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File: Lordvoldemort.jpg (12 KB, 375x265) Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:42:10 No.208285881 >>208285950 >>208286125 >>208286647 >>208287278>>208287399 >>208288340 >>208288475 >>208288595 >>208291908 >>208293944 >>208295125 >>208295439 >>208295745 >>208301598 >>208302816 >>208304089 >>208304256 >>208304641 >Couldn't kill a baby >Couldn't kill an 11 year old who just learned he was a wizard >Couldn't kill a 14 year old who was in one of his first duels >Couldn't kill three 17 year olds camping in the woods >Couldn't take over a f------ school >Couldn't beat a 100 year old gay wizard who could barely walk >Was too retarded to just make a Horcrux out of a rock and bury it in a random place in some forest >Most likely homosexual Why was Lord Voldemort so feared? Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:43:15 No.208285911 Women can't write. Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:43:50 No.208285926 Plot armor of mc trumps bad guy's skills as usual Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:45:09 No.208285950 >>208285881 (OP) >saved by the eldritch force of love >saved by the eldritch force of love again >saved by destiny giving him the same wand >saved by obscurity >he has no excuse for this one >>208291287 >>208299596 >>208304726 >>208288001 >>208287899 >he did, his horcrux took his arm, then another horcrux's protections weakened him enough that snape had to kill him to preserve his cover >he probably did, just wait for harry potter 8 >he did, he has a daughter in the non canon play sequel ☐ Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:46:52 No.208285986 File: maxresdefault (5).jpg (51 KB, 1280×720) >>208287708 >>208298936 >"HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR M------------ NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU F------ F-----!? YOU RETARD!?? YOU F------ P------------! 2000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!!!!!!! ANSWER ME! DID YOU PUT YOUR F------ NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!??? SEVERUS PLEASE....HOLD HIM DOWN! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!" -Dumbledore asked calmly
File: Lordvoldemort.jpg (12 KB, 375x265) Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:42:10 No.208285881 >>208285950 >>208286125 >>208286647 >>208287278>>208287399 >>208288340 >>208288475 >>208288595 >>208291908 >>208293944 >>208295125 >>208295439 >>208295745 >>208301598 >>208302816 >>208304089 >>208304256 >>208304641 >Couldn't kill a baby >Couldn't kill an 11 year old who just learned he was a wizard >Couldn't kill a 14 year old who was in one of his first duels >Couldn't kill three 17 year olds camping in the woods >Couldn't take over a f------ school >Couldn't beat a 100 year old gay wizard who could barely walk >Was too retarded to just make a Horcrux out of a rock and bury it in a random place in some forest >Most likely homosexual Why was Lord Voldemort so feared? Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:43:15 No.208285911 Women can't write. Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:43:50 No.208285926 Plot armor of mc trumps bad guy's skills as usual Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:45:09 No.208285950 >>208285881 (OP) >saved by the eldritch force of love >saved by the eldritch force of love again >saved by destiny giving him the same wand >saved by obscurity >he has no excuse for this one >>208291287 >>208299596 >>208304726 >>208288001 >>208287899 >he did, his horcrux took his arm, then another horcrux's protections weakened him enough that snape had to kill him to preserve his cover >he probably did, just wait for harry potter 8 >he did, he has a daughter in the non canon play sequel ☐ Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)15:46:52 No.208285986 File: maxresdefault (5).jpg (51 KB, 1280×720) >>208287708 >>208298936 >"HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR M------------ NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU F------ F-----!? YOU RETARD!?? YOU F------ P------------! 2000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!!!!!!! ANSWER ME! DID YOU PUT YOUR F------ NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!??? SEVERUS PLEASE....HOLD HIM DOWN! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!" -Dumbledore asked calmly

