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Anonymous 87 KB JPG Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:33:55 No.172071133 >I live in the American Gardens building, on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patricia Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. Could a gender flipped American Psycho work? 08/04/22(Thu)09:35:05 No.172071185 this girl kinda looks like….. you know who >>172071287 # >>172071314 # >>172071348 # >>172072268 # >>172073490 # >>172082684 # >>172084778 # >>172085318 #
Anonymous 87 KB JPG Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:33:55 No.172071133 >I live in the American Gardens building, on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patricia Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. Could a gender flipped American Psycho work? 08/04/22(Thu)09:35:05 No.172071185 this girl kinda looks like….. you know who >>172071287 # >>172071314 # >>172071348 # >>172072268 # >>172073490 # >>172082684 # >>172084778 # >>172085318 #

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: Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed)22:26:56 No.67831374 >>67828093 # Hello Friend! Posting cringe? That's okay, it happens to the best of us. It can be be difficult to come up with a thought provoking, well written, grammatically correct post. Here are some tips to help you take in the (You)'s. 91 KB JPG >Include an image with your post. This is an imageboard after all. Even just posting a simple reaction image loosely related to your post can improve the quality of it. >Utilize greentext. Greentexting can be intimating to some first time posters (Especially if you're coming from reddit). Simply highlight the text in the post you want to reply to, then click the post number. This will automatically create a greentext for you of the highlighted text. >Stick to the classics. Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post. Have wonderful day!
: Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed)22:26:56 No.67831374 >>67828093 # Hello Friend! Posting cringe? That's okay, it happens to the best of us. It can be be difficult to come up with a thought provoking, well written, grammatically correct post. Here are some tips to help you take in the (You)'s. 91 KB JPG >Include an image with your post. This is an imageboard after all. Even just posting a simple reaction image loosely related to your post can improve the quality of it. >Utilize greentext. Greentexting can be intimating to some first time posters (Especially if you're coming from reddit). Simply highlight the text in the post you want to reply to, then click the post number. This will automatically create a greentext for you of the highlighted text. >Stick to the classics. Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post. Have wonderful day!

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Anon sprays his ears | /r/Greentext

File: 445-4456048_7966448-pain-(...).jpg (146 KB, 820x885) Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)03:22:51 No.69675344 >be me >grab the hydrogen peroxide spray near my desk >spray into my ears to break down the earwax >almost instantly my ears feel like they're burning >look at the bottle >i didn't grab the hydrogen peroxide >it was the f------ bleach spray i wish for death
File: 445-4456048_7966448-pain-(...).jpg (146 KB, 820x885) Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)03:22:51 No.69675344 >be me >grab the hydrogen peroxide spray near my desk >spray into my ears to break down the earwax >almost instantly my ears feel like they're burning >look at the bottle >i didn't grab the hydrogen peroxide >it was the f------ bleach spray i wish for death

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anon is proud to live in the midwest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (KKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE
Anonymous (ID: (KKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE

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Anon is vergil from devil may cry | /r/Greentext

I am vergil devil may cry Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:10 No.607898771 >be me >want to be vergil devil may cry >get fit like vergil >style my hair like vergil >make my hair white like vergil >only wear vergil outfits >have Vergil's yamato >get plastic surgery to look like vergil >only say things in the voice of vergil >family tries to hold an intervention >I call them scum and leave >Now that I have gotten rid of them I can continue my conquest for power
I am vergil devil may cry Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:10 No.607898771 >be me >want to be vergil devil may cry >get fit like vergil >style my hair like vergil >make my hair white like vergil >only wear vergil outfits >have Vergil's yamato >get plastic surgery to look like vergil >only say things in the voice of vergil >family tries to hold an intervention >I call them scum and leave >Now that I have gotten rid of them I can continue my conquest for power

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Anon was bamboozled by a kids game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FEE Grusha 743 KB JPG 08/03/22 (Wed)09:56:07 No.51098963 SHE IS NOT A GUY YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME THIS IS A GUY. ITS A HER. ITS A SHE. I ALREADY CAME TO HER TWICE SHE CAN'T BE A GUY. IM NOT GAY THIS IS A GIRL A GROWN WOMAN EVEN REPEAT AFTER ME GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLG IRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRL
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Anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.
: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.

