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: Anonymous 05/24/18(Thu)10:22:07 No.769499299 Look, if you had one shot, or one Hey /b/, when did you realize you're a retard? opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, >be me one moment Would you apture it r just >sophomore in high school let it slip? >some guy during p.e. had a heart attack during some running s--- >guy died 55 KB JPG >the next day they tell everyone if you knew him or feel like you need time to grieve you can spend as long as needed in the cafeteria. >i didn't know him but i pretended i did to get out of class. >see my friends in the cafeteria >figure they did the same thing >"whats up guys? Getting out of class too?" >they stare at me but say nothing >"good thing he died, i hate math" >said it louder than i meant >everyone heard me >"anon... w--?" >everyone staring at me with the angriest faces I've seen I panicked and ran back to class, only to break down and get sent back to the cafeteria. All my friends stopped talking to me from then on.
: Anonymous 05/24/18(Thu)10:22:07 No.769499299 Look, if you had one shot, or one Hey /b/, when did you realize you're a retard? opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, >be me one moment Would you apture it r just >sophomore in high school let it slip? >some guy during p.e. had a heart attack during some running s--- >guy died 55 KB JPG >the next day they tell everyone if you knew him or feel like you need time to grieve you can spend as long as needed in the cafeteria. >i didn't know him but i pretended i did to get out of class. >see my friends in the cafeteria >figure they did the same thing >"whats up guys? Getting out of class too?" >they stare at me but say nothing >"good thing he died, i hate math" >said it louder than i meant >everyone heard me >"anon... w--?" >everyone staring at me with the angriest faces I've seen I panicked and ran back to class, only to break down and get sent back to the cafeteria. All my friends stopped talking to me from then on.

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Anon loses his friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/18(Thu)10:22:07 No.769499299 Look, if you had one shot, or one Hey /b/, when did you realize you're a retard? opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, >be me one moment Would you apture it r just >sophomore in high school let it slip? >some guy during p.e. had a heart attack during some running s--- >guy died 55 KB JPG >the next day they tell everyone if you knew him or feel like you need time to grieve you can spend as long as needed in the cafeteria. >i didn't know him but i pretended i did to get out of class. >see my friends in the cafeteria >figure they did the same thing >"whats up guys? Getting out of class too?" >they stare at me but say nothing >"good thing he died, i hate math" >said it louder than i meant >everyone heard me >"anon... w--?" >everyone staring at me with the angriest faces I've seen I panicked and ran back to class, only to break down and get sent back to the cafeteria. All my friends stopped talking to me from then on.
: Anonymous 05/24/18(Thu)10:22:07 No.769499299 Look, if you had one shot, or one Hey /b/, when did you realize you're a retard? opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, >be me one moment Would you apture it r just >sophomore in high school let it slip? >some guy during p.e. had a heart attack during some running s--- >guy died 55 KB JPG >the next day they tell everyone if you knew him or feel like you need time to grieve you can spend as long as needed in the cafeteria. >i didn't know him but i pretended i did to get out of class. >see my friends in the cafeteria >figure they did the same thing >"whats up guys? Getting out of class too?" >they stare at me but say nothing >"good thing he died, i hate math" >said it louder than i meant >everyone heard me >"anon... w--?" >everyone staring at me with the angriest faces I've seen I panicked and ran back to class, only to break down and get sent back to the cafeteria. All my friends stopped talking to me from then on.

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Anon has man boobas | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)20:01:13 No.65025494 Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had >"You're not fooling anyone with those t--- t-----" >Not even trans You know, I thought I had reached rock bottom in terms of self 176 KB JPG esteem but I'm shocked l've managed to fall even further.
: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)20:01:13 No.65025494 Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had >"You're not fooling anyone with those t--- t-----" >Not even trans You know, I thought I had reached rock bottom in terms of self 176 KB JPG esteem but I'm shocked l've managed to fall even further.