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18:16 10309 Board /out/ - Outdoors ▼Settings Mobile Ho pridvertise on renunj Anonymous I turned my church into a hiki(...) 01/25/25(Sat) 06:26:25 No.28022 × FILE DELETED >start going to church so I can actually socialize >after attending for about 3 months straight, miss day because a hiking trip went a little too long on Saturday and I didn't feel like going to church on 2 hours of sleep >next week church granny checks in on me >asks if I'm alright, if I need any help, if there was some emergency last Sunday, etc. >tell her no, I just hiked a little too long >gives some churchy reply like "well we can't have you missing worship left and right just because of some trees" >pull a churchy response straight out of my ass an say something along the lines of "I think it's better praise the Lord while among his creations, not whil locked away from them in a building" >she steps back in dramatized shock and goes dee into thought >sermon starts and pastor goes into his topic for the week >at the end of the sermon pastor asks if anyone ha anything they'd like to add >church granny springs up and tells everyone what told her, but dramatizes it obviously >finishes it by telling the pastor she thinks the church should do a monthly hike >pastor acts like the holy spirit gave him a h------ and shouts about how f------ amazing of an idea that is >puts me in charge of the hiking trips >choose flat, short trails because old people >can hardly walk 10 feet without hearing camera shutters or "hallelujah", "lordy lordy" "praise God", "thank you God", or something else like that
18:16 10309 Board /out/ - Outdoors ▼Settings Mobile Ho pridvertise on renunj Anonymous I turned my church into a hiki(...) 01/25/25(Sat) 06:26:25 No.28022 × FILE DELETED >start going to church so I can actually socialize >after attending for about 3 months straight, miss day because a hiking trip went a little too long on Saturday and I didn't feel like going to church on 2 hours of sleep >next week church granny checks in on me >asks if I'm alright, if I need any help, if there was some emergency last Sunday, etc. >tell her no, I just hiked a little too long >gives some churchy reply like "well we can't have you missing worship left and right just because of some trees" >pull a churchy response straight out of my ass an say something along the lines of "I think it's better praise the Lord while among his creations, not whil locked away from them in a building" >she steps back in dramatized shock and goes dee into thought >sermon starts and pastor goes into his topic for the week >at the end of the sermon pastor asks if anyone ha anything they'd like to add >church granny springs up and tells everyone what told her, but dramatizes it obviously >finishes it by telling the pastor she thinks the church should do a monthly hike >pastor acts like the holy spirit gave him a h------ and shouts about how f------ amazing of an idea that is >puts me in charge of the hiking trips >choose flat, short trails because old people >can hardly walk 10 feet without hearing camera shutters or "hallelujah", "lordy lordy" "praise God", "thank you God", or something else like that

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File: smug-retard.jpg (362 KB, 1400x788) Pilal Place F overed MINUI F2 ØDE Pirate Software Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)16:59:30 No.103239789 >nepo baby who got a job at blizzard through his father red >brags about having 20 years of gamedev experience when he was just a QA tester >furry who used to go by "maldavius figtree" >spams youtube shorts by dropping asinine trivial coding "knowledge" >pretends he's an elite game developer and master hacker >still hasn't released his gamemaker undertale clone after 8 years >smug know-it-all >will often talk s--- about other people and not back it up or elaborate >lied about stop killing games and smeared anyone supporting it >insists that people call him "Thor" instead of his real name >talks in a fake deep voice >got called out on it when older videos of him at comic-con leaked where his real voice was nasally >defends it by saying he went through a "second puberty" at age 33 >loses his mind and will ban you if you mention any of this >will report any videos and comments that mention any of this because it's "harassment" I hate seeing this smug retard's face everywhere
File: smug-retard.jpg (362 KB, 1400x788) Pilal Place F overed MINUI F2 ØDE Pirate Software Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)16:59:30 No.103239789 >nepo baby who got a job at blizzard through his father red >brags about having 20 years of gamedev experience when he was just a QA tester >furry who used to go by "maldavius figtree" >spams youtube shorts by dropping asinine trivial coding "knowledge" >pretends he's an elite game developer and master hacker >still hasn't released his gamemaker undertale clone after 8 years >smug know-it-all >will often talk s--- about other people and not back it up or elaborate >lied about stop killing games and smeared anyone supporting it >insists that people call him "Thor" instead of his real name >talks in a fake deep voice >got called out on it when older videos of him at comic-con leaked where his real voice was nasally >defends it by saying he went through a "second puberty" at age 33 >loses his mind and will ban you if you mention any of this >will report any videos and comments that mention any of this because it's "harassment" I hate seeing this smug retard's face everywhere

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r/greentext in 2036 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.
Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.

