenerate >walking home >forgot keys >need to ring doorbell so dad will open the 76 KB PNG door >for some reason, I think to throw the bag of poop at the doorbell to set it off >throw it way too wide >it hits the window >the bag splits open and slowly rolls down the window >leaving a smearline of s--- the whole way down >dad opens the door and tells me to clean it up and quit being retarded Am I really retarded? I just thought it would be a cool trick to hit the doorbell by throwing somthing at it.

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Anon shits himself | /r/Greentext

>be me >smoked a bowl of some good s--- (homegrown) >decide to take a nice hot shower with makthaverskan playing on my phone 12 KB JPG >ahhh... >this feels absolutely spectacular >l am so relaxed it's not even human >so relaxed I have to take a s--- >I don't even bother to get out of the shower cuz I feel so good >I don't even spread my asscheeks >I liquid diarrhea right then and there and slide it to the drain with my foot >I feel like an absolute god
>be me >smoked a bowl of some good s--- (homegrown) >decide to take a nice hot shower with makthaverskan playing on my phone 12 KB JPG >ahhh... >this feels absolutely spectacular >l am so relaxed it's not even human >so relaxed I have to take a s--- >I don't even bother to get out of the shower cuz I feel so good >I don't even spread my asscheeks >I liquid diarrhea right then and there and slide it to the drain with my foot >I feel like an absolute god

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Anon is definitely straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)23:40:57 No.65186134 >tfw can't use public toilet because gay guys get turned on by the smell of s--- Ahh Toar 75 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)23:40:57 No.65186134 >tfw can't use public toilet because gay guys get turned on by the smell of s--- Ahh Toar 75 KB PNG

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Eye in the Sky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)01:24:57 No.65539610 BASED JANNY >Be me, janitor >Clean university toilets every night >One day get a DEVILISH(TM) idea >Buy cheap chinese spy cameras from aliexpress >Couple months later they arrive 4 KB PNG >Plant them in the air vents of the female changing rooms >They motion detect and record to a micro SD card >Every couple weeks I change the SD card and download all the footage to my computer >Get tons of videos of hot college girls stripping naked >Never open a p--- site again I am the god-emperor of JANNIES.
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)01:24:57 No.65539610 BASED JANNY >Be me, janitor >Clean university toilets every night >One day get a DEVILISH(TM) idea >Buy cheap chinese spy cameras from aliexpress >Couple months later they arrive 4 KB PNG >Plant them in the air vents of the female changing rooms >They motion detect and record to a micro SD card >Every couple weeks I change the SD card and download all the footage to my computer >Get tons of videos of hot college girls stripping naked >Never open a p--- site again I am the god-emperor of JANNIES.

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Anon is a true patriot | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:21:40 No.155283418 >Be American >Someone's dog puts one millimeter of their paw on your lawn >Waddle out the door with a fully automatic rifle >THATS *wheeze* MAH PROPERTY >Dog is long gone now, halfway down the street >Jump on mobility scooter which groans under the weight >I HAVE A RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DEFEND MYSELF >Dog is now playing with a child >I AM UNDER DISTRESS >Fire off 30 shots, hitting both the child and dog >THIS IS MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT >Ambulance arrives >Medics(sponsored by McDonald's) roll out the door >Police (sponsored by Doritos) use their shart to propel themselves out the door >YEEEAAP SON, THIS WAS SEALF DEE FEANCE >ambulance takes away the gun for repairs >Get sentenced to 20 years for not tipping the medics >>155283488 # >»155283541 # >>155283759 # >>155284034 # >155284037 # >>155284316 # >>155284334 # >>155284441 # >>155284646 #
:Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:21:40 No.155283418 >Be American >Someone's dog puts one millimeter of their paw on your lawn >Waddle out the door with a fully automatic rifle >THATS *wheeze* MAH PROPERTY >Dog is long gone now, halfway down the street >Jump on mobility scooter which groans under the weight >I HAVE A RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DEFEND MYSELF >Dog is now playing with a child >I AM UNDER DISTRESS >Fire off 30 shots, hitting both the child and dog >THIS IS MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT >Ambulance arrives >Medics(sponsored by McDonald's) roll out the door >Police (sponsored by Doritos) use their shart to propel themselves out the door >YEEEAAP SON, THIS WAS SEALF DEE FEANCE >ambulance takes away the gun for repairs >Get sentenced to 20 years for not tipping the medics >>155283488 # >»155283541 # >>155283759 # >>155284034 # >155284037 # >>155284316 # >>155284334 # >>155284441 # >>155284646 #

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anon is no longer immersed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:02:15 No.65029708 >jacking off to vr p--- to get more immersed >"omg your d--- is huge" >illusion ruined 5 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:02:15 No.65029708 >jacking off to vr p--- to get more immersed >"omg your d--- is huge" >illusion ruined 5 KB PNG

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Anon goes back to school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:57:14 No.65335239 >walk into class >your crush is tied up like this what do you do? 38 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:58:09 No.65335246 >>65339998 # : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:59:20 No.65335252 >>65340295 # : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:59:25 No.65335254 >>65335264 # >>65339074 # : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)23:00:24 No.65335263 I'm back in school again? I do things right this time. I do all my homework, I study hard, I go to a cheap college, I get a good degree, I start a middle class career, I make my family proud.
: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:57:14 No.65335239 >walk into class >your crush is tied up like this what do you do? 38 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:58:09 No.65335246 >>65339998 # : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:59:20 No.65335252 >>65340295 # : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)22:59:25 No.65335254 >>65335264 # >>65339074 # : Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)23:00:24 No.65335263 I'm back in school again? I do things right this time. I do all my homework, I study hard, I go to a cheap college, I get a good degree, I start a middle class career, I make my family proud.

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Anon gets on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)07:20:34 No.65540871 >be me today >wake up >drink coffe >exercise for 1 hour >feelin good >go on r9k >read 1 thread 144 KB PNG >instant depression and feeling of hopelessness >start feeling hatred for women NO F--- YOU ASSHOLES IM NOT GONNA FALL FOR YOUR STUPID TRAP YOU ONLY WANT TO MAKE ME FALL I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IM GONNA MAKE IT YOURE A JUST BUNCH OF MASOCHISTIC CRINGELORDS F--- YOU
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)07:20:34 No.65540871 >be me today >wake up >drink coffe >exercise for 1 hour >feelin good >go on r9k >read 1 thread 144 KB PNG >instant depression and feeling of hopelessness >start feeling hatred for women NO F--- YOU ASSHOLES IM NOT GONNA FALL FOR YOUR STUPID TRAP YOU ONLY WANT TO MAKE ME FALL I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IM GONNA MAKE IT YOURE A JUST BUNCH OF MASOCHISTIC CRINGELORDS F--- YOU

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anon joins a local club | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF
Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF

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