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Anonymous 71 61 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)10:31:29 No.193161016 >I fantasize about smoking a c-------- on a cold dark evening in a Siberian city, listening to some sovietwave as I'm preparing for my 12 hour shift at a metallurgical plant. How do I make this wish come true?
Anonymous 71 61 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)10:31:29 No.193161016 >I fantasize about smoking a c-------- on a cold dark evening in a Siberian city, listening to some sovietwave as I'm preparing for my 12 hour shift at a metallurgical plant. How do I make this wish come true?

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Anonymous (ID: eDYToowc) ← 11 01/30/24(Tue)14:20:19 No.457013319 Listed today PEDIRA Overview Indian seek young white female roommate Please Contact Description Description 7 very friendly men looking to be friend and roommate young female only Chat 486 KB JPG Indians in Canada are f------ insane Highlig
Anonymous (ID: eDYToowc) ← 11 01/30/24(Tue)14:20:19 No.457013319 Listed today PEDIRA Overview Indian seek young white female roommate Please Contact Description Description 7 very friendly men looking to be friend and roommate young female only Chat 486 KB JPG Indians in Canada are f------ insane Highlig

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/13/18(Thu)13:28:16 No.787288109 >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic?
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/13/18(Thu)13:28:16 No.787288109 >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic?

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Anonymous 3.49 MB GIF 09/23/22(Fri)09:37:48 No.70319097 >have a dream where I delete all my hentai collection >start mumbling something about self- improving and escaping from all this degeneracy >wake up sweating >realize it was all a dream and sleep peacefully for the rest of night >wake up >start up pc >all hentai is gone >mfw View Thread
Anonymous 3.49 MB GIF 09/23/22(Fri)09:37:48 No.70319097 >have a dream where I delete all my hentai collection >start mumbling something about self- improving and escaping from all this degeneracy >wake up sweating >realize it was all a dream and sleep peacefully for the rest of night >wake up >start up pc >all hentai is gone >mfw View Thread

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Anon having priorities straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)16:58:15 No.851065730 >Senior year >Perfect plan >Me and my friend >We start fighting in the men showers >Nobody stoping us >Kick, punch and push each other all the way to the womens showers >Burst inside >Keep fighting pretending we didn't even realize >Naked girls come rushing and grab us to stop The only reason we got in trouble was for fighting, nobody cared we got a good look at all the girls. 94 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)16:58:15 No.851065730 >Senior year >Perfect plan >Me and my friend >We start fighting in the men showers >Nobody stoping us >Kick, punch and push each other all the way to the womens showers >Burst inside >Keep fighting pretending we didn't even realize >Naked girls come rushing and grab us to stop The only reason we got in trouble was for fighting, nobody cared we got a good look at all the girls. 94 KB JPG

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Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)20:29:41 No.905493043 >14 year old me in middle school. >Have long emo bitch hair that covers my face. Also rarely shower, so it looks longer & greasier. >Mom forces me to shower for a family event. Makes my hair poofier & appear shorter. >Next day show up to school & gym teacher asks "what happened to your hair? Did you cut it?" >I simply replied "took a shower". >Gym teacher laughs hysterically. 98 KB JPG
Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)20:29:41 No.905493043 >14 year old me in middle school. >Have long emo bitch hair that covers my face. Also rarely shower, so it looks longer & greasier. >Mom forces me to shower for a family event. Makes my hair poofier & appear shorter. >Next day show up to school & gym teacher asks "what happened to your hair? Did you cut it?" >I simply replied "took a shower". >Gym teacher laughs hysterically. 98 KB JPG

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File: 165372467236.jpg (93 KB, 1200x1200) Treadpill Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)15:10:19 No.74622723 >>74622787 >>74622788 >be me >fat sack of s--- >one day decide i do not want to be a fat sack of s--- >get rid of my couch >buy a treadmill >place it in the living room >now whenever i want to watch TV, i have to go on the treadmill >start losing weight immediately it's just that easy
File: 165372467236.jpg (93 KB, 1200x1200) Treadpill Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)15:10:19 No.74622723 >>74622787 >>74622788 >be me >fat sack of s--- >one day decide i do not want to be a fat sack of s--- >get rid of my couch >buy a treadmill >place it in the living room >now whenever i want to watch TV, i have to go on the treadmill >start losing weight immediately it's just that easy

