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Harry Potter and the Irish famine | /r/Greentext


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Anon has been tricked and backstabbed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg| 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg| 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #

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Size Matters | /r/Greentext


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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext


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Is anon the asshole? | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to a hotel | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a dumb dumb. | /r/Greentext


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Anon has poor eyesight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)12:35:40 No.65538355 contacts have ruined me >s----- eyesight so have to wear to glasses >decide to wear contacts since they don't make me look retarded >make foolish choice to take a nap >wake up 3 hours later 305 KB PNG >eyes burning >oh god >feels like someone is actively pissing in my eyes >try to run to bathroom to get these stupid s---- out of my face >vision blinded by ocean of tears >trip >finally make perilous journey to bathroom >desperately claw at my eyes to get these f------ out >they won't come out >stupid suction s--- >use force of a man with nothing to lose >get them out but scared to put them on again, I may not be as lucky next time | contacts are a scam. Heed the warning of a man wronged by them
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)12:35:40 No.65538355 contacts have ruined me >s----- eyesight so have to wear to glasses >decide to wear contacts since they don't make me look retarded >make foolish choice to take a nap >wake up 3 hours later 305 KB PNG >eyes burning >oh god >feels like someone is actively pissing in my eyes >try to run to bathroom to get these stupid s---- out of my face >vision blinded by ocean of tears >trip >finally make perilous journey to bathroom >desperately claw at my eyes to get these f------ out >they won't come out >stupid suction s--- >use force of a man with nothing to lose >get them out but scared to put them on again, I may not be as lucky next time | contacts are a scam. Heed the warning of a man wronged by them

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Impressionistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)05:55:21 No.863896215 > Woke up > Bored bed. > Got the Bright idea to do an IQ test > "some of this questions are difficult" 147 KB JPG > Start rounding up my answers or going with my gut feeling. > Last few questions about shapes and colors make sense > must be where the creative type like myself come out as geniuses > Score 631Q. Am I Retarded /b/?
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)05:55:21 No.863896215 > Woke up > Bored bed. > Got the Bright idea to do an IQ test > "some of this questions are difficult" 147 KB JPG > Start rounding up my answers or going with my gut feeling. > Last few questions about shapes and colors make sense > must be where the creative type like myself come out as geniuses > Score 631Q. Am I Retarded /b/?

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Implying they have sex lmao | /r/Greentext


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Anon beats the system | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext


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Anon's squad is gone | /r/Greentext


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A Hole In One | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)21:40:53 No.65537739 >be me >decide to masturbate in my room >things get a little bit heated and I stick a toothbrush up my butt >my mom walks in and starts yelling at me >she takes the toothbrush away and puts in a plastic baggy 266 KB PNG >she shows it to everyone in our apartment complex just kill me
: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)21:40:53 No.65537739 >be me >decide to masturbate in my room >things get a little bit heated and I stick a toothbrush up my butt >my mom walks in and starts yelling at me >she takes the toothbrush away and puts in a plastic baggy 266 KB PNG >she shows it to everyone in our apartment complex just kill me

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The invisible man | /r/Greentext


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Anon experiences apples right to repair policy | /r/Greentext


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Blind Fury | /r/Greentext


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Anon asks the real questions. | /r/Greentext


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Boys keep swinging | /r/Greentext


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