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3 replies #1, No. 73375469 16 minutes ago D6F91B0B-94CB-4550- A1F8-BD6E29CACC54 PNG 600x436 167.6 kB When is real life getting patched? The game is completely unplayable right now because height is overpowered #2, No. 73375505 13 minutes ago >>73375469 (OP) Height isn't overpowered retard, just make a charisma build
3 replies #1, No. 73375469 16 minutes ago D6F91B0B-94CB-4550- A1F8-BD6E29CACC54 PNG 600x436 167.6 kB When is real life getting patched? The game is completely unplayable right now because height is overpowered #2, No. 73375505 13 minutes ago >>73375469 (OP) Height isn't overpowered retard, just make a charisma build

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The Face-breather revenge | /r/Greentext

File: 167985088503822261.jpg (121 KB, 451x640) Anonymous (ID: /oNrxYnV Anonymous (ID: ftzpuoEi >>17329148 Gem 03/26/23(Sun)11:17:38 No.17329138 [Reply] >>17329158 >nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? +4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Akariman !!PfcppGG/dig (ID: VrOSB3MA) 03/26/23(Sun)11:25:19 No.17329158 >>17329138 (OP) > nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? > Wait! What are you doing with that axe!! NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE, I'M SORRY, NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING TRUNKERINO!!! *ACK* >> Anonymous (ID: 2W19/Z1) 03/26/23(Sun)11:36:44 No.17329180 File: 1675962360883972.png (464 KB, 600x584) >he doesn't live by standing tall and using nutrients and water saturating the ground that surrounds his roots 03/26/23(Sun)11:39:52 No.17329183
File: 167985088503822261.jpg (121 KB, 451x640) Anonymous (ID: /oNrxYnV Anonymous (ID: ftzpuoEi >>17329148 Gem 03/26/23(Sun)11:17:38 No.17329138 [Reply] >>17329158 >nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? +4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Akariman !!PfcppGG/dig (ID: VrOSB3MA) 03/26/23(Sun)11:25:19 No.17329158 >>17329138 (OP) > nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? > Wait! What are you doing with that axe!! NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE, I'M SORRY, NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING TRUNKERINO!!! *ACK* >> Anonymous (ID: 2W19/Z1) 03/26/23(Sun)11:36:44 No.17329180 File: 1675962360883972.png (464 KB, 600x584) >he doesn't live by standing tall and using nutrients and water saturating the ground that surrounds his roots 03/26/23(Sun)11:39:52 No.17329183

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the movie was mid. nothing bad about it, it just wasnt anything special. | /r/Greentext

TWA HOO Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)22:38:31 No.899500715 chris pratt as mario >wah. >hoo.
TWA HOO Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)22:38:31 No.899500715 chris pratt as mario >wah. >hoo.

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Were we wrong the whole time bros? | /r/Greentext

CHRIS-CHAD Loved (albeit ironically) Open to interviews Brought together a whole community Continually producing new content Will be remembered for years to come Keeps his followers guessing Has his own wiki Appeared on television several times CHRIS-CHAD.png 168 KB PNG Source of entertainment Makes money from Patreon Created an entire multimedia franchise >most documented man on the internet >king of the lolcows >mayor of CWCville >creator of cult classic "Sonichu" >has a entire wiki devoted to him >a website that has frequent appearances on the news (kiwifarms) was made by his stalkers >has a cult following of tsunderes who claim to dislike him >iconic meme with clown charisma >literally gets away with everything He has accomplished a lot more than I have despite being a bigger manchild than me.
CHRIS-CHAD Loved (albeit ironically) Open to interviews Brought together a whole community Continually producing new content Will be remembered for years to come Keeps his followers guessing Has his own wiki Appeared on television several times CHRIS-CHAD.png 168 KB PNG Source of entertainment Makes money from Patreon Created an entire multimedia franchise >most documented man on the internet >king of the lolcows >mayor of CWCville >creator of cult classic "Sonichu" >has a entire wiki devoted to him >a website that has frequent appearances on the news (kiwifarms) was made by his stalkers >has a cult following of tsunderes who claim to dislike him >iconic meme with clown charisma >literally gets away with everything He has accomplished a lot more than I have despite being a bigger manchild than me.