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My life is a lie | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 03/10/21(Wěd)22:48:31 Nó.6269760 >it changes the bread to toast, it doesn't replace it with toast >it uhhhhhh it heats up the bread >and it becomes toast, trust me on this one >there are no tubes under your toaster that takes the bread away and puts toast 6 KB JPG into your toaster >stop looking for it i just said it isn't there
:Anonymous 03/10/21(Wěd)22:48:31 Nó.6269760 >it changes the bread to toast, it doesn't replace it with toast >it uhhhhhh it heats up the bread >and it becomes toast, trust me on this one >there are no tubes under your toaster that takes the bread away and puts toast 6 KB JPG into your toaster >stop looking for it i just said it isn't there

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Anon hates mosquitoes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mosquito Hate Thread 08/17/21(Tue)09:46:16 No.3898777 You get what you f------ deserve coe.png 315 KB PNG >tfw you successfully track down, isolate, and EXECUTE that F------ mosquito that's been buzzing around your house for 3 days
: Anonymous Mosquito Hate Thread 08/17/21(Tue)09:46:16 No.3898777 You get what you f------ deserve coe.png 315 KB PNG >tfw you successfully track down, isolate, and EXECUTE that F------ mosquito that's been buzzing around your house for 3 days

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Anon is a mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)19:31:17 No.65025129 >let a girl at work soft bully me >she wants me to make food for her >after a week shes still bugging me >tell her ill get to it when i get to it >she apologizes and tells me to not be mad at her 69 KB JPG >tell her im not mad and tell her ill make something for her >she smiles and calls me a good boy and tells me to hurry and bring her a sample am i a simp for wanting to actually bring her something homemade? i like seeing her smile and i like hearing her talk to me like that
: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)19:31:17 No.65025129 >let a girl at work soft bully me >she wants me to make food for her >after a week shes still bugging me >tell her ill get to it when i get to it >she apologizes and tells me to not be mad at her 69 KB JPG >tell her im not mad and tell her ill make something for her >she smiles and calls me a good boy and tells me to hurry and bring her a sample am i a simp for wanting to actually bring her something homemade? i like seeing her smile and i like hearing her talk to me like that

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Anon’s heart breaks for Afghan interpreters | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous (ID: NTAW6P6S ) E Afghanistan 08/18/21(Wed)08:40:02 No.334919303 > Be a normal Afghan man > Be married with kids > The United States invades your country > Lose everything you have > You work with the U.S. as an interpreter > You help the U.S. achieve their goals every step of the way 8 KB JPG > See Taliban begin to slowly gain ground > Read reports that they may overtake the capital > Apply for asylum in the U.S. > Know that if the Taliban take Kabul, they will murder you and your family > The U.S. officially leaves > Watch as no plans are in place to help you relocate > Feel helpless > You did nothing wrong > You helped the U.S. and they turned their back on you > Watch as Joe Biden goes on vacation while your capital gets invaded by the Taliban > Watch Joe Biden say he “has no regrets" > Beg your former American troop friends to help you > They tell you they're angry and they feel helpless because no one is listening > Knock on your door in the middle of the night > 3 Taliban fighters gun down your wife and kids before executing you in your own home for working for the United States > You did nothing wrong and you paid the ultimate price
| Anonymous (ID: NTAW6P6S ) E Afghanistan 08/18/21(Wed)08:40:02 No.334919303 > Be a normal Afghan man > Be married with kids > The United States invades your country > Lose everything you have > You work with the U.S. as an interpreter > You help the U.S. achieve their goals every step of the way 8 KB JPG > See Taliban begin to slowly gain ground > Read reports that they may overtake the capital > Apply for asylum in the U.S. > Know that if the Taliban take Kabul, they will murder you and your family > The U.S. officially leaves > Watch as no plans are in place to help you relocate > Feel helpless > You did nothing wrong > You helped the U.S. and they turned their back on you > Watch as Joe Biden goes on vacation while your capital gets invaded by the Taliban > Watch Joe Biden say he “has no regrets" > Beg your former American troop friends to help you > They tell you they're angry and they feel helpless because no one is listening > Knock on your door in the middle of the night > 3 Taliban fighters gun down your wife and kids before executing you in your own home for working for the United States > You did nothing wrong and you paid the ultimate price

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Anon is a good friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)23:22:04 No.843664733 >new years 2012 >at friends house f------ with fireworks >friend lets go of one too late >blows up hand >see a finger go flying >grab it 107 KB PNG >call ambulance for dumbass >put finger on string to make a necklace >give it to him as a gift on his birthday a couple weeks later >he just looks at me with pure hate >mfw i try to pick his nose with it and he starts trying to choke me Was so worth it
: Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)23:22:04 No.843664733 >new years 2012 >at friends house f------ with fireworks >friend lets go of one too late >blows up hand >see a finger go flying >grab it 107 KB PNG >call ambulance for dumbass >put finger on string to make a necklace >give it to him as a gift on his birthday a couple weeks later >he just looks at me with pure hate >mfw i try to pick his nose with it and he starts trying to choke me Was so worth it

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Green text I just found | /r/Greentext