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Anon is a degenerate junkie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous stealing from brothers 08/04/22(Thu)10:17:55 No.69675307 45 KB JPG >be me >21 year old drug addict >no job and no intention of getting one >run out of saved up money >need drugs >go to little brothers room when he is not home and steal his Birthday and Christmas money >he eventually catches up >tell him that I owe dangerous people money and will give him his money >"ok anon but pls dont get hurt" >feel bad and want to stop >craving starts kicking in again >steal money again >steal everything over the course of months till he literally is as broke as me >he catches up again and starts crying like literally crying >threatens to tell our parents >beat him into submission and tell him that I will kill him if he tell anyone >he shuts up and promises me not to talk if I give him his money back >beat him again >he no longer wants his money back >crave drugs again >currently stealing from my mother I hate myself and the way I am so much. I made this thread so you can all cuss me out 7 Replies View Thread
Anonymous stealing from brothers 08/04/22(Thu)10:17:55 No.69675307 45 KB JPG >be me >21 year old drug addict >no job and no intention of getting one >run out of saved up money >need drugs >go to little brothers room when he is not home and steal his Birthday and Christmas money >he eventually catches up >tell him that I owe dangerous people money and will give him his money >"ok anon but pls dont get hurt" >feel bad and want to stop >craving starts kicking in again >steal money again >steal everything over the course of months till he literally is as broke as me >he catches up again and starts crying like literally crying >threatens to tell our parents >beat him into submission and tell him that I will kill him if he tell anyone >he shuts up and promises me not to talk if I give him his money back >beat him again >he no longer wants his money back >crave drugs again >currently stealing from my mother I hate myself and the way I am so much. I made this thread so you can all cuss me out 7 Replies View Thread

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Anon ruins his fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)11:51:34 No.883241226 >>883241328 >>883241385 >>883241431 d8e7sww-a4debf5b-6b8d-429(...).jpg (172 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait >Be me >Have huge lactation fetish >Years of fapping to MILFs with milky t--- >Fantasize about being fed >Wife gets pregnant >fuckyeah.jpg >Spend nine months fantasizing about wife's milky bag t--- >Her t--- get bigger >No milk yet, just a few drops of colostrum >Baby comes >Three days later milk really kicks in >Watch her pump 6-8 times a day >Boner every time >A week later she's producing enough to start to stockpile milk >One night 4am sneak out to fridge >Taste milk >...........what. the. f---. >Literally disgusting >Worst f------ thing I've ever drank >Illusion shattered >Fetish gone instantly >Almost gag when my wife pumps >Can't drink regular milk >Breasts no longer attractive at all >MFW
Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)11:51:34 No.883241226 >>883241328 >>883241385 >>883241431 d8e7sww-a4debf5b-6b8d-429(...).jpg (172 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait >Be me >Have huge lactation fetish >Years of fapping to MILFs with milky t--- >Fantasize about being fed >Wife gets pregnant >fuckyeah.jpg >Spend nine months fantasizing about wife's milky bag t--- >Her t--- get bigger >No milk yet, just a few drops of colostrum >Baby comes >Three days later milk really kicks in >Watch her pump 6-8 times a day >Boner every time >A week later she's producing enough to start to stockpile milk >One night 4am sneak out to fridge >Taste milk >...........what. the. f---. >Literally disgusting >Worst f------ thing I've ever drank >Illusion shattered >Fetish gone instantly >Almost gag when my wife pumps >Can't drink regular milk >Breasts no longer attractive at all >MFW

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Roastie can't take care of her child | /r/Greentext

BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABILITY TEST BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABIL(...) 08/04/22(Thu)10:47:42 No.389636431 >be me, at ER in paediatrics >21 yo roastie comes with her son, about 14 days old baby >"my kid has something in the eyes" >examine the poor bastard >has a s. aureus infection that has ulcerated his eye and turned into a full blown intra ocular infection >prob will have to take out his eye so he doesnt die >he will be scarred for life, and will never be normal >this only happened bc the roastie didnt clean even once the baby since she left the hospital 2 weeks ago 23 KB JPG i swear to god some people are too retarded, we should have an exam in order to be able to have kids, or just remove them from retards like this 52 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABILITY TEST BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABIL(...) 08/04/22(Thu)10:47:42 No.389636431 >be me, at ER in paediatrics >21 yo roastie comes with her son, about 14 days old baby >"my kid has something in the eyes" >examine the poor bastard >has a s. aureus infection that has ulcerated his eye and turned into a full blown intra ocular infection >prob will have to take out his eye so he doesnt die >he will be scarred for life, and will never be normal >this only happened bc the roastie didnt clean even once the baby since she left the hospital 2 weeks ago 23 KB JPG i swear to god some people are too retarded, we should have an exam in order to be able to have kids, or just remove them from retards like this 52 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon is an optimist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends
: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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anon is "based" and "redpilled" | /r/Greentext