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Anonymous [*] HINDI (हिन्दी) FILIPINO (Wikang Filipino) 01/31/25(Fri)04:43:54 No.207305506 >millions of filipinos flood canada in the 2010s >nobody cares >millions of jeets flood canada in the 2020s >everyone gets p----- off, even liberal white women turn racist 124 KB JPG explain this phenomenom Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)04:49:08 No.207305640 filipinos actually integrate in every instance i've encountered them in the west rapists of india do not >>207305727 # >>207311237 # Anonymous >>207305640 # Asians have humility 01/31/25(Fri)04:51:24 No.207305727 Indians never know the meaning of the word "no". They always go after what they want regardless. Unironically helps them get jobs but with women it makes them r---- >>207306406 # >>207307051 # >>207311147 #
Anonymous [*] HINDI (हिन्दी) FILIPINO (Wikang Filipino) 01/31/25(Fri)04:43:54 No.207305506 >millions of filipinos flood canada in the 2010s >nobody cares >millions of jeets flood canada in the 2020s >everyone gets p----- off, even liberal white women turn racist 124 KB JPG explain this phenomenom Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)04:49:08 No.207305640 filipinos actually integrate in every instance i've encountered them in the west rapists of india do not >>207305727 # >>207311237 # Anonymous >>207305640 # Asians have humility 01/31/25(Fri)04:51:24 No.207305727 Indians never know the meaning of the word "no". They always go after what they want regardless. Unironically helps them get jobs but with women it makes them r---- >>207306406 # >>207307051 # >>207311147 #

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Charged drink | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 743 KB PNG 09/27/21(Mon)16:18:08 No.65540654 >take the chemical components of meth and modify them slightly so it ain't illegal anymore >put this chemical into an energy drink and sell it >everytime they ban it just modify it slithly again Imagine the outrage this would create. The marketing would do itself
: Anonymous 743 KB PNG 09/27/21(Mon)16:18:08 No.65540654 >take the chemical components of meth and modify them slightly so it ain't illegal anymore >put this chemical into an energy drink and sell it >everytime they ban it just modify it slithly again Imagine the outrage this would create. The marketing would do itself

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Japan vs United States: Culture War | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My Teen Romantic Con SNAFU AMERICAN 01/31/25(Fri)01:14:18 No.275691637 >Anime romcoms: No sex scenes, PIE handholding and kissing at most >American romcoms: Lots of sex scenes and fanservice Can someone explain this? 2.16 MB PNG
: Anonymous My Teen Romantic Con SNAFU AMERICAN 01/31/25(Fri)01:14:18 No.275691637 >Anime romcoms: No sex scenes, PIE handholding and kissing at most >American romcoms: Lots of sex scenes and fanservice Can someone explain this? 2.16 MB PNG

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Anon Likes Character Tropes | /r/Greentext