>Decide to try reddit out to see what it's like >Make account >Can't post anywhere >Turns out people need to upvote your posts before you're allowed to post in other places 62 KB JPG >w-- >Post in a bunch of s----- areas of the site to get some points built up so I can post elsewhere >Still can't post. Your account needs to be a certain age before you can post in most of the website >w-- >Wait a few weeks and try posting again >Make edgy joke >Get permabanned from multiple parts of the site >w-- >Still posting in areas of website l'm not banned from >Decide to give a post I saw that I liked an emoji >Asking for credit card information >w-- you need to pay actual money to put an emoji next to a post? >and people actually do it? >state an opinion I have on something >somebody digs through my account history to find a comment I made awhile ago saying something slightly contradictory because there's no way to make your account private Why the f--- do people use that s--- site.
>Decide to try reddit out to see what it's like >Make account >Can't post anywhere >Turns out people need to upvote your posts before you're allowed to post in other places 62 KB JPG >w-- >Post in a bunch of s----- areas of the site to get some points built up so I can post elsewhere >Still can't post. Your account needs to be a certain age before you can post in most of the website >w-- >Wait a few weeks and try posting again >Make edgy joke >Get permabanned from multiple parts of the site >w-- >Still posting in areas of website l'm not banned from >Decide to give a post I saw that I liked an emoji >Asking for credit card information >w-- you need to pay actual money to put an emoji next to a post? >and people actually do it? >state an opinion I have on something >somebody digs through my account history to find a comment I made awhile ago saying something slightly contradictory because there's no way to make your account private Why the f--- do people use that s--- site.

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Regrets, I’ve had a few | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)08:04:55 No.65046222 Please be patient I have autisn >two years ago >sitting in my room playing vidya >get phone call from a lady friend >pick up, she's in hysterics >after calming down a little bit she tells me her boyfriend sold her nudes to some 42 KB JPG of his friends and she doesn't know what to do >calm her down and tell her to just break up with him >talk for 5 minutes and just have a heart to heart >she says she loves me >inner autism activates >"ok" >hang up >go back to gaming Probably the most retarded moment in my life
: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)08:04:55 No.65046222 Please be patient I have autisn >two years ago >sitting in my room playing vidya >get phone call from a lady friend >pick up, she's in hysterics >after calming down a little bit she tells me her boyfriend sold her nudes to some 42 KB JPG of his friends and she doesn't know what to do >calm her down and tell her to just break up with him >talk for 5 minutes and just have a heart to heart >she says she loves me >inner autism activates >"ok" >hang up >go back to gaming Probably the most retarded moment in my life

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Anon has standards | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 20210707_090411.png (226 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:15:54 No.65033709 [Reply] >match on tinder >instantly send girl a gif >no reply Well she wasn't the one Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:59:12 No.65034227 That's pretty based. Persistence is the key.
File: IMG 20210707_090411.png (226 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:15:54 No.65033709 [Reply] >match on tinder >instantly send girl a gif >no reply Well she wasn't the one Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:59:12 No.65034227 That's pretty based. Persistence is the key.

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anon greendays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:49:35 No.65030035 >When you're 12 yo and you're walking home from school and Greenday comes on your mp3. >l weally do walk lone. >nyoooo 8 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:49:35 No.65030035 >When you're 12 yo and you're walking home from school and Greenday comes on your mp3. >l weally do walk lone. >nyoooo 8 KB JPG

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Anon has an addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)20:56:44 No.773137671 >breast milk / lactation fetish >convince gf to order sketchy meds from vietnam to induce lactation >months later unmarked brown package arrives >loose pills in a bag >f--- it >gf begins taking them with each meal >within a week t--- start leaking >within a month she's gone up a cupsize >t--- defying gravity they're so perky >she can squirt streams of milk across the room >sucking it out best sensation ever >sex is intense and feral >best we've ever had >become addicted to drinking her milk >constantly crave the taste of it (even now) >always end up rock hard when she gives me a drink >ravage her like an animal at the watering hole >seeing great gains in gym, not sure if related or not >brown bag eventually runs out of pills >website we ordered from shut down >milk supply getting smaller >can't find new supplier >milk supply mostly gone >desperation for milk intensifies >get her pregnant intentionally just so I can get more milk >ffw gf is 5 months pregnant and we're in a s----- 1 bedroom rental with no savings >no idea what to do next >breast milk addiction ruining my life >can't wait to drink it again though
: Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)20:56:44 No.773137671 >breast milk / lactation fetish >convince gf to order sketchy meds from vietnam to induce lactation >months later unmarked brown package arrives >loose pills in a bag >f--- it >gf begins taking them with each meal >within a week t--- start leaking >within a month she's gone up a cupsize >t--- defying gravity they're so perky >she can squirt streams of milk across the room >sucking it out best sensation ever >sex is intense and feral >best we've ever had >become addicted to drinking her milk >constantly crave the taste of it (even now) >always end up rock hard when she gives me a drink >ravage her like an animal at the watering hole >seeing great gains in gym, not sure if related or not >brown bag eventually runs out of pills >website we ordered from shut down >milk supply getting smaller >can't find new supplier >milk supply mostly gone >desperation for milk intensifies >get her pregnant intentionally just so I can get more milk >ffw gf is 5 months pregnant and we're in a s----- 1 bedroom rental with no savings >no idea what to do next >breast milk addiction ruining my life >can't wait to drink it again though

