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: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)21:58:34 No.65069196 >be me >wake up at 12 PM >my friend group wants to hang out, throw footballs and frisbees >whatever I join in >go back to my house to f--- around on BeamNG.drive 37 KB JPG >shitloads of fun >have to go to work >despite spraying dishes all damn day, I notice a qt coworker staring at me several times from the reflection of the glass pane >was oddly helpful with orders of which I can take on myself >shift ends, I order ice cream and bike home at night, no handlebars, eating ice cream whilst staring at the night sky >pic related >today was a good day
: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)21:58:34 No.65069196 >be me >wake up at 12 PM >my friend group wants to hang out, throw footballs and frisbees >whatever I join in >go back to my house to f--- around on BeamNG.drive 37 KB JPG >shitloads of fun >have to go to work >despite spraying dishes all damn day, I notice a qt coworker staring at me several times from the reflection of the glass pane >was oddly helpful with orders of which I can take on myself >shift ends, I order ice cream and bike home at night, no handlebars, eating ice cream whilst staring at the night sky >pic related >today was a good day

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Anon Passes the Ammunition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:03:58 No.65070512 >tfw let my guard down and shared some personal stuff with my mom She's going to use this new knowledge against me soon 26 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:03:58 No.65070512 >tfw let my guard down and shared some personal stuff with my mom She's going to use this new knowledge against me soon 26 KB JPG

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Anon stagnates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game 360 KB PNG >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?
: Anonymous 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game 360 KB PNG >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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Anon gets exposed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)11:37:12 No.65074027 >guy from class messages me asking for some notes >clearly gay, cartoonishly gay even, like something from a /pol/ ms paint comic >try to keep the conversation short and to the point >he keeps messaging me 33 KB JPG >i give him one word replies >he asks me if i want to go watch a movie >He's not getting the hint >send him a message saying "no. I'm straight" >he gets angry >start getting random messages from people I don't know insulting me >google the gay guy's name, find his twitter account, he posted screenshots of our convo saying I'm being a bigot and that it wasn't a sexual invitation
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)11:37:12 No.65074027 >guy from class messages me asking for some notes >clearly gay, cartoonishly gay even, like something from a /pol/ ms paint comic >try to keep the conversation short and to the point >he keeps messaging me 33 KB JPG >i give him one word replies >he asks me if i want to go watch a movie >He's not getting the hint >send him a message saying "no. I'm straight" >he gets angry >start getting random messages from people I don't know insulting me >google the gay guy's name, find his twitter account, he posted screenshots of our convo saying I'm being a bigot and that it wasn't a sexual invitation

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Cat's out of the bag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)15:38:08 No.65076367 >cat headbutts me really hard >think we have a special relationship because of that >go to friends house >their cat does same thing >no longer appreciate and feel special when my cat headbutts 133 KB JPG me Is this what having past partners feels like?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)15:38:08 No.65076367 >cat headbutts me really hard >think we have a special relationship because of that >go to friends house >their cat does same thing >no longer appreciate and feel special when my cat headbutts 133 KB JPG me Is this what having past partners feels like?

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Anon experiencing cognitive dissonance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)02:00:28 No.65078962 >be me >thinking about quiting p--- >start to search for anti-p--- propaganda >find an interview with an ex- pornstart talking about her depression and her suicide attempts, but how she improved and is empowered 508 KB PNG now >search for her p--- videos and watch both the interview and the p--- video at the same time >best f------ fap of my whole life Why am I like this? I wanted to quit this s--- and I gained a new horrible fetish.
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)02:00:28 No.65078962 >be me >thinking about quiting p--- >start to search for anti-p--- propaganda >find an interview with an ex- pornstart talking about her depression and her suicide attempts, but how she improved and is empowered 508 KB PNG now >search for her p--- videos and watch both the interview and the p--- video at the same time >best f------ fap of my whole life Why am I like this? I wanted to quit this s--- and I gained a new horrible fetish.