File: 1612165401743s.jpg (2 KB, 125x122) O Anonymous (ID: N2qh6rqn) 08/03/22(Wed)22:47:56 No.50722776 ► >>50722849 >be me >go to package room to get a package of mine >see a girl struggling to carry out a large package, which looks like furniture >if it was the year 2011, i would have gladly helped, expecting nothing in return >but its the year 2022 >therefore, not my f------ problem
File: 1612165401743s.jpg (2 KB, 125x122) O Anonymous (ID: N2qh6rqn) 08/03/22(Wed)22:47:56 No.50722776 ► >>50722849 >be me >go to package room to get a package of mine >see a girl struggling to carry out a large package, which looks like furniture >if it was the year 2011, i would have gladly helped, expecting nothing in return >but its the year 2022 >therefore, not my f------ problem

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anon brings a knife to a gun fight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 914 KB JPG : Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant
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Sympathy for the Devil. | /r/Greentext

>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone
>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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: Anonymous 42 KB JPG : Anonymous >>69665969 (OP) # Imao bro >Be me >5'9 >Over before it began >People wonder why I hate women : Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:19:36 No.69665969 you like totally forgot to add "bottom text" but here's your upvote 17 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:22:43 No.69665992 I'm 5' on the dot and I can still pull tail. The fact that you blame it all on your height probably means you have the personality of a fence post. 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:50 No.69665977 shiet 08/03/22 (Wed) 20:23:57 No.69665998 >>69665969 (OP) # > Be me > 5'10 > Get poon all my teens but it stops as soon as I hit 20
: Anonymous 42 KB JPG : Anonymous >>69665969 (OP) # Imao bro >Be me >5'9 >Over before it began >People wonder why I hate women : Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:19:36 No.69665969 you like totally forgot to add "bottom text" but here's your upvote 17 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:22:43 No.69665992 I'm 5' on the dot and I can still pull tail. The fact that you blame it all on your height probably means you have the personality of a fence post. 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:50 No.69665977 shiet 08/03/22 (Wed) 20:23:57 No.69665998 >>69665969 (OP) # > Be me > 5'10 > Get poon all my teens but it stops as soon as I hit 20

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A true sigma male | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)01:31:22 No.69670456 I have some unfortunate news.... >Be at uncle's house >Tells me that my Great Grandfather was a war criminal >Tells me he was a legendary Scottish hardman called "BIG JOCK" >Tells me that during the Pacific war and Korean war my Great gramps was in a "BUMMING" squad >The BUMMING squads were well-endowed Brit men from all over the UK >They were trained rapists that would beat and sodomise their enemies into submission >They would force their victims (called BUM BOYS) to crossdress, shave and wear makeup >He said that BIG JOCK has such a big c--- he was nicknamed the "CLAYMORE" by English officers >Said they had to use a special lube called "willy wax" so he wouldn't kill his victims with his huge rod >Said my Great gramps f----- even the toughest J-- warriors and Chinese communists into submission >Their victims were considered to be BUMMED and lived in shame >The BUM BOYS that enjoyed it were nicknamed "SUSIES" (Scottish slang for an effeminate/gay man) >BIG JOCK lead an elite BUMMING Squad called the GUVNAHS Anyone else have crazy ancestors?
: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)01:31:22 No.69670456 I have some unfortunate news.... >Be at uncle's house >Tells me that my Great Grandfather was a war criminal >Tells me he was a legendary Scottish hardman called "BIG JOCK" >Tells me that during the Pacific war and Korean war my Great gramps was in a "BUMMING" squad >The BUMMING squads were well-endowed Brit men from all over the UK >They were trained rapists that would beat and sodomise their enemies into submission >They would force their victims (called BUM BOYS) to crossdress, shave and wear makeup >He said that BIG JOCK has such a big c--- he was nicknamed the "CLAYMORE" by English officers >Said they had to use a special lube called "willy wax" so he wouldn't kill his victims with his huge rod >Said my Great gramps f----- even the toughest J-- warriors and Chinese communists into submission >Their victims were considered to be BUMMED and lived in shame >The BUM BOYS that enjoyed it were nicknamed "SUSIES" (Scottish slang for an effeminate/gay man) >BIG JOCK lead an elite BUMMING Squad called the GUVNAHS Anyone else have crazy ancestors?

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Absorbant and yellow and porous is Anon | /r/Greentext

>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "00000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter (the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor 108 KB JPG >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week
>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "00000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter (the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor 108 KB JPG >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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