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Anon has no social experience | /r/Greentext

06/29/22 (Wed)02:43:17 No.6921917 >cashier talks to me for more than 1 (one) minute >start to fantasize bout our life togheter Why am I like this
06/29/22 (Wed)02:43:17 No.6921917 >cashier talks to me for more than 1 (one) minute >start to fantasize bout our life togheter Why am I like this

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scary it**ian | /r/Greentext

m >be me >feel bad for italians >remember that they're not real >relieved.
m >be me >feel bad for italians >remember that they're not real >relieved.

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Anon uses tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.89 MB GIF 4 Replies / 1 Image Trying to make sense of online dating makes me go insane. what do these w----- want rou Anonymous >>73370887 (OP) # bots. its not that hard to understand. 05/18/23(Thu)20:55:02 No.73370887 Anonymous >made a tinder in feburary >got 50 matches in a short time >made a tinder last week >got 4 matches >I look literally exactly the same, even the pictures were extremely similar YPNYA Septvegatal Mine No Mind 376 KB PNG this picture is disgusting 05/18/23(Thu)20:56:20 No.73370897 View Thread 05/18/23(Thu)20:57:24 No.73370911 05/18/23(Thu)20:59:53 No.73370928 >>73370887 (OP) # Fun fact: dating apps have all sorts of hidden shadow algorithms that f--- you over if you >create a new account too often OR >swipe right on too many women too frequently You didn't actually believe that the (Capitalism Entity #2457) had your best interest in mind, did you? You really thought they would purposefully match you with individuals that would lead to you uninstalling the app, thus deriving them of profits? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)21:01:04 No.73370941 My impression is that Tinder is not very popular anymore, though I have no first hand experience with it.
: Anonymous 2.89 MB GIF 4 Replies / 1 Image Trying to make sense of online dating makes me go insane. what do these w----- want rou Anonymous >>73370887 (OP) # bots. its not that hard to understand. 05/18/23(Thu)20:55:02 No.73370887 Anonymous >made a tinder in feburary >got 50 matches in a short time >made a tinder last week >got 4 matches >I look literally exactly the same, even the pictures were extremely similar YPNYA Septvegatal Mine No Mind 376 KB PNG this picture is disgusting 05/18/23(Thu)20:56:20 No.73370897 View Thread 05/18/23(Thu)20:57:24 No.73370911 05/18/23(Thu)20:59:53 No.73370928 >>73370887 (OP) # Fun fact: dating apps have all sorts of hidden shadow algorithms that f--- you over if you >create a new account too often OR >swipe right on too many women too frequently You didn't actually believe that the (Capitalism Entity #2457) had your best interest in mind, did you? You really thought they would purposefully match you with individuals that would lead to you uninstalling the app, thus deriving them of profits? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)21:01:04 No.73370941 My impression is that Tinder is not very popular anymore, though I have no first hand experience with it.

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We wuz the Turkz and shiet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 126 KB JPG SHS 07/13/19(Sat)16:33:02 No.804561229 Did i ever tell you guys about my insane highschool mascot? >Small redneck town in USA >We were the turks >the f------ turks 26 16
: Anonymous 126 KB JPG SHS 07/13/19(Sat)16:33:02 No.804561229 Did i ever tell you guys about my insane highschool mascot? >Small redneck town in USA >We were the turks >the f------ turks 26 16

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Anon has Gf | /r/Greentext

>Have imaginary gf >Gives me tons of love and support >Always there for me >Understands me like nobody ever could >Can trust her like I could nobody else >Helped me turn my life around >Prevents a metric tone of self destructive behavior >Never ages or gets ugly or fat >Would blow me every morning if I let her >This is all somehow bad and unhealthy because she "isn't real"
>Have imaginary gf >Gives me tons of love and support >Always there for me >Understands me like nobody ever could >Can trust her like I could nobody else >Helped me turn my life around >Prevents a metric tone of self destructive behavior >Never ages or gets ugly or fat >Would blow me every morning if I let her >This is all somehow bad and unhealthy because she "isn't real"

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Anon scans. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Garbage (81).jpg 2 KB JPG 03/29/20(Sun)13:59:27 No.57388953 >be me >own functioning, non-irradiated Geiger counter >occasionally go out and scan random people and things with it >never say anything other than "checks out" after i'm finished scanning them Normalfo find Geiger counters absolutely terrifying so its good to harass them with it
Anonymous Garbage (81).jpg 2 KB JPG 03/29/20(Sun)13:59:27 No.57388953 >be me >own functioning, non-irradiated Geiger counter >occasionally go out and scan random people and things with it >never say anything other than "checks out" after i'm finished scanning them Normalfo find Geiger counters absolutely terrifying so its good to harass them with it