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Anon doing 9-5 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)17:37:01 No.189453460 >completely burned out >show up 2 hours late at work for over a month now >no longer perform any secondary tasks nor do any administrative work >have talk with my manager, hope to get fired >"You're looking much better, more relaxed and like you're in charge of your work. I'm really liking the new you" What the f--- is happening
Anonymous 29 KB PNG 11/02/23(Thu)17:37:01 No.189453460 >completely burned out >show up 2 hours late at work for over a month now >no longer perform any secondary tasks nor do any administrative work >have talk with my manager, hope to get fired >"You're looking much better, more relaxed and like you're in charge of your work. I'm really liking the new you" What the f--- is happening

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Anon is tired of Souls games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)21:19:51 No.665462161 Miyazaki.jpg 55 KB JPG >world is...le rotting? >everything is...le entropy? >faith is...le madness? >holy figure is actually...le evil? >powers of light and dark are....le same? >fire is...le dying...but maybe thats a le good thing? Hack.
: Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)21:19:51 No.665462161 Miyazaki.jpg 55 KB JPG >world is...le rotting? >everything is...le entropy? >faith is...le madness? >holy figure is actually...le evil? >powers of light and dark are....le same? >fire is...le dying...but maybe thats a le good thing? Hack.

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Anonymous (ID: JKGxb5s5 01/29/24(Mon)03:58:46 No.456824477 >I must go to sleep right now at 19:00 hrs 14 KB JPG >so I can get up early at 3am... >...so I have enough time to shower, put my clothes, make breakfast and a meal >...so I can catch the bus early >...so I can arrive on time >...so I don't get fired after three days of arriving late this month >...so I don't starve to death >...so I continue to be >the perfect slave >...and do it all over again next day. >...for 35 years 9 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous (ID: ot80yYX1 ) [+] 01/29/24(Mon)04:06:17 No.456825086 >>456824477 (OP) # It'll probably be closer to 45 years. View Thread Anonymous (ID: (bsQcu/Vs)[ 01/29/24(Mon)04:08:08 No.456825238 >>456824477 (OP) # The only way out is suicide Imao. Brootal as f---.
Anonymous (ID: JKGxb5s5 01/29/24(Mon)03:58:46 No.456824477 >I must go to sleep right now at 19:00 hrs 14 KB JPG >so I can get up early at 3am... >...so I have enough time to shower, put my clothes, make breakfast and a meal >...so I can catch the bus early >...so I can arrive on time >...so I don't get fired after three days of arriving late this month >...so I don't starve to death >...so I continue to be >the perfect slave >...and do it all over again next day. >...for 35 years 9 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous (ID: ot80yYX1 ) [+] 01/29/24(Mon)04:06:17 No.456825086 >>456824477 (OP) # It'll probably be closer to 45 years. View Thread Anonymous (ID: (bsQcu/Vs)[ 01/29/24(Mon)04:08:08 No.456825238 >>456824477 (OP) # The only way out is suicide Imao. Brootal as f---.

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Anon critiques mods and jannies | /r/Greentext