File: strongest Fire emblem player.png (3.7 MB, 2518x1462) Elise T-t-twenty push-ups? Like, in a row?! Is that even possible? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:42:23 No.701696925 >>701697169 >>701697806 >>701698005 >>>701698313 >>701698352 >>701699713 >>701700913 >>701701718 >>701704079 >>701704956 >>701705173 >>701711114 >RPG gives you frail sissy weak healer at the start >secretly shes one of the strongest characters in the entire game love this trope ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:59:27 No.701698064 >>701698589 >>701698816 File: 'stang and 'lly.jpg (354 KB, 1920x1080) PYGMALION >game gives you p------------ gun that can barely kill a single zombie >secretly its the most based weapon in the entire game ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:08:54 No.701698703 >rpg gives you a muscular badass barbarian lady >she secretly has the lowest strength in the game >>701699070 ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:23:22 No. 701699713 ►>>701699882 File: Berookie.jpg (1.97 MB, 4000x2400) Beruka I brought the poison like you asked. Do want to taste it? A sip won't kill you. >>701696925 (OP) >RPG gives you an autistic girl with a tragic backstory >You have to work hard to earn that smile Love this little s--- like you wouldn't believe. >> ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri) 15:19:37 No. 701706863 File: GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOAH.png (25 KB, 240x160) but if you lose it's all over. your life, you >>701706905 The game is taunting me >> Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)15:20:23 No. 701706905 >>701706863 People die when they are killed. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)21:39:59 No.701724535 ►>>701725126 the very idea that Engage could be someone's first FE game makes me shudder.
File: strongest Fire emblem player.png (3.7 MB, 2518x1462) Elise T-t-twenty push-ups? Like, in a row?! Is that even possible? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:42:23 No.701696925 >>701697169 >>701697806 >>701698005 >>>701698313 >>701698352 >>701699713 >>701700913 >>701701718 >>701704079 >>701704956 >>701705173 >>701711114 >RPG gives you frail sissy weak healer at the start >secretly shes one of the strongest characters in the entire game love this trope ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:59:27 No.701698064 >>701698589 >>701698816 File: 'stang and 'lly.jpg (354 KB, 1920x1080) PYGMALION >game gives you p------------ gun that can barely kill a single zombie >secretly its the most based weapon in the entire game ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:08:54 No.701698703 >rpg gives you a muscular badass barbarian lady >she secretly has the lowest strength in the game >>701699070 ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:23:22 No. 701699713 ►>>701699882 File: Berookie.jpg (1.97 MB, 4000x2400) Beruka I brought the poison like you asked. Do want to taste it? A sip won't kill you. >>701696925 (OP) >RPG gives you an autistic girl with a tragic backstory >You have to work hard to earn that smile Love this little s--- like you wouldn't believe. >> ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri) 15:19:37 No. 701706863 File: GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOAH.png (25 KB, 240x160) but if you lose it's all over. your life, you >>701706905 The game is taunting me >> Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)15:20:23 No. 701706905 >>701706863 People die when they are killed. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)21:39:59 No.701724535 ►>>701725126 the very idea that Engage could be someone's first FE game makes me shudder.

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Anon got tired | /r/Greentext

Anonymous P--- in Boots 87 KB JPG 02/18/23(Sat) 02:07:52 No.894528033 >have a little brother >Bro is 12 >decide to take him to the cinema since he really wanted to watch some generic Shrek cat movie and our parents are too busy >The movie turned out to be surprisingly good, little bro seemed excited throughout >Be happy >Later that week my mother is nagging me to fill a document for her >Have to print it out >Little guy is in school so I use his laptop to download the thing and send it to the printer >Notice his search history >P--- in Boots Death Wolf Big C--- >e621 Death P--- in boots >Tik Tok wolf whistle hot I'm not even sad I'm just tired
Anonymous P--- in Boots 87 KB JPG 02/18/23(Sat) 02:07:52 No.894528033 >have a little brother >Bro is 12 >decide to take him to the cinema since he really wanted to watch some generic Shrek cat movie and our parents are too busy >The movie turned out to be surprisingly good, little bro seemed excited throughout >Be happy >Later that week my mother is nagging me to fill a document for her >Have to print it out >Little guy is in school so I use his laptop to download the thing and send it to the printer >Notice his search history >P--- in Boots Death Wolf Big C--- >e621 Death P--- in boots >Tik Tok wolf whistle hot I'm not even sad I'm just tired

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A decade later, Anon still lives in his parents' basement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)02:12:56 No.16878147 >brain_update.gif >cleaning room >look over stuff on the shelf >all the PS4™ games I haven't touched in years >bloodborne_cover.jpg >remember when it came out >it was in the spring of 2015 >Bloodborne came out TEN(10) years ago, a literal decade ago >mfw
Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)02:12:56 No.16878147 >brain_update.gif >cleaning room >look over stuff on the shelf >all the PS4™ games I haven't touched in years >bloodborne_cover.jpg >remember when it came out >it was in the spring of 2015 >Bloodborne came out TEN(10) years ago, a literal decade ago >mfw

