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Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = This site has f----- my brain,(...) 372 KB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)14:17:25 No.396008300 >this moment i realised i f----- up i hope she did not notice that >i was at university >one of my fellow student has a jewish sounding name >i asked if she was jewish or not >she said yes >i started rub my hand as soon as i heard Anonymous (ID: OLOq2ryM) >>396008820 # Maybe you should learn to think for yourself and not be such an immature little screwball. 09/19/22 (Mon)14:18:51 No.396008485 >>396009051 # Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = 09/19/22 (Mon)14:22:01 No.396008820 >>396008485 # i did it unconsciously, it is like conditional reflex when i get stimulated, in this case, it is whenever i heard the word jew
Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = This site has f----- my brain,(...) 372 KB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)14:17:25 No.396008300 >this moment i realised i f----- up i hope she did not notice that >i was at university >one of my fellow student has a jewish sounding name >i asked if she was jewish or not >she said yes >i started rub my hand as soon as i heard Anonymous (ID: OLOq2ryM) >>396008820 # Maybe you should learn to think for yourself and not be such an immature little screwball. 09/19/22 (Mon)14:18:51 No.396008485 >>396009051 # Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = 09/19/22 (Mon)14:22:01 No.396008820 >>396008485 # i did it unconsciously, it is like conditional reflex when i get stimulated, in this case, it is whenever i heard the word jew

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Anon posts the frog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog

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anon doesn't want to be quoted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB JPG 09/19/22(Mon)14:11:35 No.885894497 >Don't f------ quote me!
Anonymous 51 KB JPG 09/19/22(Mon)14:11:35 No.885894497 >Don't f------ quote me!

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Anon believes a greater conspiracy | /r/Greentext

File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get Jaid if you do this
File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get Jaid if you do this

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anon meets fat people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No.885894339 It's usually fat and/or ugly women. Attractive girls will sperg out if they feel rejected in any way, but the fatties and the uggos do it the most. >break up with a girl >don't see anyone for a while because I wasn't ready to date again yet 09/19/22(Mon)14:09:00 >eventually start hooking up with a classmate >very tall, fat but most of it was in her ass, legs and boobs, ginger, kind of a butterface >says she just broke up with someone and doesn't wanna date >cool >ff a week or so, she starts being bitchier and bitchier >eventually tell her I don't want to sleep with each other anymore >she freaks out, yells in my face, throws some s--- around in my room, and storms down the hall >I heard her pause and turn around at the end of the hall, but I didn't go after her so she kept stomping until she was gone >blocks me on everything >ff a month or so >started seeing a nice girl from the gym >ragebitch unblocks me on everything >starts messaging me about how sad she is that nobody wants to go to her graduation party >I showed up out of pity, hoping she could be normal >she wound up trying to kiss me in the parking lot, told her no, she blows up again
: Anonymous No.885894339 It's usually fat and/or ugly women. Attractive girls will sperg out if they feel rejected in any way, but the fatties and the uggos do it the most. >break up with a girl >don't see anyone for a while because I wasn't ready to date again yet 09/19/22(Mon)14:09:00 >eventually start hooking up with a classmate >very tall, fat but most of it was in her ass, legs and boobs, ginger, kind of a butterface >says she just broke up with someone and doesn't wanna date >cool >ff a week or so, she starts being bitchier and bitchier >eventually tell her I don't want to sleep with each other anymore >she freaks out, yells in my face, throws some s--- around in my room, and storms down the hall >I heard her pause and turn around at the end of the hall, but I didn't go after her so she kept stomping until she was gone >blocks me on everything >ff a month or so >started seeing a nice girl from the gym >ragebitch unblocks me on everything >starts messaging me about how sad she is that nobody wants to go to her graduation party >I showed up out of pity, hoping she could be normal >she wound up trying to kiss me in the parking lot, told her no, she blows up again

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Anon has a lucid dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB JPG 09/19/22 (Mon)19:23:29 No.70273239 >be me this morning >have dream, am in our old apartment >realize it's dream >need to f--- someone then >have a moment of hesitation >"what if no dream afterall?" >"no it's def a dream les go" >manage to open the door to go f--- the hot neighbour >ofc some noise wakes me up >go back to sleep >am in same old apartment again >don't realize I'm dreaming >go watch some strange p--- on my computer >c-- after less than a minute >forget about it, dream something else >wake up >mfw j----- my pants Why am I this retarded bros?
Anonymous 83 KB JPG 09/19/22 (Mon)19:23:29 No.70273239 >be me this morning >have dream, am in our old apartment >realize it's dream >need to f--- someone then >have a moment of hesitation >"what if no dream afterall?" >"no it's def a dream les go" >manage to open the door to go f--- the hot neighbour >ofc some noise wakes me up >go back to sleep >am in same old apartment again >don't realize I'm dreaming >go watch some strange p--- on my computer >c-- after less than a minute >forget about it, dream something else >wake up >mfw j----- my pants Why am I this retarded bros?