06/27/21(Sun)17:38:19 No.18540736 Racism and misogyny are the most banned things in the world. You can't be racist or misogynistic any where online, even here, without some crybaby f----- banning you for saying a meanie word. Imagine that. Adults freely exchanging ideas, and there are specially appointed "don't be a meanie, the women and minorities can't handle it!" police who literally do it for free. The average person is so mentally and emotionally committed to protecting women and minorities from the slightest criticism that they volunteer, FOR FREE, to police communities they despise, full of people who despise them, just to make sure no woman or minority is ever criticized. Anonymous Reading books elevates you above this mass of thought- policing crybabies and puts you in dialogue with the greatest and most brilliant men in history, most of whom were racist misogynists, because racism and misogyny are not only true, they're extremely funny. >>18540750 # >>18540763 # >>18540767 # >>18540786 # >>18540820 # >>18540872 # >>18540878 # >>18540954 # >>18540959 # >>18541069 # >>18541224 # >>18541305 # >>18541309 # >>18541317 # >>18541476 # >>18541529 # >>18541715 # >>18541892 # >>18541900 # >>18542097 # >>18542144 # >>18542157 #
06/27/21(Sun)17:38:19 No.18540736 Racism and misogyny are the most banned things in the world. You can't be racist or misogynistic any where online, even here, without some crybaby f----- banning you for saying a meanie word. Imagine that. Adults freely exchanging ideas, and there are specially appointed "don't be a meanie, the women and minorities can't handle it!" police who literally do it for free. The average person is so mentally and emotionally committed to protecting women and minorities from the slightest criticism that they volunteer, FOR FREE, to police communities they despise, full of people who despise them, just to make sure no woman or minority is ever criticized. Anonymous Reading books elevates you above this mass of thought- policing crybabies and puts you in dialogue with the greatest and most brilliant men in history, most of whom were racist misogynists, because racism and misogyny are not only true, they're extremely funny. >>18540750 # >>18540763 # >>18540767 # >>18540786 # >>18540820 # >>18540872 # >>18540878 # >>18540954 # >>18540959 # >>18541069 # >>18541224 # >>18541305 # >>18541309 # >>18541317 # >>18541476 # >>18541529 # >>18541715 # >>18541892 # >>18541900 # >>18542097 # >>18542144 # >>18542157 #

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Autism kept anon from being groomed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous my heart just f------ broke 103 KB JPG 01/29/24(Mon)23:11:55 No.76293046 >be 14 years old and playing cs:go >have a girl on my team who i add >don't know how old she is, but she seems older >she always wants to play cs;go with me >i feel a bit weirded about but there's no harm in it, so we do it >just hanging out on surf servers >she even watches me play the few other games i play through steam broadcast sometimes >i'm so innocent that i haven't even came once at this point in my life >offers to play another game with me but i decline because i'm autistic and closed minded >unfortunately, i meet another girl who i'm more interested in and play sometimes with my friends from school too, so we slowly stop talking >years down the line, i think i removed her when making my friends list smaller (because i remember her cute avatar, maybe it was someone else that i unadded then though) now >22 years old >remember her, firmly believe that she wanted to /ss/ me >but i have no memorabilia of her existence, so i have no way of seeing what her username was >i'm an absolute disgusting pervert p--- addict now who's life went to s--- right after that year when overwatch came out she could've groomed me. she could've saved my life. but i was too stupid and short-sighted. now i'm human trash and there's no way to ever see her again. what the hell, man. why am i doing anything at all? i just want her back so badly right now
: Anonymous my heart just f------ broke 103 KB JPG 01/29/24(Mon)23:11:55 No.76293046 >be 14 years old and playing cs:go >have a girl on my team who i add >don't know how old she is, but she seems older >she always wants to play cs;go with me >i feel a bit weirded about but there's no harm in it, so we do it >just hanging out on surf servers >she even watches me play the few other games i play through steam broadcast sometimes >i'm so innocent that i haven't even came once at this point in my life >offers to play another game with me but i decline because i'm autistic and closed minded >unfortunately, i meet another girl who i'm more interested in and play sometimes with my friends from school too, so we slowly stop talking >years down the line, i think i removed her when making my friends list smaller (because i remember her cute avatar, maybe it was someone else that i unadded then though) now >22 years old >remember her, firmly believe that she wanted to /ss/ me >but i have no memorabilia of her existence, so i have no way of seeing what her username was >i'm an absolute disgusting pervert p--- addict now who's life went to s--- right after that year when overwatch came out she could've groomed me. she could've saved my life. but i was too stupid and short-sighted. now i'm human trash and there's no way to ever see her again. what the hell, man. why am i doing anything at all? i just want her back so badly right now

