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37115842>33/11615 Can I seduce scandinavian girls ? I wll go for holy days. Pic is me Thanks. Anonymous = 11/24/14(Mon)19:19:34 No.33711808 File: foldert png (670 KB, 1312x876) >33711842 3371189 Doesn't matter. You're in my folder now. Agrre. intn: kpert a Auns er! kddin Astiland n: a! Aa Addea zlen t Lals lalg. ash. Er uts ElurS 1.de L BLd E Che CHita i an : Caatnt Caradır 5 ind S Cole-naw unta Crerti aracar aht: BINEN rira raree terens fa- n- hallv sl i eans a IESUCO KeDa KEDab French 7 French 8 French Tunisian French
37115842>33/11615 Can I seduce scandinavian girls ? I wll go for holy days. Pic is me Thanks. Anonymous = 11/24/14(Mon)19:19:34 No.33711808 File: foldert png (670 KB, 1312x876) >33711842 3371189 Doesn't matter. You're in my folder now. Agrre. intn: kpert a Auns er! kddin Astiland n: a! Aa Addea zlen t Lals lalg. ash. Er uts ElurS 1.de L BLd E Che CHita i an : Caatnt Caradır 5 ind S Cole-naw unta Crerti aracar aht: BINEN rira raree terens fa- n- hallv sl i eans a IESUCO KeDa KEDab French 7 French 8 French Tunisian French

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Anon doesn't wanna pay rent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bb73RTWr RENTIES RISE UP 08/12/21(Thu)17:33:22 No.39675057 US renter accused of cutting off landlord's head with samurai sword after dispute 31/07/2020 Matt Burrows 8945865A-3622-4D8F-A384-73712E03F71A.jpg 382 KB JPG >HEY RENTIE, YER FIVE MINUTES LATE ON THE RENT, IM KEEPING YOUR DEPOSIT >"keep it...I'll just keep...YOUR SOUL" *unzips katana* >*SHWING SHWING SHWING**landie explodes into a million pieces* >"heh...nothing personnel...landcuck. while you studied real estate, I studied the blade."
: Anonymous (ID: bb73RTWr RENTIES RISE UP 08/12/21(Thu)17:33:22 No.39675057 US renter accused of cutting off landlord's head with samurai sword after dispute 31/07/2020 Matt Burrows 8945865A-3622-4D8F-A384-73712E03F71A.jpg 382 KB JPG >HEY RENTIE, YER FIVE MINUTES LATE ON THE RENT, IM KEEPING YOUR DEPOSIT >"keep it...I'll just keep...YOUR SOUL" *unzips katana* >*SHWING SHWING SHWING**landie explodes into a million pieces* >"heh...nothing personnel...landcuck. while you studied real estate, I studied the blade."

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Teams have been autobalanced | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:46:25 No.64956887 >playing tf2 >reluctantly say something in voice chat, foolishly thinking that this time things will be different >whole server goes quiet for a moment >suddenly half the server talks at the same time, an incomprehensible jumble, all you make out is something like "IS THAT A BOY??" >half of the enemy team switches to yours >a few of them switch to medic and follow you around >you get flustered from all the attention >game becomes way too chaotic and you disconnect >close the game and see you have 8 new friend requests >all of a sudden remembering why you never use mic
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:46:25 No.64956887 >playing tf2 >reluctantly say something in voice chat, foolishly thinking that this time things will be different >whole server goes quiet for a moment >suddenly half the server talks at the same time, an incomprehensible jumble, all you make out is something like "IS THAT A BOY??" >half of the enemy team switches to yours >a few of them switch to medic and follow you around >you get flustered from all the attention >game becomes way too chaotic and you disconnect >close the game and see you have 8 new friend requests >all of a sudden remembering why you never use mic

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Incel in cell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)10:03:07 No.64958073 >be almost 24-y/o virgin >was thinking about starting a youtube channel to talk about my problems and how people ge themselves into my situation >lunatic incel murders 5 people in 31 KB JPG my country >yet more stoking the flames of male virgin/incel hatred yeah maybe it's not a good idea lol guess i'm just gonna have to be alone with my troubles
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)10:03:07 No.64958073 >be almost 24-y/o virgin >was thinking about starting a youtube channel to talk about my problems and how people ge themselves into my situation >lunatic incel murders 5 people in 31 KB JPG my country >yet more stoking the flames of male virgin/incel hatred yeah maybe it's not a good idea lol guess i'm just gonna have to be alone with my troubles

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anon encounters an unexpected situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)09:33:47 No.860955835 >be me >fart >it's wet 88 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)09:33:47 No.860955835 >be me >fart >it's wet 88 KB JPG

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Right to vote | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:50:44 No.64954465 >work at small local restaurant as a waiter >get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling ebough desserts >make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the 37 KB JPG course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying s--- like "what happened to the nice waiter?" >convince a few friends to do the same >review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time >mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back >over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5 >get a raise >mfw
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:50:44 No.64954465 >work at small local restaurant as a waiter >get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling ebough desserts >make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the 37 KB JPG course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying s--- like "what happened to the nice waiter?" >convince a few friends to do the same >review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time >mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back >over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5 >get a raise >mfw