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Anon gets a divorce | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 hours ago 769969141 : Sorry I suck at Greentext. >Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath. >Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she's always running out. >Get a nanny cam that's hidden in a lamp. Get video of her f------ around. >Find out everything I can about the guy she's f------. >lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold of his resume. >Rework it so it's not retarded, impersonate him, and get him an interview at a studio 2 states away. Dream job, if you're a f--. >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy b------- ghosts my wife. >Meanwhile start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my truck in a lockbox. Put away $10k. >It's time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone and turn off alarms on days that the coin I flip turns up heads. >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them f------. Next to that is a copy of the divorce petition. 10 REPLIES
Anonymous 11 hours ago 769969141 : Sorry I suck at Greentext. >Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath. >Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she's always running out. >Get a nanny cam that's hidden in a lamp. Get video of her f------ around. >Find out everything I can about the guy she's f------. >lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold of his resume. >Rework it so it's not retarded, impersonate him, and get him an interview at a studio 2 states away. Dream job, if you're a f--. >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy b------- ghosts my wife. >Meanwhile start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my truck in a lockbox. Put away $10k. >It's time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone and turn off alarms on days that the coin I flip turns up heads. >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them f------. Next to that is a copy of the divorce petition. 10 REPLIES

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The gym shitter strikes | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 1696.jpg (114 KB, 495x640) Gym Happening Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:14:16 No.63090328 [Reply] ► >>63094704 >be at gym this past weekend >some sperg who looks like Rorschach is slamming plates and bas around as if trying to be as loud as humanly possible >staff repeatedly ask him to stop or he will get the boot >#hepersists >they send the biggest guy from the front desk to presumably intimidate him into being quiet >he wigs out and tosses a bar with 2 plates (Imao) over the railing down to the bottom level where the front desk is (pic related) >staff call the cops and tell him to f--- off >he storms out muttering obscenities >think to myself that this guy has to be a /fit/izen >think to myself this has to be related to the flyer in the mens locker room asking the person that is smearing s--- everywhere to stop Seriously are you out there a------?
File: IMG 1696.jpg (114 KB, 495x640) Gym Happening Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:14:16 No.63090328 [Reply] ► >>63094704 >be at gym this past weekend >some sperg who looks like Rorschach is slamming plates and bas around as if trying to be as loud as humanly possible >staff repeatedly ask him to stop or he will get the boot >#hepersists >they send the biggest guy from the front desk to presumably intimidate him into being quiet >he wigs out and tosses a bar with 2 plates (Imao) over the railing down to the bottom level where the front desk is (pic related) >staff call the cops and tell him to f--- off >he storms out muttering obscenities >think to myself that this guy has to be a /fit/izen >think to myself this has to be related to the flyer in the mens locker room asking the person that is smearing s--- everywhere to stop Seriously are you out there a------?

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No Regerts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)00:10:09 No.65029303 >end relationship to move cities >get job I wanted after graduating >we lose contact due to distance and other priorities >haven't made many friends in my first few months of starting work 118 KB PNG I'm alone, sad, horny and miss them. But it was my fault for choosing the job over them. What do?
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)00:10:09 No.65029303 >end relationship to move cities >get job I wanted after graduating >we lose contact due to distance and other priorities >haven't made many friends in my first few months of starting work 118 KB PNG I'm alone, sad, horny and miss them. But it was my fault for choosing the job over them. What do?