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Anon the Titan slayer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous C EDEB 50 KB PNG 01/30/24(Tue)04:34:09 No.76294831 >Be me >5'6 >Really like mangas >Always wanted the weeb experience but can't afford to go to Japan >Decides to take a vacation in the Netherlands instead >Book plane and go there >Both men and women tower over me >Go to general store to buy a rope and two box cutters >Lazo neck of a passerby with rope and climb >Slash nape with boxcutters >"Death to all titans!" >Another guy pin me down, my head slams the floor >Mfw I'm going to prison >Tall guy bites me in the shoulder >Guy I attacked joins and they start eating me I love tall people Anonymous >>76288480 (OP) # i'm 5'10 and its all the time 01/30/24(Tue)04:43:33 No.76294873
: Anonymous C EDEB 50 KB PNG 01/30/24(Tue)04:34:09 No.76294831 >Be me >5'6 >Really like mangas >Always wanted the weeb experience but can't afford to go to Japan >Decides to take a vacation in the Netherlands instead >Book plane and go there >Both men and women tower over me >Go to general store to buy a rope and two box cutters >Lazo neck of a passerby with rope and climb >Slash nape with boxcutters >"Death to all titans!" >Another guy pin me down, my head slams the floor >Mfw I'm going to prison >Tall guy bites me in the shoulder >Guy I attacked joins and they start eating me I love tall people Anonymous >>76288480 (OP) # i'm 5'10 and its all the time 01/30/24(Tue)04:43:33 No.76294873

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Anon seems to have taken it personally... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ISOBKXjf) The 'I have an Al girlfriend' starterpack Tells people he knows how to train Al models but can barely spell Al. *acts cocky and over-smart but is an incel* "One day the Als are going to look back on us the same way we look at fossil skeletons on the plains of Africa." Worships Elon Musk 01/30/24(Tue)02:30:09 No.19483084 Has a waifu Still in love with highschool gf. Creates an AI version of her. her Favourite movie: 1.76 MB PNG Has a replika level 1000 Replika *upper-middle class NEET who lives with parents* How many of this you does this apply to? Watches twitch thots Anonymous (ID: z5dcOCSK) 01/30/24(Tue)02:33:44 No.19483091 this "infograph" seems to assume incels are not "smart" as if being an incel is related to intelligence? Im assuming the person who made this is likely left leaning, so they dont believe in racial science, or physiognomy dictating behavior, yet they seem to use very similar jumps in logic to judge someone's character.
Anonymous (ID: ISOBKXjf) The 'I have an Al girlfriend' starterpack Tells people he knows how to train Al models but can barely spell Al. *acts cocky and over-smart but is an incel* "One day the Als are going to look back on us the same way we look at fossil skeletons on the plains of Africa." Worships Elon Musk 01/30/24(Tue)02:30:09 No.19483084 Has a waifu Still in love with highschool gf. Creates an AI version of her. her Favourite movie: 1.76 MB PNG Has a replika level 1000 Replika *upper-middle class NEET who lives with parents* How many of this you does this apply to? Watches twitch thots Anonymous (ID: z5dcOCSK) 01/30/24(Tue)02:33:44 No.19483091 this "infograph" seems to assume incels are not "smart" as if being an incel is related to intelligence? Im assuming the person who made this is likely left leaning, so they dont believe in racial science, or physiognomy dictating behavior, yet they seem to use very similar jumps in logic to judge someone's character.

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Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)02:49:29 No.76294253 >>76292833 (OP) # >walking home from uni to my apartment >10/10 asian girl with a strong accent comes up to me 187 KB PNG >she says i look like "zeus" and starts complimenting me >some indian guy behind her is looking concerned and trying to get her to stop >she links arms with me and walks with me while trying to get me to go drinking with her >"sorry miss i'm not 21 yet so i can't drink" >she leans in so close i can smell her perfume and the alcohol on her breath >"you have to learn to enjoy the moment" >i leave since i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream i don't regret it since i wouldn't want that guy she was with to feel any more cucked than he already felt. i still think about it often though since it's the only time a woman has ever flirted with me
Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)02:49:29 No.76294253 >>76292833 (OP) # >walking home from uni to my apartment >10/10 asian girl with a strong accent comes up to me 187 KB PNG >she says i look like "zeus" and starts complimenting me >some indian guy behind her is looking concerned and trying to get her to stop >she links arms with me and walks with me while trying to get me to go drinking with her >"sorry miss i'm not 21 yet so i can't drink" >she leans in so close i can smell her perfume and the alcohol on her breath >"you have to learn to enjoy the moment" >i leave since i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream i don't regret it since i wouldn't want that guy she was with to feel any more cucked than he already felt. i still think about it often though since it's the only time a woman has ever flirted with me