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Femanon wants attention | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fembot Feels 44 KB GIF 09/19/22 (Mon)14:01:57 No.70273624 >be me >19 year old girl >been in a relationship since 9th grade with a boy who I am/was planning to marry next year >a classmate told me on Valentine's that he likes me >I told him that I have a fiance but that we can be friends >I develop feelings for this guy despite myself >first time I've had eyes for anyone besides my boyfriend during our five years together >we start romancing and courting each other in April but I don't officially date him because I don't know if I want to leave my current relationship >no sex, only kisses and snuggles >two months ago I made a new friend in a class who I've quickly fallen in love with >I feel for him so strongly that I've lost almost all interest in my other classmate >fiance is freaking out because I've grown more and more distant throughout the year and speak to him less and less >Classmate 1 is getting mad at me because in July I was THIS close to leaving my partner for him, then I met this other guy and my feelings subsided >tldr I'm poison, I destroy everything and everyone I touch, I'm awful, the stress is destroying me, 2022 is a weird year. AMA
: Anonymous Fembot Feels 44 KB GIF 09/19/22 (Mon)14:01:57 No.70273624 >be me >19 year old girl >been in a relationship since 9th grade with a boy who I am/was planning to marry next year >a classmate told me on Valentine's that he likes me >I told him that I have a fiance but that we can be friends >I develop feelings for this guy despite myself >first time I've had eyes for anyone besides my boyfriend during our five years together >we start romancing and courting each other in April but I don't officially date him because I don't know if I want to leave my current relationship >no sex, only kisses and snuggles >two months ago I made a new friend in a class who I've quickly fallen in love with >I feel for him so strongly that I've lost almost all interest in my other classmate >fiance is freaking out because I've grown more and more distant throughout the year and speak to him less and less >Classmate 1 is getting mad at me because in July I was THIS close to leaving my partner for him, then I met this other guy and my feelings subsided >tldr I'm poison, I destroy everything and everyone I touch, I'm awful, the stress is destroying me, 2022 is a weird year. AMA

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Anon shares a link | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 802 KB GIF 1 Reply 04/04/22(Mon) 20:07:25 No.875707823 Hey guys, there's this really cool website I found. It's called 4chan. You're gonna love it. https://www.4chan.org/ View Thread : Anonymous >>875707823 (OP) # I don't like it. 04/04/22(Mon) 20:10:02 No.875707947
: Anonymous 802 KB GIF 1 Reply 04/04/22(Mon) 20:07:25 No.875707823 Hey guys, there's this really cool website I found. It's called 4chan. You're gonna love it. https://www.4chan.org/ View Thread : Anonymous >>875707823 (OP) # I don't like it. 04/04/22(Mon) 20:10:02 No.875707947

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Which option would you choose and why? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 424 KB PNG 05/12/22(Thu)02:54:25 No.87798 >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?
Anonymous 8 424 KB PNG 05/12/22(Thu)02:54:25 No.87798 >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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Anon needs meds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GOSH DIGGITY DARN IT. I left the door open to the pain dimension again. 910 KB GIF 09/19/22(Mon)13:45:18 No.885893175 >Paranoid. >Afraid of people. >Can't function beyond staying home all day long. >Having full conversations with me. I unironically think I need meds.
Anonymous GOSH DIGGITY DARN IT. I left the door open to the pain dimension again. 910 KB GIF 09/19/22(Mon)13:45:18 No.885893175 >Paranoid. >Afraid of people. >Can't function beyond staying home all day long. >Having full conversations with me. I unironically think I need meds.

