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Anonymous 159 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)01:00:07 No.884258465 I hate my ancestors /b/ >dad's side of ancestors were slave owners >w-- I'm so f------ mad. How did my ancestors get to own slaves but my dad is a f------ wendys manager at age 57? Between the slave owners and me, someone f----- up so bad that now not only are we all going to hell for the slave owning sins but we couldn't even retain our slavery wealth to enjoy in this world. I was robbed of my white privilege.
Anonymous 159 KB JPG 08/21/22(Sun)01:00:07 No.884258465 I hate my ancestors /b/ >dad's side of ancestors were slave owners >w-- I'm so f------ mad. How did my ancestors get to own slaves but my dad is a f------ wendys manager at age 57? Between the slave owners and me, someone f----- up so bad that now not only are we all going to hell for the slave owning sins but we couldn't even retain our slavery wealth to enjoy in this world. I was robbed of my white privilege.

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Anon becomes a Mythbuster. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: crM7MEMI) + 14 KB JPG Jews btfo 05/18/21(Tue)20:48:08 No.322186143 Have idea just now >remember rule 34 >"if it exists there is p--- of it" >decide to search rule 34 for holocaust >no images with that tag >must not have happened. >mfw I accidentally prove holocaust is not real
Anonymous (ID: crM7MEMI) + 14 KB JPG Jews btfo 05/18/21(Tue)20:48:08 No.322186143 Have idea just now >remember rule 34 >"if it exists there is p--- of it" >decide to search rule 34 for holocaust >no images with that tag >must not have happened. >mfw I accidentally prove holocaust is not real

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day in the life of a Minecraft dev | /r/Greentext

MOJANG STUDIOS Mojang-new-logo.jpg 33 KB JPG >be me >Mojang employee >See new hire at office >Pronouns are He/Him >Morning meeting >Discuss games we've played and anime we've watched >Discuss unions within the industry and under Microsoft >Start working, my team is working on a new mob >The 500 of us make six figures and have spent 2 years working on this mob and a skin pack which we'll charge $29.99 for >After an hour and 15 minutes of work I collapse and have to be put on fluid >Manager apologizes with gay sex >Together we shoot a video on the effects of crunch in gaming
MOJANG STUDIOS Mojang-new-logo.jpg 33 KB JPG >be me >Mojang employee >See new hire at office >Pronouns are He/Him >Morning meeting >Discuss games we've played and anime we've watched >Discuss unions within the industry and under Microsoft >Start working, my team is working on a new mob >The 500 of us make six figures and have spent 2 years working on this mob and a skin pack which we'll charge $29.99 for >After an hour and 15 minutes of work I collapse and have to be put on fluid >Manager apologizes with gay sex >Together we shoot a video on the effects of crunch in gaming

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anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

-]curls.jpg (636 KB, 1983x2644) igdb google Anonymous 07/17/13(Wed)17:23 my kid doesn't want to lift, what gives?
-]curls.jpg (636 KB, 1983x2644) igdb google Anonymous 07/17/13(Wed)17:23 my kid doesn't want to lift, what gives?

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Born and bred | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Rough gay sex Bottom text 132 KB JPG 11/01/22(Tue)07:12:16 No.70813149 >be me 19 year old bottom f-- >have conservative dad who hate I'm a f-- >wont do s--- cuz his a manlett while i have the superior tall genes >decide one day he needs to learn a lesson >go on grindr and find a decent looking guy to invite over >Make sure he f---- me on the couch so dad can see when he gets home >dad walks in on me getting my ass f----- and calling the guy daddy while he plowes my ass Take that dad. Im better than you, stronger taller and now your bloodline dies with me. The only breeding going on will be other guys breeding my ass.
: Anonymous Rough gay sex Bottom text 132 KB JPG 11/01/22(Tue)07:12:16 No.70813149 >be me 19 year old bottom f-- >have conservative dad who hate I'm a f-- >wont do s--- cuz his a manlett while i have the superior tall genes >decide one day he needs to learn a lesson >go on grindr and find a decent looking guy to invite over >Make sure he f---- me on the couch so dad can see when he gets home >dad walks in on me getting my ass f----- and calling the guy daddy while he plowes my ass Take that dad. Im better than you, stronger taller and now your bloodline dies with me. The only breeding going on will be other guys breeding my ass.