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RPG plotlines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 116 KB JPG >jrpg 01/04/25(Sat) 07:19:08 No.3689380 >kill god with the power of friendship >world liberated, everything is better >wrpg >kill god via legal technicalities >suddenly god shows up (same guy, but a different guy) >"ah, you killed me (him), all part of my plan" >world is still better, somehow There's something to be said about more simple RPG plotlines that japan offers. 117 Replies / 15 Images Anonymous >JRPG View Thread 01/30/25(Thu)12:02:49 No.3706939 >God is too powerful so there is no chance of beating him >Teach him to love his own creation instead That was unexpected
Anonymous 116 KB JPG >jrpg 01/04/25(Sat) 07:19:08 No.3689380 >kill god with the power of friendship >world liberated, everything is better >wrpg >kill god via legal technicalities >suddenly god shows up (same guy, but a different guy) >"ah, you killed me (him), all part of my plan" >world is still better, somehow There's something to be said about more simple RPG plotlines that japan offers. 117 Replies / 15 Images Anonymous >JRPG View Thread 01/30/25(Thu)12:02:49 No.3706939 >God is too powerful so there is no chance of beating him >Teach him to love his own creation instead That was unexpected

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: pY0FL44Z ) Capital Punishment 873 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/30/25(Thu)18:44:26 No.495935845 I am pro capital punishment. But, there is a caveat to that. I am pro capital punishment for criminals considered to do evil deeds. You know, murder, sex offenses, terrorism. I would be more pro capitol punishment if there was more concrete consensus on the method though. I mean really, what do you think makes people "Evil"? Nobody wakes up one day and thinks "Maybe I should be evil" Evil is no something that people just do. From my observation, evil is a product of circumstances or nature. In some way, I think that the evil person is a victim of circumstances and nature. They were either born that way, or they were f----- up during childhood. Not to say that I think they should be spared or anything, but if we were to enact the death penalty on them, should there at least be a non painful way of doing it? I'm very against torture, I think its a breach of human rights. And I think its wrong to torture someone to death because of circumstances or the way they were born caused them to act evil. Why is there such a huge debate about this? I saw a documentary from the US where they were debating the least torturous way to kill someone. N----, you have guns, just shoot them in the head and be done with it. Evil people are a lost cause, just end their misery. Anonymous (ID: 9NlkmcLn) >>495935845 (OP). 01/30/25(Thu)18:45:46 No.495935973 I believe you should be executed for the inherently evil crime of being brown
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: pY0FL44Z ) Capital Punishment 873 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/30/25(Thu)18:44:26 No.495935845 I am pro capital punishment. But, there is a caveat to that. I am pro capital punishment for criminals considered to do evil deeds. You know, murder, sex offenses, terrorism. I would be more pro capitol punishment if there was more concrete consensus on the method though. I mean really, what do you think makes people "Evil"? Nobody wakes up one day and thinks "Maybe I should be evil" Evil is no something that people just do. From my observation, evil is a product of circumstances or nature. In some way, I think that the evil person is a victim of circumstances and nature. They were either born that way, or they were f----- up during childhood. Not to say that I think they should be spared or anything, but if we were to enact the death penalty on them, should there at least be a non painful way of doing it? I'm very against torture, I think its a breach of human rights. And I think its wrong to torture someone to death because of circumstances or the way they were born caused them to act evil. Why is there such a huge debate about this? I saw a documentary from the US where they were debating the least torturous way to kill someone. N----, you have guns, just shoot them in the head and be done with it. Evil people are a lost cause, just end their misery. Anonymous (ID: 9NlkmcLn) >>495935845 (OP). 01/30/25(Thu)18:45:46 No.495935973 I believe you should be executed for the inherently evil crime of being brown