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Anon asks about cavemen ghosts | /r/Greentext

ghosts how come everytime there's a ghost in a movie or some sorta ghost sighting video they always gotta be some 1800's woman? why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? 24m (8/13 19:29) · 29486345 GIF · 91KB · (544 × 503) 1 Reply >>29486334 (OP) >why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? because they haunt caves you f------ retard
ghosts how come everytime there's a ghost in a movie or some sorta ghost sighting video they always gotta be some 1800's woman? why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? 24m (8/13 19:29) · 29486345 GIF · 91KB · (544 × 503) 1 Reply >>29486334 (OP) >why don't we ever see any cavemen ghosts? because they haunt caves you f------ retard

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Tears of a clown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:01:51 No.64954143 Just make her laugh bro. Girls love funny guys. How to make women laugh Joke Not funny Same joke OMG YOUR SO FUNNY 168 KB PNG 46 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:36:50 No.64956807 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:38:15 No.64956821 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)08:02:15 No.64956993 >>64954143 (OP) # >go on date >we hang out all day and goes well imo, she seems to be having fun, and she was literally crying laughing like half a dozen times >sleep over at her place >ask her if she wants to do this again because muh "make ur intentions known early, it's your fault that you're in the firendzone" >"i would like to hang out still but to be clear i'm not really attracted to you that way and just want to be friends" >i said ok or something, but i imagine i was visibly sad >"it's fine we can still hang out" "what's so wrong with being my friend?" she says >change subject and eventually go home >don't contact her again
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:01:51 No.64954143 Just make her laugh bro. Girls love funny guys. How to make women laugh Joke Not funny Same joke OMG YOUR SO FUNNY 168 KB PNG 46 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:36:50 No.64956807 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)07:38:15 No.64956821 : Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)08:02:15 No.64956993 >>64954143 (OP) # >go on date >we hang out all day and goes well imo, she seems to be having fun, and she was literally crying laughing like half a dozen times >sleep over at her place >ask her if she wants to do this again because muh "make ur intentions known early, it's your fault that you're in the firendzone" >"i would like to hang out still but to be clear i'm not really attracted to you that way and just want to be friends" >i said ok or something, but i imagine i was visibly sad >"it's fine we can still hang out" "what's so wrong with being my friend?" she says >change subject and eventually go home >don't contact her again

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Anon is a weeb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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anon isn’t like other guys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:52:10 No.860940350 i'm not like other guys >be me >be virgin >can't sleep >think about being virgin 4 KB JPG >cry >not out of desire >not out of shame >cry out of subconscious impulse for pain >wipe tears on face and neck >"this is sweať"
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:52:10 No.860940350 i'm not like other guys >be me >be virgin >can't sleep >think about being virgin 4 KB JPG >cry >not out of desire >not out of shame >cry out of subconscious impulse for pain >wipe tears on face and neck >"this is sweať"

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Anon was a Psychologist's project | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets gaypilled by his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)18:29:24 No.3883200 >that one special needs kid who used to put his fingers in his mouth >used to avoid extensively due to hygiene reasons >teachers used to always try and convince to go near him even though I would avoid him like the plague >used to call him disgusting and dirty for putting his fingers in his mouth >one day one the teachers sat us both down and said it was okay and then started holding his hands to show it was okay I'll never forgive you Mrs. Giles not /an/ but exposed me to the ignorance of the once revered Teachers and adults, excusing a filthy act and instead of disciplining the tard trying to convince me it was okay and trying to make me do gay s--- like hold his hand so he wouldn't feel upset
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)18:29:24 No.3883200 >that one special needs kid who used to put his fingers in his mouth >used to avoid extensively due to hygiene reasons >teachers used to always try and convince to go near him even though I would avoid him like the plague >used to call him disgusting and dirty for putting his fingers in his mouth >one day one the teachers sat us both down and said it was okay and then started holding his hands to show it was okay I'll never forgive you Mrs. Giles not /an/ but exposed me to the ignorance of the once revered Teachers and adults, excusing a filthy act and instead of disciplining the tard trying to convince me it was okay and trying to make me do gay s--- like hold his hand so he wouldn't feel upset

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Anon works in the hospital | /r/Greentext