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Anon takes a sniff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/18/23(Thu)16:59:39 No.899486497 >29 years old, had a recent glow up >wonder what college sex would have been like >decide to try an 18 year old from tinder >holy f--- she has a stench downstairs >turned off of women for a month >not a bigot so don't think all younger women are like that >try 3 more girls between 18 and 20 >two had smelly vajayjay and all of them had a personality that made me want to kill myself Be glad you didn't have sex when you were younger /b/ younger women are even worse than general women and most of them smell in their coochie.
: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/18/23(Thu)16:59:39 No.899486497 >29 years old, had a recent glow up >wonder what college sex would have been like >decide to try an 18 year old from tinder >holy f--- she has a stench downstairs >turned off of women for a month >not a bigot so don't think all younger women are like that >try 3 more girls between 18 and 20 >two had smelly vajayjay and all of them had a personality that made me want to kill myself Be glad you didn't have sex when you were younger /b/ younger women are even worse than general women and most of them smell in their coochie.

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Anon reaches peak humor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)15:58:44 No.52426483 ► >>52426544 >>52428023 >>52428367 >>52428544 >>52430022 >>52430075 >>52430658 >>52430772 >>52430955 >>52431020 >>52431220 >>52431233 >>52431464 >>52431795 >>52433306 >>52433742 >>52433967 >>52433989 >>52434435 >>52435007 >>52435681 >>52435841 >>52436022 >>52436045 >>52436097 >>52436783 >>52438464 File: 1450491395870.png (1.23 MB, 912x905) >>52426174 (OP) >Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume
Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)15:58:44 No.52426483 ► >>52426544 >>52428023 >>52428367 >>52428544 >>52430022 >>52430075 >>52430658 >>52430772 >>52430955 >>52431020 >>52431220 >>52431233 >>52431464 >>52431795 >>52433306 >>52433742 >>52433967 >>52433989 >>52434435 >>52435007 >>52435681 >>52435841 >>52436022 >>52436045 >>52436097 >>52436783 >>52438464 File: 1450491395870.png (1.23 MB, 912x905) >>52426174 (OP) >Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume

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Anon's advice took a very strange turn | /r/Greentext

My advice for /adv/ 283 KB PNG 05/16/23(Tue)22:48:22 No.28960945 Do you know the difference between a coward and a brave man? BOTH are afraid. But the brave man will act anyway, if you meet someone who does things simply because he is not afraid (self-preservation ability), that person is not brave but an idiot. If you start something, see it through to the end, because if you're not willing to risk it all for your own happiness, you'll eventually lose it all anyway. If you ask a girl out, the worst that can happen is not a simple "no", she'll probably also try to humilliate you and tell all her friends. But if she says yes, boom! you got yourself a new girlfriend, that's the secret to success, be brave. Take this advice from a guy who literally came inside his own sister and will probably soon be a dad (she hasn't had her period and she late an entire week) but I'm not afraid of this. Screw cowards, go forward, march on.
My advice for /adv/ 283 KB PNG 05/16/23(Tue)22:48:22 No.28960945 Do you know the difference between a coward and a brave man? BOTH are afraid. But the brave man will act anyway, if you meet someone who does things simply because he is not afraid (self-preservation ability), that person is not brave but an idiot. If you start something, see it through to the end, because if you're not willing to risk it all for your own happiness, you'll eventually lose it all anyway. If you ask a girl out, the worst that can happen is not a simple "no", she'll probably also try to humilliate you and tell all her friends. But if she says yes, boom! you got yourself a new girlfriend, that's the secret to success, be brave. Take this advice from a guy who literally came inside his own sister and will probably soon be a dad (she hasn't had her period and she late an entire week) but I'm not afraid of this. Screw cowards, go forward, march on.