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Anon has a sword | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 05/25/19(Sat)19:55:46 No.800614487 >be me >Texan >Law passed allowing sword open carry >Carry broadsword >Get challenged to a duel with some scrawny white weeb with a katana >Call his sword trash and a waste of one sheet of metal >He "Jutsus" and I just stare >f------ breaking his katana in two and run my blade through his neck >mfw fuels are legal >mfw I'm good at dueling
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 05/25/19(Sat)19:55:46 No.800614487 >be me >Texan >Law passed allowing sword open carry >Carry broadsword >Get challenged to a duel with some scrawny white weeb with a katana >Call his sword trash and a waste of one sheet of metal >He "Jutsus" and I just stare >f------ breaking his katana in two and run my blade through his neck >mfw fuels are legal >mfw I'm good at dueling

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Anon is fun at parties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB JPG 01/19/19(Sat)19:28:59 No.50517462 >Oh, s---, whats good Anon! I didn't know you were coming out to the club tonight! Anonymous >>50517462 (OP) # >haha what's up my n----- 01/19/19(Sat) 19:30:05 No.50517481
Anonymous 69 KB JPG 01/19/19(Sat)19:28:59 No.50517462 >Oh, s---, whats good Anon! I didn't know you were coming out to the club tonight! Anonymous >>50517462 (OP) # >haha what's up my n----- 01/19/19(Sat) 19:30:05 No.50517481

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The Cycle Must Continue | /r/Greentext

38 KB JPG >have rodent problem because rural area >gotten to the point where it's not surprising to see one out scampering on my deck >ask dad for help because he's a bigger hick than me >"get a bucket" >ok >tells me to pick one out of my glue traps and put it in the bucket >tells me to wait three days >this is where I should have stopped but it was to the point traps were ineffective at culling them all >tells me to put another, preferably smaller rat in the bucket with the now starving rat >do it >hungry rat latches to small rat, its over before he can realize whats happening >what have i done >dad says the rat is now cannibal and will hunt the other rats >past the point of no return so just let it go >two weeks pass >it actually f------ started killing and eating a bunch of them >notice multiple rats attacking each other >it has bred >my property is now chaos of rodents tearing each other apart >population of normal rats has been replaced by cannibal infighting rats that I have to deal with >catch another one >put it in a bucket
38 KB JPG >have rodent problem because rural area >gotten to the point where it's not surprising to see one out scampering on my deck >ask dad for help because he's a bigger hick than me >"get a bucket" >ok >tells me to pick one out of my glue traps and put it in the bucket >tells me to wait three days >this is where I should have stopped but it was to the point traps were ineffective at culling them all >tells me to put another, preferably smaller rat in the bucket with the now starving rat >do it >hungry rat latches to small rat, its over before he can realize whats happening >what have i done >dad says the rat is now cannibal and will hunt the other rats >past the point of no return so just let it go >two weeks pass >it actually f------ started killing and eating a bunch of them >notice multiple rats attacking each other >it has bred >my property is now chaos of rodents tearing each other apart >population of normal rats has been replaced by cannibal infighting rats that I have to deal with >catch another one >put it in a bucket

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Rate Anon’s Gaming Setup | /r/Greentext

Board /v/ - Video Games jealous? Anonymous 114 KB JPG C60XaxaU0AAtfMa.jpg 162 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home >>614002012 (OP) # SAUSIE 10/03/22(Mon)09:54:00 No.614002113 >>614002303 # >>614002329 # >>614002521 # >>614002564 # >>614002846 # >>614003279 # >>614003471 # >>614003814 # >>614004138 # >>614004165 # >>614004282 # >>614004506 # >>614005305 # >>614005905 # >>614006245 # 61400109 # >>614010029 # >>614010935 #
Board /v/ - Video Games jealous? Anonymous 114 KB JPG C60XaxaU0AAtfMa.jpg 162 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home >>614002012 (OP) # SAUSIE 10/03/22(Mon)09:54:00 No.614002113 >>614002303 # >>614002329 # >>614002521 # >>614002564 # >>614002846 # >>614003279 # >>614003471 # >>614003814 # >>614004138 # >>614004165 # >>614004282 # >>614004506 # >>614005305 # >>614005905 # >>614006245 # 61400109 # >>614010029 # >>614010935 #

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Anon is a failure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing
Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Anon finds out he's autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 96 KB JPG 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no
Anonymous 96 KB JPG 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being hugged >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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Anon realizes | /r/Greentext

↓↓ Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous General Autismo 49 KB JPG ▾ 07/29/14(Tue)04:54:29 15 14:30 Settings Home No.27856942 This is my story, /fit/. >in college class >have to do project that requires me to go to Navy SEAL museum ~20 miles away >go to front desk >cute clerk is standing there >ask for curator >decide to bring grandpa because he's cool and he wanted to donate an old ammo box >older guy walks out and my grandpa fills out some paperwork >make small talk with grill, I'm not charming but I made her laugh once or twice >tell curator about my project >he gives me enough information to do a project on >tell him I need someone from the museum to call my professor as proof as I was there >clerk says she could give me her personal number and she could call the professor >decline and say it would look better coming from the curator >for the entire ride home, my grandpa stares at me like pic related >drop him off >think about why he stared at me like that >realize what I've done 1 post omitted View Thre
↓↓ Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous General Autismo 49 KB JPG ▾ 07/29/14(Tue)04:54:29 15 14:30 Settings Home No.27856942 This is my story, /fit/. >in college class >have to do project that requires me to go to Navy SEAL museum ~20 miles away >go to front desk >cute clerk is standing there >ask for curator >decide to bring grandpa because he's cool and he wanted to donate an old ammo box >older guy walks out and my grandpa fills out some paperwork >make small talk with grill, I'm not charming but I made her laugh once or twice >tell curator about my project >he gives me enough information to do a project on >tell him I need someone from the museum to call my professor as proof as I was there >clerk says she could give me her personal number and she could call the professor >decline and say it would look better coming from the curator >for the entire ride home, my grandpa stares at me like pic related >drop him off >think about why he stared at me like that >realize what I've done 1 post omitted View Thre