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Anon tries to break the cycle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DO NOT TAKE BREAKS 1.81 MB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)18:36:56 No.70272717 >get tired of living my life like this >monday >finally getting my s--- together >making a to-do list every morning >meditating every day >cold showers every day >no fap >no more junk food >no more drinking >feel amazing and confident in the face of adversity like never before >exhausting but feel more fulfilled at the end of the day >weekend rolls around >time for a little break and decide to play video games in the morning >time flies by >never end up taking a cold shower >never end up meditating >end up masturbating >end up not studying at all monday rolls around again >i'm a complete coomer mess again >fall back into bad habits again for a couple weeks >repeat 10x
Anonymous DO NOT TAKE BREAKS 1.81 MB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)18:36:56 No.70272717 >get tired of living my life like this >monday >finally getting my s--- together >making a to-do list every morning >meditating every day >cold showers every day >no fap >no more junk food >no more drinking >feel amazing and confident in the face of adversity like never before >exhausting but feel more fulfilled at the end of the day >weekend rolls around >time for a little break and decide to play video games in the morning >time flies by >never end up taking a cold shower >never end up meditating >end up masturbating >end up not studying at all monday rolls around again >i'm a complete coomer mess again >fall back into bad habits again for a couple weeks >repeat 10x

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Anon's constipation | /r/Greentext

File: 1599975705409.jpg (11 KB, 250x201) Anonymous (ID: 2X10wd7z) 09/18/21 (Sat)22:42:21 No.40985703 >>40985795 >>40985949 >>40986668 >Day 19 of No Poop September
File: 1599975705409.jpg (11 KB, 250x201) Anonymous (ID: 2X10wd7z) 09/18/21 (Sat)22:42:21 No.40985703 >>40985795 >>40985949 >>40986668 >Day 19 of No Poop September

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Anon is a psychic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 548 KB PNG 05/13/22(Fri) 20:08:30 No.6674 >resting after set >think "just so you're aware, I know you're reading my mind" >car parked across the street speeds off
Anonymous 548 KB PNG 05/13/22(Fri) 20:08:30 No.6674 >resting after set >think "just so you're aware, I know you're reading my mind" >car parked across the street speeds off

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Anon is unfathomably based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/21 (Mon)05:50:48 No.555895557 >>555895751 >>555895823 >>555900475 >>555909896 File: just about.jpg (51 KB, 436x536) Just about >be me autoromantic, fap to myself in mirror all the time, also slightly autistic >Make a desktop wallpaper image of me defeating goku and him on his knees begging for mercy >Fap to it >Consider honor killing myself for the umpteenth time MeFucking dit Anonymous 05/17/21(Mon)05:52:58 No.555895679 Anonymous 05/17/21 (Mon)05:53:59 No.555895751 >>555895557 post the pic Tsk tsk tsk. Now what were you planning on using that for Kakarot? >>555895897 Pigano sponge
Anonymous 05/17/21 (Mon)05:50:48 No.555895557 >>555895751 >>555895823 >>555900475 >>555909896 File: just about.jpg (51 KB, 436x536) Just about >be me autoromantic, fap to myself in mirror all the time, also slightly autistic >Make a desktop wallpaper image of me defeating goku and him on his knees begging for mercy >Fap to it >Consider honor killing myself for the umpteenth time MeFucking dit Anonymous 05/17/21(Mon)05:52:58 No.555895679 Anonymous 05/17/21 (Mon)05:53:59 No.555895751 >>555895557 post the pic Tsk tsk tsk. Now what were you planning on using that for Kakarot? >>555895897 Pigano sponge

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Anon is vegetarian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/19(Sun)23:32:38 No.52680592 : Anonymous 54646456466.png 107 KB PNG Why yes, I'm a vegetarian, how did you know? 10/06/19(Sun)23:34:22 No.52680603 because you are posting pictures of other men online >>52680607 # >>52680628 # >>52680635 # >>52680636 #
Anonymous 10/06/19(Sun)23:32:38 No.52680592 : Anonymous 54646456466.png 107 KB PNG Why yes, I'm a vegetarian, how did you know? 10/06/19(Sun)23:34:22 No.52680603 because you are posting pictures of other men online >>52680607 # >>52680628 # >>52680635 # >>52680636 #

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And is saving his vacation days | /r/Greentext

09/08/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.65304187 >Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days >Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that I could live off a full paycheck workless for an extended period >Just found out that vacation days do not stack, and I keep none of the days I didn't use at the end of each year F--- life : Anonymous 92 KB PNG
09/08/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.65304187 >Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days >Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that I could live off a full paycheck workless for an extended period >Just found out that vacation days do not stack, and I keep none of the days I didn't use at the end of each year F--- life : Anonymous 92 KB PNG

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