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Pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous First date 08/21/21(Sat)13:22:53 No.65075068 >a girl shows interest in me >we chat for day's >we both seem intrigued >decide to go out >l buy her a gift >we finally set up a date >l go 31 KB PNG >she's not there >sends me an image of the building where we were supposed to meet saying she was there >lighting doesn't match the time of the day nor the look of the building >she keeps sending me text's >I decide to roll with it (f--- it) >we set up a second date >says she will call me to tell me time >the time has passed >no call from her >waiting for her excuse tonight at 11pm >i have no idea what to do with a necklace I brought for her My fırst date has surely been a blast. I don't know what to do bros.
: Anonymous First date 08/21/21(Sat)13:22:53 No.65075068 >a girl shows interest in me >we chat for day's >we both seem intrigued >decide to go out >l buy her a gift >we finally set up a date >l go 31 KB PNG >she's not there >sends me an image of the building where we were supposed to meet saying she was there >lighting doesn't match the time of the day nor the look of the building >she keeps sending me text's >I decide to roll with it (f--- it) >we set up a second date >says she will call me to tell me time >the time has passed >no call from her >waiting for her excuse tonight at 11pm >i have no idea what to do with a necklace I brought for her My fırst date has surely been a blast. I don't know what to do bros.

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Anon is a DM | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat) 16:44:28 No.861516033 >Be me DM for 5E dnd game. >Level 2 party of 4 running about woodlands. >Random encounter generator.mov >Party comes across a hill giant cooking a Merchant and his cow over a fire straight Turducken style. >Hill giant is sat on top of merchant's goods. >Bard attempts to seduce hill giant in order to move 287 KB JPG them away from merchants goods. >Succeeds >Hill Giant slowly approaches Bard whilst licking lips. >Bard is fully prepared to f--- hill giant. >Leaves self open. >Gets messily devoured. >Group is p----- at me. W-- did they honestly expect to happen? : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)16:47:12 No.861516205 Degenerates deserve nothing but the sword.
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat) 16:44:28 No.861516033 >Be me DM for 5E dnd game. >Level 2 party of 4 running about woodlands. >Random encounter generator.mov >Party comes across a hill giant cooking a Merchant and his cow over a fire straight Turducken style. >Hill giant is sat on top of merchant's goods. >Bard attempts to seduce hill giant in order to move 287 KB JPG them away from merchants goods. >Succeeds >Hill Giant slowly approaches Bard whilst licking lips. >Bard is fully prepared to f--- hill giant. >Leaves self open. >Gets messily devoured. >Group is p----- at me. W-- did they honestly expect to happen? : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)16:47:12 No.861516205 Degenerates deserve nothing but the sword.

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Cross to bear | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)13:39:25 No.65075245 4niilvimeoi71.png 54 KB PNG >some random Jew dies in the middle east because he was being annoying Europe 2 thousand years later >OMG HE WAS THE SON OF GOD HE IS GOING TO RETURN AND PURGE THE WORLD OF ALL SIN AND EVIL AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US YOU'RE A HERETIC AND YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FORA MILLION YEARS How can anyone take this s--- seriously?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)13:39:25 No.65075245 4niilvimeoi71.png 54 KB PNG >some random Jew dies in the middle east because he was being annoying Europe 2 thousand years later >OMG HE WAS THE SON OF GOD HE IS GOING TO RETURN AND PURGE THE WORLD OF ALL SIN AND EVIL AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US YOU'RE A HERETIC AND YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FORA MILLION YEARS How can anyone take this s--- seriously?

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Hanging on by a thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message someone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP) # so instead you bother us with this s----- thread
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message someone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP) # so instead you bother us with this s----- thread

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Since we're all going to die, it's obvious that when and how don't matter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)06:23:32 No.861356985 T >be me >20 >cant move out of home because of college and not enough work it. >older sister still lives at home >works full time but doesnt pay rent >he boyfriend basically is now RATH 110 KB JPG living at our house >he also works full time and doesnt pay rent >mom and dad dont like it but wont say anything because my sister would freak out and make a huge fuss out of it >he wakes everyone up when he leaves for work in the early mornings and is just a general annoyance >started taking the house key with him >never once was he told he could do that >to make it worse the sex constantly and are not discrete about it in the least Ive had enough of this, whats the best course of action to get this moocher to f--- off. He is far to comfortable in someone else home.
: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)06:23:32 No.861356985 T >be me >20 >cant move out of home because of college and not enough work it. >older sister still lives at home >works full time but doesnt pay rent >he boyfriend basically is now RATH 110 KB JPG living at our house >he also works full time and doesnt pay rent >mom and dad dont like it but wont say anything because my sister would freak out and make a huge fuss out of it >he wakes everyone up when he leaves for work in the early mornings and is just a general annoyance >started taking the house key with him >never once was he told he could do that >to make it worse the sex constantly and are not discrete about it in the least Ive had enough of this, whats the best course of action to get this moocher to f--- off. He is far to comfortable in someone else home.