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Mfw they’re not a femboy >:( | /r/Greentext

File: 6E9AEF8D-5B44-482E-B783-2(...).jpg (87 KB, 749x603) 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:15:50 No.70991459 >>70991509 >>70991564 >>70991594 >>70991809 >>70991835 >>70991923 >>70991937 >>70991949 >>70991990 this is the closeted i've ever been to having abs, idk if it counts, but what are workouts that ACTUALLY work for making these babies show ΛΛ i've just been doing 4 sets of 11 push-ups and 2 min planks how to get abs Anonymous Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:19:09 No.70991479 ► >>70991496 cute boi Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:13 No.70991496 ► >>70991498 >>70991501 >>70991579 >>70991479 # im not a boy, sorry to disappoint Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:52 No.70991498 ► >>70991496 # alright everyone, time to pack up and leave
File: 6E9AEF8D-5B44-482E-B783-2(...).jpg (87 KB, 749x603) 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:15:50 No.70991459 >>70991509 >>70991564 >>70991594 >>70991809 >>70991835 >>70991923 >>70991937 >>70991949 >>70991990 this is the closeted i've ever been to having abs, idk if it counts, but what are workouts that ACTUALLY work for making these babies show ΛΛ i've just been doing 4 sets of 11 push-ups and 2 min planks how to get abs Anonymous Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:19:09 No.70991479 ► >>70991496 cute boi Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:13 No.70991496 ► >>70991498 >>70991501 >>70991579 >>70991479 # im not a boy, sorry to disappoint Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:52 No.70991498 ► >>70991496 # alright everyone, time to pack up and leave

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Anon advertises adrenaline runs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)14:32:44 No.899470277 >>899470596 >>899470935 >>899471335 >>899471758 >>899471922 >>899472619 >>899473212 >>899473757 >>899474464 >>899475082 >>899475511 >>899476126 >>899476669 >>899477318 >>899477435 >>899477688 >>899478080 >>899478651 >>899478959 >>899479273 >>899479801 >>899479877 >>899480054 >>899470235 (OP) >be me >fat overweight chublord >start walking for leg day workout >do it every day >not too bad >walk 1 mile to the shops >buy chocolate bar >walk 1 mile home >this is good >fast forward 3 months >running 10 miles in a special route >leave the house at specific time >3pm go go go >after 4 miles i am panting hard >timed perfectly to arrive at all girls high school as they exit >the next 5 miles follows the route the girls walk home >get adrenaline rush looking at them >healthy looking legs during summer >tightly packed leggings during winter >feels like a morphine drip connected to my eyes >arrive home and do a quick arm workout now my question for you guys, if i strapped a go pro to my chest and recorded the view during my workout, could i upload it to youtube under the title "Running exercise work out day ###" etc and profit from advertising to other exercise enthusiasts to watch to help motivate them to do their leg day workout every day? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)15:17:52 No.899470935 >>899472176 >>899472712 >>899473314 >>899473774 >>899473969 >>899474451 >>899474958 >>899475249 >>899475902 >>899475955 >>899470277 You should do that, but make the title "Evidence for my trial ##"
Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)14:32:44 No.899470277 >>899470596 >>899470935 >>899471335 >>899471758 >>899471922 >>899472619 >>899473212 >>899473757 >>899474464 >>899475082 >>899475511 >>899476126 >>899476669 >>899477318 >>899477435 >>899477688 >>899478080 >>899478651 >>899478959 >>899479273 >>899479801 >>899479877 >>899480054 >>899470235 (OP) >be me >fat overweight chublord >start walking for leg day workout >do it every day >not too bad >walk 1 mile to the shops >buy chocolate bar >walk 1 mile home >this is good >fast forward 3 months >running 10 miles in a special route >leave the house at specific time >3pm go go go >after 4 miles i am panting hard >timed perfectly to arrive at all girls high school as they exit >the next 5 miles follows the route the girls walk home >get adrenaline rush looking at them >healthy looking legs during summer >tightly packed leggings during winter >feels like a morphine drip connected to my eyes >arrive home and do a quick arm workout now my question for you guys, if i strapped a go pro to my chest and recorded the view during my workout, could i upload it to youtube under the title "Running exercise work out day ###" etc and profit from advertising to other exercise enthusiasts to watch to help motivate them to do their leg day workout every day? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)15:17:52 No.899470935 >>899472176 >>899472712 >>899473314 >>899473774 >>899473969 >>899474451 >>899474958 >>899475249 >>899475902 >>899475955 >>899470277 You should do that, but make the title "Evidence for my trial ##"