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: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 10% images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah, yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled
: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 10% images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah, yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled

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Anon teaches 4chan about the importance of genetics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hBY/J7ZU) 833 KB PNG 01/14/25(Tue)21:12:34 No.21912219 >have ginger hair >only known at school for my hair color > ridiculed by other guys, ignored by girls >some days get punched >doomed to be lonely >will be lucky to get some dog-faced skank who will just s--- out more ginger children >cycle will repeat >be ginger girl in my class >all the guys fantasize about her pubic hair color >competition to be the first to confirm >everyone treats her like a goddess >laugh at her unfunny jokes >she will eventually get a massive-schlonged thunderchad to give her daily poundings, probably a--- as well >thunderchad DNA will overcome the ginger curse >cycle broken How has something as trivial as hair color determined my future?
Anonymous (ID: hBY/J7ZU) 833 KB PNG 01/14/25(Tue)21:12:34 No.21912219 >have ginger hair >only known at school for my hair color > ridiculed by other guys, ignored by girls >some days get punched >doomed to be lonely >will be lucky to get some dog-faced skank who will just s--- out more ginger children >cycle will repeat >be ginger girl in my class >all the guys fantasize about her pubic hair color >competition to be the first to confirm >everyone treats her like a goddess >laugh at her unfunny jokes >she will eventually get a massive-schlonged thunderchad to give her daily poundings, probably a--- as well >thunderchad DNA will overcome the ginger curse >cycle broken How has something as trivial as hair color determined my future?

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #
Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

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Women are the real chads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women are the real chads 16 KB JPG 01/26/25(Sun)06:11:46 No.80171689 I don't want to admit this because I hate women with every fibre of my being. But women are the real chads. Plain ass looking, run of the mill, mid tier looking bitches will be like: "I want a guy who is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures, has a giant pee pee, and is fit and muscular. Then men like a bunch of pathetic cucks go out and hit the gym in droves, waste their lives hustling to make more money, and do other stupid b------- like mewing, just to get access to a crusty looking 5. Men will then set a very generous and reasonable beauty standard for women to attain and will be like: "Um excuse me ladies uhhh, sorry to be a bother. But we'd like it if um maybe like you weren't morbidly obese maybe. And also, and I don't want to be nuisance, but if maybe like your body count was less than triple digits. And maybe if like umm, and I feel bad saying this, but if umm like uhh you could umm like shave your legs and armpits sometimes." And women are like: "NOOO F--- YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS!!! I'm perfect the way I am. I'll be as fat, disgusting and hairy as I want, and you will f--- me!!! You got that you little incel bitch?!! And then men will just lie down and accept that like a bunch of demoralised cucks, and will end up f------ and dating absolutely horrible looking fatties that they aren't even attracted to, just to get their d--- wet.
Anonymous Women are the real chads 16 KB JPG 01/26/25(Sun)06:11:46 No.80171689 I don't want to admit this because I hate women with every fibre of my being. But women are the real chads. Plain ass looking, run of the mill, mid tier looking bitches will be like: "I want a guy who is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures, has a giant pee pee, and is fit and muscular. Then men like a bunch of pathetic cucks go out and hit the gym in droves, waste their lives hustling to make more money, and do other stupid b------- like mewing, just to get access to a crusty looking 5. Men will then set a very generous and reasonable beauty standard for women to attain and will be like: "Um excuse me ladies uhhh, sorry to be a bother. But we'd like it if um maybe like you weren't morbidly obese maybe. And also, and I don't want to be nuisance, but if maybe like your body count was less than triple digits. And maybe if like umm, and I feel bad saying this, but if umm like uhh you could umm like shave your legs and armpits sometimes." And women are like: "NOOO F--- YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS!!! I'm perfect the way I am. I'll be as fat, disgusting and hairy as I want, and you will f--- me!!! You got that you little incel bitch?!! And then men will just lie down and accept that like a bunch of demoralised cucks, and will end up f------ and dating absolutely horrible looking fatties that they aren't even attracted to, just to get their d--- wet.

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