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Musky odor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)07:18:48 No.65071925 >Born into rich family >Exploit people with scam projects >Lie to everyone you had to work 100 hours "I WAS WORKING 100 HOURS" 30:03 A SCARY WORK ETHIC - Elon Musk TA Motivational Video Alpha Leaders 1M views 5 months ago This is how rich people gaslight you into working yourself to death 108 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)07:18:48 No.65071925 >Born into rich family >Exploit people with scam projects >Lie to everyone you had to work 100 hours "I WAS WORKING 100 HOURS" 30:03 A SCARY WORK ETHIC - Elon Musk TA Motivational Video Alpha Leaders 1M views 5 months ago This is how rich people gaslight you into working yourself to death 108 KB PNG

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anon discovers flight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:20:36 No.861479966 >try to run in dream >cant, not enough friction on ground >think about gravity pushing harder down on me >able to run 40 KB JPG what other hacks do you use in your dreams? I also figured out how to fly by focusing on levitating my body upwards and accelerating forward. 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:20:36 No.861479966 >try to run in dream >cant, not enough friction on ground >think about gravity pushing harder down on me >able to run 40 KB JPG what other hacks do you use in your dreams? I also figured out how to fly by focusing on levitating my body upwards and accelerating forward. 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon gets a compliment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/28/20(Mon)15:07:43 No.61586879 help me figure out something fellow robotos >be me, asianon >working some wagie job >boss is white, has a trashy ass teenage kid >one day chatting after work, 19 KB PNG boss is going off about his no good pos hell spawn again >justanotherday.avi >suddenly turns to me >"hey anon did ur parents beat u as a child?" >"uh yeah" >"huh, maybe i should have beat my kid when he was younger, maybe he could have turned out more like you" >"thank you...?" that was a compliment right???
: Anonymous 12/28/20(Mon)15:07:43 No.61586879 help me figure out something fellow robotos >be me, asianon >working some wagie job >boss is white, has a trashy ass teenage kid >one day chatting after work, 19 KB PNG boss is going off about his no good pos hell spawn again >justanotherday.avi >suddenly turns to me >"hey anon did ur parents beat u as a child?" >"uh yeah" >"huh, maybe i should have beat my kid when he was younger, maybe he could have turned out more like you" >"thank you...?" that was a compliment right???

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Anon buys a giraffe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)05:22:08 No.861470483 >be me, 27 >recently quit drinking when I realised l'm just as miserable drunk as I am sober >become overcome with waves of sorrow and fear sometimes >end up wandering around in a store because I'm too scared to 27 KB PNG be alone but have nowhere to go >end up at the toy aisle >pick up a plush giraffe, realise I don't want to let go of it >it's the biggest f------ thing in the shelf but I've got grownup money and it still costs less than a bottle of vodka >end up buying it >take it home, end up taking it to bed with me as I try to go to sleep at night >it's just the right size to be the little spoon >suddenly burst into tears >end up crying myself to sleep, cuddling up a toy and gently stroking the giraffe's left ear : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)05:34:03 No.861471126 >>861470483 (OP) # Man that's terrible I'm glad I ain't you >>861476966 #
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)05:22:08 No.861470483 >be me, 27 >recently quit drinking when I realised l'm just as miserable drunk as I am sober >become overcome with waves of sorrow and fear sometimes >end up wandering around in a store because I'm too scared to 27 KB PNG be alone but have nowhere to go >end up at the toy aisle >pick up a plush giraffe, realise I don't want to let go of it >it's the biggest f------ thing in the shelf but I've got grownup money and it still costs less than a bottle of vodka >end up buying it >take it home, end up taking it to bed with me as I try to go to sleep at night >it's just the right size to be the little spoon >suddenly burst into tears >end up crying myself to sleep, cuddling up a toy and gently stroking the giraffe's left ear : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)05:34:03 No.861471126 >>861470483 (OP) # Man that's terrible I'm glad I ain't you >>861476966 #

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Anon is a next level thinker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) 634 KB JPG >remove bin every week and rinse with hose Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) 634 KB JPG >remove bin every week and rinse with hose Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?