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Anon is an Australian soldier. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 ► >>29342124>>29342754 >>29342930 >>29343834>>29344045 >>29350357 >>29353348 >>29353789 >>29354018 >>29354115 >>29359942 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) > onna base in Australia in 20XX > omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's + 3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc. > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing > "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he he can reply. I shoo , I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month. >> Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 ► >>29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124 ► >>29342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) >>29341721 Holy f--- n-----. Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.jpg (22 KB, 340x340) Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)18:38:31 No.29353348 >>29311721 jesus christ >>29341721 You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere. us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin.jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) >>29341721 Yeah f------ top stuff mate LATER... gday c--- howsitgoing? Have a good one! 4 star General from American Army Disciplinary action //
Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 ► >>29342124>>29342754 >>29342930 >>29343834>>29344045 >>29350357 >>29353348 >>29353789 >>29354018 >>29354115 >>29359942 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) > onna base in Australia in 20XX > omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's + 3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc. > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing > "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he he can reply. I shoo , I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month. >> Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 ► >>29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124 ► >>29342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) >>29341721 Holy f--- n-----. Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.jpg (22 KB, 340x340) Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)18:38:31 No.29353348 >>29311721 jesus christ >>29341721 You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere. us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin.jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) >>29341721 Yeah f------ top stuff mate LATER... gday c--- howsitgoing? Have a good one! 4 star General from American Army Disciplinary action //

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Anon wanted college money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 67 KB PNG 05/18/23(Thu)13:13:36 No.899476475 >Be me in HS >Find out you get college financial help if you're mentally handicapped idea.jpg >in class next week >s--- in my hand and wing it at the whiteboard as hard as I can >mfw i get expelled and get no money for college i just wanted some college money bro
: Anonymous 67 KB PNG 05/18/23(Thu)13:13:36 No.899476475 >Be me in HS >Find out you get college financial help if you're mentally handicapped idea.jpg >in class next week >s--- in my hand and wing it at the whiteboard as hard as I can >mfw i get expelled and get no money for college i just wanted some college money bro

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gym anon maintains virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)18:19:24 No.63668415 >>63668342 (OP) # The cute receptionist lady accidentally called me babe when I checked in at the gym so I stopped by the locker room and jacked off into a toilet before my workout and then was intentionally cold and slightly rude to her on the way out so I wouldn't consider a relationship with her 499 KB PNG >>63668455 # >>63668502 # >>63668515 # >>63669103 # Anonymous09/26/21(Sun)18:21:53 No.63668455 >>63668415 # high test move 63668422
: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)18:19:24 No.63668415 >>63668342 (OP) # The cute receptionist lady accidentally called me babe when I checked in at the gym so I stopped by the locker room and jacked off into a toilet before my workout and then was intentionally cold and slightly rude to her on the way out so I wouldn't consider a relationship with her 499 KB PNG >>63668455 # >>63668502 # >>63668515 # >>63669103 # Anonymous09/26/21(Sun)18:21:53 No.63668455 >>63668415 # high test move 63668422

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- File: IMG_20230518_115330.jpg (232 KB, 1080x1425) MEDS >>899461763 Yes. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:54:10 No.899461582 [Reply] ► >>899461728 >Doc gave me meds >Go back to doctor >How's the meds going anon? >Bad, doc. What do? >We simply take MOAR >Uh.. ok.. Why are they like this? >> >> Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:59:40 No.899461728 ► >>899461763 >>899461582 (OP) Because they want you to not be problem for yourself or to others. Drugs make you calm and thats why many of those are illegal. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:02:27 No.899461827 ► Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:00:32 No.899461763 ► >>899461827 >>899461728 Like crack
- File: IMG_20230518_115330.jpg (232 KB, 1080x1425) MEDS >>899461763 Yes. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:54:10 No.899461582 [Reply] ► >>899461728 >Doc gave me meds >Go back to doctor >How's the meds going anon? >Bad, doc. What do? >We simply take MOAR >Uh.. ok.. Why are they like this? >> >> Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:59:40 No.899461728 ► >>899461763 >>899461582 (OP) Because they want you to not be problem for yourself or to others. Drugs make you calm and thats why many of those are illegal. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:02:27 No.899461827 ► Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:00:32 No.899461763 ► >>899461827 >>899461728 Like crack

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