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To the victor go the spoils | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:49:37 No.65035613 FIGHT CLUB >c'mon anon, put on those gloves. Winner gets oral What do you do? 214 KB JPG 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)16:10:42 No.65036548 >>65035613 (OP) # >What do you do? >halfheartedly spar because she's a woman >still win >l get my free crest oral gel toothpaste >l celebrate with a mcburger and a coke on my walk home, as I do not have a car >do university homework and study my ass off >ate something today so I get a reason to use my new toothpaste >brush and floss >unfold japanese tatami rectangle and lay out japanese futon on it >sleep >>65036586 #
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:49:37 No.65035613 FIGHT CLUB >c'mon anon, put on those gloves. Winner gets oral What do you do? 214 KB JPG 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)16:10:42 No.65036548 >>65035613 (OP) # >What do you do? >halfheartedly spar because she's a woman >still win >l get my free crest oral gel toothpaste >l celebrate with a mcburger and a coke on my walk home, as I do not have a car >do university homework and study my ass off >ate something today so I get a reason to use my new toothpaste >brush and floss >unfold japanese tatami rectangle and lay out japanese futon on it >sleep >>65036586 #

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Karma poor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)15:26:35 No.65036043 >browse reddit a few times out of curiosity >see an obvious troll fishing for downvotes >retards still notice him and downvote him regardless >most of the comments are 76 KB JPG about him being mad at the downvotes >mfw one of them even said "how can you sleep at night knowing you get downvoted so badly?" How can there be levels of estrogen this high? They're... just.. internet clicks.. What the f---? | also saw someone say "I am getting off SO bad from your suffering, you must be miserable, you're getting downvoted to hell" Lmao. Neither of them were ironically written 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)15:29:44 No.65036077 thank you for this informative post GROUND Sage 51 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)15:26:35 No.65036043 >browse reddit a few times out of curiosity >see an obvious troll fishing for downvotes >retards still notice him and downvote him regardless >most of the comments are 76 KB JPG about him being mad at the downvotes >mfw one of them even said "how can you sleep at night knowing you get downvoted so badly?" How can there be levels of estrogen this high? They're... just.. internet clicks.. What the f---? | also saw someone say "I am getting off SO bad from your suffering, you must be miserable, you're getting downvoted to hell" Lmao. Neither of them were ironically written 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)15:29:44 No.65036077 thank you for this informative post GROUND Sage 51 KB JPG

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New Horizons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)16:31:18 No.65036835 >be me >Straight male >Visiting family >Hanging out with little brother who's playing games >He's playing new horizons >He's actually got a pretty nice world going on 44 KB JPG >Decided to join him and make I character >We play for a bit >lt gets late >Brother gets tired >Want to spend more time with him so I play on my own to get used to it >Discover a plethora of clothing options >Cycling through them >Reach some more feminine attire >A pink short skirt >Wear it as a joke >Ever so slightly arousing >Get scared and take it off >Ffw a few days >Still visiting with parents >Play New Horizons again >Try and see if I was just real horney last time >Put on more feminine clothes >Nope I'm hard >Mfw I have a crossdressing kink >Mfw Animal crossing helped me discover a sexual kink You'd think it would be something like b---------- but nope. Wat do?
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)16:31:18 No.65036835 >be me >Straight male >Visiting family >Hanging out with little brother who's playing games >He's playing new horizons >He's actually got a pretty nice world going on 44 KB JPG >Decided to join him and make I character >We play for a bit >lt gets late >Brother gets tired >Want to spend more time with him so I play on my own to get used to it >Discover a plethora of clothing options >Cycling through them >Reach some more feminine attire >A pink short skirt >Wear it as a joke >Ever so slightly arousing >Get scared and take it off >Ffw a few days >Still visiting with parents >Play New Horizons again >Try and see if I was just real horney last time >Put on more feminine clothes >Nope I'm hard >Mfw I have a crossdressing kink >Mfw Animal crossing helped me discover a sexual kink You'd think it would be something like b---------- but nope. Wat do?

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Anon Isn’t a Hydro Homie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)00:57:08 No.65029673 >at work >chugging from my 2L coke zero bottle like I often do >obese karen remarks that I shouldn't be drinking it and coke is bad for my health >ask her what's so bad about sugarless Diet Coca-Cola 22 KB JPG cokes >fluoride stare >uhhh....chemicals Why are normies so afraid of soda?
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)00:57:08 No.65029673 >at work >chugging from my 2L coke zero bottle like I often do >obese karen remarks that I shouldn't be drinking it and coke is bad for my health >ask her what's so bad about sugarless Diet Coca-Cola 22 KB JPG cokes >fluoride stare >uhhh....chemicals Why are normies so afraid of soda?

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