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: Anonymous >walk into mom's room >unzips pants >"hey mom sugga my d---" >mom rushes to kitchen to get olive oil >"i use extra virgin, sweetie" >mom starts lubing my c--- with the olive oil >start pissing and s------- on the floor while my mom makes fish noises 01/29/24(Mon)14:36:05 No.76288596 >>76290505 #
: Anonymous >walk into mom's room >unzips pants >"hey mom sugga my d---" >mom rushes to kitchen to get olive oil >"i use extra virgin, sweetie" >mom starts lubing my c--- with the olive oil >start pissing and s------- on the floor while my mom makes fish noises 01/29/24(Mon)14:36:05 No.76288596 >>76290505 #

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Anon meets his crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RETARD JUICE 46 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)02:11:40 No.76294029 >be me >high school >theres this 8/10 qt >huge crush >dream about her >think about her >some weeks later >in hallway >she literally comes up to me >i was wearing a shirt with rottweiler on it >"hey.. cute shirt hahah" >brainrot.jpg >HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT >dont even make eye contact >ignore her whole presence >just walk away while still ignoring >later that day >j------- 7 times in a row while thinking about her i still think about this day. imagine if i wasn't an autist and had the courage to talk with her. i wouldn't be typing those on le 4channel and be a jock or something.
: Anonymous RETARD JUICE 46 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)02:11:40 No.76294029 >be me >high school >theres this 8/10 qt >huge crush >dream about her >think about her >some weeks later >in hallway >she literally comes up to me >i was wearing a shirt with rottweiler on it >"hey.. cute shirt hahah" >brainrot.jpg >HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT >dont even make eye contact >ignore her whole presence >just walk away while still ignoring >later that day >j------- 7 times in a row while thinking about her i still think about this day. imagine if i wasn't an autist and had the courage to talk with her. i wouldn't be typing those on le 4channel and be a jock or something.

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What's his problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)13:55:29 No.195732942 file.png 738 KB PNG 482 >Holocaust Survivor >tries to genocide everyone who isn't like him What did he mean by this?
: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)13:55:29 No.195732942 file.png 738 KB PNG 482 >Holocaust Survivor >tries to genocide everyone who isn't like him What did he mean by this?

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Anon doesn't give a F | /r/Greentext

76 KB JPG >go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?
76 KB JPG >go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?

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Anon hates homeless people | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >15 minutes ago >at gas station >walking to my car from the bathroom >disheveled looking grease ball approaches me >ask if i can spare a dollar >tell him i dont have cash but i offer to buy him a drink and something to eat >he agrees and we head into the store >grab the biggest bottle of water i can find and a big ass bag of trail mix >he comes from another aisle carrying a 2 liter of mountain dew >tell him i am only gonna buy him water >he roles his eyes and says to forget about it W-- is this guys problem. i literally was about to buy him 1200 calories of trail mix and a days water worth of water and because he couldn't get mountain dew he decided it wasn't worth it. i genuinely hope that guy gets hit by a car panhandling
23 KB JPG >15 minutes ago >at gas station >walking to my car from the bathroom >disheveled looking grease ball approaches me >ask if i can spare a dollar >tell him i dont have cash but i offer to buy him a drink and something to eat >he agrees and we head into the store >grab the biggest bottle of water i can find and a big ass bag of trail mix >he comes from another aisle carrying a 2 liter of mountain dew >tell him i am only gonna buy him water >he roles his eyes and says to forget about it W-- is this guys problem. i literally was about to buy him 1200 calories of trail mix and a days water worth of water and because he couldn't get mountain dew he decided it wasn't worth it. i genuinely hope that guy gets hit by a car panhandling

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