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: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)19:33:37 No.860825678 >be me on tinder app >"You have a match" >Open app and find it's some dumb match advertising COVID vaccine. >Become anti vaxxer feels good man >Get COVID 23 KB JPG >Go to hospital >Hot nurse bathed me in my bed >Thanks tinder
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)19:33:37 No.860825678 >be me on tinder app >"You have a match" >Open app and find it's some dumb match advertising COVID vaccine. >Become anti vaxxer feels good man >Get COVID 23 KB JPG >Go to hospital >Hot nurse bathed me in my bed >Thanks tinder

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)14:14:05 No.2149155 07786595-5D4E-4879-88A6-F(...).jpg (8 KB, 24 >have a decent life >stable job >comfy apartment with hot water and internet >it's not too much but it's honest work >tell people you love your life >you love living this life >in this country >you love your country >get called a bigot by broke minorities and retard woketards why is this allowed again
Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)14:14:05 No.2149155 07786595-5D4E-4879-88A6-F(...).jpg (8 KB, 24 >have a decent life >stable job >comfy apartment with hot water and internet >it's not too much but it's honest work >tell people you love your life >you love living this life >in this country >you love your country >get called a bigot by broke minorities and retard woketards why is this allowed again

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I am not crying, you are. ? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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Staying alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)23:40:27 No.64939514 friend of mine got covid. >could just barely breathe >taken to hospital >rode in ambulance to other hospital >not dead a alamy stock photo 13 KB JPG >still shitposts to group chat occasionally i love you, bro. keep fighting.
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)23:40:27 No.64939514 friend of mine got covid. >could just barely breathe >taken to hospital >rode in ambulance to other hospital >not dead a alamy stock photo 13 KB JPG >still shitposts to group chat occasionally i love you, bro. keep fighting.

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lttstore.com | /r/Greentext

File: Absolute peak.png (2.3 MB, 2048x1618) $$$$$ 9:23 G AMD wants HOW MUCH for 1080p Gaming?? Linus Tech Tips 167K views 2 hours ago You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:18:16 No.566874062 >>566874184 >>566874290o >566874365 >>566874712 >>566874889 >566875096 >>566875946 >>566876083 >>566876116>566876481 >>566876836>566877097>566877506 >>566877658 >>566878337>>566878597 >>566879602 566880086 566880798 >566881410 566881443 >566883329 Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)18:18:44 No.566874107 >>566874648>56687480s >>566874856 >566874958 >>566874975 >>566875169 >>566876185 >>566876940 >>566877784 >566878019>566878137>>566879475 >566883737 >>566874062 COP) do you think he is a virgin? Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:28:13 No.566874975 >>566875164 >>566882202 566874107 He's the fat ugly guy that ntrs people Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)19:52:43 No.566883202 >>566883341 25664206 File: Away.gif (990 KB, 245x245) >>566874975 >Come home from work >Wife & daughter are lying on the floor in a puddle of c-- and all your PC's are running some obscure linux distro NE CAN TNEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITim
File: Absolute peak.png (2.3 MB, 2048x1618) $$$$$ 9:23 G AMD wants HOW MUCH for 1080p Gaming?? Linus Tech Tips 167K views 2 hours ago You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:18:16 No.566874062 >>566874184 >>566874290o >566874365 >>566874712 >>566874889 >566875096 >>566875946 >>566876083 >>566876116>566876481 >>566876836>566877097>566877506 >>566877658 >>566878337>>566878597 >>566879602 566880086 566880798 >566881410 566881443 >566883329 Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)18:18:44 No.566874107 >>566874648>56687480s >>566874856 >566874958 >>566874975 >>566875169 >>566876185 >>566876940 >>566877784 >566878019>566878137>>566879475 >566883737 >>566874062 COP) do you think he is a virgin? Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)18:28:13 No.566874975 >>566875164 >>566882202 566874107 He's the fat ugly guy that ntrs people Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)19:52:43 No.566883202 >>566883341 25664206 File: Away.gif (990 KB, 245x245) >>566874975 >Come home from work >Wife & daughter are lying on the floor in a puddle of c-- and all your PC's are running some obscure linux distro NE CAN TNEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITim

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Anon has a visitor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)10:04:06 No.860811357 >>860811427 >be me >35 years old on October 31 >hear knock at door >open door, some little demon looking thing there >"trick or treat" it yells >quickly punch demon spawn in face >slam door and run upstairs >fall asleep holding Book of Mormon
Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)10:04:06 No.860811357 >>860811427 >be me >35 years old on October 31 >hear knock at door >open door, some little demon looking thing there >"trick or treat" it yells >quickly punch demon spawn in face >slam door and run upstairs >fall asleep holding Book of Mormon

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Anon sizes up the competition. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:00:33 No.64937650 >there are people reading this right now with flaccid cocks smaller than a roided woman's clitoris you may want to consider suicide 91 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:00:33 No.64937650 >there are people reading this right now with flaccid cocks smaller than a roided woman's clitoris you may want to consider suicide 91 KB JPG