>Be me yesterday >3rd year in Med School >Working in Trauma Bay, 1am tired as s--- >Call comes in from EMS, 16 year old male, stroke symptoms >N---- w-- 16 year olds don't get strokes >Kid comes in, clearly stroking out, Radiology takes him away for scans and s--- >Meanwhile, I get sent to talk to parents to find out what happened >Stand awkwardly and pat backs to try and console them >Not f------ working >Eventually calm down and I ask them when they noticed the stroke to establish timeline >Turns out the mom was awoken at night by autistic moaning coming from son's room. She goes in, finds him having a stroke at his computer WITH HIS F------ D--- IN HIS HAND >Theydidntpreparemeforthisshit.exe >Take the rest of the history, hurry to operating room to tell the doctor >They're in the middle of the scan >They found an AVM in his brain (malformed, weak blood vessels present at birth) >Start seeing all the clues come together like a TV show >The kid was born with some weak vessels in his brain >Over the years, its been slowly getting weaker >Finally, when this kid was jacking off, the spike in blood pressure from c------ blew it the f--- up >Mfw he literally had a mind blowing orgasm >Mfw he died this evening I'll never forget you Stroke Stroker kid.
>Be me yesterday >3rd year in Med School >Working in Trauma Bay, 1am tired as s--- >Call comes in from EMS, 16 year old male, stroke symptoms >N---- w-- 16 year olds don't get strokes >Kid comes in, clearly stroking out, Radiology takes him away for scans and s--- >Meanwhile, I get sent to talk to parents to find out what happened >Stand awkwardly and pat backs to try and console them >Not f------ working >Eventually calm down and I ask them when they noticed the stroke to establish timeline >Turns out the mom was awoken at night by autistic moaning coming from son's room. She goes in, finds him having a stroke at his computer WITH HIS F------ D--- IN HIS HAND >Theydidntpreparemeforthisshit.exe >Take the rest of the history, hurry to operating room to tell the doctor >They're in the middle of the scan >They found an AVM in his brain (malformed, weak blood vessels present at birth) >Start seeing all the clues come together like a TV show >The kid was born with some weak vessels in his brain >Over the years, its been slowly getting weaker >Finally, when this kid was jacking off, the spike in blood pressure from c------ blew it the f--- up >Mfw he literally had a mind blowing orgasm >Mfw he died this evening I'll never forget you Stroke Stroker kid.

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Anon gets triggered easily | /r/Greentext

I feel awful >Took my little brother (10 y/o ) and sister out on a drive for school shopping >Take them to a fast food joint afterwards get them some food >"Uh-oh bro, sorry this place is a bit pricey I can only afford to buy you fries, no milkshake today" >get food >pull into garage >Brother gives me the middle finger for not getting his shake >l take his fries and pour them into the sink disposal >He cries >l'm so p----- that I literally tell him to bow on his knees before me and verbally apologize for flipping me off if he wants me to get him more fries. >He does exactly that >l get his fries but as I'm driving backI can't shake the feeling of guilt that I did something wrong by making a kid forfeit his pride and honor in exchange for food. >The guilt overwhelms me to the point were I come to his room and bow before him and beg for forgiveness I still feel like s---. Was I in the wrong? How should I, An adult, have handled that situation? How can I make this okay again? 08/13/21 10:04:25 AM 2 replies #2 • 24733598 >>24733589 (OP) The bastard gave you a middle finger, you did nothing wrong 08/13/21 10:07:00 AM
I feel awful >Took my little brother (10 y/o ) and sister out on a drive for school shopping >Take them to a fast food joint afterwards get them some food >"Uh-oh bro, sorry this place is a bit pricey I can only afford to buy you fries, no milkshake today" >get food >pull into garage >Brother gives me the middle finger for not getting his shake >l take his fries and pour them into the sink disposal >He cries >l'm so p----- that I literally tell him to bow on his knees before me and verbally apologize for flipping me off if he wants me to get him more fries. >He does exactly that >l get his fries but as I'm driving backI can't shake the feeling of guilt that I did something wrong by making a kid forfeit his pride and honor in exchange for food. >The guilt overwhelms me to the point were I come to his room and bow before him and beg for forgiveness I still feel like s---. Was I in the wrong? How should I, An adult, have handled that situation? How can I make this okay again? 08/13/21 10:04:25 AM 2 replies #2 • 24733598 >>24733589 (OP) The bastard gave you a middle finger, you did nothing wrong 08/13/21 10:07:00 AM

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Anon has been to French r9k | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:37:47 No.64948397 Meanwhile on French r9k... >hon hon hon chocolate blue je suis les incel mon ami wee wee 44 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:41:40 No.64948458 >>64948397 (OP) # actual picture from french r9k paris headquarters 95 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:37:47 No.64948397 Meanwhile on French r9k... >hon hon hon chocolate blue je suis les incel mon ami wee wee 44 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)22:41:40 No.64948458 >>64948397 (OP) # actual picture from french r9k paris headquarters 95 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't close the tab. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:05:25 No.64953698 Der Coomer >leave my desktop on while i'm going to shower after fapping >forgot to close the window and my mom saw I was masturbating to pictures from a folder with 148 videos of footjobs. Mostly mature foot fetish videos. 802 KB PNG >mom now locks her socks and never is barefoot around the house anymore We never brought it up again.
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)01:05:25 No.64953698 Der Coomer >leave my desktop on while i'm going to shower after fapping >forgot to close the window and my mom saw I was masturbating to pictures from a folder with 148 videos of footjobs. Mostly mature foot fetish videos. 802 KB PNG >mom now locks her socks and never is barefoot around the house anymore We never brought it up again.

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