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Anon sucks at history. | /r/Greentext

142 KB PNG >WW1: started by Serbia >WW2: started by Poland >now: Russia gearing up to invade Ukraine Slavs, please stop starting world wars that destroy Europe.
142 KB PNG >WW1: started by Serbia >WW2: started by Poland >now: Russia gearing up to invade Ukraine Slavs, please stop starting world wars that destroy Europe.

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Anon believes in superior race | /r/Greentext

olkil PODA ga A mu:IN **** Anonymous 10/30/22(Sun)17:19:40 No.4806140 ► >>4806268 >>4805810 The image of a White man breaking the rules and climbing to safety while a sea of Asians walk towards their doom is a metaphor of the highest order. This is the superlative manifestation of the European Spirit on an individual level. He is an explorer, fighter, and conquerer all in one. He explores a direction no one else went in. He fought against the social pressure to conform and march forward. He conquered his environment. Most of all, though, he is a survivor. This is Whiteness.
olkil PODA ga A mu:IN **** Anonymous 10/30/22(Sun)17:19:40 No.4806140 ► >>4806268 >>4805810 The image of a White man breaking the rules and climbing to safety while a sea of Asians walk towards their doom is a metaphor of the highest order. This is the superlative manifestation of the European Spirit on an individual level. He is an explorer, fighter, and conquerer all in one. He explores a direction no one else went in. He fought against the social pressure to conform and march forward. He conquered his environment. Most of all, though, he is a survivor. This is Whiteness.

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Anon gets a delivery | /r/Greentext

amazon Anonymous No.703960114 20 minutes ago >be me >go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn) >add my s--- to cart >see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X >claims to deliver your order i 10 minutes or less >think its b------- >free trial so i use it anyway >checkout >10 minutes go by >think "i knew it was too good to be true" >Knock knock, open up the door, it's real >With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel >mfw >X gonna give it to ya >F--- waitin' for you to get it on your own >X gonna deliver to ya 10 replies
amazon Anonymous No.703960114 20 minutes ago >be me >go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn) >add my s--- to cart >see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X >claims to deliver your order i 10 minutes or less >think its b------- >free trial so i use it anyway >checkout >10 minutes go by >think "i knew it was too good to be true" >Knock knock, open up the door, it's real >With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel >mfw >X gonna give it to ya >F--- waitin' for you to get it on your own >X gonna deliver to ya 10 replies

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Anon's gf is special | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AUTISM IS MY SUPERNE 29 KB JPG 11/01/22(Tue)08:27:37 No.70812869 I think my gf is retarded boys >be me, yesterday >see a cool thing so want to show gf >"babe" >she doesn't turn around >repeat it like 5x, she never turns around even though she can definitely hear me >grab onto her arm and she finally turns around >"I said babe like 10 times why fifnt you turn around" >she looks me dead in the eyes >"I thought you were saying beyblade" >mfw
: Anonymous AUTISM IS MY SUPERNE 29 KB JPG 11/01/22(Tue)08:27:37 No.70812869 I think my gf is retarded boys >be me, yesterday >see a cool thing so want to show gf >"babe" >she doesn't turn around >repeat it like 5x, she never turns around even though she can definitely hear me >grab onto her arm and she finally turns around >"I said babe like 10 times why fifnt you turn around" >she looks me dead in the eyes >"I thought you were saying beyblade" >mfw

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It’s that simpel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous akmatur 14 KB JPG >profit 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences
: Anonymous akmatur 14 KB JPG >profit 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences

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The Military.... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)13:15:24 No.68285180 Is the military the best robot career? They: >cook for you >house you >clothed you >provide you health/dental 51 KB JPG care >force you to stay physically fit >give you money to buy vidya The only thing you need to do is: >take orders like a robot >do your job exactly as they say with no deviations What are the downsides from a robot's perspective?
: Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)13:15:24 No.68285180 Is the military the best robot career? They: >cook for you >house you >clothed you >provide you health/dental 51 KB JPG care >force you to stay physically fit >give you money to buy vidya The only thing you need to do is: >take orders like a robot >do your job exactly as they say with no deviations What are the downsides from a robot's perspective?

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