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Black mirror | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)06:09:40 No.64927620 >The Mirror of Erised was a magical mirror, which, according to Albus Dumbledore, shows the "deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts." >Indeed, it became grimly apparent over the years that the mirror could bring more harm than good; many wasted their lives before the mirror, losing track of reality as they were deluded by what they saw and unable or unwilling to 29 KB JPG accept it as mere fantasy. When did you realize your pc is the mirror of erised? It gives you friends, adventure (in form of games), sexual release (p---) etc.. And you waste years of your life looking into it. : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)06:20:48 No.64927690 >>64927620 (OP) # Wasting assumes I could do anything better. I can't.
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)06:09:40 No.64927620 >The Mirror of Erised was a magical mirror, which, according to Albus Dumbledore, shows the "deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts." >Indeed, it became grimly apparent over the years that the mirror could bring more harm than good; many wasted their lives before the mirror, losing track of reality as they were deluded by what they saw and unable or unwilling to 29 KB JPG accept it as mere fantasy. When did you realize your pc is the mirror of erised? It gives you friends, adventure (in form of games), sexual release (p---) etc.. And you waste years of your life looking into it. : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)06:20:48 No.64927690 >>64927620 (OP) # Wasting assumes I could do anything better. I can't.

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Anon asks a girl out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Femanons explain this 08/22/19(Thu)06:32:21 No.54029533 >be me >talk to cute girl >l'm totally into her >seems like she's into me as well >ask girl out >girl says no >okie dokie, moving on >later hear from mutual friend that girl was wondering as to why I gave up so easily in trying to pursue her 1.77 MB GIF 36 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Femanons explain this 08/22/19(Thu)06:32:21 No.54029533 >be me >talk to cute girl >l'm totally into her >seems like she's into me as well >ask girl out >girl says no >okie dokie, moving on >later hear from mutual friend that girl was wondering as to why I gave up so easily in trying to pursue her 1.77 MB GIF 36 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon wishes he was a GI Joe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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Lose yourself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)05:18:09 No.64927278 How do i develop schizophrenia so i can escape into my ROIE delusions? im tired of real life 115 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)05:23:36 No.64927307 >Spend as much time as you can alone in your own head. >Don't learn basic logic or don't think about it if you already know it. >Get real religious. Take it dead serious. >Ask yourself daily if you're the only real person on Earth. Is everyone else a machine? >Become so detached that you live in your own unique reality that no one else can understand. CE
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)05:18:09 No.64927278 How do i develop schizophrenia so i can escape into my ROIE delusions? im tired of real life 115 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)05:23:36 No.64927307 >Spend as much time as you can alone in your own head. >Don't learn basic logic or don't think about it if you already know it. >Get real religious. Take it dead serious. >Ask yourself daily if you're the only real person on Earth. Is everyone else a machine? >Become so detached that you live in your own unique reality that no one else can understand. CE

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Anon is sarcastic | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the 19 KB JPG guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday
| Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the 19 KB JPG guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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anon learns good old fashioned American values | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy 19 кВ PNG money >remember hearing about girls selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable
: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy 19 кВ PNG money >remember hearing about girls selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable

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Anon is a part of a gang. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)02:20:46 No.790660958 > be me > start new job > been a couple of weeks > see a black guy > day ruined.jpg > he looks at me 31 KB JPG > he gives me thumbs up I guess I'm part of a gang now
: Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)02:20:46 No.790660958 > be me > start new job > been a couple of weeks > see a black guy > day ruined.jpg > he looks at me 31 KB JPG > he gives me thumbs up I guess I'm part of a gang now

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anon broke up with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

My girlfriend got beaten and r----. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. 59 KB JPG >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got r---- and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >l told her if she went to the club that l'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.
My girlfriend got beaten and r----. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. 59 KB JPG >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got r---- and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >l told her if she went to the club that l'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.

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Anon describes best country | /r/Greentext

File: 220px-Drapeau de la France[1].png (66 KB, 220x221) O Anonymous E 09/03/14(Wed)19:43:47 No.29699279 [Reply] >>29700838 >>29700861 >>29700969 >>29701506 >>29702088 >>29702570 >most beautiful language in the world >warm climate >beautiful countryside >picturesque cities >attractive women >one of the richest artistic heritages in the world >best food in Europe >best-dressed people in Europe That's right, it's time for an Italy thread. Pic unrelated Showing all replies,
File: 220px-Drapeau de la France[1].png (66 KB, 220x221) O Anonymous E 09/03/14(Wed)19:43:47 No.29699279 [Reply] >>29700838 >>29700861 >>29700969 >>29701506 >>29702088 >>29702570 >most beautiful language in the world >warm climate >beautiful countryside >picturesque cities >attractive women >one of the richest artistic heritages in the world >best food in Europe >best-dressed people in Europe That's right, it's time for an Italy thread. Pic unrelated Showing all replies,

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Anon has a rough night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me I dropped my gay card >L look down for it and 71 KB JPG realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459
: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me I dropped my gay card >L look down for it and 71 KB JPG realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459

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Anon fucks around and finds out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Frog posters | /r/Greentext

08/11/21(Wed)20:43:07 No.860800368 >touch my peepee >quickly identify as a woman >about to c-- >identify back to a man and c-- hard >a girl just made me c-- by touching my peepee 125 KB JPG later virgins : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)20:50:24 No.860800572 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:05:50 No.860800971 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:16:06 No.860801250
08/11/21(Wed)20:43:07 No.860800368 >touch my peepee >quickly identify as a woman >about to c-- >identify back to a man and c-- hard >a girl just made me c-- by touching my peepee 125 KB JPG later virgins : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)20:50:24 No.860800572 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:05:50 No.860800971 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:16:06 No.860801250

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Anon is hallucinating again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/
: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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