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Anon is a true Genghis Khan descendent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)04:07:05 No.2064432 >Manila, solo, white traveler aged 27 >f--- barely legal Filipina and relentlessly cream pie her to kingdom come over two weeks >receive text notification 215 KB JPG >open msg, "I'm pregnant" >throw phone in the ocean and head to Cambodia the same day Shutter to think how many kids I have in asia to be 100% honest with you lads >>2064440 # >>2064639 # >>2064676 # >>2064682 # >>2072945 # >>2073512 # >>2088760 #
: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)04:07:05 No.2064432 >Manila, solo, white traveler aged 27 >f--- barely legal Filipina and relentlessly cream pie her to kingdom come over two weeks >receive text notification 215 KB JPG >open msg, "I'm pregnant" >throw phone in the ocean and head to Cambodia the same day Shutter to think how many kids I have in asia to be 100% honest with you lads >>2064440 # >>2064639 # >>2064676 # >>2064682 # >>2072945 # >>2073512 # >>2088760 #

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Anon have a dream | /r/Greentext

Hello 4Chan, lemme tell you a dream i had >be me >Just passes my exams >be happy because school is gone >Had bad memories in school 182 KB JPG >be also me, again. >Sleeping >Brain get bored and wanna do a bit of trolling >"Yo dude, wake up, we have school, you failed exams and gotta repeat the year." >Cries entire dream because I gotta spend another year with my retarded fellows. >Get only bad grades at school >Everyone bully me and teachers laugh about me when I answer at questions >Hit depression in dream >Wakes up >my brain be like:"It was a dream Fatass, stop sweating and get back to sleep" >pic related is my brain in that moment
Hello 4Chan, lemme tell you a dream i had >be me >Just passes my exams >be happy because school is gone >Had bad memories in school 182 KB JPG >be also me, again. >Sleeping >Brain get bored and wanna do a bit of trolling >"Yo dude, wake up, we have school, you failed exams and gotta repeat the year." >Cries entire dream because I gotta spend another year with my retarded fellows. >Get only bad grades at school >Everyone bully me and teachers laugh about me when I answer at questions >Hit depression in dream >Wakes up >my brain be like:"It was a dream Fatass, stop sweating and get back to sleep" >pic related is my brain in that moment

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Anon gets of the grid | /r/Greentext

File: americanpsycho460-2. jpg (10 KB. 200x200) Anonymous 08/15/15(Sat)20:55:03 No.634948902 >delete facebook >leave all social media >leave city >move to Himalayas >one day pigeon comes with note >open note >Candy Crush request
File: americanpsycho460-2. jpg (10 KB. 200x200) Anonymous 08/15/15(Sat)20:55:03 No.634948902 >delete facebook >leave all social media >leave city >move to Himalayas >one day pigeon comes with note >open note >Candy Crush request

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Anon plays with his bow | /r/Greentext

MFW I tried to commit suicide once. >be me >have staff bow with arrows found at garage sale >home alone and miserable 40 KB JPG >start shooting bow at my mattress >get idea >go outside and shoot bow straight up in the air >close my eyes and wait for deaths release >nothing happens >shoot another and then a other >not working >this time I shoot up in the air and try to watch to see where it's going to land >run across lawn hopping it hits me >keep doing this for a while >parents come home >watch me figurusly shoot arrow into air then run around the back yard >parents think im autistic and took my bow away
MFW I tried to commit suicide once. >be me >have staff bow with arrows found at garage sale >home alone and miserable 40 KB JPG >start shooting bow at my mattress >get idea >go outside and shoot bow straight up in the air >close my eyes and wait for deaths release >nothing happens >shoot another and then a other >not working >this time I shoot up in the air and try to watch to see where it's going to land >run across lawn hopping it hits me >keep doing this for a while >parents come home >watch me figurusly shoot arrow into air then run around the back yard >parents think im autistic and took my bow away

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